It happen when Jecht was drunk and though Auron was a unsended person who have sleeped with his wife (It also happens 10 years before Tidus shows up in Sprea).
If Auron is unsended, woundn't any healing items/magic would hurt him instead?
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It happen when Jecht was drunk and though Auron was a unsended person who have sleeped with his wife (It also happens 10 years before Tidus shows up in Sprea).
If Auron is unsended, woundn't any healing items/magic would hurt him instead?
No, that's not how it should be.
Why does Cure heal my party members?
because pain hurts them.
is kimarhi a virgin.
Dude he's got a damn horn on his head! of cours not!
why dose ahlbed have a german accent?
They don't. That was a stupid question lol.
Why isn't Spira severely overpopulated?
because they dont hav hookers haha
why is yuna so weird?
no hookers huh... how do you explain Rikku:eek:
yuna is wierd because she was raped by kimahri
If Auron had killed Yunalesca and yuna was a boy, how much gil would Tidus start with when he was broke(and its not 0)
Trick question. If Auron had killed Yunalesca he would not be dead and therefore he wouldn't have been able to save Tidus so Tidus would be x__x
why must Rikku jump around like she's on crack?
Because otherwise she wouldn't be jumping around like she was on crack.
Why does Auron sound like Matt McKenzie?
He is Matt Mckenzie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_20
What do chocobos taste like?
chicken but large enough 2 end world hunger
y does kimari look like a giant kitty wit a horn?
because his mother was a cat but his father was a unicorn.
why did the creators make Tidus look like a lil bitch in the kissing scene?
because they couldnt help it hahaha
y does lulu hav such big breasts?
because she's related to Pamela Lee.
Why does Auron look like he's taking a crap when he's low in HP?
cause it makes him relived 2 loose a few pounds...lol
y is tidus such a wussy?
Hey don't blame the kid, Jecht dropped him on his head when he was Sin.
Why does Wakka act like Elvis?
cause he thanks his hair is kool
y does auron look funny?
Because he's got nothing else to do.
Why is Tidus voiced by James Arnold Taylor?
because pee-wee hermon was busy
why does seymour fight like a candy bitch?
Because candy rocks.
Why are there boss fights?
Cause its an RPG :p
Why dose seymore dress like a pedefile?
Because his other clothes are dirty, and you can make out whatever you want from this statement.
Why does Tidus incessantly speak English to the Al Bhed, even when he knows they can't understand him?
ha cause hes mental
y does lulu thank shes a goth?
Because she likes to eat bread.
Why is Final Fantasy X a game?
Because it isn't a movie.
Why do I always replace the Besaid Aurochs team with other players?
cause they suc
y do people hate tidus
because he rocks
Why does Yuna love Tidus even though he is kinda a lil bitch?
video game cliches:eep:
If I have a sphere level of 2.4 billion... I have 999999999999999999999 gil... and I have 99999 of every item in the game..... do I have a meaning to my life
Yes, because such an ambition is great.
Why doesn't Tidus use a blitzball for a weapon?
because Auron owns him n gave him a big ass sword saying "thou shalt have no other weapons before mine."
Why does Lulu have such huge tits?
Where do you think she keeps her dolls ?
Where does Wakka carries his blitzballs ?
In his cro.... you know what, just ask Tidus. He would know:eek:
Did I give up on my no sphere grid challenge
No, you gave down on it.
Why are lev. 4 locks so hard to get?
Because great items are always hard to get. :monster:
Why do the characters always move their lips for like three more seconds after they've stopped talking?
Their pretending to be in a old godzilla movie.
What would Rikku do if she lived in our world?
b a hooker
y hasnt tidus died yet?
Dying is unnecessary.
Why do I keep returning to this game?
cause u dont hav a life
y dont u give up no matter how bad u get killed?
Because you're in an eternal loop
Why is Zanarkand Dreaming?
there were some sleeping rain form spelled cloud on Zanarnarkand!
what kind of child would be if Ifrit and Shiva got married?
A humid child ;)
Why did Seymour kill his dad?
Oediepus syndrome.
How come when other people die they don't just end up back at the save spheres?
cause then the game would suck
how come if ur healer dies ur doomed?
you just answered your own question.
Does an alhbed's eyes have hipnotic powers?
yes their eyes
how come if u die it says game over...isnt this based on life?
