If you could be adopted and raised my any EoFFers, who would you choose?

Shauna is gonna raise me. Granted, I just want her to lie down so I can use her like a step, and BAM insta-raised a good 4 inches!

I am not a step. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Shauna

I am not a step. :colbert:

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She's a stepladder.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Shauna

I am not a step. :colbert:

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She's a stepladder.

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Steplasser! If they had genders, anyway...

HOOTERS is my father.

I would want to be raised by Pike. We would spend all day playing Alpha Centauri and I would learn the ways of the robot from her.

I guess that'd make MILF my dad by default though. I guess he could be the father you grow up ashamed of because he's a racist old fart set in his ways. And by racist I really mean he doesn't like FFT or FFIX. I would at least forgive Pike for any poor gaming choices because robot.

I wanna be adopted by DEVIL MAN and raised by A MOST LOVED MAN! The combination would be too much for the world to handle or what BoB could wank! :bigsmile:

Okay I'm starting to get a little disturbed about how keen Christmas is to force everyone to think about me masturbating, and wish to apologise to everyone for this happening.

You make it sound like I'm your kid that embarrassed you in public. :mymelbert:

Yes, it's definitely that kinda vibe for me ^^;