Haha, that's the three I was torn between, so I didn't vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Haha, that's the three I was torn between, so I didn't vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I plan to call the newly formed Ghostbusters team here at the fine forums to take all the ghosts away.
What
WHAT
WHAT?!
Is what I just said to my computer because of this game.
ShlupQuack is somehow pregnant again, even though
A) They have not had sex since the last time
B) There are 8 Sims in the house!
C) There is no C
...is she the virgin Mary? Is the baby in her womb Jesus?
Rantzien's willpower has blatantly affected your game.
Also, stop sprogging. I don't want us to become the Von Trapp family.
Get Rye and Dan to do it instead, them babies would be awesome cool.
Three of the men better come bearing gifts for this baby.
I am damn sexy!
Also, wtf!? Apparently I'm a whore.
Why is Sim me nothing like real me!?
Maybe Shlup did it at the other lot when you weren't looking.
Hopefully with f f freak rather than Jessweeeee II
Damn right he will. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyHe'll rave dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think it's because I hacked for twins. Just to test out my theory, I hacked for twins again. Boy and a girl. Rantzien and Bunny II. :aimkiss:
Hopefully this'll be an end to it because I do not want any more smurfing children. Also I find it amusing that every single one inherited my brown eyes, but Shlup's Family aspiration.
Uh, no x) You pick their aspirations when they become teens. Every child and toddler wants to grow up.
Who said you're the father?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Maybe he used "they" as a gender indiscriminate pronoun for Shlup, just to be sure.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Thought you said two people were going to live?EDIT: Oh right, neighbour.
Also, don't know how you count, but I have it at Shiny on 14, Lekana on 9 and Lunar on 8.
Lekana: BoB Mulley KH qwerty Lekana Laddy .:kerrod:. Shlup C.Sky
Shiny: DD Rantz BoB DK Lunar MILF Momiji KH Shiny fff Lekana Tsu C.Sky TSoL
Lunar: Rantz DK Pill Lunar Shiny fff Tsu TSoL
He's trying to ruin me because of the name change. BoB never recovered from it.
Who are you?
:mad2:
According to this forum I'm LW, LunarWeaver, Noctiluca, Nocticula, Noct, Nocti, Lunar, Noctiula, Lunarcula, and all kinds of hot messy things.
Well Jessweeee♪ II is prettier than me, at least xD
Also stop beating me up, it's mean D:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin19.jpg
...why is he in his underwear? I didn't know ghosts could change clothes xD
Well see now there's the kicker. They all skipped over their teenhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
The game did!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletWho said you're the father?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Oh must've skipped some posts. Oops. I guess I'll have to bring Lekana back from the grave now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoBQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Thought you said two people were going to live?EDIT: Oh right, neighbour.
Also, don't know how you count, but I have it at Shiny on 14, Lekana on 9 and Lunar on 8.
Lekana: BoB Mulley KH qwerty Lekana Laddy .:kerrod:. Shlup C.Sky
Shiny: DD Rantz BoB DK Lunar MILF Momiji KH Shiny fff Lekana Tsu C.Sky TSoL
Lunar: Rantz DK Pill Lunar Shiny fff Tsu TSoL
My game is glitched to smurf with all the hacking and added content. I wouldn't be surprised if it's something I did when I was hacking in new clothes for scrumpleberry. Either way, :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweee
I have to double post? Oh no this thread is dying please make 1,000 posts about how great I am or I will never update this thread again!!!!!
Day 14: All you need is love, love.
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Straight down to business. I feel kind of bad for Lekana and Momiji as they both have certain Sims they have feelings for but can never develop them. YOU CRUEL HEARTBREAKERS! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
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"ha ha qwerty's drowning!" how very sensitive.
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"We should recycle their corpses."
"Oh my god yeah! We could make xylophones out of their ribs!"
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Now this is just plain evil.
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This is Lekana going to the toilet in the pool. I am showing you itbecause I have a scat fetishpartly because I have never seen a Sim do that in the pool (yesterday they just bitched at me about not being able to get to a toilet and held it in) but also because she apparently excretes bubbles.
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Job done, she drowns. qwerty seems concerned. Momiji wants a piece of qwerty.
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These two, with their disturbing dreams, sleep right through it.
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"OH GOD........GLUB GLUB......HELP US!"
"zzzz.......huxley....zzz....mmmmm...zzzz"
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Momiji drowning has apparently made qwerty hungry. I'll leave you all to draw your own conclusions from that.
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Oh it's no use crying crocodile tears now. I'm onto you!
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They soon abandon qwerty, but KHCloudy and Clouded Sky rise from the grave to keep him company in his final hours.
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The assholes also spread water everywhere.
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Seeya, qwert.
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Yes, at that same moment, they are smoochin'. Show some respect. Honestly. :rolleyes2
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The sacrifice is complete.
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The ghosts turn out in force to wave Shiny off.
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He seems to be coping well with the ghost-house so far! I give him 2 days, tops.
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Lekana's grave joins Jessweee's and Bunny's. We may see her dripping wet ghost sometime soon!
Anyway, when we last left our Sims, that jerkwad was hitting on my daughter. Let's see how that's going.
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"FIREMEN!"
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Shiny walks in to this peculiar scene; nobody cares.
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"I HATE MY FATHER! PUNK ROCK!"
(roogle)
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What's this? SCRUMPLEBERRY is evolving!
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Teenage MutantNinja Turtle.
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If you want a "normal" shot of our new angst-ridden teen to jerk off to then here you go.
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She immediately gets to work on the DJ Deck, but it seems her years touring the nursery circuit as MC Xylafone did not do her any favours, as she drops the headphones and mixes house music with classical.
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I'm trying to get arty with my shots of him being a creep these days.
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The first thing Shiny did when she got into the house was to join Psychotic in painting that smurfing green woman.
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He is so busy painting that he allows his attractive young daughters to walk home, alone, at 2 AM. They may live on the same street, but so do people like Kishi and BoB.
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The coffin is the most popular bed in the house. See if you can guess who's in it and dreamin' of BoB.
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Once more unto the breach. And what do you know, he actually unclogs it. This toilet has been clogged since day one, and it is the only one these stupid Sims will use unless it is occupied.
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Dan is trying to patch things up but she is still furious with him.
Perhaps the most curious scene of the day-
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Huxley kicks the flamingo.
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Huxley picks the flamingo back up.
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He then stands there a while and ponders it.
I don't know why he did this. He's such a weird Sim.
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Just let it go, man, it's over.
At this point I was regretting putting Shiny into the house. All she had done other than paint was to clean.
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Repeatedly tickle Rye (and somehow break her nose in the process)
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And this old chestnut.
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Keith asks Huxley to rub his lamp. Huxley is not entirely sure if he likes the sound of that.
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I don't know what they are doing.
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And just when I think they are gonna have the house's first buttsex, scrumpleberry dives in and nails the cockblock perfectly.
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The ass-grabber strikes again!
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Yes, now they are in smurfing love. Just because of one ass-grab. That is all it takes apparently. :| I am honestly surprised it took so long for her to get around to doing that, as whenever she passes him she's like ":drool: SO HOT!"
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It proves to be the shortest relationship ever.
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I love the look of cold fury on Rye's face. I also love Shlup's "He's sooooooooooo dreamy~".
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"YOU STOLE MY MAN, BITCH!"
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Shlup cries as Psychotic and Rye fight. Seriously Psychotic will fight anything that moves.
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Having had experience with beating up Creepy Stalker Woman, Jessweees I through II and Brandon, Rye is no match for this woman-killing machine.
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The creepy smile on her face alarms me.
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"I'M SOMEHOW PREGNANT, AGAIN!"
