me too only once ive started i cant stop
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me too only once ive started i cant stop
OH! I've remembereda couple!
"Fair enough."
"C'est la vie."
"Kill me....." (Mumbled in the morning any time prior to coffee time)
"Shuddup"
"WTF, mates??!!!"
"GAH, MOTHERLAND!!!"
"But i'm Le tired"
"$h*+, $h*+!!! Who teh f---, is shooting at us??" -"I dont know fire the missiles!!!"
"Bout that time ay chaps?"
"That song SUX take the cd out crack it in half and slit ur wrists with the broken pieces..."
"omfg = Over my freedom garden"
"You, ever wonder why we're here?"-"Thats one of lifes great mysteries isnt it? Are we the product of some cosmic conquincidence(*bad spelling*) or is there really a God? I dont know man, but it keeps me up at night."
"Are you serious?"
"I'm gonna flip!"
"For shizal bizzle its the Lopez 0101izzle, off the hizzle for rizzle!!!"
Smite you with thunderbolts
may you be stricken by lightning
may your genitals sprout wings and fly away
may your thighs swell to the size of treetrunks
may your lever be pecked by ravens
may you burn in the hottest of hells
may your breath be stolen by the deepest of oceans
may you knees be crushed by giants
may creatures from beyond tear your soul apart
may beasts from the wild spill your blood
and so on...
"Go play in traffic."
"Agh."
"Seek help."
i like to say "i'm going to slap you sideways" and "go hop on a biscuit"... yeah, i make up my own catch-phrases... like some sort of lame super hero...
"Oh, snap."
"That's savage"
"That's cabbage" (Some guy tried to imitate my friend saying savage, but said cabbage. Now we say that to bug him.)