What would you arrest the above member for?

emigrating from sunny England

Illegal street racing.

Alpaca prostitution

Refusing my hand in marriage.

Wanting to marry mullet while wearing a rabbit suit. Also with a mullet.

Mullet hate crimes. :colbert:

Mullet love crimes.

The ol' unltraviolence.

Asking and Telling.

Imitating Dark Souls.

For thinking lime is objectively bad.

Butt-sniffing when taking up-skirt photos.

Pretending to be an illegal itinerant worker by using false tan and saying only 'gringo' just to get free rides on the back of a pickup. He doesn't run at all he gets free lifts everywhere through his quasi-racist webs of deceit. he's a filthy lying whore.

Inciting a riot.

In my pants.

for being a bamf!