Is it common to be troutting during labour?
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Is it common to be troutting during labour?
Yes. Because you're pushing with the same muscles as when you take a poo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Criminally Vulgar
They never show that in movies, eh?
Not the ones I watch. I'm sure it's a different story for some of you.
You're not guaranteed to trout yourself, but nobody would be surprised if you did.
Well, not you personally, CV. If you trout yourself while your wife/girlfriend/hobo is giving birth, most people would find that weird.
one rule for one, one rule for another. I'll do what I bloody well want, thank you. :colbert:
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
It's weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
I learned about Honey Boo Boo.
You poor, poor girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
It's only weird because it's different though! but yeah that aspect is really surreal, I'll give you that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsIt's weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
Again, it's simply just due to it being different. I'm currently studying desire and fetishism (people always eyebrow raise me when I tell them what I study..), unfortunately the 'heavy squirk factor' doesn't work as an answer, I wish it did!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoebertoBecause it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
Zeldy, let's talk :jokey:
WildRaubtier> guys vaginas are grossQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikki........... Yes... Do tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinQuote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
WildRaubtier> the only ones i've seen recently have been full of poo
Jiro> I don't even
Jiro> want to
Jiro> know that
Jiro> kent
Jiro> what the hell man
Jiro> I should kick you
Jiro> but you'd only return
Jiro> with more gross stuff
WildRaubtier> you have to peel back the labia just to clean it out
Jiro> what the smurf dude
WildRaubtier> oh there's worse still
Jiro> I don't think we need to know this
WildRaubtier> do you want to hear it anyway
Lone> no.
Jiro> not really
Jiro> no
Jiro> I think
Jiro> we can manage
Jiro> without this information
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> if I ever get curious
Jiro> I'll come and ask it
Jiro> but otherwise
Jiro> it'll be okay man
Jiro> you just
WildRaubtier> ok
Jiro> you just take care of business
Jiro> and we'll be here
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> without knowing
WildRaubtier> just ask what's worse then having to clean poop out of vaginas
WildRaubtier> when you're ready
Rantzien> what's worse than having to clean poop out of vaginas?
milliegoesbeep> ...
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked pontus
milliegoesbeep> Ew
WildRaubtier> the worst part is all the white muck you see in there while doing it
WildRaubtier> which, the midwie assures me, is exactly what I think it is
Rantzien> what is it!?
Rantzien> what is the white stuff
Lone> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
Rantzien> I gotta know man
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked that too pontus
Jiro> oh god
Jiro> no
* Jiro dies
WildRaubtier> it's cum, or something close to it
Rantzien> Oh, that's weird
WildRaubtier> the midwife happily pointed out that she's getting off on her mother's hormones
Rantzien> lol
Rantzien> that's actually kind of hilarious
* Phil|Mobile (~philmobil@eyesonff-546A89C1.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eoff
WildRaubtier> I ought repeat that for Phil's sake
Jiro> please spare him
Jiro> please
Jiro> he's seen her
Jiro> he's touched her
Jiro> he doesn't need to view her like that
Rantzien> He even grabbed her area
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"Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?" definitely applies to that...
That's your birthday present from Kent! :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki