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Bed: Either Squall or Balthier cause hotdamn if their not both pretty boys.
Wed: Yang seems like he would be a pretty devoted husband material. Galuf would be fun too.
Behead: Shuyin, the even whinier Tidus.
Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Hope
Ladies
Bed: Rinoa or perhaps Celes
Wed: Lady Ashe or surprisingly enough Paine as she is a dead ringer for my ex.
Behead: Probably Yuna
Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Yuffie and Vanille.
We've escalated to behead now, have we? Marvellous:mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Wolf is known for his edgy song "I Hate Little Girls" made in response to Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls."
Why would anyone hate Yuffie, anyway?
Because she's a human trash can
Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
Well, keep on spreading the love guys.
She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Sorry, I'm not in the mood for digging through heaps of grabage :monster:
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Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned. :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Her theme is not nearly as good as the other female characters or characters in general, her limits are just poor substitutes of better character ones and are entirely too reliant on her Ultimate weapon to make them any good, and her sidequests are probably some of my least favorite sections of the game barring the "Big Materia Rescue" quest that is disc 2. She's not "cute" she's a selfish bitch who pulls a Karma Houdini, because some writer mistakes her being a total pain in the ass for comic relief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
As for Wed, Bed, Behead... it's just the history minor in me. :shobon:
Bloodfest does not require the agony of grinding at the Battle Arena so while it's not as good as Omnislash, I accept it gladly since it comes free.
Yuffie isn't a bad person, she's a thief in the vain of other fantasy thieves like IX's Tantalus or that dude from VI who insists he's just a treasure hunter. She never did any sort of real crime or supported any such crimes, either.
She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.
All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.
I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.
None of them screw you over for their own personal gain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Yes, let's just steal from the only people actually doing something about Shin-Ra, that makes so much sense! We can just hand wave all this because of her silly sob story about feeling bad her home country isn't awesome anymore because of the big bad Shin-Ra, that your party is trying to stop. smurf her. She's selfish, opportunistic and spends most of the plot being a whiny brat when she's not trying to screw your party over.Quote:
She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.
All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.
I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.
Please don't ever bring out the "what's your problem? They're a nice person!" argument to me when we're talking about characters. Characters aren't people and I DK t judge characters how I'd judge people. She may be the nicest girl in the neighborhood, but if the way she's written is annoying as all hell, then she annoys me. Yuffie has no personality aside from being genki ands charming to steal your stuff. There's nothing endearing about it. She's just a waste of space.
I was replying to WK's comment about her being a Karma Huudini when I pointed out she was nice, not you.
As for Yuffie "screwing you over", she takes your materia for like an hour at most. She then joins you in killing Sephiroth and saving the world. I think she more than redeemed herself.
No one is saying Yuffie is a saint - she's decidedly selfish and she's the only person who outright says "I don't sympathize witH Barret at all" when he recounts what Shinra did to Corel. But as I say, she's just a teenager and most of that is teenager stuff. She's just channeled her teenager-ness into also trying to liberate her hometown.
Smurf: Vanille, she is like a couple thousand years old right? Who can hate on experience?
Marry: Tifa, I'd put her for smurf, but she is actually shown very caring and emotional enough so I like it. Quistis would also be decent wifey material, but she has a little bit of the loser-ish feel when she whines after the dance to Squall.
Avoid: Selphie, honestly seems to dumb to deal with.
Awww Carny, can't it be a JOINT evil plan? After all, I did start the thread.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned. :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn