Favorite Funny Quotes (spoilers)

Hehe, Squall ATTEMPTING to be humourous and failing miserably makes him even funnier! :D

Another example:

*after the discover that Balamb Garden is mobile, Rinoa asks Squall for a tour of the place, here's if Squall agrees*

Rinoa: "What's this?
Squall: "The cafeteria."
Rinoa: "And that over there?"
Squall: "The parking lot."
Rinoa: "Look Squall, I really appreciate you taking me around and everything, but could you make this fun, like a normal tour?"
Squall thinks: What does she want from me?

:D

Lol! I love the part when u have to give order when the galbadians arrive, and you select the hotdogs ^.^

Cant exactly remember what they say but when Squall knocks the guard down to save Zell in the Desert Prison and Quistis says somethin like "Gosh Squall, why did you run off without us? Is Zell really that important to you?"
And Squall just like, "oh god..."
i laugh at that every time!

My personal favourtie, is after the first dream scene on the train on the way to timber. When Zell, Selphie and Squall are discussing, it, and i don't remember what Selphie says, but squall thinks to himself "I dreamt i was a moron..." I always find that really funny for some reason

I don't really remember how it goes but it was at the galbadian missle base and one of the guards asked what they're doing here and Selphie replies..."UP YOURS!! We're blowin' this place!" Or something like that. You can't help but not love Selphie...:D :D


:D "Squirrels Don't Cry!":D

It's like somethin' outta the Twilight Zone...It's like...Twlight Zoney...:whoa: :eek: :eek:

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Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Lol! I like when Quistis told everyone about the time when Zell drove the board into the girl's bathroom. Lol ^^ (I betcha the pig-tailed girl ran in to meet Zell)

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I don't remember Quistis ever saying that.

She says it if you bring her along when the party (SPOILER)goes into Balamb after it's occupied by Galbadia.

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Originally posted by Big D
Ah yes, the legendarily infamous 'crotch-nuzzling' incident.

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Don't seem to remember:(

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Originally posted by Rinny Heartilly
My personal favourtie, is after the first dream scene on the train on the way to timber. When Zell, Selphie and Squall are discussing, it, and i don't remember what Selphie says, but squall thinks to himself "I dreamt i was a moron..." I always find that really funny for some reason

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Yeah, that was funny!

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I don't really remember how it goes but it was at the galbadian missle base and one of the guards asked what they're doing here and Selphie replies..."UP YOURS!! We're blowin' this place!" Or something like that. You can't help but not love Selphie...

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That was funny too!!!
:D

My favourite quote was when Cloud said to the Shinra guards near the beginning 'I don't have time for you guys' then jumped on the train from the bridge. Hillarious.

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Originally posted by thelynchpin
My favourite quote was when Cloud said to the Shinra guards near the beginning 'I don't have time for you guys' then jumped on the train from the bridge. Hillarious.

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We're talking about Final Fantasy VIII.:eep:

My favorite is this one (I THINK this is how he said it):


"Those who make fun of geniuses are the ones who end up crying in the end" -Laguna

Quistis: Oh and seifer....DO NOT injure you partner while training.

*seifer looks at squall and hits his desk.

that was pretty funny

This is when Quistis is talking to Squall in the secret area after the dance

Quistis: They told me that I failed as an instructor. Basically, that I lacked leadership qualities. I was a SeeD by the age of 15, got my instructor license at 17... It's only been a year since I got it... I wonder where I went wrong... I did my best... Are you listening?

Squall: Are you done yet...? I don't wanna talk about it. What am I supposed to say about other people's problems?

Quistis: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.

Squall: Then go talk to a wall.:mog:

I like the scene at FH where the Fisherkid repeatedly damages the Junk Shop. When the shopkeeper is nearly strangled by the kid's fishing line (saved only by Squall's intervention), the old man is seriously unhappy and calls the kid a
"DUMBASS!"
I love that entire sequence.