OMG we're all gonna die!

I once jumped of from a building because i saw an old lady being assulted by a 7 foot tall burgler i quickly jumped out of my window with my super man outfit, only to remember that i couldn´t fly.

Results:

1) The burgler ranned away after seing a guy in thights jumping off a window while screaming "Prepare to be pulverized!"

2) The old lady safed my life by calling an ambulance.

3) The doctor sayd that i shouldn´t jump of windows with a super man costume, when he jumped he always used the Spider Man outfit cause he´s much cooler and can super glue himself to walls.

4) My parents stole my comic books and hided them in the basement

5) I learnt that wearing tights can be pretty painfull.

That´s how close i was to dying.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

I once jumped of from a building because i saw an old lady being assulted by a 7 foot tall burgler i quickly jumped out of my window with my super man outfit, only to remember that i couldn´t fly.

Results:

1) The burgler ranned away after seing a guy in thights jumping off a window while screaming "Prepare to be pulverized!"

2) The old lady safed my life by calling an ambulance.

3) The doctor sayd that i shouldn´t jump of windows with a super man costume, when he jumped he always used the Spider Man outfit cause he´s much cooler and can super glue himself to walls.

4) My parents stole my comic books and hided them in the basement

5) I learnt that wearing tights can be pretty painfull.

That´s how close i was to dying.

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unbelieveable :rolleyes2

It´s true actually...but now i wear a spider man outfit and got bitten on purpose by one of those litle spiders...nothing happened yet!

I have horrible asthma and there was this one time that it got so bad i couldnt breath because my throat filled up with phleam or something. I passed out on the ground and woke up in a hospital with some weird machine in my house that helped me breathe a little bit. I thought i was done.

Since I drive on the express way almost every day, I guess I do tend to risk my life a little more than normal. Hell, driving a car is enough to face death when you think about it.

Have I ever faced death before, though? I guess. Some drunk guy almost hit my old car head-on. That could have sucked. I was lucky I dodged that one.

haha, a few days ago actually. I was out rock climbing with some buddies, and he had a rappel line set up. the problem was, the anchor point was a pair of chains hanging about 2 feet down on this ledge at the top of the cliff, on an overhang. so we clipped the line it all proper and started dropping off the side. a couple hgours later it started raining, and when we pulled up the rope to go before the downpour started, we noticed we had tied in too high on the chains, and the rope had been sawing against the edge of the cliff. one more rappel and whoever did it would have snapped the last few fibers and fallen 60+ feet to sharp pointy rocks....

We stopped at the outfitters on the way home and picked up another rope, and went back out the next morning. lol.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

It´s true actually...but now i wear a spider man outfit and got bitten on purpose by one of those litle spiders...nothing happened yet!

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I have a new favorite member on EOFF :p I am freicken laughing my ass off at work; now they will all know I am slacking.