I forgot to brag earlier but i got the 1000th post in the chocobo stables (in a Confessional Thread). And now i claim the 600th post in this thread (depending on whether you count the op)
I forgot to brag earlier but i got the 1000th post in the chocobo stables (in a Confessional Thread). And now i claim the 600th post in this thread (depending on whether you count the op)
Can I have that in 24h?
There is no Round 2. Round 1 is the only round. If you win it, you will become a CK.
The guillotine is overrated. I prefer a large muscular executioner with a battle axe.
I prefer a guy on a motorcycle speeding towards a tight wire tied between two trees
Oddjob wins.
I lost? But I followed the rules. I fail to see why I lost.
This thread needs to be updated to "Round 2 is here yo!" Beartter change it fast!
I never got a chance. :(
I stand by the mods decision, after all, they're mods! :lol:
:cry:
I got eliminated. Clearly this is an act of racism.
Eh, being a mod is a pain anyhow, you like, have to do things and stuff. And I'm far too lazy for that. I've got my own religion to run.
i am of the same opinionQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Good riddance :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
Yes my riddance is quite good, as is everything I do.
Everything..? :jokey:
I confess, I'd make a terrible masseuse. I don't got opposible thumbs and by claws would rip backs to shreds.
S&M then?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
I'm more into watersports. :hyper:
NeoTifa why don't you return my phone calls? Is Space Pope who you've been talking to all along?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
Yes, sorry. You can join in, too! ^_^ Manage a trois!
I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your day spa.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
Oh noes, eliminated!!! :eek:
I shall try harder next time :love:
I would like to apply for a job at this day spaQuote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
I'm hoping paul wqins double moderator! :colbert:
Moderators perpetuate oppression and the ideals of white Babylon.
There's no redemption here. I will find no solace.
:kaosleep:
to fonz:
Are you intoxicated cause ive been reading your posts tonight and the're remincant of drunk txt msgs i somtimes recieve and this is not your norrmal style of typing.
edit
By fonz:yeham, i don; lie those type of peo.e, tha hit other people
he was fairly intoxicated
yeap figured that out on the drunk stories thread :D
I'm out? And I thought I could have gone all the way (not really). Same time next year, or to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger...
"I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."
Oh wow, I'm still in. That's pretty cool. I'm willing to fight valiantly for someone's honour if they're cool with that?
That was my plan, Jiro
Eliminated for shame! Never though I'd win but thought I'd at least be in the running longer than I was oh well!
I was surprised to see you go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burtsplurt
Ah, I'm out! I was away housesitting, and didn't have access to the internet there - completely missed round 1. oops! :jess:
now everything makes sense. I was confused why you got cut Jess. :p
Cid's Knights don't care about black people. :freak:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
Exactly
They are the oppressors and white Babylon must be stopped.
Wanti wanti can't get it, getti getti no want it
Can I just stay a Cid's Squire? I just want the shiny badge with none of the responsibilities :goofy: (SPOILER)totally kidding btw
they do, whowever, care about space lizard people they are highly speciestQuote:
Originally Posted by ShinyCid's Knights don't care about black people. :freak:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Space Pope
Im sad that people called me immature :(:p:((SPOILER)That means Im sad, but Im kidding...
I actually thought that I had become much more mature over these past few months than how I used to be...
And also, although I could expect this, not very many people talked about me at all...
I am reposting this from the thread in the Chocobo stables since only the remaining contestants can still go there.
here are eestlinc's honorable mentions. As in you didn't advance but I am going to give you credit right here anyway:
Guardian XIII
Laddy
leader of mortals
Quin
Timekeeper
Vyk
Also, Timekeeper wins my award for best quote from Round 2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timekeeper
Del Murder is a bad man. :ffvitrouble:
hey lads where do i sign up
Thanks for the double mention eestlinc :D
and it seems I've let you down Psy...
That said, I wasn't really expecting to make it as far as I did, as I have only really been active for almost a month. So thanks again :D
Oh and what made you choose mine as the quote for round two? My grammatical failure there?
I think he was refrencing the fact that you said you were "short on time" Yet you are in fact the Keeper of time Timekeeper
Ah, thank you Chaos, I can be quite thick at times...
LOOL its ok Remember kids, Thick skull means its harder for zombies to eat your brains.
