What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

If anyone remembers me telling them about the night of my birthday three years ago, I'd say that was pretty nuts.

But I think it's been toppled by doing fat lines of ketamine in a Chinese karaoke bar. Absolutely, unequivocally never again. Thought it was blow, and wouldn't have even tried it in the first place if I wasn't as drunk as Dennis Rodman in a strip club. That was a long, harrowing night. I couldn't get my key in the door when I got home so I kicked it in. My head felt like Joel Holmes had sat on it the next day.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

That doesn't sound boring. As long as you don't slap me, I think we can hang too; I live in San Diego. :p

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I'm in Porter Ranch (SFV). You military?


One more for the road;

One of our huge parties (a long time ago), ~2:30am, out of kegs are dead and out of booze (stores don't sell after 2). We steal our buddies Explorer and 3 of us head to the store for a run. One guy waits as driver, me and a buddy go in, each grab two 30 packs, and try and make our way out of the store. They were stocking shelves, so there was a lot of the night crew out. When we finally made our run, someone spotted us and yelled "stop"! My buddy calls back "sucks, don't it" as he runs into the door, one 30 pack gone. While running to the car one employee threw one of those "hammer" staplers, it went right passed my head and hit the handy cap parking sign. 90 beers wasn't enough so we swapped cars (mine this time). I was driver, I knew something was up when several employees came outside and looked over the parking lot. My friends walked out, but both were limping. They had preseasoned racks of ribs, frozen burger patties, hot dogs, and buns. No booze, so another store it was. This time we all went in planning to fill 2 hand baskets each. We went for hard liquor and on the way out saw the lobster tank/steaks. Steak and lobster it was.

We were fk'ing hero's that night, enough food and booze to party until the sun came up and I've never had a better lobster than a free one.

Anyhow, about a week later I got a letter in the mail and note on the door from a detective. The employees at the second store got my plate, led to my address. I called the detective. When asked, I stated that I had been at a party and that after passing out my keys weren't where I had left them, that my car had been moved. I was "too drunk" to remember who else was there. Never heard about it again.

Oh I had completely erased this moment from my mind, but I am pretty sure the weed that I smoked didn't just have weed in it as the end results of what happened from that not could have possibly been from just marjuana. O_o

Basically, don't do drugs kid you never know what they be puttin' in that trout.

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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

But I think it's been toppled by doing fat lines of ketamine in a Chinese karaoke bar. Absolutely, unequivocally never again. Thought it was blow, and wouldn't have even tried it in the first place if I wasn't as drunk as Dennis Rodman in a strip club. That was a long, harrowing night. I couldn't get my key in the door when I got home so I kicked it in. My head felt like Joel Holmes had sat on it the next day.

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How's the teaching of young children going? xD

I, uhh... Darn. I can't think of anything. This sucks.

I did once proclaim my love for a girl in front of a cafeteria full of people. Then again it was 5th grade and I got 5 bucks for doing so.

I need to do more crazy things.

When I was four I burned things on the stove top when no one was looking. Long story short, I set the kitchen chairs on fire.

I had sex with a resident physician in a hospital while he was on-call.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Crazy can manifest in different forms. I can't think of one example because my life is pretty much one lunatic decision after another.

I'm going to end my internship by playing music really loud from a computer I don't own and dancing on the table. I might take my shirt off to create a bigger scene. Is that an appropriate answer?

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I want a video of you doing this. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Agreed to felatio from a girl wearing braces.

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Been there, done that and still have nightmares.

As for me the craziest thing I've ever done was attempt to escape from my moms old church when I was ten; Went to Sunday school like a good little boy but when it ended I opened the window, pushed the screen out (which fell on a car and broke a windshield) and slid down a drainage pipe. I was caught, reprimanded and forced to put the screen back up whilst standing atop a rickety wooden ladder and severely beaten when I got home. I hated that church, the moments of freedom were worth it.

I was too depressed to actually do it. Man, that internship was dismal. I never want to work in hard news again. On the upside, I did see some interesting things. I guess.