No its a game the Fayth are playing on their PS3
Why do the Al Bhed live in the desert?
bcoz they like to build sand castles
why does tidus look like meg ryan?
no habla ingles.....
why did i just say i didnt speak english ion spanish and then said this in english
cause u don't even know u'rself..
why did Tidus cross the road?
to tell wakka he loves him..
~what did wakka say?
"Tidus, your sexy, but I'm with Kimhari now"
Why is Rikku so hyperactive?
Because she saw the conversation between the three boyzzz
When and where does Tidus do his high lights?
At the same place Seymour gets his hair done
Why was 'Snakes on a farplane' never released?
The Snakes were never found.
Why is Blitzball known as "Buritsuba-ru" in Japan?
Because Bur=beer and they like beer.
What is wrong with the fayth??
They dont have enough Faith in the other Fayth (now thats confusing)
What would Tidus done if he lived on?
Cried
Who put the telaporters in the cavern of the stolen fayth?
Osama Bin Laden (he lives there)
What is the name of Cid's airship?
Airship (no way it's Continental Circus, I refuse to believe it).
Why do the Al Bhed use glasses?
Because they wanna be Neo from the Matrix
Who did Wakka play in the Christmas Pantomine?
One of the Three Wise Guys. The contrast between him and Maechen was painfully noticeable.
How did Lady Belgemine acquire a statue of Braska for the "lost" Remiem Temple, when poor Besaid had to wait ten years for theirs?
She slept with Mika ;)
Why did Lulu's summoner die?
b/c she slept with them and gave them aids.
who is the one person lulu hasnt slept with.
Wakka. That is why she married him
Who is Vidina's real father ?
Auron. It's amazing what those Unsent can accomplish.
Why did Auron really help Tidus to enter Spira?
Because he didn't have the red pill to give him.
When is the chocabo season? I want to hunt me some big game!
January 1st - Febuary 1st (unlucky) :p
Why isnt Machina called Machines?
budget cuts so they had to cut a letter.
How did the Magus sisters get stuck behind two magic seals in a lost temple, trapped forever with their sisters?
Because their mother was sick of hearing them arguing
Where is Kimhari's horn?
In his pants.
How does the Monster Arena guy create new monsters?
He tapes them together with double sided sticky tape
Where did Auron get his sword from
you dont question the unsent!
Where is Sin's anus?
He has a few. Notice that there are several small holes on his body?
Why did O'Aka become a merchant?
Because he failed his GCSE's
Why did Seymour wear THAT hat on his wedding day?
It went with his hair nicely. :-)
Why wouldnt summoners travel in groups to increase the chance of survivability on the pilgrimage?
Because they couldnt be arsed talking to Yunalesca, she could talk until the apocolypse
How did Jecht get to Spira?
He got warped by sin just like tidus. you didnt know that or am i supposed to give a stupid answer? what? O_o
Where in all of Spira is there a tailor willing to work on Lulu's Dress de' Belts?
Lol I have no idea XD
I heard that the Guados are into bondage, so they have plenty of belts and stuff
No way! I thought that was the Al-Bhed...
Where did Tidus get his 'awesume' dungrees from?
to quote brick from anchor man" the toilet store?"
has geaorge lucas sued square yet?
Nah he is to busy making Star Wards Episode X, The attack of Rin!
Why does Rikku wear THAT suit at the start?
Nah he is too busy with his 100 odd Star Wars product
Who is Yuna's REAL dad?
Didnt you know? Auron was reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly busy way back when.
Tidus=Man bra, Vaan(xii)=Man bra
Connection?
connection....they both have heads!!
do you think ject ever said to tidus" i done your mum"?
probably not. he is, after all, no auron.
Why hasnt bevelle ever made an attempt to bring back anima, yojimbo, or the magus sisters back into being mainstream aeons?
that would be too sensible
why does wakka have a different accent to everyone else in the game?
He smoked one too many Ghysal Greens cigarettes
Do chocobo get high on Ghysal Greens ?
Of course.
Was Lady Yunalesca a stripper in her spare time?
I think she's a full-time stripper.
How did Auron get the scar on his eye?
He didn't pay and asked Yunalesca to strip for him
How did Kimahri lose his horn ?
No idea, but last time I saw it - Wakka did something rather perculiar with it... hmm.
Why isn't Yuna blonde? I like blondes >:
cause havin 2 sexy blondes in the one game would make it so awsome it wold not be possible to continue playing
you think rikku would go out with me?
If she wasn't already going out with me, yes~
Auron with dreads = y/n?
Auron has infinite possibilities! You read the previous page right?
