Yuffie, 'cause Vincent wants to be left alone.
Who'd finish in last?
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Yuffie, 'cause Vincent wants to be left alone.
Who'd finish in last?
Your Mom.
Why do Yuffie and Tifa suppress their love?
Because of sweet lil cooky brunettes with big bangs who die in tradgic ways usually to do with Sephiroth and make they're fitty lovey darling dumpling sweetie cakes (aka: Vince and Cloud) into 14 year old emo's who'd rather sit and listen to my chemical romance when they could be tapping fit hottie heroic better for them girl ass. But someday Yuffie and Tifa shall rise up and give those freaks the time of there lives.
mawhahaha
How did Reeve feel when Vincent cruelly "fashoin policed" his outfit in DoC?
Violated, cause it took his three hours to pick it out.
Where is northern crater?
The Northern Crater is In Barret's pants
How many members of avalanche can Vincent sucessfully shelter from the rain by tucking them under his skanky rottern cape?
32.
Why did Sephiroth go grey at such a young age?
Cos he thought it made him special and unique and it was his way of sticking one to his mum and dad and alien, Sephy wanted to be all rebelious. But then Kadaj loz and Yazoo did it too and it was totally not cool anymore, so hes going to shave it down to a mullet and dye it purple with classy blonde streaks (props to Rinoa for that style suggestion)
How many Turks does it take to screw president rufus....uh i mean a lightbulb, yeah a lightbulb
The lightbulb is surpassed by only Rufus' ignorance. We need to ask why would Rufus screw in a lightbulb. so....
Why would Rufus screw in a lightbulb?:mog:
Because Rufus is ascared of the dark, because when he was a kid his dad used to lock him in the cupboard so he could have saucy tea-parties with Hojo, Heidigger, Scarlett and professor Gast
And he has to do it himself because whenever he says "Oi Tseng come and screw in this..." tseng would always jump him before he could explain fully what he had meant.
who is better at syncronised swimming: Zack or Cloud?
Zack because Clouds emo hair blinds him!
Did Sephiroth get abused as a child?
Sephiroth was never a child. He came out of the womb a fully grown man.
Why can't you explore the whole of Midgar?
well that explains why Lucrecia ain't too happy doesn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by champagne supernova
you can't explore all of Midgar because the rest of it is filled with toxic gas.
How many packed lunches can you make out of 1 midgar Zolom? and what recipes would you use
I'd say about 3! With pickle and mayonaise!
How many chocobos can the party force breed?
As many damn chocos as it takes to get 6 golden ones!
How many times must Sephiroth die before they stop bringing him back?
Dont worry its just until his contract expires.
Hoew long until everyone in the slums die out completely?
They did almost all die when meteor hit, but the people who were sucessfully evacutated all moved into that little cat room next to Yuffie's house. She plans on killing them all because they stay up late and dance around like the poor people on the titanic.
if you had to buy presents for avalanche members what would u get for them
Dogs, so they can all have some friends.
Why did Aeris die?
A ten foot sword went through her stomach.
Kappy, your answer was intelligent, which automatically disqualifies it. :greenie:
Aeris got lead poisoning.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegirth
If you can learn Trine from Goda, how do you learn Quatro?
Silly rabbit everyone knows that Quatro comes after Tres...Quote:
Originally Posted by BG-57Kappy, your answer was intelligent, which automatically disqualifies it. :greenie:
Aeris got lead poisoning.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegirth
If you can learn Trine from Goda, how do you learn Quatro?
So all you have to do is count! Uno Dos Tres Quatro!
What was Barret saying under all those censors?
Just 3 years to retirement, man these people are annoying me.
How do I get the Tournesol
Quote:
Originally Posted by 6294
By playing Final Fantasy XII.
Why was Cheese Weapon never included in the game?
Because Cloud is lactose intolerant and it would have given him very bad gas.
How would Aeris's life have been different if she'd Joined SOLDIER?
She would be bad ass and wear skimpy pink battle wear. XP
How does Barrett shoot his arm?