For those who don't follow the thread, they have not had sex since the twins were born, and the house has 8 sims so no more can possibly be born. This is obviously a glitch that must be rectified.
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To the digital abortion clinic! ...again!
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scrumpleberry is so traumatised that she pokes her face repeatedly with a fork. There is no food on it.
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Twins again!
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:jess: You should've seen toddler (and indeed adult) Rantzien. Exact same hair style and colour as his dad.
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Demon Dude randomly shows up to read our paper.
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It seems he also has smitten (whose hair I did NOT change, ha ha smurf you Shlup! :aimkiss:) and the still sane LunarWeaver with him.
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Here's Rantzien, his mop of Psychotic-like hair suitably covered.
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And here's his sister, Bunny II. She has gender confusal issues.
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I love the first thing that Rantzien does as an adult is to talk to Noctiluca. :) Also smitten finds him to be hot (and indeed she feels the same way about Lunar)
Anyway, with that all done and dusted, let's get back to it.
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R.I.P. another brave fish. :cry:
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I install an obstacle course in the garden and these two attempt to tackle it. Dan is a natural, leaping, running, climbing...
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This man, however, is not.
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No pain no gain.
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Holy mother of GOD.
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They are having sex.
This is the first time they have interacted since she moved in. They are not even friends. (they become friends after this though! awkward!) I know I have the romance mod on, but jesus christ, even that has never made Sims who are not in love go right to sex. I am dumbfounded.
Anyway, the best part?
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Rye sees them cheating. Despite being inside the toilet. Jew Sense tingling!
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She rants and raves at the hot tub, but they are not coming out any time soon.
Rye's hate list:
DK
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
I Took The Red Pill
Shiny
Debbie The Old Woman Who Dan Made Out With
She seriously hates all of these Sims now.
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She has stormed off inside by the time they're finished. They sort of just stand there awkwardly, as if they, too, do not know what just happened.
They have double lightning bolt attraction, and that is the only explanation I can think of. (Shiny also has it with Psychotic so watch this space...!)
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Question for all the girls reading this. When you were a teenager, did you ever strip to your underwear, march into the living room and begin to punch your mother?
No?
Yeah my kid has issues.
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Bizarrely, the hot tub has fireworks going over it that will not stop. Normally fireworks go off while Sims smurf in there, but these have been going on long after Shiny and Keith have left. It's an interesting glitch, but it's an annoying one as I keep thinking people are having sex!
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What goes around comes around. I have no sympathy. :greenie:
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Keith had a choice of an empty bed, a bed with Shiny - you know, the woman he just bumped uglies with - or a bed with a sweaty, disgusting man who has just been running an assault course. His course of action is obvious.
Oh, and in case you're wondering who Keith is dreaming about...
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He is not chopping the food. He is chopping his fingers.
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:aimsun:
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Not content with having cut all his fingers off, Huxley plays with this remote control car. He does not look at it the entire time.
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It's a good job too, because if he had been looking he would have also seen Shiny kissing Keith up his arm.
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Oh hey haven't had this happen for a while.
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Rye tries to flirt with the only (adult) Sim she doesn't hate by making a tiger noise and gesture. He is more interested in whatever the hell it is he is eating.
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These two brave the incessant fireworks to smurf.
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Rye vs Chyna is a fight I would give every penny I own to see.
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Da na na daaaa! It's superberry!
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It's just not her day today.
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WORLD'S BEST DART PLAYER.
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Underage drinking spotted!
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That is so cold.
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Oh, not content with stealing one of my daughters, now you're working on another one?
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Speaking of things Dan did yesterday, this is still going.
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Welcome to the house, Shiny. :)
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TWO. MINUTES. TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT.
Okay, my Sim is seriously the best ever. Officially. Jew Voodoo.
I honestly don't even know where to begin.
Oh so it's fine for Danielle and I to look identical but your own son has to change hairs? Whatever, d-bag. Whatever. You just want to see more of the blond goodness.
hahaha jew sense
I don't know where to begin with this one xD The Jew Sense? Ranting at them AS THEY ARE DOING IT IN FRONT OF YOU? The finger chopping and later intense eating? Developing my chi with the RC car? Keith choosing to sleep next to sweaty Psy?
hahaha oh yes Ronnie is making use of the Shlup babymaking machine feeding him fresh meat.
This says exactly what i want to say :)Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Haha, this day. xD Kyle and I sleeping while they drown and complain about how tired and hungry they are. scrumpleberry poking herself with a fork. Keith and I randomly having sex after like thirty seconds of meeting. Dan’s huge ass glasses. And basically all Hux’s antics today made me laugh. I love how Keithsim goes for the manliest looking chick ever too. Doesn't surprise me.
RIP, Simomiji. :(
It's clear that Hux was actually eating his finger...
Hey let's have a party for scrumpleberry's 18th. Feel free to suggest themes like a Luau or even a Harry Potter theme. Go hog wild.
However, what I really want to know is who you want to come to the party. Anyone you've seen in the updates is fair game. Obviously the neighbour EoFFers will be at the front of your mind, but dead EoFFers are also welcome! And let's not forget our NPC friends like Kilt Guy, SNM, Cowgirl Whore and of course, that crazy old lady who likes to hit people with her handbag. Feel free to name 8 or so (or only 1 or 2 if you're lazy, I don't care) and whatever seems to be the general consensus I'll run with.
I kind of want another death, but because we really don't know scrumpleberry yet, I have a horrible feeling she'd get dogpiled, so yeah, I might hold off on that for just a bit longer.
Toga Party. And invite that guy I was dreaming about.
I kind of miss Cowgirl Whore. It's nice to feel wanted.
Having Rye go after Hux pretty much affirms she will be the next to go in the house. I mean, everyone hates her, AAAAND, she cheated on Dan so many times.
i think instead of an 18th (sooooo yesterday :greenie:) scrump needs to have an orgy, and hence, all of the promiscuous people (read, whores) should be invited :D including that kilt guy, he loves his men :rolleyes2
Revive the dead just for the party, then kill them off again. I also declare a toga party.
Me and cowgirl whore. I can just sense the tension!
I like the way .:kerrod:. thinks, but alas, if I'm right there's no way for the Sims to have threesomes let alone orgies.
I vote for all EoFF sim neighbours (screw the extras) and for it to be a WWF/E styled Battle Royal event. ...or something similar, since I'm sure that's sadly impossible.
A toga party sounds great, plus all of the EoFFers that you've created so far, dead and alive.
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Eww, dreaming about your daughter?
daughter? or dead ex-lover?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Judging by the face it looks like his daughter.
and it killed me when shiny and noctiluca (I'm starting to warm up to your name) were witnessing the drowning in their sunbeds.
haha, yeah, i think it's his daughter too...Jessweeee the First wasn't as fuggers :lol: but it's still pretty hot...right guys?....guys? :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
It's his daughter.
Toga party. :cool:
I don't know where I can get togas from. They come with University but I do not have that. Little help? :p
*summons scrumpleberry*
I sense a disturbance in the force...
The harassment is spreading! Without University, you can't throw a genuine toga party and have everyone change instantly the moment they get there. There's probably a mod for it somewhere, but I don't know...
I found a sort of glitzy thing pretending to be a toga in a few colours for the ladies, and these dresses which look vaguely ancient and there's a few things in parsimonious for romanish stuff, but there's no togas for guys which don't use the university mesh, apart from the badly made slave toga here which uses a different body mesh as well. And you have to download the whole family. Oh, I just found a bunch of pretty garish outfits, none of which are proper togas. Got some soldiers here as well.
Personally I'd forget the toga party and have a massive garden party, just get a :skull::skull::skull::skull:load of flamingos and put them outside in the garden with party stuff and maybe a pink dancefloor? Flamingo is the way to go imo.
