Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches?

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what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.

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go make me a sandwich! =)

I cook, and I'm pretty good cook, but when told to make a sandwich, I'll very politely make it for you and then shove it down your pants :D

not really.

What is a women?

I make awesome sandwiches. No really, they are always about 3 inches thick. So tasty.

DK should make his own sandwiches, he could take some pork from himself, as he's clearly a chauvinist pig :bigsmile:

Oh yes, you know that burned.

Dan, you just need the right equipment.

I am so hot for you now, Dan. ;)
I'll make you all the sandwiches you can stand...:jokey:

not all woman belong in the kitchen

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

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Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:

I just got finished eating a sandwich.
It was good.
I made it.

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

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Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:

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thats not very nice:p

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian slave girlfriend. Most women just have problems.

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That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women. :bigsmile:
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And wondering if you'd get caught for slipping in some rat poison.

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

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I think that women are to be spoiled until hell frezzes over.

Antarctica's working on it.