I was surprised you got cut too. You were kicking some ass in Round 2 with the teams. About the only one of us ready to start a thread to get us all to move our lazy behinds. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
A shoutout to Timekeeper as well cause you were also impressive in there. You two really should have not been cut. :(
Thanks wolf :D
Maybe next time, I'm still kinda learning the ropes around this place.
I'd say you caught on pretty quick. ;) You'll be tough competition next year.
Yeap good luck next time and you and leader of mortals were two of the more on track two in our team congrats on getting round two guys
quoted for truth. but you have to take pride in your own work regardless of what others think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
There is one good thing about not being in the competition and that is the ability to go through the Stables and read what I want :D
It's really interesting reading everyones blogs and how the other groups decided on who they'd vote for. It seems that I was the quintessential new guy, everyones explanation seemed to be 'he's too new' I'm quite glad about that.
I can easily improve on that by sticking round, right?
Your positive attitude makes me want to give myself a hug, Timekeeper. :love:
All this contest did was hurt my internet feelings. :weep:
In as much seriousness as possible though, I couldn't really see myself staying in the contest any longer because I simply can't get too into the fora anymore. Unless something about the third round changed that I was gonna just tell the Judges to cut me that time, so I guess this saves time. Good luck everyone, after looking over the list of remaining members I like almost all the options, and those I'm unsure of must have done something to make the staff think they deserve a shot, so that's good enough for me.
Also, sorry I never finished the RPG oddler. :p
Wow. . . I was actually wondering about that myself xD That makes senseQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos
I was actually referring to myself! But I do wish you would've finished it! :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
And here I thought it was obvious. *shakes head sadly*Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth AlliekinWow. . . I was actually wondering about that myself xD That makes senseQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos
Though I did remember wondering if it was intentional or not. :p
You know what? Amongst all those posts in the two main threads of the old and new people groups, I was mentioned a total of 6 times. Two times were on generic lists of people, and 4 times it was mentioning how no one gave a :bou::bou::bou::bou: about me. :cry:
I NEED A HUG!:kaocry2:
*Summon's NeoCracker to a TK/Psychotic/NeoCracker group hug*
...Okay, can I get a hug from ANYONE else?
lol,no hug for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Sorry, but nowadays trancekuja is cooler than you, you should be accepting that hug with tears in your eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I'll accept your face with tears in my eyes!
...Wait.
*hugs NeoCracker*
I'm very happy to be in the third round. :)
You know, I'm starting to realize something. I want very few of you people to touch me...
And very few want to touch you. :D
I'm surprised you didn't ban me for entering the contest to begin with.
If they let me in, they have to let just about anyone in. :p
Still chilling the crowd in there a lil with my glowing prescence. I'd like to say there were some cuts this round I didn't expect and that Round 2 was a very tough round for all of us. I know we had quite the debate going on in the nerds in paradise sections and the decisions were quite hard to make. I'm glad to see my luck holds though right now I just have to keep the girlfriend off my laptop since she's got her mitts on Sims 3 and afaik it'll only run on MY comp not hers :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
What about me? :( I RUV U CWACKER :mymelkiss:
I don't think it would matter, you'd touch me regardless...
Hey, its not my fault my hands have a tendency to wander... :shifty:
*huggles cracker*
Alright, I don't mind you touching me. :love:
What about me?! :mad2:
... Gee, the weather sure is nice today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Why has this turned into some sort of hippy hug-festival? We should be bitter - half of us because we were eliminated, and half of us because it's the only way to reach the next round.
The path to becoming a CK is rigged so that, by the time you get your title, everybody hates you for beating them. Don't hate me 'cause I'mbeautifulstill in the competition!
Some of the cuts surprised me o:
When is the competition to be Shlup's Princess? =(
I dunno, but how can you post in my blog? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
The entire "audience" (staff and regular non-competing members) can read and respond to blog entries.
At this point who do you guys think will win?
I'd Like to say me :D, but really I have know clue.
EoFF is the true winner. *gags*
Anyway, I think it's pretty wide open. My original favorite is in the other group, though, so I have no idea how he's done. For all I know he might get eliminated in the next cut.
That, except without the gagging. And I think that Jessweeee♪ has a good shot, as well as Heath. But I can't read their blogs so I'm not sure. Someone go read their blogs and report back to me. That's really what's going to win this competition. :choc2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Miriel is most definitely not going to win because she spends too much time making tacos.