I like scrumpleberry's idea.
Bah to "sit in a garden, like at the wedding and the time we went to the park" and "wear different things but otherwise do normal things". Anything involving competition! Make them have a fighting contest. King of the Ring! That would be workable!
For them to fight they'd have to hate each other, so it would pretty much be Everyone vs Rye.
Whether or not this is a bad thing...
They need a mechanical bull.
Invite everybody round. As they dance and have a great time, you sneakily remove the doors leaving them with no escape! You wait until one of them dies, then release everybody. It would go nicely with the last man standing thing you have going on.
I agree with Towns. I think you should have a party in the park and invite all of the random sims that hate some of our sims and then have a survivor series style elimination gang war where the winner is the team of sims that has someone left on their team who hasn't cried yet. Seriously, get like, SNM, that Kilt failure, the keith stalker who hates Paul, the old bag woman and all of the other aggro ones and us and just have a huge dustup.
oh yeah DD is on the right track. A murder mystery thing would be awesome. the theme could be Clue! Shluppers can be mrs Peacock, as she most likely has a cock with peas in it anyway.
and of course, you'll have to kill someone. Ain't a classy wedding without murder. Doesn't have to be a resident either, could just be silly old cowgirl whore.
Hahahaha, I love how MILF just kicks over the flamingo xDD
Sorry if you all get excited by me being the last poster and think there's an update. Won't be one 'til tomorrow. Basically we're going for a historical-wrestling combo party and it took me a long time to dress them all up (hell I cba with the guests) and then make the fighting cage piece by piece. SO SORRY.
But predict who will win the stable match:
Psychotic, DK, Rye & Shiny
vs:
Brandon McKilt, SNM, Keith's Stalker Who Hates Me, and Jason Ng. (Jason Ng is the guy Keith dreamed about last night. If you go check out the Field Trip - remember there's an index in the first post! - you can see he hates Rye)
Wow, that's a toughie D:
You spent all day dressing your dollies. xD
Makes them feel like Barbie Dolls :|
before i vote, i'd like to find something out; do the Sims get better at fighting the more they do it? :p if so, all bets on Psychotic and Rye! :tongue:
Am I still in my Gothic costume?
Can I wear a swimsuit?
I'd say we should also have a bra & panties match, but the sims prefer to be undressed more often than not anyway.
before each match, the ring should be set on fire...the first person to knock the other person out can scamper to safety, while the loser (assumed to be unconscious) burns in the most horrific way possible :)
What are all of the different ways the Sims can die?
This please. :monster:Quote:
Stare at the sky and die.
Have your sim go out and "Watch clouds" for a while and a satellite might just drop on its head.
Day 15: EoFF Survivor Series
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Girl, you'll be a woman soooooooooon.
She chose all hair and make up and clothes I am not responsible for this wreck of a sim. Apart from my sperm and neglect I suppose.
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Upon becoming an adult, you find your parents kissing to be cute rather than gross.
Also yes everyone has new main outfits now. I figured since I was getting them new party outfits may as well get new regular ones at the same time.
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They always make this Levian face after smurfing in the Photo Booth. It's fantastic.
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New shirt, same old Huxley.
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"You stink...but that only makes me like you more!"
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Shiny presents Shiny the bear to Dan. He would rather read The Holy Bible. "See I got this passage memorised. Ezekiel 25:17..."
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See? This is what I was saying in the last update. Use bear, get action. There is just something about seeing someone with a bear that turns my Sims on.
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Dan wants to sleep on the couch. Keith notices this and decides to play on the Xbox. At full volume.
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The rate at which this house goes through fish...!
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Dan joins Keith in playing in the Xbox, and somehow manages to win even though the TV has been changed to show the news.
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True love is thinking of them while you take a hearty :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
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Rye is taking full advantage of scrumpleberry's newfound legality.
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"When I grow up, I wanna be a train!"
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...why is she naked? This has never happened before. :|
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scrumpleberry agrees with me!
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Tennis? Lesbians confirmed!
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THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, ASSHOLE.
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Rye has evidently beaten Dan to the punch with this one. 1-1 in the Shlup baby stakes, with Jessweee and Bunny left to play for.
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Keith seems to be enjoying his role as the new Huxley. The second Psychotic's plate is empty, he snatches it from him.
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"I'd make a good husband, wouldn't I?"
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I have no idea why everybody has suddenly started doing this to him today.
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This is not a conversation I would like to know the details of.
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Shiny gets 8 hearts. Keith gets 1 heart. :(
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Hahaha I wonder what she saw.
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Wow he is even better than Huxley at darts. Stick to the bowling!
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Oh, I guess that's what she saw!
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"I HATE YOU YOU BITCH DON'T SPY ON ME!" (god I want to bone her so badly)
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"smurf YOU I'LL WATCH WHATEVER I WANT TO WATCH!" (oh just take me now!)
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!
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!!!
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Hahahahahaha.
They absolutely hate each other and are at -100.
However, they also have maximum chemistry at three lightning bolts. By way of comparison, Keith & Shiny and Psychotic & Lekana have two lightning bolts, and all the other Sim couples (eg Psy/Shlup, Rye/Dan etc. etc.) have one lightning bolt.
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He then leaves without so much as a word to his other love.
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Still lezzin' it up.
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"You and Paul are such a great couple, you'll be together until you're old and grey!"
"...:crying2:"
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Who is this man. Why is he in my house and watching my TV?
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Party time! It's time for TUDOR KING OF THE RING!
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The two outfits you want to see the most.
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Here's our guests, from L to R:
- Jason Ng (Keith's dream + see day 7)
- Marshall banana and Mogi (Neither of them have left their houses yet except briefly at Shlup's abortion so I felt sorry for them)
- Bunny! Back from the dead! The game told me he had died at another lot and he faded away right away. :(
- SNM
- Angry old woman
- Keith's Stalker
- Cowgirl Whore
- Kilt Guy
- Psychotic (:D)
- Lekana, who I actually did revive because I wrongly killed her. Run free, little girl!
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I think they had sex. Hahahah even his swimsuit is pink.
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SNM finally realises that Rye was just using him.
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Maybe it is the hair that makes them creepy starers.
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Some smurfer keeps knocking over my flamingo. Cowgirl Whore is always on hand to bend over and pick it up though. :rolleyes2
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Hahahaha.
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Rye cries for no reason.
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Shiny joins her.
This is not good. I need them in top form for the match tonight.
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Psychotic gets revenge on Shlup with Cowgirl Whore.
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Monda becomes her latest victim.
AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, IT IS TIME FOR THE EoFF: SURVIVOR SERIES CAGE MATCH.
The rules: There are two teams of four. One by one, participants from each team shall enter the cage. If that Sim either loses a fight or is made to cry, that Sim is eliminated and a team mate will replace them. The team which eliminates all of its opponents first is declared the winner!
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INTRODUCING FIRST: THE CHALLENGERS.
Hailing from Scotland, weighing in at 110 pounds, he is the Rowdy Roddy Piper, the Kilted Sodomist, BRANNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOON LILLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARD.
He is joined by the Dreaded Nose, The Plaid Shorts Nightmare, Sinister Nose Man, BENNNNNNJAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
The Man in the Shop, the Man of Keith's Dreams, all the way from Ethnically Confused City, Missouri, JAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOON NG!
And finally, from the park, we have The Woman That Hates Psychotic, Keith's Stalker, and daughter of the legendary Hollywood Hulk, ANDDREAAAAA HOGAN!
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And the home team, with their manager Monda, Marshall "The loli dolly" banana, the Tudor Terrors, we have:
From New *snip*, weighing in at over 300 pounds, the Ninth Wonder of the World, CHYYYYYYYYNYYYYYY!
