Yes! Somebody besides me and 2-3 friends know the sex equation! Never heard it used as a pickup line, though, since I heard it as: "You know the sex equation? Add the bed..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
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Yes! Somebody besides me and 2-3 friends know the sex equation! Never heard it used as a pickup line, though, since I heard it as: "You know the sex equation? Add the bed..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
thats pretty straightforward.Quote:
"Hello, I don't want to rape you."
do you know cpr? cause you take my breath away.
do you have a band-aid? because im falling for you.
if i could rearrange the alphabet, id be "u" next to "i"
you know, your eyes are the same color as my ferrari.
(k, in this one, the guy is sitting down) im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet.
Bite your tounge dear. Or better yet, let me do it.
tee hee :love:
nice one.Quote:
Bite your tounge dear. Or better yet, let me do it.
I dont really try pick up lines...i reckon ill get a smack in the head for it but this one stuck in my head for some reason...dont ask why! actually my cousin had a whole book full of pickup lines i just saw some there! (pretty sad really)
ok here goes...The word of the day is legs...lets go to my place and spread the word!
"Those lines will never work!!!"
You know what's sad though? If a guy came up to me and said one of those in a 'joking' manner to break the ice then I'd love him. :love:
As for me, I know a ton of them. Let's see:
Do you want to see something swell?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Sex is a killer . . . want to die happy?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else!
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
A women: "Do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead . . . yield?
. . . Okay. I know way to many of these.
My favorite one is the sex equation. <3
Hey there darling...are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
This is from south park
Cartman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stan-Cartman you ok
Cartman-you know that feeling you get after you take a major dump...asome
part 2
Cartman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stan-Cartman you ok
Cartman-you know that feeling after that dump you take comes shooting back up your ass...NO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These should be on Candy Hearts!!! I've already posted this on the cereal thread!
"Did you have any Frosted Flakes, cause' you're GRRRREAT!!!!
"Did you just have Lucky Charms, cause' you're magically delicious!!!
Are the words, magically delicious, implying something? :p
I can remember hearing this really weird one...
(Guy beckons girl to come hither. Girl approaches.)
Guy: If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with ten!
Some more...
"Are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause your booty is out of this world!"
"Your name must be Mickey, 'cause you're so fine!"
"I hope you're a firefighter, 'cause you set my heart aflame!"
By the way, ladies, here's a great way to turn away a guy...
Guy: Who's yo' daddy!?
Girl: Yo' momma.
"Scream and I'll kill you"
O_O; That's quite scary and not sexy at all . . . unless swords are involved somewhere. >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys