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This thread has gotten ridiculous.
thanks for smurfing it up so mulley can post again :colbert:
There do be a point up for grabs for someone...
Good times, thanks for the reminder :monster:
RUINING LIVES RUINING LIVES
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
smurfing hell
Here's a pretty sweet Mario flash game you can play in your browser where you can play as several other characters from Nintendo games in the Super Mario Bros world. Nothing like taking a Contra spread gun to goombas!
http://www.explodingrabbit.com/games...bros-crossover
Did I win the thread yet?
No, because like literally dozens of other people, you didn't read the rules. I did.
I did really, that post was a joke, not a funny haha joke, but more of a joke to myself. Don't let me get a rise out of you, The Man! It will only encourage me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Someone has made the link to the old thread in the first post not work anymore ;_;
The Man has shown me how to fix it, for that I have awarded him 10 points ^_^
Does your post count? Otherwise, plz, I'll take one.
For you Jiro!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Having trouble getting that nasty barbeque stain out of your favorite shirt? I have just the trick to clean it right up!
Soak the garment just like you would soak a dirty dish: In warm water with dish detergent. Not only does this help loosen the sauce from the fabric, but it helps clean the stain. After that, pour some vinegar on the stain and scrub it with a kitchen sponge. The vinegar helps repel the oily residue.
This is a great way to treat a stubborn stain. After you treat it, run the garment through the washing machine like normal. It'll leave your clothing barbeque free!
I need to jump in this since I'm late to the party...
Just wanted to let everyone know that I had a really enjoyable run this morning.
And welcome to the party BustaMo. Hopefully you'll be able to get some points in the future.
They see me rollin', they hatin'.
What the hell, point me.
I suppose it's been a while.
Keep trying Lone Wolf, you'll get a point one day.
A point? Not in my house!
This is still going?
No
why the hell have I never been given any points :mad2: Baloki I hate you! :love:
EDIT: wtf is he banned or some trout again?
Give me a point before Mullet arrives. One week had passed!! :mad2:
Oh, hi.
p.s. if you don't have any points, you probably haven't read the rules
Bah, I leave the country for a week and Aaron gets a point! :simon:
This has been going on for nearly six and a half years xD
*cough*
Two weeks in a row? Two weeks in a row.
Actually, according to the rules, a person who has posted twice in a row has his or her second post ignored, regardless of whether the second post is a victory or not. Which means this one, according to the rules, is mine. I think Baloki probably needs to revise that rule.
Thats a mully rule, don't think you can get one over on me so easily :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Bitches. :smug:
I agree with Aaron. :eek: The rule is named after me, not applicable only to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaThats a mully rule, don't think you can get one over on me so easily :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Indeed, I've actually won a point because of this before.
Speaking of which, I do believe I get two points now.
I think that's two points for me.
I don't have to pay attention to the Mullet rule, right? Pls?
Well, just in case you do. :monster: I was hoping the points for a whole month would be available though. :monster:
This thread still exists? Wao
This is an interesting game.
I guess I'll take some points.
Ruining lives (and points), by posting.
edit: Now I have 2 points. One of the last posts with my name still in it. : P
Just to piss off Mullet
http://media.giphy.com/media/A6H1A9rhetsXK/giphy.gif
WHAT NOW, MULLET? WHAT NOW!?
Mullet Busting Rule gives me a point. Attachment 61691
I really hope you're keeping count, Mullet, because I doubt Baloki will if he ever shows up.
:-)
:ffviwave:
Into the oblivion you go....
I will take a point. Thank you.
:chocobo:
:monster:
OK, let's play! :D
Oh yeah about this.
This made me think of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Pheesh
I don't want to wait until Christmas, so... GIMME THESE FREAKING POINTS ALREADY!!! :V
Thank you.
Since I'm here. ありがとございます, Balokiせんぱい。
Might be that I could take some more points.
