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...which is a load of pap, because I don't go on rollercoasters... ever...Quote:
While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.
Jinpachi is powerful and consumed by the devil, but is also quite afraid of heights, which is a problem if he plans on flying...
Real name:User Name:Quote:
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.
Yes! I alwaye wanted to die like that!Quote:
You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
My sister:Sounds about right.Quote:
An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
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You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.
Uh, oh, he lives outside a slow road just off a motorway!Quote:
While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
His Username:Quote:
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
Well, judging by the amount of homeless people around my work.....not so surprising.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Death Psychic
I put my name in as gay and it said, "its ok that your gay, I will still predict your death"
This what it said.
"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons. "
What a crock of $hit.
I plan on dying fighting a grizzley bear with my bare hands.
Because I'm one bad dude.
"While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead."
. . . um, really? I always thought that I'd jump off a cliff or something . . . wait, I don't have a purse . . .
A bloody gunfight between me...and barney.
I thought "one bad dude" would survive the fight...otherwise you'd just be an idiot :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
Homeless people...in Canada!?!? MICHAEL MOORE LIED TO ME!:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
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You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
DIDN'T YOU SEE LEGENDS OF THE FALL?!?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquatch
No "bad dude" could survive a fight with a Grizzley bear. Not even one like me who eats rocks and $hits gunpowder.
OD
skinned alive by a serial killer and left in an abandoned warehouse. That makes two of us. (Fireemblem 776 put in his full name and got dropped into a meat grinder after several days of torture. Guess I got lucky. :D )
While eating dinner at home alone, i begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, i quickly pass out and die.
.......darn :eep: :shoot: :shoot:
[q]While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.[/q]
That is seriously horrible. I hate blood. >=/