She is joined by The Chocolate Terror, hailing from Wolverhampton, Mongolia, he is the lean mean Cole Train machine, Big Mara Ippo, ROOOOOOOOOONNIEEEEEEEEEEEE COLEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAN!
Joining them from Upper Barkinghamlowermiddleshire, England, we have the Ferocious Woman Beater, the Child Neglecting Walrus of Hate, he is PSYYYYYYYYYYCHOOOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIIC!
And finally, from Little Italy, New Yoik, we have the Nosepass of Terror, the Jewish Priestess, the Italian Hoodlum, please give it up for RYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
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"Welcome to ringside, with me, Amanda "The Queen" Lawler, and Huxley "HVH" Ross. Our first match up is Rye vs Jason Ng and it promises to be a scorcher!"
"That's right, Queen! She'll suplex him until the cows come home!"
"What."
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Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow.
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Fighting has actually broken out outside of the ring! Brandon Kiltface attacks Shiny!
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Luckily team-mate DK is there to step in!
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"BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! RAH HAS JUMPED ONTO JASON NG!"
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A crowd has gathered to watch!
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"Bah gawd, Queen, she stomped a mudhole in him!"
"Why are you talking like that?"
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The birthday girl seems horrified that this brutal contest is being held in her name.
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THE BATHROOM IS NOT THE SOCIAL AREA FOR smurf'S SAKE YOU BASTARD SIMS.
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Rye vs Andrea Hogan is the next match on the card.
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"She'll hope to do this one by the book! Can she keep up her momentum?"
"It's sure possible. Andrea Hogan is, however, a tried and tested fighter. This could be a close match up!"
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Jessweeee's ghost shows up to haunt the house. This is kind of pointless because everybody is out in the garden.
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, QUEEN, THAT WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
"Yes, Rye has emerged victorious!"
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"Next up, Brandon Lillard takes to the cage".
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"This hated figure will need some fancy footwork to win, Queen."
"I think people hate him because they are jealous of him, HVH. He is a supremely intense competitor and I have a lot of respect for him."
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Rye opens with the infamous "I hate fish driver".
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"I wish the Undertaker was here."
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"BAH GAWD! Brandon Lillard has defeated Rye!"
"Yeah, she was tired after taking down two opponents. Still, a decent display from the Brooklyn Brawler."
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"DK is in the arena! Business is picking up!"
"But he seems to be more concerned with...dancing...than fighting..."
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"Could he be trying to channel the spirit of Rikishi?"
"Could you be trying to make references that only three of our readers will get?"
While he dances, let's see what's going on outside.
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It seems everybody is dancing to MC Jewface's beat. Keith dances with Shiny and Psychotic dances with Lekana.
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Sinister Nose Man and Cowgirl Whore have sex in our hot tub! :|
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This seems to thrill Mogi.
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"WHAT? WHAT? BAH GAWD, QUEEN, DK HAS BEEN DEFEATED!"
"This is a black day for wrestling. This is worse than the Montreal Screwjob."
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"In goes Shiny, in her biki-"
"PUPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEES! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Jessweeeee appears aggrieved that SNM escaped the fire which killed her.
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"BRANDON LILLARD IS CLEANING HOUSE! HE'S GOING THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE!"
seriously at this point I wanted to die myself. I am embarassed my Sims got whupped by this asshole.
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"The last ray of hope for the EoFF team enters. If Psychotic goes down, it's over!"
"He offers his hand to Brandon Lillard and..."
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"WHAT? SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
That was all he did and Brandon started crying. idk what the smurf. I guess the negative social interactions with the other three caused it?
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He then does a spooty little jig to celebrate.
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And so we come to it at last. Psychotic vs SNM. Evil vs Evil. Faggot in a good way vs faggot in a bad way.
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I was honestly nervous at this point. It'd be embarassing for me if my Sims lost to this crew of failures.
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"Now, I've heard rumours that SNM has only one testicle."
"I am able to confirm those rumours. They are absolutely true."
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Thank smurf.
Team EoFF is victorious! What a great day for Sports Entertainment!
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These two get jiggy in the pool. Despite Shiny's head-dress thing getting wet...
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...and despite having a spectator.
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As soon as I release him from the cage, Dan starts on SNM.
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And beats the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of him.
It's as if he's saying "Yeah, I jobbed to Brandon. But I can beat you if I want." I was very disappointed in his performance but this beating goes a way towards redeeming himself.
And now time for your daily glitch.
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That's right. We now have 9 Sims in our family.
This is impossible.
I don't even know of any hacks to add additional Sims to the family. What has happened here has defied all laws of the game. Since I resurrected her, Lekana has joined the EoFF Family.
So the question is-
Do I kill her to try to stop any potential screw ups down the line? Do I try to push even more Sims into the house by exploiting this glitch? Or do I just see it as a lucky one-off and leave well alone?
Revive more sims! (Like me!)
Excellent pay-per-view event. :monster:
There are mods around which allow over 8 family members. I don't know how reliable they are. And I've never even heard of it happening without them :p
Mod the Sims 2 - Larger Households -- up to 50 family members *UPD 04oct2008*
Also wth are these amatuers trying with this staring stuff. Clearly they don't have it.
You should try and put more people in. (Like me.)
Why was I not invited to my Sister's party? I feel unloved by my family.
I think you should start votes for the next elimination. There hasn't been one for a while and you need to get rid of one of 'em!
I could put more people in, but I've already been pushing this game pretty hard with all the hax. I'm not sure if I want it to crash and to then lose everything.
DD: smurf YES MOOMINS
anyway yeah I was gonna have one after the next update so look out for it.
The Moomins are amazing. :love:
As fun as this is, it can't keep going forever. If there's gonna be any last sim standing jibba-jabba you're gonna have to get cracking soon. You have more family members than you started with! xD Well, those are my two cents anyway.
I would also like to chime in and remind everybody that my Sim is the true winner, no matter what happens.
I agree with you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
We've been side-tracked for all too long.
Agreed. Let's see some blood spill! (or burn or electrocute, or drown...)
:bigsmile:
That was the best birthday ever! The only thing that could make it better would be death.
Ahahaha, the one least expected to kick ass does. I love it. Also, exploit the glitch if you can by putting Kyle in the house. His bipolar sim amuses me.
I don't have any more ghosty pals now that Bunny's gone :(
You have 2 versions of yourself! Be chuffed!
I assure you Bunny's ghost is alive and kickin'. Well. Dead and kickin'. But he showed up in all his purple glory.
Incidentally, you have two new ghostly pals ;)
Yaaaaaaaay :D!
Keith's sim is such a freak, I love him. The stuff he does is so unexpected. Much fun. Huxley is pretty darn fruity too.
WOOO I'm a glitch!
That was my favorite episode yet!
"Cheat on me, will you?! Well this is what i think of you! HHHHNGNGGGGHHH!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Silly costumes are badass.
Kill more people!
Day 16: Welcome to Alcatraz
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The defeated Sinister Nose Man attempts to leave the house, where he sees a naked Rye in the hot tub. Yeah yeah mate you aint foolin' me, you want her.
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However, he and his losing team-mates are not going anywhere. This is what I affectionately refer to as Alcatraz. I went to the real one earlier this month so I based the cell design from there. My Alcatraz has nicer toilets though so I counterbalanced this with having no roof. :monster:
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An endless stream of Sims passes to and fro between the house and Alcatraz to disapprove of my design choices, getting shocked by Rye's body every time.
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Someone finally used the photobooth for something other than sex! Actually he was just sitting in there on his own doing nothing for a couple of hours (I shudder to think) so I made him get some photos done.
