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Joaquin: okay, this is sad, I ran downstairs, searched for some food, and I ended up coming back with a banana and an apple.
Joaquin: :aimsad:
Moonlady: Aww. :aimsad:
Moonlady: Hmm.
Moonlady: Banana.
MajickChicken: *chokes on banana*
Moonlady: ;___;
MajickChicken: ... wait, that sounded more wrong
Moonlady: YES
Moonlady: ;______________________;
RSL> Wouldn't that be weird if you could mine penises? Like, you go to work, put on the hardhat, go in a cave, and start digging them up? That would be a weird job.
< Del_Snizz > RSL, make them it all stop.
<3
Beowulf: I had a dream last night about me, sephiroth, Satan, and a bag of chips...o.O
Short but sweet
Aku Demon 999: Shoyku ate my lunch
Akuma o u 8 1 2: Really
Thread is for humorus quotes, ackamacka.
Ackamacka? WTF?
RyuKishi: YOU SUCK
Me:With a lot of sugar and caffeine and stuff.
Me: YOU DO TOO
Me: *luff*
RyuKishi: WE'RE THE SUCK TWINS <3
RyuKishi: AND OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE PORN STARS >_<
Amazing...
[21:28:19] <Shin_Akuma> Im more into symphony X
[21:28:36] <Shin_Akuma> they are the ultimate band
[21:28:42] <Shin_Akuma> better than Slipknot and Gwar
[21:28:48] <Shin_Akuma> yeah you heard me
EDIT: Fixed.
I said that I swear on all things Street Fighter I said that
DanieLoony: Heya.
Geh Bitte raus: How are ya?
DanieLoony: Ahhh, y'no.
DanieLoony: Bit of this, bit of that.
Geh Bitte raus: i see..hmm
DanieLoony: hmm?
Geh Bitte raus: just thinkin'
DanieLoony: Dare I ask what? =P
Geh Bitte raus: It's nothing really, just thinking about what you meant by the "bit of this bit of that" phrase.
DanieLoony: Ah. =P
DanieLoony: *shrugs*
Geh Bitte raus: Heh.
DanieLoony: I've been bored, if that hellps.
DanieLoony: But somehow "bored" is such a ...boring response.
Geh Bitte raus: I understand bored.
DanieLoony: Well, in that case, ask me how I am again.
Geh Bitte raus: How are ya Daniel?
DanieLoony: I'm pretty bored.
Lokki-ru: Yeah! Who needs men when you have a vibrating phone? xO
Miriamel: ...xD Not me!
Miriamel: They're all emotional and stuffs anyway. :-(
Lokki-ru: Yeah. and they don't have three speed settings, for that ultra powerful orgasm.
Miriamel: ...xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Miriamel: They have a lot of speed settings. *dies*
Miriamel: Sex = good. D=
Lokki-ru: Vibrators = Cheaper, easier to use, dont talk back, dont hog all the covers in bed, don't cheat on you, don't stumble in at 3am smelling like beer and cheap perfume
Lokki-ru: hmm. If any other men saw me say that, they'd kill me.
Miriamel: Yeah, and you just made me spill my drink. xDDDDDDDDDD
Lokki-ru: xDDDDD sorry. *wipes it up*
Miriamel: xDDD~ Gentleman, thanks. xD
Lokki-ru:Yeah, i'm so gentlemanly. I think i'm a vibrator in a human body.
Except change Lokki-Ru for Majin. :D~
I just got the joke in Lokki-ru, don't ruin my moment. ;_;"
[07:36:18] MecaKane: [Misfit's number here]
[07:36:27] lvlisf1t: Liar.
[07:36:35] lvlisf1t: [my number here]
[07:36:38] lvlisf1t: =o
[07:36:41] MecaKane: *calls* >=o
[07:36:49] lvlisf1t: No
[07:36:53] lvlisf1t: I'll kill you. >=o
[07:36:54] MecaKane: Yes
[07:36:58] lvlisf1t: NO!
[07:37:03] MecaKane: YES!
[07:37:06] lvlisf1t: *leaves*
[07:37:10] MecaKane: Nooo
[07:37:11] lvlisf1t: HOLY trout
[07:37:15] lvlisf1t: IF THAT'S YOU
[07:37:16] MecaKane: I was lying! ;_;
[07:37:20] MecaKane: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[07:37:59] MecaKane: Well now I know it's the real one. =o
[07:38:07] lvlisf1t: jdalsjfl;s
[07:38:12] lvlisf1t: The phone ringed.
[07:38:17] lvlisf1t: That wasn't you.
[07:38:19] MecaKane: xDDD
[07:38:22] lvlisf1t: *panics*
[07:42:19] lvlisf1t: To make things worse
[07:42:34] lvlisf1t: My mom's friend walks in my room after it's done ringing
[07:42:35] lvlisf1t: SO
[07:42:44] lvlisf1t: I thought she answered it and it was for me.
[07:42:57] MecaKane: xDD
[07:43:06] lvlisf1t: =(
Gwahahaha xD