Jewels: I wanna see Scott hot on.
English teacher: Charles is trout hot at English.
A few days later:
English teacher: Whoo hoo! It's a truck!
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Jewels: I wanna see Scott hot on.
English teacher: Charles is trout hot at English.
A few days later:
English teacher: Whoo hoo! It's a truck!
Dam right.Quote:
Originally posted by Joaquin
Best goodbye message ever.
appoefaiwie: Tokkiquil
kwyzthal: Abyssinian Ellone
appoefaiwie: want me to send you korean music? =D
kwyzthal: yep
appoefaiwie: really?!
kwyzthal: no
Leeza certainly is dedicated Bruckner-hailer who can even put dedicated hailers (such as me) in order. x) I found this so sudden and amusing.
Mikztsu> I also saw the George Best movie.
Kane> *hisses at sun*
Blaine> Gordan Banks threw the ball up in the air to kick it and Best ran and booted it in
Mikztsu> I bet now that George best has a new kidney, he'll start drinking again.xD
Blaine> and it was disallowed :(
cloud_no9> why would best score an OG?
* RyuKishi has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Blaine> wha??
cloud_no9> own goal
Blaine> when'd he score an OG?
Mikztsu> best = Northen Irish
Mikztsu> Not Englsih.*_*
Mikztsu> *English
Blaine> Umm why'd you say that?
Blaine> oh
Blaine> We were a pathetic team until George Best started playing for us
Blaine> And we've been pathetic ever since then :(
* Ally has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Tinkerbelle)))
Mikztsu> Where are ya from, Blaine?
* Ally has joined #eoff
Blaine> 5-0 against Spain :(
Blaine> Northern Ireland
Mikztsu> Oh, okay
* RyuKishi has joined #eoff
Leeza> Too much game talk and not enough Bruckner Hailing!
Me: So the reign of terror is at last over?
Jon: IT HAS ONLY BEGUN. JON BOT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD.
Me: Jon... bot?
Jon: NO ELLIPSES, FOOL. JON BOT WILL DESTROY YOU.
Me: Why the bot?
Jon: IT IS NECESSARY TO FOCUS MY POWERS.
Me: I think you're just compensating for the shortness of your name.
Jon: JON BOT DECLINES TO COMMENT.
Me: Uh huh...
He's insane. Seriously, help me.
Hmm, I guess I freaked him out.
mikztsu2000: I feel like some cloud.
mikztsu2000: *goes get coffee*
del_murderus: Cloud?
del_murderus: I'm going to bed
mikztsu2000: Ok, goodnight.
mikztsu2000: Yeah, imagine your mind like it would be cloud
mikztsu2000: Floating around and such
del_murderus: Umm, riiiight
mikztsu2000: I get that feeling often
del_murderus: Take care Mik
It takes more than that to scare me off, buddy boy.
At work this week:
Mayra: You didn't put away the gobacks.
Me: So?
Mayra: When you do fitting rooms you have to put away your gobacks.
Me: Liar!
Mayra: Fine, ask Jose.
Me: Jose, when you do fitting rooms do you have to put away the gobacks?
Jose: Yes Tony.
Mayra: See? I wasn't lying.
Me: What?
Mayra: You said I was lying!
Me: No I didn't. I said you were a liar.
My accounting teacher: Wake up boy and get some sleep!
chickencha: Excuse me while I scream at my fingers.
chickencha: The typo monster is going to kill me?
[04:06:47] Alixsar> Today is your birthday?
[04:06:51] Alixsar> Guess what Matt?
[04:07:00] Alixsar> You have the same birthday as my sister. Yep.
[04:07:13] Matt> She must be cool
[04:07:16] Matt> How old is she?
[04:07:28] Nicolas> Pfft. You lie.
[04:07:41] Matt> Is she hot?
[04:07:43] Hito> The Jukebox™ is now playing: [Sarah McLachlan - Angel (City Of Angels)][04:29]
[04:07:45] Matt> Come on, dish it out.
[04:07:46] Kane> xD
[04:07:49] Andaris> xD
[04:08:02] Kane> All them cool aug 5thers, I tell you what.
