Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
My brother's uncle's roommate's father's dog trainer dies because he was somking when he got hit by a bus and I like to beathe clean air and I like to feel superior to all smokers and I especially like to tell every smoker I see how it's going to kill them eventually, y'know, in case they haven't heard that fact a thousand times before, and I value my health and other such crap and I won't even go within a ten foot radius of smokers, but I want to live thankyouverymuch and I realize I could have just said "No, I don't smoke" but I felt that a really long lecture to make you regret smoking/making this thread was more necessary because as a non-smoker it is my inherit duty to make everyone with a cigarette feel like a diseased rodent.
:)