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BURN THEM! OH MY GOD!
The following four screenshots were taken at the same time with the game paused:
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and the piece de resistance:
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I don't know what the smurf came over the house but damn.
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These two discuss peak oil prices. In bed.
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Is it wrong that watching people I have imprisoned go to the toilet arouses me?
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Hahaha damn that is one pissed off ghost.
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Is it me or does she look pregnant?
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Macho, macho man. Nice bulging biceps you got there, Quackers.
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"Yo ladies you wanna see me in da sack. I'm MAGIC, baby!"
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Another fish bites the dust.
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Hey look who it is, it's our old friend from Day 7!
Oh wait I never included him in the update out of hatred for all of you. Keith met a vampire at the bowling alley. I called him up and asked him around.
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Well the vamp would think the vampire is sexy.
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This was supposed to be a screenshot of Shiny hugging the vampire and I was going to say "Uh...Shiny...he's a vampire. Are you sure that's wise...? :erm:" but for some reason it didn't get saved. So here's Keith!
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THE TRAP IS SPRUNG. Enjoy melting in the sunlight, smurfer!
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...the bastard teleported. Also I don't think I've made a single object that the Sims haven't gagged about.
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I think they're making fun of him for getting his ass kicked. :(
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He receives comfort from an unlikely source.
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Oh a wise guy, huh?
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The people want death, I will give them death. Vampire guy is hacked in.
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"The Titanic? Boy, I was on the Titanic". I dispatch Keith to pin the vampire down while the good ol' Sun works its magic.
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Where are your precious teleportation hax now, Count Meltula? :cool:
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mmmmmmm yes that feels sooooo goooood
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Keith feels guilty for his role in Count Juan's death.
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ShlupQuack is all business. "Bastard vampires melting in my garden leaving their stupid ashes behind....grumble..." (Yes, she actually said "grumble")
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My daughter likes to visit federal prisons dressed like this. What does your daughter like to do?
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oh ho ho ho ho ho!
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Oh god please let it be for real this time!
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Yes! Yes! smurf you! You are not getting away this time!
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Dan finds it smurfing hilarious that SNM has died.
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Gravestone. Proof. You. Are. smurfing. Dead. Don't come back. smurf you.
If you want to know why he died and the others didn't, he's been at our house all night. The others left after getting their asses kicked so I haxed them back in. ;)
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ShlupQuack approves of her daughter's outfit. Great job, mom!
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:shobon:
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There is a bowl of something on the kitchen floor. I don't know what it is but it scares me.
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My confused youngest child walks past!
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Nobody knows how to put on clothes? Business as usual.
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Romance in the bathroom? Business as usual.
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ET Phones Home.
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Keith makes a bowl of god only knows what. Considering the thought bubble above his head, I am going to take a stab in the dark and say that it's baby guts.
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The bowl of baby guts is somehow able to reproduce asexually and produce lots of little bowls of baby guts.
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I decide it's perfect food for our three prisoners.
They've all been good so they can eat. But if they misbehave they will have their food priviledges taken away.
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Romance of the Century is back on!
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Lekana and Shlup finally kick off. I expect a fight.
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Instead, Lekana walks off to participate in Keith's favourite sporting event, Swimsuit Bowling.
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Speaking of swimsuits, Crazy Old Uncle Mulley has popped round to say hi.
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Apparently he is a fan of Keith's invention too.
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"Why are we the only people around here who know how to put on some freakin' clothes?"
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On the one hand, there is a hot, practically naked girl playing an Xbox 360.
On the other hand, it's my daughter.
Wait, what's that on the floor next to Keith?
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Hahaha. Go figure.
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Hahaha. Go figure.
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Flying Mullet has gone to pay a visit to our cons. Jason Ng is complaining that he cannot get out of the chair he is sitting in, because the chair he is sitting in is in the way. He has just lost his food priviledges.
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She just doesn't stop.
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Oh great. Apparently they are in love now. This will last longer than PsyxRye because Shlup is asleep.
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What is it about old people and bathrooms?
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The new Cowgirl Whore.
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I shudder to think what the outcome of this little situation will be.
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"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! WOO!"
the body position just sells it for me.
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Well this is interesting. You see when two people who aren't boning sleep together, they sleep like this:
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...
wait a second
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The axeman is back!
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Look, I kissed you once at a party to get back at my cheating wife. I do not want to go smurfing shopping with you just because your regular boyfriend died in the prison I constructed for him.
Sheesh. :roll2
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Mullet and scrumpleberry are getting on really well!
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In fact, the only guy Mullet really gets on with is Dan, which is hardly surprising, what with Dan's love of old people and wearing no clothes.
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Oh look at the wobbling. :drool:
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Sleeping on the floor and stinking despite having a bed and a sink? You just lost your food priviledges.
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What is going on here why is he wearing that what is he doing oh god has the ritual begun?
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I hope he doesn't come out of that trance any time soon. Nothing good will come of it.
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She is just as thrilled that he is dead as I am.
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Bunny!
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Those bubbles are not from the jacuzzi. :barf:
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:roll2
Food priviledges taken away from you, too.
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I love that even though ghosts can pass through walls, fences totally perplex them. Bunny is complaining to me that the fence is in the way. Hmm yes I think I will move it so that you can kill more of my Sims! Jackass.
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I think it's burned, Jess.
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Despite there being plenty of her jelly to go around, she'd rather eat the charred remains of whatever the smurf that was supposed to be.
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Still goin'.
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At midnight I leave you with a curious love pentangle. Pentagon. I don't know.
Huxley discovers yogic relaxation! Alcatraz ftw.
(people must be wondering by now, yes I did design my sim to be a sort of awesome/retarded badly colour coordinated whore. But she looks so sweet and nice, it kind of screws it up)
Nice. Old man Mullet is legendary. xD
IT'S DAT THYME, BOISE (Idaho)
Who?
Psychotic
Rye
I'm my own MILF
I Took The Red Pill
DK
ShlupQuack
scrumpleberry
Shiny
Lekana
How?
Fire
Electrocution
Drowning
Starvation
Fright
Flies
Satellite
Illness
Old Age
Sunlight
Thanks for the cameo! :)
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It looks like the vampire in the bubble is flashing gang signs. And I wonder in which Olympics the vampire won a gold medal.
After all of the excitement about who to put in the house, Shiny and Lekana aren't doing much now. I vote for Shiny by Satellite.
ShlupQuack is boring now that she's filled her purpose and popped out some babies. Death by old age would be appropriate.
I'm gonna go for Lekana by illness. Sorry!
Hmmm, I think I want to give Shiny more of a chance. Lekana by old age. (In minimal possible aspiration at aging up, preferably!)
Shiny by satellite!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Wow. I should have been working last night but I ended up reading all of the way through this thread and getting completely hooked! Fantastic work there!
I think Shiny, she's not doing much and Lek's little loving anything that walks by, is quite entertaining.
So shiny it is. And by... satellite :P
When will Rye visit my house, so we can have playtime?
Notiluca should so move in the house. Lekana by starvation. It's only fitting.
haha, seems logical :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
however, i'm going to vote for shiny by electrocution :) i want to see the charred remains before the Grim Reaper pays a visit...though illness, old age and satellite are all acceptable too :tongue:
i also vote that you make on of the Sims a vampire (so then they can die in the sunlight later on, if they are voted as the next to die), i don't care who, but it would be sweet to have one in the house :cookie:
Lekana dies by flies.
I do not look much happy with my dear hubby in that last pic.
For trying to steal my man, I would love to shoot Lekana in the face. Nothing personal, of course. Just jealous rage.
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Why so serious?
Shiny, by fright.
