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Kinky!
Eh, Goombas can do better. I know I can. I'm not one to kiss and tell or anything, but...
http://www.ffcompendium.com/~Skylark/ff9/Cactuar.gif
The goomba is obscured by the Cactuar's crotch, but his expression makes it quite clear what's going on. :joey:
You'll notice the shape of the Goomba, and how perfectly it fits into (SPOILER)ventilation ducts
...I didn't notice the phallic quality of the goomba's shape until now.
I'll never look at a goomba in the same way again...
They'e putting stealth elements into everything these days. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
I WANT A DISNEY STEALTH GAME!
Metal Gear Beauty and the Beast! Of course, all those soldiers with visual impairments would be replaced by that weird clock. Unless for some stupid plot-related reason they needed different uniforms, and in which case they'd be the candlestick.
You think that's a big joke, but it actually exists. There was an old LCD handheld in which you had to follow the Beast, then duck behind pillars to avoid him seeing you. I played it to completion, and my eternal shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You have lost all respect I ever had for you.
And have gained a new kind.
...Why did you have to follow him? Were you like, stalking him and taking pictures of him brushing his teeth or something? Hey, that sounds like fun!
No, you dolt. You were attempting to gaze into his tortured soul and touch the gentle spirit within. Then you'd fall in love and marry him...that game was dreamy. :love:
A thread has never been so off-topic.
There's a topic? Spiff has abandoned his party, it's free-reign 'til the Fun Police close it.
Mmmm...gazing into Spiff's tortured soul...*sigh* :love: