I NOT VERY WELL

He's terribly allergic to alcohol, y'see.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

My teeth are itchy.

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have you ruled out metals poisoning

The solution is clearly to scratch your teeth.

How does he use mouth wash then?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

It's time for chuchutrain to arrive at happy, healthy station.

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He needs to stop shouting out "All aboard".