Drop bundles of pennies on unsuspecting people.
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Drop bundles of pennies on unsuspecting people.
Well, at first I would look down, and curse... alot. After a few hours of considering the situation, I would form some GENIUS idea's. "Oh if only I had a flying house..."
For example, I would fling pieces of string cheese out the window. I would also probably shoot whipped cream out the door. Another interesting idea would be to cook some ramen, and wait until it cools. Once it does, I would poor it out the window. (Broth not included.)
Also, if I had access to fireworks, I would extend the fireworks fuse, (judging by how high I am) and add a weight to the bottom, to make sure it always pointed up. then I would light the fuse, throw it out the window, and watch it fly above my house. :D
Now this is simply a master-plan. Firstly, I would need some loud speakers. (How loud depends on how high I am.) Then I would connect it to some microphone, so that what I said would come out through the speakers. Then, I would get the ramen-noodle cups, and paint those ramen-kid faces on them. (You know, egg-like head, well groomed hair, poke-a-dot eyes, etc.) I would then attach parachutes to them. After that, I would take paper-plates, and cut circles in the middle. I would then use pieces of paper-plastic, glue and duck-tape to attach the pieces of paper to the ramen cups. All of these are to ensure that the ramen cups DO NOT FALL QUICKLY. I would then adjust the volume on the speakers (Depending on how high I am, of course.) And say...
"MINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! ATTACK!" After that, I would begin throwing the slow-falling ramen cups out the windows. (If they all fell through 1 window, it wouldn't really give the "ZOMG WE ARE BEING INVADED BY RAMEN CUPS" feel.) :choc2:
I'd ask my wife what was in those damn cookies.
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Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
If my house was in the Air I'd be worried because I'd probably encounter some of these.
I would figure out how to navigate it, then fly it to the moon where I would live my days eating moon cheese, which as you should all know, is in basically infinite supply concidering the moon is made out of cheese :love:
Okay, due to the lack of internet I can't say what I was hoping to say, which is "I would post a thread on EoFF asking what to do."
Instead, I would get my mobile phone (assuming I'm still in the UK at the very least) and call my boss to let him know the reason I probably won't be coming into work today.
Secondly, I would go and talk to everyone in my block of flats, as I live in a building that houses at least... around twenty people, I'd say.
After that, I would call 911 and ask them for Keanu Reeves. I may need a hero, and I'm not going to put up with some second-rate hero that saved a few guys in Iraq.
After that, I would call the nearest news agencies and start a bidding war for an exclusive interview with the guy in the flying house.
While on the phone, I would also look around for some way to drive the damned thing.
Realistically, I would totally freak out.
I would totaly freak out if my house was floating in the air. But If its only, say, 20-40 feet up, I would just jump down into the river, unless we floated in some other direction. Any way, my house is chained to the docks, so I could just climb down them. But then if the chains somehow came undone and I was floating in the middle of the river, I would either use the boat tied to the side and drive us ashore or swim there.
I've seen a housefly.
I'd jump. unless it wasn't high enough...
I would assume that I was on my way up to heaven.
Or that I was being raised high up into the sky only to be dropped to my death by some malicious house-lifting cow.