Do you have any 'Special Powers'?

I can come up with something to piss LITTLE MANUS with every post I made. :bigsmile:

I GOE.

i can program the time on a vcr!

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Originally Posted by Lynx

i can program the time on a vcr!

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You have got to be full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!?

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

I might, but sadly I can only use 10% of my brain power.

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Its 20%.. duh.

But anyways, I can smell people that I've never met, I'm dead serious.

no. i have regular, unspecial powers

I have a third nipple, if that counts.

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Originally Posted by Genji

who are they and what do they want

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I dont know...

They're in suits and they want my special powers.

They are talking on the talkies right now!

:)

Honey, I have powers you can't even imagine...^_~

I have a Special Power... It consists of me traveling to this special place.
A place where I sit around and do nothing for about 40 hours a week.
But, this place is special... every two weeks it miraculously increases my wealth.

So yes, my special power is to increase my wealth every two weeks. Isn't that nice?

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

No Problem! is my super power. I just yell "No Problem!" and everyone's problems go away. No really, but my possitive attidute lightens their day. :D :D :D
Last Spurt! is my super power numbah 2. I can tap into my adreniline any time I want to. So I can take off running any time, to bad I'm slow...:rolleyes2

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What about flying? Do you gots the pigtails to fly? ;D

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No I can't fly. Dudes with curly pigtails look weird. Plus, the gov.'t put that chip in my head to stop me from flying.

I can eat a whole apple...RAW

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

I have a third nipple, if that counts.

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SCARAMANGA! :eek:

Uhm, I'm double-jointed. That is a special power, believe me. It is. :mad2:

I HAVE PSYCHIC POWAAARZZZ. Ask SHASHA.

I can detect whether people like Kitties or not. Zero is using me to ban people.

Will this get editted?

i have visions of the future in my dreams, i could have a dream then 2 years later it happends of 2 days later! im not kiddin, i know its a gift, but its rarely i have these dreams, if i can figure out how to use it THEN! i could see into the future!