I want whoever dies to get stuck with the Grilled Cheese aspiration during their last day :|
Shiny and Lekana are too new to go, but since it seems that it's inevitable that one of them is going (judging by the votes) I'll go for Shiny, I suppose, since Lekana looks more likely to start up some messed up crap with the married couple.
i think people are only voting for the new people because they've become too attached to the original 7 :p that's what i did, sorry Shiny (for voting for you), but i just don't want any of the others to leave the house :tongue:
I think most of the original 7 have pretty much done all that they're going to do.
yeah, that's true, and they're going to have to die eventually anyway...but i'm staying with my original vote, sorry Shiny :(
I just want to shoot Lekana in the face. If I were going to vote honestly I'd go with MILF; he would make an interesting ghost.
I vote MILF, because having a ghost stare at you creepily is far more entertaining.
LOVE YOU TOO SHLUPY!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
This is pretty close. Now I think about it, I don’t want Lekana or Shiny to die! Woe is me.
well i'm actually half-tempted to change my vote to MILF because, as mentioned, he would an awesome (albeit, creepy) ghost :) if Psychotic decides that Lekana and Shiny are too new to be killed, then i'll switch my vote to MILF, but seeing as he's already done up the voting sheet and both Lekana and Shiny are on it, i doubt that will happen
I'd change my vote to MILF to avoid the new chicks going out. Give 'em time. Then kill 'em off. 8-)
Oh, I see how it is, I start up trouble and I get killed off, the prettier girls fight and it's WOO VIOLENCE IS FUN ;_;! Well that's just fine because being a ghost is more fun anyway :tongue:
Okay I think the majority still want Shiny by satellite so that's what we'll have.
satellites are boring :( we've already seen a few of them (including our friend Sarah Jessica Parker :p) but ah well, it'll still be cool
Sims really should be able to commit murder.
And suicide :radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
There's a mod where you can put a hit out on someone and a mobster will show up and shoot them.
OH USE THAT!
O:
Do Want.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Zoot suit and tommy gun?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Day 17: Two loced out Sims goin' crayzay. If by goin' crayzay you mean die. And I do.
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The day starts with this little debacle still going on. Apparently Lekana is trying to pick Psychotic up using toy airplanes.
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The attention whore is back...and has an audience this time!
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Keith wanders off, but Dan is rewarded for watching.
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ShlupQuack 1 Lekana 0
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These two are still at it.
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Lekana is apparently insane because she is doing the washing up in the bathroom. Great. Another nut. That is just what this house needed.
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Finally, someone disapproves of Psychotic!
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On the subject of bad smells, Dan turns around and farts onto a plate.
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Lekana immediately rushes in to give it a good sniff.
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Uh, Keith? I don't think it's such a good idea to shove your head into an electrical appliance that is spitting sparks!
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Jesus christ Exorcist Moment #2. Look at her eyes. Still, Shlup 2 Lekana 0.
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With all the sobbing and yelling that comes from Alcatraz, I am pretty sure it sounds just like the real thing did.
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Whoa Keith what happened bro!
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Apparently it's made him all the more attractive though.
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Dan makes a move on scrumpleberry and she rejects him. I know why.
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She is an honest-to-god lesbian! I was only joking about it when she was a baby but she is seriously attracted to girls.
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I think Lekana's only using her to get back at someone, though.
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One of his finest yet.
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Oh hey yeah I forgot about you. Well you'll be needing one of those in a minute, love.
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My, what a lovely day to be out watching clouds!
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"Will you lot shut up for just a minute? I'm trying to make a phone call here. Sorry about that, Satan. What were you saying? The Goebbels can't make bridge tomorrow night? Oh, that's a shame."
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Still, at least I have a nice new centerpiece for the lounge. :monster:
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A certain Scotsman finds it to be hilarious that Shiny dies.
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I wonder how hilarious he would find it if he got two new cell mates.
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Not very.
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The House Guado does not seem too bothered by his flame's untimely demise.
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And now time for some good ol'-fashioned electrical burn sex.
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Lekana: Pure class.
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"Stay away from my daughter you freak!"
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I wonder if it's a fire hazard to have a smouldering satellite just sitting there. Oh well, only one way to find out. :monster:
Also, Dan begins work on a new painting.
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I hope it's not another green woman. I have quite the collection of them already.
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Lekana rushes off to do whatever it is that girls do in the bathroom after sex, and this gives me an opportunity to explain the most frustrating thing about Alcatraz.
These Sims, these stupid bastard Sims, all insist on trying to use the toilets in the cells until I tell them to go to the proper bathroom. smurf the lot of you I can't wait until you die.
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I think I found out why all the fish keep dying.
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Shlup writes in her diary. About gnomes.
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"NO, YOU WHORE! :irked:"
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Oh ho ho, look out.
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She climbs into bed and snuggles him, and the minute her arms go around him, he goes bolt awake and bounds out of bed. Haha.
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I...I think she beat him! He has never been beaten!
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He sits there, staring blankly, for a long time. This is not going to end well.
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Dan finished his painting. It's...er...lovely? Mind you, he sold it for $446 so someone out there must have thought so.
What did he spend that 400 bucks on? Well!
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It's that time again.
FIRSTLY, I invite you to click this link to get you in the mood.
The following three screenshots and the music should explain to you what is going on here.
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This guy with a striking mullet was on the dj decks first, but I had Dan throw him off. :D
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Look who else is at the part. Apparently the love part of the love-hate relationship is in effect today.
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I don't know either.
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The les tries to make another move!
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Dan's country club cousin shows up with a green box. His name was something like Joe Cho. Hahaha.
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ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 1.
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No that is not who you should be going to to be comforted!
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Well now you've done it.
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The pimp slap of the Gods. Seriously, look at that thing. If Zeus or Thor ever had to pimp slap a bitch, it would look something like this.
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Noctiluca doesn't escape his wrath either.
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The daughter is not too pleased with mummy dearest acting like a dirty slut.
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And then Psychotic gets revenge by macking Lekana. Shlup storms in all "How DARE you cheat on me!" ShlupQuack 2 Lekana 2.
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In the middle of all of this. At least Rye has finally found happiness.
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I spoke too soon.
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She has now caught all four men of the house cheating on her.
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Lekana, pleased with herself, then takes full advantage by attempting to rape Psychotic. In front of his daughter. Who has a crush on her. Yeah, she hates them both now.
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I think the marriage is over.
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It devastates poor scrumpleberry.
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So much so that she hits on the first woman she sees. This shining example of humanity, decked out in her pajamas.
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Does he look like a man who just got divorced to you?
Time to go home. Shlup wasn't there. She had left the family! So I had to add her back in again. Just to increase the tension ;)
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I Don't Need A Name comes round. Keith is none too impressed with his bowling.
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I am pretty sure Lekana just made a pass at Jess here.
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Well this sure is an uncomfortable situation.
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At least these two seem to be making up.
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Huxley performs the most awkward dance ever.
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Speaking of awkward dances.
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Their friendship grows over a shared love of make up.
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Allllllllll byyyyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeeelf~
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I swear her and Bunny have drawn up a rota. They always show up on alternating nights.
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Hands up if you're a third wheel!
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Psychotic and Lekana have developed an interesting glitch.
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Their faces are permanently stuck in a "WTF?" expression.
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Keith pushes the boundaries of his new friendship a wee bit too far.
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Photobooth WTF Sex. Lekana 3 ShlupQuack 2.
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"I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR BEATING ME AT CHESS AND ALSO FOR VOMITTING ON ME WHEN YOU WERE A BABY I WISH I'D EATEN YOU WHEN I HAD A CHANCE!"
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The ghost of that vampire we killed yesterday makes a mighty fine prison guard. Ha. A vampire ghost. Overkill, much?