[04:08:02] Nicolas> Heh. That's the Matt I remember. *dies*
[04:08:02] Alixsar> 21.
[04:08:09] Matt> 21.. no way
[04:08:15] Matt> That's how old I am today! :o
[04:08:17] Alixsar> Some people say she's hot, but she's actually a moron. A bitchy moron.
[04:08:27] Alixsar> So, have fun.
[04:08:28] Kane> That's not good.
[04:08:35] Alixsar> Yeah, my sister sucks.
[04:08:42] Matt> I bet she sucks good.
[04:08:45] Roogle> XDD
[04:08:49] Kane> xD
[04:08:49] Pikmin[FFXI]> :D
[04:08:52] Matt> :P
[04:08:54] Hito> That's disgusting.
[04:08:57] Nicolas> *dies*
Now, that's comedy.
"Unless I have a frisbee, nobody has a frisbee!!" ~Derek
ame_sama: Aha. I would enjoy the golfcart driving. That would show those people who almost ran me over in a golfcart.
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
studan_fox_in_sox: they should pay!
ame_sama: Yes, I don't particularly enjoy getting nearly ran over. And for those people who nearly killed me again while I was riding in the golfcart with them.
ame_sama: I think I shall be the Golfcart Avenger.
studan_fox_in_sox: with them?
studan_fox_in_sox: EXCELLENT!
ame_sama: Dun-dun-DUN!
ame_sama: And I shall have a cool superhero outfit and I'll drive around in my golfcart and call it the...*thinks*
studan_fox_in_sox: COLFGART!
ame_sama: YES!
ame_sama: XD
ame_sama: "To the Colfgart cave!"
studan_fox_in_sox: hurrah!
ame_sama: And I'll do avenging type things and avenge people with my Magic Bag O' Confetti!
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
studan_fox_in_sox: do i get to do stuff?
ame_sama: Sure!
ame_sama: You can have electric cymbals and such.
studan_fox_in_sox: excellent.
studan_fox_in_sox: I WIELD THE CYMBAL OF ELECTRICITY...AND THE SYMBOL OF SPORADICNESS!
ame_sama: YES!
Fear me for I am the Golfcart Avenger.
Kenickyotto: hm...
Kenickyotto: nope. still don't care.
Genius454: Don't care?
Genius454: About my periods?
Kenickyotto: QUOTE!!!!
Genius454: Wait that didn't come out right
Taken much out of context:
i ruvs teh vinnie d <3: beautiful, no?
"Stupid sexy Flanders!!": Unierific!
kwyzthal: me
appoefaiwie: tokkiquil
kwyzthal: say, you have a cell phone right? does it have text messaging?
appoefaiwie: yeah!
kwyzthal: oh kew!
appoefaiwie: why?
kwyzthal: we can text each other!
appoefaiwie: you can message me??
appoefaiwie: YAY!!!
kwyzthal: yep!
appoefaiwie: KEEEW!!
appoefaiwie: hold on, want me to get my cell right now?
kwyzthal: yep
kwyzthal: that would so kew!
appoefaiwie: YAY!! kk, brb
appoefaiwie: aha!
kwyzthal: hurry, I might not have much time left
appoefaiwie: kk, what's your number?
appoefaiwie: to write in my address book.
kwyzthal:
appoefaiwie: with country code and area code and stuff
appoefaiwie: kk!
kwyzthal: I don't remember the country code.......
kwyzthal: er.... I forgot, can you just ask someone, 0917 is for the phone company, etc
appoefaiwie: mine is
kwyzthal: kew!
kwyzthal: 1 is one for the country code?
appoefaiwie: yes'm!
kwyzthal: tell me if it works........
appoefaiwie: i think it just did!!
appoefaiwie: W00T!!
kwyzthal: it did!?!
kwyzthal: you got my message!!!!!!!?
appoefaiwie: W00T GUY YES!! "Gello?" W00T!!
appoefaiwie: Hello
appoefaiwie: XD
appoefaiwie: *kills seld*
appoefaiwie: SELF!
kwyzthal: w00t!!!!!!!!!
appoefaiwie: GAH!
appoefaiwie: *replies*
... it's longer than this but oh well, so happy is me!:D
:D
14 Random Victims.
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xDMano (1:17:17 AM): Mama.
