Mafia time?

I may have only recently started posting a lot here, but I've been a member for a couple of years now, and I have been analyzing every post that everyone has ever made. This has only led me to one conclusion: I don't trust anyone and you are all smurfing suspicious.

I have been pretty suspicious of Cid. I mean, he started this place and all, but he has been silent for a long while. He did make a thread asking how everyone was doing a while back, which garnered trust for him again, but that was a while ago. I think he's left the game, though, and I think Loony BoB has taken his role. Now if Cid's inactivity is any indication of suspicion, I think Loony BoB's over devotion by buying the town of EoFF is pretty suspicious too. Plus, he has spreadsheets for everything. Just what is he keeping track of in his spreadsheets if not all of the inner workings of the members of EoFF and who he can off (or ban as he says) without garnering much suspicion. He is one I think we should keep our eyes on pretty closely. I'm withholding my vote from him because I'm still not entirely sure. Just someone to think about.

The member I'm most sure of being mafia is clearly ToriJ though. I mean, look at how quickly he came into the forum and won the love and devotion of this place, including winning the Best Newbie Ciddie. He's even brought in FOUR new members since joining. If this isn't a mafia takeover, I don't know what is.

##Vote: ToriJ

I'd also like to point out that neither of these suspicious candidates have posted in this thread, making them even more suspicious.

guys idk whose scum tbh so im gonna vote jiro lol liek i did in taht on egame

##VOTE: Jiro

fallow my led gusy

##Unvote: ToriJ

Breaking new evidence has popped up in my reputation comments. People have informed me that I am being tricky in my theatrics and that my post was indeed scummy. I never suspected that I could possibly be mafia scum, but the reputation comments pointed to me.

##Vote: Scotty_ffgamer

##Vote: Scotty

Sheeping Scotty because he's a Fat Chocobo and we Fat Chocobos stick together.

Join us for great justice, unless of course you're a communist. You're not a communist, are you?

Accusing everyone of being communists is the most scummy thing in this thread so far.

##unvote Yamaneko

##vote Citizen Bleys

Scotty is clearly a Jester, we should all unvote him.

Jiro just made a good point.

##UNVOTE: Scotty_ffgamer

##VOTE: Jiro

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Accusing everyone of being communists is the most scummy thing in this thread so far.

##unvote Yamaneko

##vote Citizen Bleys

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I didn't accuse everyone of being a communist, just everyone who doesn't sheep the FFXIV core. You dirty pinko swine.

##unvote
##Vote: Jiro

Still sheeping.

Guys we shouldn't just all mob vote on Jiro. The last time that happened, he died and he was innocent. Well, he was a Townie at least. He might have been guilty of something else as a Townie, but he wasn't Mafia.

##UNVOTE: Jiro

Who hasn't gotten votes at all throughout this game? Who has been slipping past our suspicions from the beginning of this forum-wide game?

##VOTE: Shorty

Scotty is clearly grasping blindly at straws because he feels the heat is on. Additionally, his recent surge in activity in the writing forum is highly suspicious and is worth pointing out. I am of the opinion that Scotty is trying to rally the capable literary members onto his side in order to use them as pawns in a less-than-desirable operation. The only explanation for all of this is that he is a lieutenant in Yamaneko's and Del Murder's abominable scheme. He must be taken out to prevent future atrocities against our good people.

I see your game, friend. You won't get away with it. Not while there are members like me around to spit in the face of injustice against The Town.

##unvote Citizen Bleys

##vote Scotty

Okay, this is going to be a bold move, but I would like to role claim. I am the Mafia Secretary Who Likes To Do A Little Creative Writing On The Side. Shorty has seen through my moves in Timber Maniacs, and I am clearly amassing an army in the writing forum to take over the rest of the forums.

##Unvote: Shorty

##Vote: Scotty

Make of that what you will.

I'm not sheeping Scotty anymore, he changes his vote too much.

I learned my strategy from watching the greatest mafia player I've ever seen, Jiro. Of course, his strategy got himself killed on the first day.

:shobon:

Did you like my role claim here. Coincidentally, I had just learned I was actually mafia in the other game just before posting that (though I was going to post it anyways). I'm the best mafia.