How extreme are you?

I assasinated your mother.

I disguised your Mom as my Mom and my Mom as your Mom! WITH SNAKES!

I've gone sky diving.

I made love ot a whale's blowhole. And the whale was swimming in a pool of poisonous snakes.

I once thought about trying this

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I didn't try it...But thinking about it is mighty extreme.

Snakes, regardless of how poisonous, aren't very extreme, kids.

Some might argue bears are the most extreme, but I've wrestled a few, and I can tell you that they aren't that bad.

Moose are pretty nuts, though. They'll straight mess you up.

I wrestled a Moose with POISONOUS SNAKE ANTLERS!

umm...I ate a penguin?

I play acoustic guitar despite my demented finger.

I brush my teeth with snakes, thats extreme to the max.

What about poisonous snakes - ON A PLANE?

I got drunk and ended up kicking a polar bear and a fricking 20ft hippo to hell. All while spilling no drink and listening to Slayer.

Mind shredding snakes ON A SUBMARINE. They know when they're being sassed, yo.

I once sneezed without putting my hand over my mouth.

I've read Lindy's usernotes.