>>> You dont have to worry anymore because Santa isnt real!..
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>>> You dont have to worry anymore because Santa isnt real!..
Make every kid that you know be really, really bad. Then, when Santa comes to your neighboorhood laden with coal, throw a match in his sleigh as it goes by.
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Originally Posted by Big D
You must mean the Easter Bunny. Santa will be captured first in November.
Eater Bunny what's next?
*Light a fire in the fireplace.
*Try real hard to increase global warming therefore making sure Santa's home melts and he drowns before christmas.
*Fly Nait over to the North Pole.
While I read this read, I can't help but think how lots of you had an awful last christmas. :D
I did!
*thinks*
I can't remember what i got last christmas....damn.
But I can probably guess it was troutty.
That's why Santa has to die.
*shots Santa*
Go on who's gonna miss him?
*gasp*
You shot Santa!
Dammit I wanted to do it!
But thanx!
*revives santa*
okay kill him now!
YAY!!!
*gets sniper rifle and shoots Santa*
i'm so content now... :meditate:
Now who will give presents at Christmas?
Your parents
believ you won't want my oparents as santa!