Cuz we're gradually bashing every character in the series.
Why doesn't Marche get hair gel or a haircut for his giant cowlick?
Cuz we're gradually bashing every character in the series.
Why doesn't Marche get hair gel or a haircut for his giant cowlick?
'Cuz chicks dig it.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
Should Edge be considered a pedophile? Why?/Why not?
Nah. He only hits on Rydia when she's grown up.
What's wrong with FFIX moogles? You unfreeze them and they call you bastards. Come on.
They're screwed up psychologically because they were frozen for a little too long.
Are chocobos based off those birds in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind? (I do actually want to know this, it's been bugging me ever since I saw that movie.)
I have no idea...
Can you eat Moogles, and if so, what do they taste like?
The meat tastes like a cake, the fur like cotton candy, and the ball is actually a very hairy strawberry.
How does Yuna walk on water?
cos of all the dead bodies, or cos she's Moses or noah or which ever one walked on water.
Why doesn't Lulu gain any baby weight?
Cuz her baby isn't normal, it lives in her bloodstream. When she gave birth, it shot out of her jugular vein.
How many gallons of hair gel does it take to style Seymour's hair?
Same as the max number of '9's that can fit on the screen.
Why wasn't there a Cid in FFs I-III?
Err, there was...
how come the people in X don't have surnames?
because they didn't trust square enix to give them some, from fear of ending up with something like "B'nargin Dalmasca" or "Von Ronsenburg", i love those names, but the ffx gang wanted to seem all street and hardcore and apparantly those were too posh like
where do Kuja and Fran do there thong shopping?
Oh, it's a secret place only open for chosen ones, because otherwise everybody would want to buy thongs, there won't be enough for everybody, which would cause war and despair.
Why does Square give weather names to some guys? Squall, Tidus, Cloud?
Tidus is a weather name! That's a new one on me...
who would you expect to go with who?
Cait Sith's Mog with Quina...
Why is Eiko wear pants that are so big on her that they don't even cover her ... Well, you get it. And why doesn't she have any underwear?
The answer to both is that she wants tyo get laid by one of the moogles.
How does Vivi manage to ALWAYS keep his hat on, even when he falls down or gets dangled from an airship? Not to mention all of the hat-knock-offing battle moves done to him.....
It's glued to his head, that's why!
Why does Kuja have feathers on his head?
Because he likes to look like a bloody girl.
Who would win in a fight? Cid's beard from FFIV or Sin?
The beard, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
How does having feathers have anyhting to do with being a girl 0_o ?Quote:
Because he [Kuja] likes to look like a bloody girl.
I assume that is your question, so I will answer... Everything, it has to do with everything.
So...
Why was Rikku's voice played by the same person who played Tommy Pickles? -(Not a lie!)
OOC: New rule. One question per member in ten posts.
Because Tara Strong was the most experienced female Voice actor available.
Which FF character will be bashed next?
tifa!
why is penelo silly?
Because Tifa is a hussy.
If Red XIII and Aeris were to get together, what would their kids look like?