A unicorn that was passing developed flatulence.
What is your favourite Justin Bieber song?
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A unicorn that was passing developed flatulence.
What is your favourite Justin Bieber song?
Never say never
Did you taste the flavors of the rainbow yesterday?
I am not trying giraffe piss.
So what's crackalackin'?
A good joke!
Where is Amarillo and will you show ne the way?
Yes just go up to the arctic circle and take a nose dive off the planet
Is that a cactuar I see before me?
No, it's a moistachioed horse!
Are watermelons tasty?
Liver and onions sauted in sugar water
What color is the dark side of the moon at night?
ALL THE COLOURS.
Why do I hurt all over?
Fell down the stairs from one of your sleepwalking episodes
What did Jon snow have for dinner before going into hibernation for the winter
Strawberries!
WHY DOES THE MOON FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE?!
That's not the moon its Pluto
Why are Ducks orange?
Because blue was taken.
If I leave point A travelling 50 miles per hour for 10 mins, then stop for 2 days, why does it rain?
The sky's crying 'cause it hates math.
If I cut open a leprechaun would lucky charms spill out?
Because people started feeding them basketballs.
Why does every day end with a day?
Aardvarks eat them all.
When is the best time to join the circus?