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...oh. At least in Heaven she can stalk Keith more effectively.
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With Alcatraz now unsafe because of the risk of being frightened to death, I release all of its prisoners.
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Oh hey remember when I said I released all of Alcatraz's prisoners? I lied.
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Midnight - a group of Sims take the Alcatraz tour. A tour I recommend to all visitors to San Fransisco, it is fascinating. :greenie:
I told you to let me shoot Lekana in the face when I had the chance. If you had I wouldn't've had to seek comfort in Noctiluca!
The Alcatraz hyjinks eased my pain at least.
Oh hey good idea Shlup.
Vote: Who should shoot who in the face?
ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face.
Lekana shoots ShlupQuack in the face.
Make your choice!
Shlup needs to shoot Lekana in the face, because that WTF face being stuck there is just harsh. Mercy kill imho.
also, the barbeque killed me
ShlupQuack was there first.
Hehehe, the sim's facial expressions kill me...Oh.
ShlupQuack shoots Lekana in the face. That's for stealing her man, bish.
On one hand, I want Shlup to shoot Lekana, because Shlup was there first and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore...On the other hand, I want Lekana to shoot Shlup because Shlup has been in the house for a long time already and Lekana is a dirty bisexual whore. :jokey:
RIP :( But at least that death was funny.
Shlup, Twilight is kinda lame but Pattinson has a hot body. Let's have some fight-sex about it.
I wonder if my Sim would take his hat off during sex or not.
Like we need an excuse to have fight-sex. Apparently.
Lekana shoots Shlup.
That's a tough one Psy.
SimHux: You need to get your head back in the game son! You've been displaying emotions and not staring at people blankly for ages now. It's not what you're made for.
I'll toss a coin: Heads Lekana shoots Shlup, tails Shlup shoots Lekana.
Tails!
HAHAHAHAHA
Shlup shoots Lekana in the fact( Sorry Leky :p)
i'm serioulsy way way too wasted to appreciate ethis update. i'll make a proper comment on it when i wake the smurf up. but i'm sober enough to know that my sim full on wants to shag lekana so lekana > shlup and yeah count that as my vote i guess
Lekana shoots Shlup.
Lekana shoots Shlup. I think Lekana has something good going on with all the drama, and it would be the perfect way to finish Shlup off.
I think I'd prefer Shlup to go from old age; she's the mother in the house (which makes her seem older) and she needs to die so that her saucey, young children get whore it up around the house :)
So I'll vote for Shlup shooting Lekana, but then I'll vote for Shlup to die next and from old age D:
Don't kill my momma >:( Lekana to be shot!
Shlup to be shot if it has to be one of them. What I don't get is why you want to have the most entertaining people killed off while the others are doing smurf all. Preferrably, MILF, Rye and Keith will go before either Shlup or Lekana. Rye and MILF are one dimensional characters, Lekana and Shlup are not.
How about this: Shlup goes to shoot Lekana, misses, shoots Rye - thus making all the people who got laid by Rye to dislike Shlup. More entertainment! I was going to do this with MILF but MILF probably hasn't got laid much lately that I can recall.
Has MILF been laid at all?
I think he's been with Keith and Rye (but, in the latter case, who hasn't?).
I dunno, do you really think Shlup is one of the most entertaining? I try not to state my opinion on Sims too much because people usually run with it as the gospel truth (see: Jessweee by fire) but her Sim is one of the most boring to me. Especially now that the ticking divorce time bomb has gone off. The Lunar thing was pretty funny though!
MILF has had sex with Rye. I don't know if he's had sex with Keith, but if I had to place a bet, I'd say no.
Wasn't there some gay lovin' at some point? Dammit, now I have to go through craploads of pictures. :(
EDIT: Shlup is entertaining if only because of the fact that she's involved with the love triangle/square/pentagon/dodecahedron/whatever. MILF and Rye are just there for the obligatory staring shots and slut-in-action shots.
I think you should take them on an outing and try and make MILF score with a woman. If he fails then he is my next kill vote.
Also, it's only natural for the bloke to think his wife (or ex-wife, as things have turned out) may be boring. :p
I think she's boring because whenever I go to check up on her she's either reading or scrubbing the kitchen counters. That or bothering Psychotic with sex or something, but that's not going to happen anymore. These Sims are very weird. They are so OCD about the kitchen counters but the showers look like, as Mullet called them, a sewer.
Speaking of boring, Liverpool v Chelsea my god. I don't know why I expected anything different though!
You're right, it is a very boring match. =[
Seriously. I've just ignored it unless thee's a big yellin' going on from the crowd at the moment.
By the way, I forgot all about this. Who was it?
Shlup. She likes you. She thinks you're hot.
...great now you're going to campaign for her to stay even more!
It wasn't scrumpleberry was it? It looks like her room.
EDIT: Oh, never mind.
Haha, it's amusing because if they were in their underwear they'd both be keen on me and I'd not be able to tell the difference!
EDIT: But I'm never around so my voting remains the same - Preferrably MILF/Rye, but if it has to be Shlup or Lekana, then Shlup can go.
I'm pretty sure it's 7-5 to Shlup as far as votes are going. I'm going to vote for her too to make it 7-6.
KC Shoots Shlup
looks like its 7-7 ;)
oh god, please dont let Keith come onto me anymore xD
In case of a draw, we should lose MILF instead. He'll make a good ghost.
He'd probably like that being a knowledge sim anyway o:
scrumpleberry should shoot MILF as revenge for the creepiness.
Naw, I don't wanna shoot him! He was the only person to pay attention to me as a baba!
He is not dying today unless it accidentally happens 'cause of a ghost or something.
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halla ah am psychotic und thas as how ah walk: wath parpase
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ah am a pratty kawl dawd
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but halla whats that an the harazin
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ah mast anvastigate
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thas as cuarias it lurks pratty kawl
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at naght it gaves ya caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake what fan
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Wait! Oh -oh no, what a tragedy! Our beloved hero goes down the gullet with nothing more than a burp to remember him by!
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(p.s. it happened really freaking fast I honestly wanted to get you going down but I wasn't quick enough and I couldn't be bothered to do it again >: ( )
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There he lies! A brave man! Willing to risk all for cake!
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Someone must have orchestrated this act! But who? Who could wish for such a terrible thing?
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Wait! Who is that mysterious, shadowy, intimidating (highly alluring) figure?
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It-it looks like...
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...a multicoloured cat?
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BONUS: psy crying next to a puddle of his own wee after being slapped by the girl I put him in with to stop the game ending.
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I swear I only left them alone for enough hours to make the plant hungry. I INTENDED for them to make friends. And within a few hours they were worst enemies 4eva. I think they fought properly twice, she won once and he won the other time. She ran over and started cheering after he died, it was beautiful. (She loves me, we're great pals.)
Think you can one-up me? Post your own EoFFsims scenario!
I mean it's bad enough giving me blonde hair, but SNM's plaid shorts? Oh scrumpleberry, what did I ever do to you?
I welcome more Sims scenarios from other people though. I don't hold the monopoly. Not until I get the waterworks, anyway...! :mwahaha:
Hahahah I can so see this happening in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Lek shooting Shlup.
Honey you're done being a baby factory. :aimkiss:
Right on time, too, because I wanted to play now!
*recounts*
If you count my vote it's 8-8.
EDIT: ARGH THE SUSPENSE! JUST SHOOT ME ALREADY!
I will haunt your asses so hard.
:bounce:
GO TEAM GHOST!
Day 18: Don't fear the Reaper because the truth is out there
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The day starts with Keith hitting on Lekana, but her true love is pretty obvious.
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Told you so.
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Apparently he now has to pay for hot tub sex. Such is the price of cheating, something Rye would never do.