I'm baaaaaaaaack! :D
Two points for me. :D
Well it's been more than four weeks and I still don't know if the Mullet rule applies to me, so I hope I get 5 points now.
I don't know how many points I have...
Damn it, I came to play here! :D
Damn it all to hell, how am i supposed to know a game exists all the way down the feed until someone posts on it recently. Must i trawl though an entire forum just to gain points? And dont really care I just got 0 points there, my opinion will be heard dammit :shakefist:
im not sure what i have to actually do but..... hi
Me you and Zanmato have just gained 0 points just then for posting too soon so....
yes! i love the number 0 :)
I can haz 5 points?
I deserve points just for being fabulous~
0 points for me!
I get one point! My first point!
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....=1#post3430588
Last post, June 2014...do I get points?! :o
Lol, no. Points are based on the post directly before yours, not your last post. :p
You BOTH got burned. One more point for me :-P
i like posts
+1 Carl :D
+0 Bubba
Add that to my previous 0 and that leaves me with 0
I get 5 points! Yay!
You know guys, its now impossible to get 2000 points? Its the law :-D
7 days... That's 1 point for me! Yay! :D
Technically, because of the time you posted, this was actually less than seven days so...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zanmato
0 points :D
Haven't posted here since this thread has been in existance since 2010. Do I win?
These rules are cruel... XDQuote:
Originally Posted by BubbaQuote:
Originally Posted by Zanmato
Technically, because of the time you posted, this was actually less than seven days so...
0 points
Nope? Sorry, but the rules say about the time between your post and the last post in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Edge
wut
2 Points (and you got played 'bert)
Do... do I get 5 points for this?
100 Points to Freya-dor!
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130505050923
Might as well pick up some points while I'm here. I was three hours too late for the 100 pointer. Will never forgive myself for that missed opportunity.
Looks like I have some math to do.
As an aside, as of today this game has been running for 8 years, 9 months, 17 days. Which is:
- 3214 days
- 77,136 hours
- 4,628,160 minutes
- 277,689,600 seconds
In other words, wow, just wow guys and gals!
But this thread started 12th August 2010? Was there another game before this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Is there a rule where I get 5000 points for pointing out incorrect mathematics?
Someone's not read the first post have they ;p?Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaBut this thread started 12th August 2010? Was there another game before this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Is there a rule where I get 5000 points for pointing out incorrect mathematics?
Besides, I'm the resident mathematician around here. :bigsmile:
Still tied with rubah. Jackpot.
Points?
But at what they all asked?Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Man, helicopters hella cop.
https://i.redd.it/dogbo11pka9y.gif
What's two weeks, precious?
2 months!? 100 points to freya!
I see you there, Freya. Waiting patiently for the 30th November to claim 500 points. NOT HAPPENING!!
I'll take 100 points. Thank you very much.
damnit.
Hi again. Should put me top.
-edit- looks like the points are out of date anyway. Forever second best
Noooooooooooooooo damnit dak
Why do some people have special items like "a single, lone bauble" and "a cake of gold"?
I demand more items like this become available.
Only in your heart my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Edit: Here’s to another 9 years my friends!
holy trout this thread is still going
It will probably only die once Baloki and/or I do.
I'm pretty sure I posted in this thread only once before and if not, it was the last thread, so maybe I'm still the best?
Not how it works, comrade :monster:
I am the worst
Goddamnit, I was waiting for 2 months. Damnit, dak. Like patiently waiting. I even debated on abusing my mod powers and moving it to a new subforum to cheat but thought that'd ruin the spirit of it. I even thought "Okay so it's a month past and now one has noticed... i'll just hope the dead forum state will let it sink and i'll swipe it up."
:argh:
Seeing as this is now the second time you've done this to me! I guess I can't wait for 2 months.
Right, can everyone stop posting now please? I keep having to reset the calendar in my phone... I mean, I want some more points.
My only goal in life is to overtake Freya. I am only 103 points behind.
Sorry.