Aim, and press the big, red button that says shoot!
How does cloud keep his hair gravity-defyent?
with anti gravity materia!
why didnt Aerith start her own range of designer footwear?!
She did, her design is modeled by Vincent thru out the game, i think its clear to see why it didn't catch on
Where do cid and Shera sleep? there house is so full of junk?
They sleep in the rocket.
What happens when Cloud has a bad hair day and his hair lays flat?
Cloud never has a bad hair day.
Why does Meteor only arrive straight after you fight Sephiroth?
because Sephiroth is actully the hero and was keeping Meteor from crashing down, Cloud and the gang are secretly EVIL!!!!
CloudxVincent?
there love was so strong and true, but they bought each other down with there emo-ness and had to break up, which in turn made them more emo. So Cloud turned to Tifa who looks like Vincent just with big breasts and is female and more cheerful.
And Vincent cheered right up eventually and joined a dance troupe
so alls well that ends well
Why does it take them so bleeding long to tell elmyra that Aeris is dead, i mean really its a bit more important than snowboarding?!!
Because they don't want to break her little heart by saying Cloud killed her.
How many Yuffies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hmm lets see... well It takes a crisis core Yuffie to try and allure Zack, it takes a FFVII Yuffie to come on to Cloud and it takes a FFVIIdoc Yuffie to screw...Vincent, no wait thats not right its supposed to be a lightbulb!
Yuffie doesn't do manual labour, so she'd paint the light bulb and stick it in Cid's pocket as a decoy for when she steals his materia.
What if things had worked out well between Hojo and Lucrecia, how would Sephiroth had turned out then?
Sephiroth was destined to be a crazy hoe, but I think they would've had a "normal" child and named it bizarro sephiroth.
Why does Aerith have the best flipping limit breaks arghhh????!
Because you can resurrect her by beating ruby weapon on level one with Cait Sith and then pressing square triangle square square select start select square triangle circle select x. And when you resurrect her you now have a really cool character with super limit breaks to reward you.
Why isnt it called Final Fantasy VI?
Because it isn't FFVIII
Why isn't Cloud in Pokemon?
Because Nintendo thought Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold (or whatever other color that would be a character name) would be cooler.
How do Cloud, Zack, Aeirth, Sephiroth get their hair like that?
Electricity. Lots of it.
Why does nobody except Vincent, Barret, (somewhat) Yuffie, and (somewhat) Cid have a taste for practical weapons?
Because there prudes.
What caused Cloud to be so sad?
He has Erectile Dysfunction.
Why does Yuffie like hiding in the forests?
She doesn't actually like forests , she wanted to hide in vincent's coffin but it got a little crowded so they had a guitar hero tournament to decide who had to go to the forest, Vincent had mad skills and owned her.
why didn't tifa rip cait sith a new one when he said (in front of her if u took her) that Cloud and aeris were a perfect match
Because there is no reason to mess with the truth :tongue:
Why cant we go back to the temple after Disc one?
honest to spehiroth truth! for some weird reason i thought that the temple had blasted off in to space?! no idea why, this playthru i paid attention and realised it shrunk...but yeah its in space thats why
How come Cid just stood around posing with AVALANCHE grinning like a goon at the end of Advent Children when his wife was sick with Geo-stigma?
Cid doesn´t have to mourn his wife, he is so badass he can have new wife anytime he wants.
How many wifes Cid has to have, before he gets wants to try something new in another words sex with men?
5, he put a dress on to Vincent who adapted well to the change but just as Cid was about to Court Him Yuffie came in with a Moustache drawn on her face and promised to treat Vincent like a really lady and give him lots of pretty jewels, he swooned and poor old Cid just couldn't compete with the glamourous lifestyle Yuffie had to offer. So he got really drunk and Kissed Reeve and ended up loosing his job.
Is orthapedic underwear Tifa's most shameful secret or is she hiding anything else
no, she's hiding the reason that she has to wear orthopedic underwear.
