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OOH! I just remembered summat funny. Have you noticed that a lot of the time, whenever you speak about penisy bad things to men, they cross their legs? Like, I was having a conversation with some mates about that little fish that swims up your urine and....well, yeah....and we all crossed our legs. In fact, whilst typing that, I crossed my legs. That makes me laugh.
I heard somewhere that if men cross their legs too much they won't be able to have children. If that's true, you could render somebody childless by repeatedly telling them scary penis things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
that would be an old wives tale.
Still I have kicked people in the nuts but I haven't ever had the favour returned to me, worst thing I ever did involving someone's nuts was when my mate was on drugs and being an ass. He had a prince albert piercing and all knew this, so myself and 3 mates came up around him, grabbed his boxers by the waist band and lifted, he was off the floor by about half a meter dangling from his boxers untill they physically ripped over his head and dropped him on the floor.
Damn those old wives. :mad2: If they had nuts, I'd kick them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Women have to endure a pain which ends in hapiness
Men have to endure a pain which may cause "disfunctions"
You figure out what´s worse...
Watch childbirth just once and then ask that question again.
Childbirth ends with a good sandwich.
Ugh Yamaneko, I've seen childbirth (in the eighth grade we all had to watch it), and there's no way I'd eat after that.
That's 'cause you've never had a good turkey sandwich.
I would have gladly kicked someone in the balls during my labor. Alas, when I asked, only one volunteer and I couldn't pay for his trip from New Zealand..
Gving birth feels like being split in half. I did it twice and with no drugs...
EDIT: Actually, chicken fingers are really good after labor too... :D
Eh bras suck during that time. You don't know we hurt because we suck it up. Being a girl and having girly things sucks. Cramps suck the most cause you feel like your sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
But the guys their one swift kick is painful all at once, JUST being a girl is strung out. That's not counting childbirth.
Being kicked in the balls is like being shot in both legs. TWICE.
I dunno whether that's true or not, I just thought it sounded cool.
I've seen it multiple times.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
A punch in the boob hurt worst, then a kick in the crotch for females, and then one for males.
We're all forgeting. Women choose to go through childbirth by having sex, unless they were raped or sexually assaulted.
I dont think any man ever has gotten hit in his nads on his own free will.
Just something to think about.