Airanselcona (1:17:22 AM): Papa?
xDMano (1:17:26 AM): *nods*
Airanselcona (1:17:50 AM): Excellent.
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xDMano (1:17:30 AM): Mama.
AngelSirius (1:17:34 AM): Papa.
xDMano (1:17:38 AM): *nods*
AngelSirius (1:18:06 AM): You ARE a sexy schoolgirl, Jeff.
xDMano (1:18:31 AM): Thank you. You are not bad yourself.
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xDMano (1:17:49 AM): Mama.
Chickencha (1:17:57 AM): ...No?
xDMano (1:18:11 AM): Fine, be that way! Ruin my fun. :(
Chickencha (1:18:18 AM): What fun?
xDMano (1:18:41 AM): *walks away in shame*
Chickencha (1:18:52 AM): *skips away in glee*
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xDMano (1:18:49 AM): Mama.
ID1014578176 (1:19:03 AM): Dada?
xDMano (1:19:44 AM): Of course.
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xDMano (1:19:50 AM): Mama.
OhFork (1:20:03 AM): Mia!
xDMano (1:20:43 AM): :D
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xDMano (1:21:49 AM): Mama.
BlkKnight1007 did not replied.
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xDMano (1:23:17 AM): Mama.
ffplayer3 (1:26:41 AM): hi
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xDMano (1:23:36 AM): Mama.
Genius454 (1:23:49 AM): Yes, son?
Genius454 (1:24:58 AM): You ever just want to go away? To a place where nothing matters?
xDMano (1:25:13 AM): Where did I come from?
Genius454 (1:26:16 AM): I don't know
xDMano (1:26:33 AM): Fun.
xDMano (1:26:36 AM): :D
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xDMano (1:23:40 AM): Dada.
Kalenisis (1:24:19 AM): Who's this?
xDMano (1:24:45 AM): Excuse me?
Kalenisis (1:25:19 AM): :-P
xDMano (1:25:37 AM): O:-)
Kalenisis (1:26:08 AM): Whoooooo is this? ;-)
xDMano (1:26:24 AM): No. Whooooooo is this? ;-)
Kalenisis (1:27:30 AM): Kalen, but you messaged me. :-P I know I've talked to you before, but I forgot who you are.
xDMano (1:28:11 AM): I don't know. I could be -Proto- some stranger.
Kalenisis (1:29:05 AM): Whahah
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xDMano (1:23:45 AM): Dada.
mysticicegoddess (1:23:54 AM): Dada?!?
mysticicegoddess (1:23:55 AM): O_o
mysticicegoddess (1:24:10 AM): hello pppoooootr
xDMano (1:24:17 AM): yay.
mysticicegoddess (1:24:40 AM): ^_^
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xDMano (1:23:52 AM): Mama.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:25:18 AM): Yes?
RedHotChiliAZ (1:25:41 AM): You rang?
xDMano (1:26:01 AM): Yes. I like to inform you that... *gets cut off*
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:02 AM): *finishes*...you are incredible sexy and wonderful.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:11 AM): Why thank you, I appreciate that.
xDMano (1:27:23 AM): Why no problem. It's my pleasure.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:50 AM): *hands you a copy of my newest book, "This Book Is Crap"
xDMano (1:28:19 AM): Thank you.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:28:55 AM): No problem. It's a good read and chock full Vitamin B.
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xDMano (1:24:01 AM): Mama.
Silverlocke0 did not respond.
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xDMano (1:24:10 AM): Mama.
Starwar cj (1:24:18 AM): Hi?
xDMano (1:24:30 AM): You're very confused.
Starwar cj (1:24:43 AM): Yes, I am.
xDMano (1:24:57 AM): Let's keep it that way.
Starwar cj (1:25:05 AM): Righty-o.
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pr0tat0: Dada.
kwyzthal: hello
pr0tat0: Is that you dada?
kwyzthal: eh???
kwyzthal: darn you proto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pr0tat0: :P
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:D