I would like to counter with:
Raistlin: prefers Reese's
People who don't fellate disease-ridden bulls: prefer Cadbury's
I think that speaks for itself. :smug:
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People who fellate disease-ridden porcupines: prefer Cadbury's
In the end nobody wins with war. :cry:
Porcupines have smaller penises, whereas bull semen is more valuable. Yet another impasse.
Having only very recently sampled the delights of peanut butter, I am yet to try Reece's Peanut Butter Eggs. I seriously doubt they can compare to chocolatey-fondant perfection that is a Cadbury's cream egg. I bite the top half off, expertly use my tongue and finger in the bottom half, then melt the rest and smother over my nipples... or just eat the bottom half.
I keep misreading this thread title as "Chocolate Frog War" and it confuses me greatly.
:colbert:
That's what I keep thinking of when I read it!
That's what you get for thinking.
Acid Pops.
Because I'm a bad ass... with no tongue.
Team Cadbury. But it's tragic that the excellent Mini Eggs are tempered by the awful Creme Eggs.
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Oh, what I would give for a Freddo!
I love Freddos. I am going to get one today, assuming they're still available