Hello.I'm new here.

Well, well... what do we have here? A newbie? A new bie as in "new being" if you change the placement of the "I" and the "E" and add an "N" and a "G". In other words, you're a newly discovered so-called "being". Man, that's so cool. I mean... it's not like you see an entierly new being everyday.

So... how does it feel to be an entierly new being? What do you think of the human race in general, newly discovered being? What does a newly discovered being do on its free time? What do they eat for breakfast? What about dinner? What's your fav colour? Mine's gray because it rhymes with "gay". And I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being? :greenie:

"I'm as fake as a wedding cake
And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan
Pitifully predictable
Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smile
New, new, new member

I can choke and diet on coke
I'm Spun and I know
That I'm Stoned and Rolling

Lifelike and poseable
Hopeless and disposable
I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smile
New, new, new member

Don't let them know how far you go
Or that you use you "lovers"
Oh look, you're like a VCR
Stick something in to know
Just who you are you

New, new, new member"

Well, I thout it was clever.

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being? :greenie:

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Just for you:

"Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lube
cruising for a piece of fun
looking out for number one
different partner every night
so narcotic outta sight
what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me."

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Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

if u like circus` then ull really like it here

oh and
:evilking: Welcome...
...to my world :evilking:

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1. i hate the circus b/c i'm afraid of clowns...they're too...happy...*shudders*

2. your world?

Hello to all new people!:monster:

I myself am new but i havent realy made an indroduction. so hello!

dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:

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Originally Posted by bardock

dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:

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uh...yours? *backs away*

You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... :drool: Got any hotsause? :tongue:

...We're all crazy! *evil laugh*


...Weclome! If I haven't already said this. :D

hi!:D :D

hi hi... have a :tonberry:

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Originally Posted by shadowtheninja

You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... :drool: Got any hotsause? :tongue:

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uh....*runs away*

Wow, there were some pretty newbish newbs for a bit.
How d'you do?
I'm Kams and I'm technically still a newb. Which sucks.

NEWBIE!!!!!
...
Will you...Will you marry me?:)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Alive man is a cradle robber.