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*Peter walks in with Baseball shirt and cap etc.*
Meg: Dad, don't you have to work today?
Peter: Nothing a little Phone Call can't take care of.
*Peter rings Phone*
Peter: Hello? Mr Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family is dead and I am a vegetable. Alright, see you tomorrow.
This one you kinda have to see to realise how funny it is:
Peter: I make great decisions! Remember that time I could have won us a boat?
*Past*
Peter: But this box Louis, it could be anything. Even a boat!
*Present*
Peter, that happened 5 minutes ago.
EDIT: I have to say, this is the best EVER!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...276886698239&q
And Yes, I am very new to Family Guy
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Ah, from the movie. I saw it long before it came out. Thanks, piracy!