Why is it that the center of a dominante religion is surrounded by a plain that never gets releif (sp?) from thunder, a frozen forest, and a vast plain where people get lost or killed? in this case, not all paths lead to rome...
sorry what?
that can be my dumb question
thought that was pretty clear. Bevelle. Yevon central?Quote:
Originally Posted by Anno Domini
Since there was no question...
What kind of alcohol did Jecht drink?
He drinks Chocobo poo mix with chimearas blood. ewwww
why does seymour have blue hair?
He tried mixing a few colors, and it turned out blue:p
Why does Wakka push Tidus into the Pool near Besaid?
MARCO POLO!
Why do the leaves in Macalania sparkle sparkle?
Because Tidus and Yuna drunk some happy juice in the thunderplanes and everything was super shiny from then on!
Why does Cousin fancy Yuna? Incest!
Because her cousin was like no nearer family members why not? :D come here baby!
Why is Ixion so less shiny than the other Aeons even though hes lightning!?
Because he's just too cool for sissy shiny sparkles!
Why did the Tidus cross the road?
To escape his haters :P
Why does Yuna want to become a Summoner?
Because she has always been scared to be lonely.
Why does Yojimbo need gils?
He has to pay off his gambling debts so the Serbians wont kill him and his cousin
Why do they never say Tidus' name?
Because Tidus always wanted to change his name... so he hated his actual name.
How does a Jumbo Flan taste like?
It tastes like Shoopuf and Chocobo soup in one!
Why are there aeons?
Because some japanese guy drew them
Why do chocobos go kweh?
cause sayin "wakka is a total nugget" would be too vulgar
is there anything in this game more badass than bahumut?
Yes Rikkus ass
Why is wakka ginger?
they had to show just how much of a twat he was through more than just his actons in the game,and being ginger is the best way to do this
did i just hear yuna fart?
No it was Wakka, he stood near Yuna
Who was Yu Yevons mum?
The same as God's mum, they're bothers but Yu Yevon didn't get to rule the universe. XP
Does Kimahri have a wife?
nah,no one would have him since he cant get the horn
does yuna iron her own robes?
Nope, Wakka does it. :3
Did Tidus go through surgery to get his voice like that?
Yes but in reality Tidus is actually Ratchet from the Ratchet & Clank series but after Clank becomes famous secret agent and gets all the girls, Ratchet is jealous and only way to get girls is to go through hard surgerys that he would please female eyes.
Unfortunately Tidus-appereance was not what Ratchet wanted so flies with his spaceship and crashes into Zanankard where starts to play Blitzball since there is nothing else to do.
Why Kimahri doesn´t have his own spinoff movie where he is angsty because his father Chewbacca was abusive and ignored him in his childhood.
Because the script was dumped after the writers got all those Rikku/Kimhari fan fics stuck in their head
Why is Wakka racist?
Because although he may have a fake Jamacan accent, he was born and raised in a wealthy American family.
How big is fake Zanarkand?
About as big as Manchester, cause Zanarkand was built based on Manchester :P
Why is the population of Spira so low
because people are usually too busy worrying about Sin to think of having sex.
How can they breathe underwater? How can Tidus talk under water? (at the beginnin i believe he says WHOA!)
Tidus, Rikku and Wakka all have secret sphere nodes for underwater breathing.
Who made Yuna's wedding dress?
Kimhari, he is amazing on the sewing machine!:D
Why is there so much empty space in Spira
Because of all the randomly encountered monsters!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chewy
Why do the poor ol' Besaid Aurochs suck so much at the beginning of the game?
Because Yuna wasn't out there, to provide her Yuna Shot Mark XXIV
Why is Lulu not satisfied with just ONE belt?
Cause Wakka was into bondage
Why does Auron keep his arm in his coat?
Cause he's cold.
Why aren't there any moogles in this game?
They were not paid their salary even they made such a big role in IX so they didnt want to be anymore in FF games. The moogles you see in XII are those beavers from II who had plastic surgery.
So whose great idea was to kick and throw ball in a giant water sphere?
Sin. Its intent was to have all the atheletes drown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unstoppable Pig
Why is it so cold on Mt Gagazet?
It isnt cold, Kimhari just got horny
Why is Cid bald?
rikku ate his hair..
why cant they poop?
because they are to worried about sin to eat...
why did they choose a deth metal song at the begginning of the game?
a) cause rammstein rulez
q) why doesnt wakka cut him self why kicking the world champion?