Why can Aeris in battle survive explosions, tidal waves, machine gun bullets, thousand of volts of electricity,poison attacks and other painful life threatening things like that, but one sword through the gut and she's dead?
because any good villan in any source of media is one you love to hate. killing aries and his other evil deeds is the story tellers way of making hate sephiroth. makes it more satisfying to take them out if you built up a little angst towards them.
not really asking why she died, just saying how in battle she survives all sorts of things but can't take a little stab through the gut. I believe you have to ask a stupid question now.
Way to ruin the flow, mindfray.
Sorry mindfray but unfortunately that is a smart answer, so that automatically cancels it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by mindfray
Because poor Aeris forgot to wear her protective vest.
If Lightning is the female version of Cloud. Then who is the male version of Yuffie?
Uh.... Yuffie. : P Or Zell I suppose.
Why doesn't Sephy get a haircut? He really needs one...
His hair's made out of mithril, and thus cannot be cut by any substance known to man.
How can an entire population of the world consist of several villages with about 6 houses in each?
Cuz most people live on the street, spitting out random trivia to anyone who happens to bump into them.
Why doesn't Cloud get killed by hitting the electric lines during the Mr. Dolphin mini-game?
Because Mr. Dolphin is not actually water elemental, in spite of being an aquatic lifeform.
How many rounds can Barret's gun arm fire in one minute?
about as manyrounds he can drink at a bar in one minute
cid likes to attach his last name to stuff (his ship, his ultimate weapon) What else might he have attached his last name to?
His farts ;)
What is Cloud's mom's name?
Condensation.
How does Jenova see where she's going, seeing she has no head?
Seto is her guide dog, he just put a statue up in Cosmo Canyon so that they think he's a hero and not assisting an alien freak.
How did Gast seduce Iflana?
Duh, every girl goes crazy for people with money, and a professer would probably make a lot... Or date rape drugs:eek:
When someone says something to cait sith, do they look at the mog or the cat?
Both, they're eyes are big enough.
Is the Mog Cait or is he Sith?
The Cat toy is Cait.
The Moogle is Sith.
It's a hard one for people who didn't bought FFVII : DoC (Surprisingly, over 1 million, surprisingly disapointing compared to FFVII original)
Why does Tifa has such cool names for her weapons like Tiger Claw and Dragon Fang while Cloud has... Butterfly Edge?
Because Tifa is cool that way, and as for Cloud, after the hot tub incident he started naming his own weapons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyperion4444
Whats the name of the Planet?
The.
"Planet" was a mistranslation of an obscure Japanese honorific that cannot be romanised, causing the translators to believe that the planet was called "The Planet", and not "Planet The", or whatever the obscure honorific that cannot be romanised is actually meant to translate into.
Where was Cid keeping those parachutes anyway?
Right next to the built-in Chocobo ranch.
(Inside the Chocobo manure excrements)
sorry...
Who do you think Tifa loves the most, Cloud or Vincent?
(Hey, Cloud gets to choose between Aerith and Tifa!)
She tried to "love" Cloud, so she asked Aeris and the flower girl punched her in the nose.
So then she asked Lucrecia if she could "Love" Vincent and she said "yeah fine, go for it" so she galloped home to make her move but when she tried it on wiv Vincent Yuffie "accidently" round house kicked her in the teeth, and no amount of surgery could save her looks and the boys were to shallow.
so she loves Barret cos he is deeper emotionally.
Does Elena prefer chunky peanut butter or smooth?
Smooth, so its easyer to smear on stuff.
Why is the only option to fight, run away, or to die from loco weed?
Cause in reality, loco weed is the Ultimate Fighting Machiene and as such if you were allowed to befriend him Sephiroth would run in fear.
Whats Clouds favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocobo. : P
What does chocobo taste like?
they tastes like shame and exploitation. cept the pink ones they taste like strawberries and the black ones taste like lemonade.
what would all the avalanche members sing for kareoke night?
YMCA!
