Ninjas!

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Originally Posted by Blackmageboi

lol soz i just really hated that site

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I'm telling you man, they can see you typing that!!

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

It's things like this that make life worth living. I bought the book, by the way. It's just THAT awesome, kthnxbaiNOOBS!

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Totally Awesome, and Totally Sweet. :D

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Originally Posted by Cless

Random Ninja facts, series two:
The Ninja devised an ingenious method of telling time by using a cat's eyes. Since a cat has such sensitive eyes, they adjust frequently as the sun passes through the sky.

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Wait a minute....

Why don't they just look at the sun? Ingenious?? More like... un... genious.

You see Mr Pah, from what I have gathered, the various stages of the cat's eye sensitivity act as a kind of ninja sun dial if you will. So, just as us lesser beings can tell the time more accurately using a sun dial than the sun itself, these ninjas can tell it more accurately based on cat's eyes. Do you see?

And besides, looking at the sun isn't big, or clever. You could permenantly damage your eyes, and in the worst cases, go blind. Don't do it kids! :(

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Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000

The Ninja were Feudal Japan's equivalent of the special forces - various Ninja clans hiring themselves out for acts of arson , terrorism , assassination and espionage for the highest bidder.Among the purported abilities of the ninja were dark magic ( kuji-in) , invisibility,superhuman strength and speed,the ability to breathe underwater,hypnosis(saiminjutsu), walk or run for days, to be in two places at once and telepathy.The lore and secrecy that shrouds these formidable warriors mean much of the truth is really a mystery , but it just shows how with intense training in the assorted ninja arts, a simple peasant could become a near-unstoppable killing machine.

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Hmmm... maybe ninjas ARE more overrated than samurais after all...

Neither ninjas or samurais are as powerfull as many of you seems to belive and none of them have "ultimate power"

Uhh... you just called me Mr. Pah... this, I'm afraid, is a terrible mistake.
Its 'Pah!'
You need the exclamation point, it's really important.
I am not Pah! by the way... Pah! is a super-cool üb3r-l33t samurai... marshmallow... dude. I could explain but... I'll save it for another day.

Oh, and just for the record, no pirate, ninga, wizard, or any concievable combination of the three could ever touch Pah! because he is super cool and sexhayer than any of you.

A robot maybe.

You know what, you wouldn't believe it, but I actually originally put the exclaimation mark in there. But then I removed it because it may have looked like I was exclaiming the sentence, and not the "Pahness!!" of it all. Put two exclaims' in there to make up for the lack of one in my last post! There you go, I'm not such a bad critter after all! In future I'll call you "Mr Pah!" as when in quote marks, it makes a "Pah!" lot of sense.

I'll know for the future that now:
Pah! > ninja > samurai > pirate.

Nonono...
Again, it would be "Pah!ness!!"
See? Unseperable...

And once again... for the record:

Sumo > Robot > Pah! > Ninja > Wizard > Samurai > Pirate > X > Turtle > Gravity

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Originally Posted by Cless

Random Ninja facts, series two:
The Ninja devised an ingenious method of telling time by using a cat's eyes. Since a cat has such sensitive eyes, they adjust frequently as the sun passes through the sky.

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interesting, Cless :jap: .

once again, ninjas aren't very powerful, ;) but they are really good with their hands :eek: . what makes use of a telephone cable :mad: -- they can use it as a strangling wire :p or utilize it in other different ways. they're like animals too :greenie: , hanging on to ceilings and stalking their victims like a panther :D .

my interpretation of a ninja:
thief > assassin > spy > cat > spider > ninja!

Ninja's are the best! You my call me super cuttie ninja!

With my fencing skills, pointed Serpentine tongue and sexy charisma, I'm one chick you DON'T wanna meet on a dark night in an alley. I'll steal your heart AND your money, 'cos I need both. *Sticks tongue out* Pirates are crap. All they do is jump around like weirdos going 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' and chewing their swords. So unprofessional. Actually, it sounds like fun! But my heart lies with the ninja, I'm afraid. No-one can seduce me away from it.

ninjas are so awesome, i could crap my pants. and whoever said shadow is the ultimate ninja is stupid, the ultimate ninja is OBVIOUSLY Ryu Hayabusa. not only is he the original badass ninja, but he destroyed gigantic alien/monster/demons things without having to level up. so there.

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Originally Posted by Cless

Random fact about ninjas: A female ninja is called a "Konoichi" (not "kagero" as I originally said. Sorry for the mistake!)

Umm...Ninja > Samurai > Pirate.

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is that y the girl ninja in samurai warriors is called konoichi

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Originally Posted by Excelsior

and whoever said shadow is the ultimate ninja is stupid, the ultimate ninja is OBVIOUSLY Ryu Hayabusa.

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I never said that he was the "ultimate" ninja. Saying something like that just sounds stupid. Shadow is by far the BEST ninja ever in every singel way. And the thing about leveling up... I've beaten FFVI without leveling up at all with ANY character (except Gau who just went up 1 or 2 levels) and then kicked the ass of a GOD (Kefka).

Besides... destroying gigantic alien/monster/demons is so UNORGINAL!!! :greenie:

There's a lot of fat ninjas on the internet.