Things KH Characters Would Never Say

heh this is part 2

Sephiroth: "What is Cloud doing?"
Sora: "Um, clouds?"
Sephiroth: "Really?"
Sora: "He said he was looking for someone."
Sephiroth: "Hm."

Sephiroth flies into the clouds. He sees Cloud and Aerith having a picnic in the clouds. Cloud and Aerith kiss.

Sephiroth: "Do you realize that I was down there?"
Cloud: "No, leave us alone, Sephiroth."
Aerith: "But Cloud, he's a guest!"
Cloud: "......"
Aerith: "Please, Sephiroth, join us."
Sephiroth: "Alright."

Sephiroth joins Aerith and knocks Cloud out of the clouds.

Sephiroth: "You know, Aerith, I never told you how beautiful you look. You look like a gorgeous pony I'd color pink."
Aerith: "Oh Sephiroth, stop!" (blushes)

Aerith forgets about Cloud and falls in love with Sephiroth.

Meanwhile...

Cloud: "Well, I might as well look for someone else to love.."

Cloud looks at Sora and Kairi on their picnic.

Cloud: "Sephiroth stole my pink girlfriend, I have every right to steal Sora's!

*ding* Cloud steals Sora's pink girlfriend!

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: that come out of your :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the-:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:-up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

Seifer:...Vivi...I think...I think I love you...

Warning! The following may not be suitable for children under the age of fourteen. Parental guidance is recommended.

Sora: (looking at Kairi) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Kairi: (looking at Sora) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Riku: (looking at Kairi) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Riku leaves the scene.

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Forty-five minutes later, Riku returns to the scene.

Riku: (looking at Sora) :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot:

Kairi: (staring at Riku) :whaaa: (staring at the eliminated Sora) :whimper:

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Originally Posted by Distain

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: that come out of your :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the-:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:-up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

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Dude that was f en hilarious!

*sigh*

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Originally Posted by Gloc 9

2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

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thats still the best! hahahaha, lol:p

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!

XDDDD

Xemnas: I must have....more hearts...
Sora: No way!
Xemnas: I need...candy! *steats Sora's candy*
Sora: HEY!!!
Xemnas: nanananananana i-got your can-dy
Sora: *sniff* :(

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Griff

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!

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Oh. NOW I get it!

LOL

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

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Originally Posted by Slicksword45

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

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LOL YES!!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Distain

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Slicksword45

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

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LOL YES!!

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hurray! someone liked it! I-T. Got it memorized?

Edit: Thought I would bring this up http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=195

what if Demyx forgot his lines...........


Demyx: DANCE SORA DANCE
Sora:*in a dark corner looking a Demyx shaking*uh....................how about no

kairi:my friend thinks your hot...
*cloud looks over her sholder to see goofy winking in a flirting manner*
*cloud winks back*
*goofy faints*
aerith:CLOUD!
*cloud looks behind him and sees aerith with her arms on the hips looking furious*
cloud:i have to give the fans what they want aerith
*still not pleased with his reply she crosses her arms and one eyebrow gose up*
*cloud moves closer to aerith in a sly "im sexy and captivating" way
*cloud kisses aerith*
*kairi gose over to goofy and revives him with a potion*
*goofy sees aerith and cloud kissing*
goofy:i thought you loved me!
*goofy faints again*