What would happen if Chocobo Weapon and Cheese Weapon were to mate?
Their child would be blue!Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Why does Yuffie like to steal materia?
..B/C shes to lazy to get a job...
Why doesnt cloud get over his inferiority complex...
He has a small penis.
What kind of prison allows you to get out, no matter what the crime, if your a good chocobo racer?
Prisons that are located under fun-parks in societies that value chocobo racing over everything.
why did marlene move into that tower in Kalm? did she have a relationship with vincent? (since u can get his gun there?)
Because being in a "tower" made her feel like a princess. And as for Vincent, he almost resorted back to his pedophilic ways. He then gave Marlene a gun in case he tried it again.
What happened to everybodies elbows?
A: nuthin, they just look small cause the muscles has been buffed with mako, kreatin and steroides
Q: What's with Cloud's MC Hammer jeans?
A:they give him the groove to fight
Q:Who is the mysterious black chocobo rider?
Me!!!
Who am I?
A: a pupu that steals friggen cows
Q: why does sephy have mother issues?
A: Because he has two moms; One has a large bust and is headless!
Q: What happened to the mayor of Midgar post-meteor?
A) he dated a chocobo
Q) What did cloud do in the two years between FF7 orignial game and Advent Children?
A) He angst'd a lot, then he tried to work on his novel, then he angst'd some more and then he enter a ambigous relationship with Tifa, and Vincent, and Yuffie and Barret, once all at the same time.
Q) What do the chickadees see in his great insaneness aka: Hojo
A: Because he is too smart for them, ergo unacessible. what they cant get they crave/ He has unlimited dope in the lab, teh chicks got need for speed
B: Has Cloud really had better dog food?
A: No, he doesnt eat dog food, he becomes it.
Q: Why does sephiroth like leather on his bare chest?
Q) It reminds him of his S&M days
A) What would aeris do in advent children if she was alive?
A- summon HOLY and kill kadaJ
Q- iF Red XIII is that last of his kind then were did those two little ones come from
A: Hojo's mating program was a sucess! Aeris is the father of the children
Q: How did Gold Saucer manage to make so real simulators of the FF7 world? Like the snowboard game and submarine fight
A: Because they don't use real simulators, they simply knock you unconscious and it is your dreams which you are experiencing.
Q: Why is it that when main characters die in FF games, i. e. Aeris, the rest of the party doesn't simply cast Life to bring them back?
A: Because Plotholes dont exist in Japan
Q: how awsum is t3h mudkipz boss :confused:
A: Well only mediocre awesome since you can defeat Mudkip with poke.. I mean materiaball.
Q: We all know how to bring Aeris back to alive but how do you bring back alive another victim of Masamune, President Shinra?
A: Yes, no?...what?
Q: How was Cloud and co. mentally at state, after traveling the world, meeting new people..and killing most of them, and randomly animals they encountered?
A: They didn't care; The people got what was coming to them, and well AVALANCHE isn't PETA...
Q: Why did the Cockatrice cross the road?
A: because their was gold on the other side! ;)
Q: who would win in a fight: bugenhagen or sephiroth?? :p
A: Sepiroth would kill the old man dead, he would walk over to the old guy and poke he's sword through him
Q: Where do they carry all the items and stuff?
A: Boots, armpits, anywhere that's open really.
Q: How can Sephiroth kill a giant snake that's 100 times his size by spearing it with a tree, but a man just as big as he is keeps kicking his ass?
A: The man knew of Sephiroths only weakness, a biging sword, the snake didnt.
Q: why did cloud complain about dressing up as a women but was perfectly fine jumping into a tiny hot tub with 8 men?
Because Cloud is still in the closet. He perfectly enjoyed it, he just didn't want to make it obvious.
What are Barret's true feelings for cloud?
A: Barret has secret crush on Cloud but he is too shy to express his feelings so he hired Sephiroth and Jenova to summon meteor and lots of other bad deeds just to get spend more time with Cloud. Why do you think Aeris died?