She also was eliminated last round. :D
Too many choices really. There is a pretty good selection of people for this competition. If not this tournament I can see several choices winning the next competitions ;)
Edit: You're so mean Neocracker... how can you ignore my feelings?:kaocry:
I have too much of a bias to say who the victor will be with a certanty. I can say a few names who I know will not win, but I will refrain from saying them because it would be rude.
I cant see me winning this thing.
All I can see is them announcing two people and then going "JUST KIDDING" and announcing the real winners, leaving the first two bitter and emo. I bet I'm one of the first two :p
That's right! I can read everything in the Chocobo Stables, so I've seen all of the bad things you people have said to/about each other!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Yea and it's quite enjoyable to do that :D
Just want to remind that I had posted a list of a list of who I think may end up in the final round in Blogs/Confessionals (minus myself to be fair since I'm such a nice guy.) Anyone still in this contest can't see this anyway.
:D:D:D:D <--- Click
My point exactly! Now, go eat her tacos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I hope everyone that's left besides me is made a Cid's Knight. Go teams! :choc2:
Reading all of that crap about me makes me almost wish I actually tried.
ah well
Roogle became self-aware at precisely 2:43 AM, Eastern Time, July 26.
It launched an all-out offensive: Judgement Day.
The above post is brilliant and I shall give it positive reputation.
EDIT: I must spread it around before giving it to Marshall Banana again? Huh. I guess I won't. :shobon:
I got cut :(
But hey at least im better suited to be a CK than over half of the people who entered :D
I Figured i was gonna get cut this round i missed the first day and it messed my groove up
I've got you covered, old friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I just HAD to get cut BEFORE this round didn't I! I would have had so much fun :(
Haha, I approve. It was an entertaining night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Denmark: yeah, this round looks fun. I look forward to getting home tonight so I can sit down and work on it (I can make quick posts from work, but that's about it).
What do the people cut after Round 3 get to take home, Del? o:
I'd like to know that, too, Jessweeee♪! And thread title needs to be changed.
BoB's special surprise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
http://akusui.net/_lynxoma/friendlyreview_button.gif
Artistic license!
Now that I can give positive rep to.
Likewise. That was awesome. :D
Haha, that's awesome, Lynx.
Can someone get double points for warning this post :D?
Or do they get negative points because it doesn't need to be warned :shifty:
Good luck to those who are left! Sorry that I kinda just disappeared. :/
Lynx wins. :p
Yeah not at all disappointed at being cut because I didn't do :bou::bou::bou::bou: for this round. :-) I busted my laptop screen and realized that I probably wouldn't have time to moderate a forum next semester. That and I'm lazy. And also the fact that I couldn't see myself making it much further. Good luck to those still in it.
I'm curious to know if this competition has gone differently than the staff had anticipated. Any major upsets that surprised you or are we going to wait til after the competition to reveal all. ;)
On that note I STILL have the same 3 spam rep marks that were put into my profile when this whole fiasco started. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
>>> wow! this is a supermassive 48 pages long thread and I dont even know whats going on in here..
That's how I reacted.Quote:
Originally Posted by By Murder I Will Be Rydia
You use Fluffy Puff too?!
I'm so glad I got cut xD I made a trip up to wyoming and have to go work on our house we have up here to sell! I didn't have time for more of the comp anyway :p It was bugging me if I was going into the next round cause I didn't know how active i'd have been xD
I went in to have fun and I did. It was a lot of fun. Honestly, the CK title would have been nice but I dunno if I could handle the responsibility. I tend to disappear a lot.
Good luck to those who are still hanging in there and sorry for others like me that got cut. Hope yall aren't upset!
Let's see the results! :onnanoko:
:( Why am I missing my Cid's Squire title? Was I eliminated early or something? >_>
Maybe somebody lost it while fixing you for Solitary Island!
That's a bit creepy... Might be a technical issue. If not...
Yeah, problems were going on with me during this round for me when I lost the THUNDERDOME II challenge. Allie managed to fix the banned problem though. I guess I'll wait until the results are up to know whether I'm actually eliminated for reals.
That could be, Psy says the results will be posted sometime later today.
Well come on then butts. Come join me!
