-Help-Theres a ****ing Mouse in my bedroom!!

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Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

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possibly...possibly not...

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Originally Posted by Hardwood Hank

Just eat the damn mouse. That should get rid of it.

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Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

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i like mice!
i don't care if they come into the house!
it's too much hassle!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

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Yeah, I guess you're right. Don't eat the mouse if you're in Kazakhstan.

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Originally Posted by Doomgaze

Isn't he getting old?

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Yeah, but he's a good mouse.

Lay off the drugs, man. There is no mouse named Gerald.

As for the problem at hand, just pick up a pair of good ol' stompin' boots.

most rodents and fish are not protected under animal cruelty laws.

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Originally Posted by Jojo

I just freaked out when I saw Shlup's picture :eep: *has intense bug fear* I don't think I can check this thread anymore T__T

Edit: then again, 2nd page XD
*shifty eyes cos' I know some evil person will come and quote it or something*

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If you feed it cheese, its blood will overheat and it will die. :p

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

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Aw I love you :love:

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It's such a simple solution!

Now I want a pet mouse named Leeroy.

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Originally Posted by Carnage

keep it in a cage :) . i had a rat once, there awesome pets, i wish i still had mine but my mom killed it when i was away :(

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Such a great parent and person. Wait, no.

I had a mouse named Howard. I also had some name Pablo and Juan and Pedro.

I love having mice in my house, but I try not to since I know the cats will hurt it if they can.

When having them as pets, I prefer rats. They're much more loving.

When I was volunteering for this wilderness team-building place, we caught mice using humane traps.

Then we drowned them and tossed their corpses in the dumpster.