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Originally Posted by yuna_elena
no, i havent, but my friend gave her pet hampster a bath when she was 6 and she didnt think the hair dryer would dry it so she put it in the microwave. she put it in there for 20 mins and she said it squeeled for 5 mins and the went SPLAT! and so she opened it up and there was hampster guts all over the microwave. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha lol i personally think this is funny.
Marshmallows, they expand REALLY big!
hmmmmm.... i wanna put peanut butter in the microwave....
An oven sized microwave...i can dream...You could fit over 4 bodies in there...
Shut it Alive Man it's our plan! Don't give it away to these underlings!
fill a glove with ice cold water and tie it good and shove it in a microwave hopefully the heat will cause it to turn to vapour inside the glove and microwave blowing it up.
I PUT POT NOODLE IN MY MICROWAVE
OMG! hopefully it wasn't opened
Very bad plan. Human bones have hollow spots, and a tendancy to explode under rapid heating. So you'd need re-enforcement, which you can't do with a microwave heater. Sorry guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by yuki_hitaru
What a nice topic... :(
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shove bones in the microwave
the bones will explode then destroying them.
No, it will only cause air pockets to explode. You'll break chunks that shoot around. Not nearly enough damage to eradicate the bone. For that, I recommend a wood-chipper. If it can turn a tree into sawdust, it should be able to break down a skeleton. Of course, DNA testing being what it is, that is not a perfect solution.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
what if the Microwave was Oven sized and could generate more heat in less time?
Best you could hope for is still less than half destroyed. You'd never get rid of the teeth with it. The rib cage, the leg and arm bones, and the spinal column would be most easily destroyed. But teeth are solid, except for hollow spots which are open, anyways. The skull bones are the same. I guess the jaw could be busted.
But there's no way to get ANY kind of microwave generation device to the point where it could hit the 2500 degrees for 2 hours that cremation requires. Besides, you couldn't shield the microwave bulbs with anything strong enough to block the flying bone fragments. Not without that material either blocking or reacting badly to the microwaves themselves.
ermmmmm..... what?