Q: Is it true that Reeve put cameras into Tifas breats to spy Cloud and his team?
A: Of Course! Unfortunately, they did more than just spying on Cloud's Group. :eek:
Q: What else did they do?
The only logical thing to do with monsters and random occurrences... "Sharpen their swords"
How do you unlock Rikku as a playable character?
Dye Yuffie's hair blond.
Whatever happened to Barret's parents?
A: They abandoned him as child and adopted Dane.
Q: Why can't Cloud fly up all the stairs in the game? After all he is a "Cloud."
A: Because while he may be a Cloud, he is not the Flying Nimbus.
Q: Who's not drinking their GODDAMN TEA?
(P.S. This thread is the most successful thing I have ever done in my life.)
A: Vincent, no Yuffie, no Bahamut ZERO! DAMN!
Q: How come Cloud doesn't love Tifa as much as Tifa loves him?
A: He has ED
Q: Where is Sephiroth's mother at now?
A: In a cave, (SPOILER)LOCKED UP, WON'T LET HER OUT! WON'T LET HER OUT NOOOOOOOO! WON'T LET HER OUT! Go Akon!
Q: A telephone starts playing FFVII with gameshark and looks on the ground and finds Tifa's #, what does he do?
A: eats a jolly good lolly
Q: why did cloud not have teh sexxorz with the grlz?
A. He already had the sexxorz with mukki?
Q. Why was my answer a question?
A: Cuz cloud didn't
Q: How come Cait Sith is as cool as Reeve?
A- That was a trick question; Reeve's about 10 times cooler.
Q- What was the most blasphemus thing Cloud said to Sephiroth (you get an imaginary cookie if you include a mother joke)
A: hey Sephy, your nipples are blazing out from your shirt
Q: why cloud hates sephy so much?
A: Well, you remember that one time in FF VII, there was a flashback to cloud and Sephi in a bar? Well, Sephiroth never called back...
Q: How much Materia could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck materia?
42 pieces.
Why doesn't Demi work on Ruby Weapon yet does on Emerald Weapon?
A: Because he has AIDS.
Q: Did Aeris drown?
A. No kitchen utensil related accident possibly a spoon
Q. Where did Tifa get her boob job?
a.the wonder square
q.how can a megaphone inflict damage?
A: People sing Backstreet Boys music through it.
Q: How can a hairpin inflict damage?
A: People write Backstreet Boys lyrics on it.
Q: How can a gun inflict damage?
A: With Mind Bullets! That's telekensis, Kyle.
Q: How can a Mop inflict damage?
A: It wipes them out, simply enough.
Q: How can Cloud carry such a big sword?
A: He is Naruto in disguise and uses Chakra to make him super powerful
Q: If Cloud is the main character, then what is Barret?
A: The stereotypical African American sidekick.
Q: Does Cloud like to dress up in girly outfits?
Yes but when he's a girl he called Rain not Cloud.
So black materia casts "dark" right?
Yes but only if the person is already blind.
How do you wake Vincent up?
You don't!! He'll get mad at you an kill you!
How can I save Aeris?
I prefer the term 'African American Materia...'
Cloud/Tifa is obviously not the best couple so who is? Sephiroth/Cloud!? :3
No Elena and Dark Nation is
Tifa: Use the time spell to stop Sephiroth from stabbing her and kick him in the balls.
Vivi: Red XIII and Yuffie are the perfect couple.
How do I get the Gelnika to fly?
Use all the parts you get from defeating the WEAPONS to put it back together.
How do I keep my chocobo from flying away?
The only way is to cook him.
How many split personalities does Cloud have?
One for every member of every boy band that's ever existed.
How do you reverse "reflect" magic?
A sword in the face will do the trick!
Why, of all places, did Reeve send his old, wrinkly parents to the Honey Bee inn?
Cause they don't like butterflies
Why do all the separate countries speak the same language?
There is another language, remember? Planet-Moan!
What kind of people are Red XIII's?