Tell me how to play

Well now you only have one other choice to pick unless you wanna play as Mog for the rest of the game on one black screen.http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif
So now that leaves these three losers to choosehttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...k%20(Back).gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...k%20(Back).gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...k%20(Back).gif

Using that log raft, they somehow managed to make it to Narshe. Lucky them. Unfortunately, since you have a "witch" (http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...20-%20Cast.gif) in your party. Oh well, time to use the secret entrance.

In the cave, you fight Grease Monks http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...ase%20Monk.gif...wtf. Anyway hurry on with the cave to find yourself being chased by a random flash of light... yeah.

Yea, so when you finally get to your destination, it's quite the sausage-fest. Oh wait, Terra's there. Well now that these old guys have all got together http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20Shocked.gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20-%20Hit.gif, the rest of your party manages to show up at the same time. Good timing guys. Well apparently some clown (http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...-%20Finger.gif) is doing bad things. Go get 'em.

you'll then have to fight some of these guys http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s.../Image1034.gif and http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...s/Image761.gif

before finally fighting this guy http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...s/Image982.gif

after that is done with.. you can fight this guy
http://www.moonlotus.net/cosplay/photos/kefka.jpg

who commonly looks like this http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...s/Image877.gif and this http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...s/Image878.gif

After that they decide to pay a visit to the iced turkey http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20Tritoch.gif
there's a big flash http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...0-%20Flash.gif and a loud bang http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20Blaster.gif
and the Witch girl goes crazy http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...0-%20Laugh.gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20Shocked.gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20Shocked.gif and flies off http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif shes got nice clothes eh?

Doing what any naked girl does for Spring Break http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...k%20(Back).gif, she heads south for warmer weather.
And doing what any slut would do , it's time to chase the naked girl.

The naked girl was found in a room with a lecherous old filthy man with a LONG STAFF. Look at him, he is so proud of his STAFF.

http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...ff%20Raise.gif

GameFaqs better accept this walkthrough.

Only if you fill it with 1337 speak

When Terra transforms, I think she would do alot more damage than using magic if she gored her opponents with her super-pointy boobs. http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...tory20Left.gif

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Originally Posted by Christmas

The naked girl was found in a room with a lecherous old filthy man with a LONG STAFF. Look at him, he is so proud of his STAFF.

http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...ff%20Raise.gif

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but not before witch version 2 http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif

has to dress up differently http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif

then has to http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...20-%20Sing.gif

Meanwhile mutant here http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...-%20Ultros.giftrys to sabotage play, However http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif gets caught by Dirty Old Man http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...0-%20Laugh.gif where he wants to marry http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif because she looks like the original http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif

After convincing Lover boy here to fly them to where the empire is http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...-20Shocked.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...tory20Left.gif

They go into the imperial capital and sneak in. Along the way they meet Espers that will give you their powers http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...20-20Ifrit.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...20-20Shiva.gif

Then you fight some nasty bosses like these

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...umber20024.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ber20128-1.gif

And then this one who grabs hold of your ass.....i mean, Airship

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...20-20Crane.gif

OOC:	Didn't we just skip a whole chunk of game?

I suggest this thread becomes sticky and earns its place in the Olympus of funny walkthroughs next to The Power of Cheese.

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Originally Posted by abrojtm

OOC:	Didn't we just skip a whole chunk of game?

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Yeah, you pretty much did. And I like it! :)

you go back to witch http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...-%20Status.gif who finds out that one of these http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...s/Magicite.gif is related to her...

you then learn about her past and her parents http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif and http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif and a little more about this guy http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif

happy time is over as she puts her clothes back on as well as her cute ribbon.
No more glowing naked girl for you http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...-%20Finger.gif

http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gifyes we all feel your pain slu.. I mean Edgar