I always put the seat and lid down because I think it looks nice. But if somebody didn't put the seat down, I'm not so inattentive that I would spaz out and fall in head first.
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I always put the seat and lid down because I think it looks nice. But if somebody didn't put the seat down, I'm not so inattentive that I would spaz out and fall in head first.
One time I got mad at an ex for this, so I duct taped the lid with like half a roll.
Screw her, it was the funniest **** ever. Because she had to work for it.
As far as I'm concerned if you're so absent minded about where you're about to place your bare ass that you fall into the toilet, you deserve to get stuck and be inched loose with a crowbar-like instrument.
We don't get STUCK! You just get a cold bottom.
Everyone is supposed to sit down facing the tank, whether they are peeing or taking a sir Harrington. That way you can flush without having to stand up and look at your sir Harrington. Additionally then you can use the provided shelf to hold your books and pens.
You can uselessly complain all you want but it's still your fault you fell in the toilet.
I didn't complain. I'm in the "leave the seat up, I really don't care" camp.
Is Sir Harrington the new filter for trout or something? Because I really hope it is.
Oh how I wish it was. That would make the world a little more magical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood
What anus said,
If you don't look where you're putting your bare ass you're a special kinda' person.
Also I always put it down because I y'know, leave things how I found 'em.
Also how does a dude sit down to pee without getting his bits all pissy anyway
I have a new obsession with wiping the toilet seat down with bleach cleaner both before & after I use it.
I just don't understand how this became an issue that is basically a deal breaker for some people. Way to obsess over some of the grossest bodily functions we have. I leave the seat down because it looks nicer and I don't want troutty bacteria floating around in the air, but goddamn it's not that hard to pay attention to what you're doing. If you're seriously too out of it to notice there isn't a seat, then I'd be concerned about you actually making it to the bathroom and not just troutting/pissing all over the floor. Don't you... don't you turn the light on?
I'm still wondering why so many people seem to think putting the seat and lid down creates a super-magic barrier that prevents any and all germs from escaping their toilet. Germs so mean and crafty they will totally escape if that trout gets left up.