My honey lovely made it to the final round! :onnanoko:
Ha, I knew I was eliminated, but I feel prematurely cut. Seeing I can't post in the Stables congrats to the eight that made it through. :p
I'm surprised I made it as far as I did, seeing as I had a full day of classes every day for the past 2 weeks.
Aw, I wanted to win :(
Wow, lots of surprising cuts this round. Congratulations to everyone for doing a good job. :cool:
:kaocheer: Shiny for CK :kaocheer:
It's about time! And congratulations to all the winners. :choc2:
I endorse this post! [face_awesome]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Congrats to all the finalists, all worthy.
The only real surprises are Breine and Raist still being here. :p
Otherwise, it looks like it's going according to how I thought it would anyway. :p
I really can't see how anyone is surprised by these results, but meh. :p
As long as you are all having fun I guess. I mean hell, even I"m enjoying this thing, but thats just because its so fun to complain about. ^_^
Go Wolf Kanno! :kaocheer:
We try to please everyone, Cracka.
No need to try with me, anything you do, I assure you I can, and will, bitch about it. ^_^
I was amused that you hated this contest so much, yet made it past the first round.
You know, that statement right there should point out the inherent flaws with this system. :p
I just wanted to reiterate how glad I am that all of you guys have participated in this thing. It gives me the warm fuzzies <3333
:shobon:
Amusement park today so I didn't get to see myself get cut. Regardless, good luck to all! I have people I'm rootin' for. ;)
I'm happy with how I did this year.
EDIT: My precious PM space is back! =D
The swimsuit idea has been the best yet.
smittenkitten, I know you are not in the final round, but you can be in spirit! Just post pictures of yourself in a swimsuit here and you will still get to be part of the final showdown!
I know where I am placing my bets!
You people may come to seriously regret this swimsuit portion of the competition, at least if Lynx has his way.
Remember kids: These will end up on 4chan.
I'll bet the ninth finalist will be Marshal Banana o:
Oh. Oh. I seem to have been cut. smurf :(
Nah, it was fun while it lasted. Hopefully I do better next time :D
If Danielle were to be Knighted (and no cheap one-day Knightings or nothin'!), I would reverse my stance on such a thing and encourage her to post a pic of her in a swimsuit. Until then, you guys miss out.Quote:
Originally Posted by By Murder I Will Be Rydia
I know how to run my propaganda. 8-)
EDIT: Fun fact - Despite having four or so ex's around these here parts, I have never supported a girlfriend as a potential Cid's Knight before Danielle. In some cases, I'm not sure why I didn't, in retrospect. But I'm sure there was a reason at the time.
Because they were imaginary?Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Well, they still had accounts, so that doesn't matter.
The Final Final challenge is up. All past contestants and all spectators are encouraged to participate and post in the forums of PoFF. In fact, you are free to test the moderating skills of the final 8 as long as you don't go overboard. The real Cid's Knights will be watching you!
Here are the three forums of Pies on Final Fantasy:
General Spam
The Del Murder/Root Beer Forum
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
I can't post in them.
Me either. :/
Technical difficulties. Try now. :D
How far can we push it without going overboard?
Whatever would get you banned normally still applies. ;)
Wolf Kanno is my hero.
It is probable that the results of this competition will be announced TOMORROW!!
:hyper: OMG!
No let's announce it today. The winner is the Mystery Contestant, Flying Mullet. He only pretend quit staff just so we could have someone win this tournament, because we don't trust you plebs with the fabled blue title. You guys were right, it was rigged all along!
Congratulations Flying Mullet, I never thought you had it in you
You seriously picked a clownface over me? You know what? To hell with you. I'm leaving! :colbert: :colbert: :doublecolbert: :doublecolbert:
NO RYE ;_;
Bunny is so soft inside.
I'm like a marshmallow.
Such is the bond of best friends ~<3 :ichigo:
So will I be the official stripper of EoFF?
Raistlin needs more titles, people! Hurry up!
Thank God you said 'titles.' I completely misread that first time around and I don't imagine I have to tell you what I thought it said...
I should turn the cleavage picture into my sig. That can be my punishment for EoFF when I lose this... or my gift if I win. :D
He keeps on saying I forced this upon him, but he protests so very little and lives it up so very much! I think he secretly wanted it, yeah?!
