worst comebacks?

I'm fat you're ugly, but I can diet :p

case closed

I love this one. I was arguing with this loser in my class about homosexuality:

Him: ALL Straight people I know hate gays.

Me: I don't

Him: Well you're gay too!

I proceded to verbaly rip him apart for almost 10 minutes about how bad a comeback it was. Good times were had by all.

"I'm Tellin'!!"

Like WTS is this all about?

1:"Fu"

2:"That's what your mom said last night."

1:"I didn't know you had a fetish for old folks."

A friend of my says "Your mama" to the end of everything. It doesn't even has to be an insult. I once asked him if I could borrow 50 cents for a soda machine and he said "Your mama!". I literally strangled him a few times. I've also had a conversation very similar to faster skating penguin's.

"I know you are."

ur mom

SHUT UP

n00bs

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Originally Posted by Vapour

SHUT UP

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Took the words out of my mouth. Basically "I'm losing hard, so rather than defending myself, I'm gonna end this and go eat worms."

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Originally Posted by Lon611

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Originally Posted by Craig

Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.

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best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."

....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius. :cool:

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Haha I say "your face" for everything too.

Worst comeback (that my ex-bf uses and is so childish): "I'm rubber you're glue..."