god, Spiff, now you have me anxiously awaiting April first. >=o
That would be great, though.
EDIT: I mean, if EoFF staff can start an April Fool's joke weeks beforehand, why not South Park?
Sorry for the double-post, but I just found this article that attempts to shine some light on the Isaac Hayes situation. One Fox News article (unconfirmed, as far as I know) said that Hayes suffered a stroke and was in the hospital.
Edit by Kishi: Just edit, you jerk.