The Evil Head so that nobody knows his identity.
Why isn't Kain called Lance? Seems like a much more appropriate name...
Printable View
The Evil Head so that nobody knows his identity.
Why isn't Kain called Lance? Seems like a much more appropriate name...
Because he threw a Dragoon-style fit when they tried to name him Lance. Rumours say Hironobu Sakaguchi actually cried that day.
Why are Rosa and Rydia actually wearing leotards?
Because, they lost in the "Choose Your World Saving Garb" game, where they drew straws and were the laughing stocks of the entire game.
Why is Cid the only charachter to have a poor victory dance? (constipation it seems)
Cause he caught a disease in the last war. (filthy dwarven prostitutes...)
Since when can Dark Elves control magnetism?
The elf didn't control magnetism, the entire cave was magnetic.
What? Vampires die when exposed to sunlight.
White mages aren't allowed to draw blood, and thus be stuck with blunt weapons. Too bad they ruined it with allowing them to use bows and arrows :(
Rydia isn't a preteen when Edge meets her :p, much less when they marry.
Mirage, you spoil the fun :(
And for the vampires, watch Blade :P
going to take your question?
Blade is possibly the :skull::skull::skull::skull:tiest vampire film ever made. It even mixed werewolf lore into vampire lore, vampires have never been known for being weak to silver. It's still nice for mindless action though :p
Some of the questions just ticked me off, because they're clearly answered in the game, thus not being a "never answered question".
My question: Why do dark knights wear blue armour?
Because they are depressed emo fans.
Meh, if some are answered ingame, then folly on the poster, but no biggie, unless it gets pretty obvious like " Why did they beat Zemus?"
But anyone can take my Q
OOC: Palom is the Twin Mage that can equip daggers; Porom is the Twin Mage that can equip staves.
Why doesn't Rydia really exist? She's sexy
Because all the males who tried to hit on her would get a Bahamut summon on their family jewels.
Why did Rosa choose Cecil over Kain? Kain was cooler!
Yes, but those spears were clearly overcompensation...
Here's yet another one that pisses me off. Why did they let Golbez's hand take the crystal in Giott castle? It was a freaking hand. They could have kicked it into the corner or something, but no, they stand there and practically cheer it on for no apparent reason as it crawls over to the crystal and steals it.
They were too suprised at how Golbez' hand is still alive even though it's not attached.
How come Bombs don't drop the Bomb Summon?
Because, to drop the secret of bombs could provide other races a nearly inexhaustable energy source, fueling endless wars and strife across the globe.
Why is it so hard to kill freakin toads in Slyvan Cave? Why dont they must squash em?
and a second part of the question. Why o why is Yang and the fairies in the cave anyways? dont they notice the toads?
A.: They're mutant toads that are out to eat your brains, that's why they're so hard to kill. As to why Yang and the sylphs are in the cave despite the toad overpopulation... huh... well, Yang was in a vegetative coma and the sylphs were twits, so the toads weren't interested in their "inferior" brains. Besides, it's not like they got out of that house often, what's with all those Malboros lurking around.
Q.: How come the programmers put a Chocobo forest south of Troia if no one ever wanders down there since there's nothing but boring forest to explore?
OOC: Oh, and by the way...
Uh... When did Rydia and Edge get married in-game?