I never said you forced this on me; I even mentioned that the FF-bikini was my idea. You DID try to force on me the idea of a real bikini and bubbles, though. :p
I am amused by the reactions.
Rvelations will be posted sometime within the next couple of hours! BE THERE
In which case I'm going to bed and will find out in the morning! Good luck to everyone left in the competition.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG :kaohappy:
For this moment, I would like to post my fanfic of the EoFF Staff (mostly Hsu and rubah) that Iwas forcedhad to write as part of the challenge at Solitary Island in the fourth round. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do. :D
Click for story.
Untitled
by Agent Proto
It was a rather quiet evening in rural Arkansas where Allison Byrum was relaxing on a rocking chair outside on the porch. The light breeze sent a cool feeling against the skin of her face, to which Allison enjoyed so very much. Moments like this were the reason why she called Arkansas home.
Watching the sunset, Allison took a quick glance at her watch. It was 9:45 PM. Her boyfriend, Stuart Miller, was late. She sighed as she turned around to get inside.
As she was about to turn the handle open, a car had just rolled onto the driveway. 'Stu's home.' Allison thought as a smile grew on her face. She turned around to face the car as Stuart got out of his car with a large smile on his face. "Hey baby," he said graciously as he opened himself for Allison as she ran up to him to embrace his warm loving hug. "Heard the good news, congratulations!"
"It was nothing," Allison humbly said as she kissed Stuart. "I couldn't wait to tell you myself, but it looks like you already know about it."
"Sure do," Stuart responded as he returned the kisses to Allison. "I'm really excited about this, dear. We ought to celebrate tonight."
A celebration... Of course. Allison smirked at the thought. "Of course, Stu. Let's celebrate."
Allison let herself off of Stuart and ran back to the door. As she reached the entrance, she stopped to look back at Stuart and winked at him. "I'll be at the bedroom, Stu. Don't take too long, alright?"
As soon as she finished, she went inside, leaving Stuart by his car. This was a great time to be named Stuart Miller, as he was very much looking forward to celebrate with Allison Byrum, who had just been promoted at her job, where they just happen to both work at. Stuart loosened his tie preparing to get inside. He locked his car and walked towards the door.
All the meanwhile, Allison was undressing her wardrobe to get into a sultry red outfit, as she had absolutely one thing on her mind. To celebrate with Stuart, She was now wearing a fully laced red satin nightgown. Smooth to the touch, appealing to the eyes, and all around sexy. She felt sexy wearing it. That was the entire intention, to feel and be sexy.
As she was finished with the outfit, the bedroom door was opened. It was Stuart at the door with his eyes fully set on Allison. His jaws dropped in flabbergast. He couldn't believe if his eyes were deceiving him or not. Allison was dressed up for the night, while he was still in work clothes, even if they were about to be off shortly soon. Allison flashed a seducing smile as she walked up to Stuart.
Slowly approaching, Allison eyed Stuart straight in the eyes, and him right back into hers. The heat was rising in the room as the two embraced in loving manner.
Hold on, something is not right here... the temperature of the room was quite literally rising as smoke suddenly appeared from the hallway. Neither of the two hadn't immediately noticed, that was until the fire alarm went off in a loud screech. Both were now fully alarmed. "What the smurf's going on!?" Allison shouted as she rushed out her bedroom to discover that the house was caught on fire. "This is terrible! Do something Stuart!"
Stuart was already into action. He opened a drawer to grab a handgun which was kept inside, as he figured that this was an act of arson against one of them. He had no idea who it could be. If it had to be someone, Stuart thought it might as well be someone who he and Allison both knew. Brandishing the handgun, he looked at Allison, who was scared less. "Don't worry babe, I'll take care of everything. Call 911 and get out!" He instructed Allison as he went his way out of the bedroom to search the fiery hallway.
The smoke was getting heavier, and the heat rising, Stuart was ready for anything. The sweat that drenched his shirt kept him cool as he slowly walked along the hall, armed with a handgun.
"Who the smurf's responsible for this?! Show yourself!"
There was complete silence. The fire was still burning, and it appeared to be coming from the kitchen. That was where Stuart headed to. As he g0 there, he noticed a person standing there. It appeared to be a man, but he couldn't tell who it may be, as Stuart could only see the back of this person. Stuart aimed his gun at the man. "You there!" He shouted, "Turn around or I shoot you!"