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Andy comes over to leave us a kettle? :confused:
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He then drops down a barbecue grill and then leaves, all with a vase glued to his back.
I know I say "I don't know what the smurf" a lot when it comes to this thing, but really, I don't know what the smurf.
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"PLEASE TELL ME PAUL'S FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION". Tactful conversation.
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What's all this?
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That's not what I think it is, is it?
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...Keith?
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Keith!
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KEITH! :(
What have you done with him bring him back he's gone what do I do. :whimper:
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Dan and scrumpleberry feel the same way. Oh hey speaking of scrumpleberry.
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HERE'S YOUR smurfING PURPLE EYES. HAPPY NOW?
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I don't think you should be doing that. I mean, you're probably going to ge-
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Yeah see there you go.
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It's a pretty impressive Jack Skellington impression though.
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scrumpleberry seems to find a man having thousands of volts coursing through his body to be hilarious.
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The newest member of the Guado Club. And what do you know, the freak enjoyed it.
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scrumpleberry doesn't think it's quite so funny when the house begins to stink of burning flesh.
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Still goin'. Wonder where he got that newspaper from.
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It's still Awkward Night in the kitchen.
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I hire this Lekana-hating old gentleman to fix all of the electrical appliances because I don't want these idiots killing themselves.
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Jessweeee does not approve of my choice. Yeah well smurf you, lady, you're dead!
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Now there's something you don't see every day.
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Wait a minute...Keith? You've dumped his body into our roof?!
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Maybe not.
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If you were a mime and you wanted to act out the insertion of an anal probe, what position would you take?
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Oh my god what have you done to his beautiful face you sick bastards!
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It's all too much for Rye who collapses and falls asleep. On the street. In the middle of the night. In her underwear. Let's take bets on how long it takes for her to get raped or sold into slavery!
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In other curbside action - somehow Dan and Shlup ARE IN LOVE. Look at the little hearts floating. Don't know how that happened. The second they did fall in love, Lekana attacked Shlup.
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Poor Keith. Will ever be the same again? :cry:
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:greenie:
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Rye then gets up, walks inside, and falls asleep, standing up in the bedroom doorframe. This is pretty funny because now Shlup is trapped inside.
Still, at least there's 0% chance of her being molested now.
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I spoke too soon.
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Psychotic decides he wants to submit his own bid for the Weird Sleeping Places World Title. He likes to call it "Face-down in an omelette".
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I notice Rye is starving. As in about to smurfing die starving. So I wake her up and have her order a pizza, which I hope is all for herself.
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Apparently the cheese in the pizza was rather effective, because she had to run off to the bathroom, and these two swoop in for the kill. "Bust" indeed.
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Keith proves a willing accomplice, keeping Rye pinned down while she desperately tries to punch a way out.
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I'm sure I've posted about this before, but flamepants woman obsessively stalks our mailman. It's strange.
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I was greatly amused when both Shlup and Lekana's Sims decided thy wanted the last piece of pizza at the same time. Lekana won, of course. It's 3 PM and this is her fourth meal of the day. I have honestly never seen a Sim that eats as much as this one.
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A MIRACLE! Yes, this is the first time Dan has ever been called! Are you excited? I know I am!
The man who is calling is one Kennedy Cox, a man frightened by Keith and Jessweeee in the park, and also one of the trio we attempted to drown in the pool.
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Psychotic and Lekana have photobooth sex. With ShlupQuack still in the room. It's all class.
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Apparently he just wants to bitch about how much he hates recycles and decides Dan's just the man.
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Once the deed is done, ShlupQuack gets an action "React to WooHoo" pop up and sprints over. I get excited! What drama will ensue?
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She enthusiastically cheers, whoops and applauds. I...how do you respond to something like that?
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scrumpleberry decides the kitchen floor would make a nice toilet.
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Check out the mini-golf thing I got for the garden. Dan already has a fan.
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In real life, of course, he would be shunned from all country clubs.
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Shiny! My, you're looking very...orange.
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Lekana calls ShlupQuack out into the garden while she fantasises about marrying Dan.
"With you around", she says, "he can never truly be mine."
"Is that...is that a gun?"
"I didn't want things to turn out this way."
"He's yours! You can have him! Just do-"
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:shoot:
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As ShlupQuack slumps to the floor, Lekana decides the gun would make a great armpit scratcher.
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O I die, Horatio.
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The cavalry has come! Dan pleads with Death to let Shlup go.
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(Typhoon) Tha Reapa agrees, but our hero has to play a game of chance. He has to guess what hand the blue ball is in!
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Dan just smurfing beat Death!
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"Yeah now what, bitch?"
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Wise fwom your gwave!
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I don't know whether I want to respond to this one with "WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!" or "POWER UP!" but somehow "My heeeroooo :love:" seems more appropriate.
Nobody died o:
I LOVE YOU DAN YOU ARE SO MUCH A BETTER LOVER THAN PSY.
Yes they did. ShlupQuack died. Again. And came back to life. Again.
HAHAHAAHAH smurf YES I INVOKED THE SPIRIT OF BILL AND TED AND MELVIN'D THE smurfING GRIM REAPER
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OWNED BITCH
Oooh!
You know what I meant :(
I think this was Keith's best episode xD
Hey hey hey I think it's time for another vote.
Marriage?
Dan should marry Rye.
Dan should marry ShlupQuack.
Dan should marry nobody. He's as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot tame.
also,
I know baby, Brown Bear will take real good care of you now, you don't need to worry no more. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
edit: ahaha oh dear.
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^ Insert here.
Also I love how Lekana looks so shocked when Reapa comes when she's the one shot her. Honestly.:greenie:
Dan should marry Rye cuz we all know she wants some mandingo loving.
Typhoon Tha Reapa!
A'yo, I come fo yo soh!
Dan should not marry Rye because she is a filthy hoer who has had all of the sims at various points. Do not want. Either Shlup or FREEDOM :mad2:
Dan shouldn't get married. I mean, I don't think any marriages are gonna last more than two episodes anyway xD
Dan marries nobody. I would have made the Freebird reference if you had not already done so.
Dan should not get married.
Also I'm hoping and hoping Keith is pregnant. Eee!!
Hahahaha that would be awesome. Who gets to be the alien baby o:
Dibs on alien baby! But even dudes can't get pregnant from aliens, can they? :p
I'm glad Shlup came back to life, I really want her to die from old age :D And I vote that Dan doesn't get married, he's too much of a player to be tied down! :cool: If he did have to get married to somebody then I'd vote for Shlup because she can be one of those old, money-hungry whores who marries rich men, then forces them to cheat on her so she gets lots of money in the divorce :bigsmile:
I was going to name the baby (if there is one) after you anyway, Kerrod, so it's all good. :monster:
I may have to take Keith out of the house for another 5-minute abortion clinic + aging process though
I think only males can get alien pregnant, unless you cheat.
Haha, sweet :exdee:
Mmmmmmm electric play~
I'll vote for him to marry Rye, because her slatternly ways will lead to hilarity and divorce!
That's the best death scene! No one dies, I didn't want either of us to die anyway but you made me have to vote :(
Let him be free, you can't hold that man back!
Dan should marry nobody. He's as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot tame.
You know how you were all "oh yeah I got sidetracked from the whole killing people thing"? Well guess what you still are.
Ideally, Dan should go to marry Shlup and then Rye should shoot Shlup and do it right this time, no begging to Death required. I mean, c'mon, if you're going to do something, do it right.
Deaths, do want.
Very invigorating.
I think nobody should die and you should probably do this for the rest of your life.
Have Dan marry Rye. After the vows Shlup stands up and shoots Rye for sweet, sweet revenge.
Or throw another party!