A laugh was soon heard in the kitchen. It was no ordinary laugh, it was a rather psychotic laugh, and it was the man standing in the kitchen that laughed the psychotic laughter. He laughed as he turned to face Stuart. "Isn't this quite an unfortunate series of events, wouldn't you agree Stuart?" The man asked, continuing to laugh.
This couldn't be, Stuart recognized him. He stood there, lowering the gun in utter disbelieve. "...Paul, how could you do this?"
An evil smile came across Paul's face as he was about to describe how. "Quite easy, Stuart," he said as he pulled out a set of matches he had on him. "See these matches? That's how."
"But why?" Stuart continued to ask.
"That promotion, Stuart!" Paul shouted. "I deserved that promotion, not her! It was supposed to be mine! She took it away from me!"
Stuart aimed the handgun back at on Paul. "She earned it fair and square! And you know it, too!"
"Who cares!?" Paul shouted as he took out a knife he held in his pants. "I'm taking what's rightfully mine! Now tell me, Stuart... Where's Allison?"
The fire kept burning, and soon the entire house was engulfed in flames. Stuart couldn't stay inside, and he had to get out. He put the gun away from Paul and prepared to head out. "I told her to get out because of this fire! We should get out as we-"
"I'm not going anywhere, Stuart." Paul said as he interrupted Stuart. "Please, keep me some company."
Brandishing the knife, he quickly leapt towards Stuart. He missed as Stuart managed to dodge him on time. "This is crazy, Paul! Stop it!"
It was getting hotter, and the two were now getting into a fight. Paul got himself back up and lounged his weapon at Stuart. "Come on, buddy. Let's play!"
"Not at all, Paul." Stuart said as he pushed Paul away.
This had turned into something of a fight now, and as the two continued on, sirens could be heard from outside as a firetruck showed up. Allison was outside and watched as the fire took over her home. She stood by Stuart's car as she was approached by the chief fireman. "We're finally here to take out the fire, is there anyone or anything left inside?"
Allison pointed at her enflamed house. "My boyfriend is still inside, and he hasn't came out! i'm really worried about him!"
"Don't worry miss, we'll take care of it. Leave it all to us." The fireman assured Allison as he put on his helmet and equipment.
Allison was worried about Stuart. She was really worried. She doesn't know about Paul being in her house, and that was very worrisome. She stayed by Stuart's car as the firemen took care of the fire, hosing them hoping to have them extinguished soon.
As the firemen were doing their business, Stuart and Paul were still fighting. Bleeding and burning was not a good combination, and by that, it was hurting so much. Writhing in pain, Stuart tried to keep Paul away from him, but he was dealing with so much crap that he couldn't do it. Paul was more troublesome than he had expected. "Paul, this jealousy of yours is ridiculous! Stop it at once!"
He cackled a laugh at Stuart. "No way, this is much more fun!" He quickly went after Stuart and grabbed him.
Grabbing him, the two of them fell onto the floor. The gun Stuart held on had just got loose and landed on the floor in front of him and out of his reach. His leg was being held by Paul, and he had no idea what Paul would do next. "Let go of me!" Stuart shouted as he attempted to kick Paul loose, but to no avail.
"The fun is just about to begin, Stuart." Paul said in a creepy voice, as he pulled Stuart closer to him. "Let's play!"
Paul pulled him closer, and closer. Slowly with each pull. When all of a sudden a shot was heard. A bullet had just hit Paul in the leg. He immediately released Stuart free to grasp his leg. and shortly screamed in pain as he was dying from the blood wound.
After watching Paul die, Stuart was able to get himself back up and with the help of the rescuers there, he managed to escape the house and into Allison's arms.
"Allison!"
"Stuart!"
They hugged each other, happy to know that each were safe and out of harm's way. After the two hugged, Allison quickly asked Stuart about what happened. After all, he had been stuck inside for quite awhile, and she was really worried about him.
"It's Paul." Stuart said, as he looked back at the burning house.
"Paul?" Allison repeated. "What's he doing here?"
"He wanted that promotion you got," Stuart responded. "He got very jealous and wanted to kill you, so he set up this fire to take us out."
"Oh no, that's terrible..." Allison gasped in disbelief. "I didn't think he could be the jealous type. What happened to him, Stuart?"
"He's dead."
Moral of the story: Jealousy kills.