But like... Who even is keeping score?
Baloki. Also me.
Did I win?
Like a point?
So I won?
Yes.
People used to make far-reaching bets in school and I would always have those bets written down and signed in my school books. At the end of each year, I removed those pages and collated them into a larger collection of debts and sundry, to hold onto for the appropriate time. Well, a few of those are starting to become relevant these days so I need to whip out that book and see some money changing hands (among other bets).
The point is: I don't forget about trout easily, so expect me to return to this thread indefinitely.
Does it count if I never posted in this thread in the first place since its inception?
If not, I guess I'll be back in a dozen years or so.
Seems like the perfect kind of thread for me :cool:
The thesis distracted me for a while.
I waited exactly two months this time. Dak can't swipe it from me this time. :argh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
This is a confusing thread. I'll come back in a few months to see if it will make more sense. :cat:
No need, Leeza. I'm still winning.
I'm earlier than intended but this will have to suffice.
I’m gonna make a post here every six-and-a-half days from now until the end of time... thus sabotaging anyone’s attempts at ever getting points here again.
Ah but if i post here every 5 days then it will sabotage you from getting points ho hoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Well, seeing as I’m posting every six-and-a-half days then I’m not getting any points anyway.
Attachment 75679
You are crazy bubba. These poor people :cry:
Galuf made me feel bad so I will now regale you all with a story every six-and-a-half days to make up for the fact that no-one will get any points here ever again for the rest of time.
There is an annoying guy at work who sends office-wide emails whenever he's planned an event. He's a prick and everyone hates his f**king emails. Anyway, today he sent one round saying that two of his mini wrestling figures had gone missing from his desk overnight. Cue a chain of tedious emails which culminated in some legend from IT sending a final email to us all. It solely contained the following picture...
Attachment 75685
Someone brought a box full of apples into work today from their garden back home. The box was labelled ‘Left side cooking apples... right side eating apples’. All the apples looked very similar and there was NO DIVIDER IN THE BOX.
Rotate the box 90 degrees. Place the sign back on the "front".
Poor labelling is a crime, to be sure.
Did I win yet?
This game has been going on for 3926 days so far which is insane, this translates to:
* 10 years, 8 months, 29 days
* 128 months, 29 days
* 560 weeks and 6 days
* 94,224 hours
* 5,653,440 minutes
* 339,206,400 seconds
BTW I’ll update the scores tomorrow.
You could have waited one day to get the month score
As an old class mate of mine once said: patience is a virgin.
Bloody hell.
I wonder if anyone comes back to intentionally post in this thread.
Or if it's just like "whoops I haven't posted here in 4,000 days, but I see this on the front page and remember it exists now."
Did I win yet? I should be in the lead.
It's never that long but this is the source of the magnetism for me, definitely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
So, I'm the winner. Proud of myself.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
I appreciate the way you put yourself only a few points ahead of me. It makes it more believable.
It also makes it so that I've overtaken you with this post.
I need to reset this before someone scores a large sum.
9 years and still going holy hell
Still winning I see.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
I'm a goddamn elephant.
Jiro, please, get on my level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Keep meaning to post here, and never getting around to actually doing so. See you all next time Jinx says something to remind me to come check back here.
???
I'll take 5 points. Thanking you kindly.
If I manage to keep this up and take 5 points every month... that should put me in the lead by January 2051.
Hopefully I'll still be alive by then. Maybe I should give up white bread to be on the safe side.
It won't matter, I'll have the most points.
You know what, DP might actually end up being right...
Except, according to the original post'she's actually on exactly zero points, and while we can reverse engineer the current standings based on this information, it's impossible for him to have obtained the claimed number of points.Code:Last edited by Baloki; 12-12-2018 at 08:12:11.
So if I wait another year to post does that mean I win? :) :cat:
This thread's over nine years old, and I'm posting in it for the first time. Blimey.
Might update the points as an early Christmas present 🎁
We shall see!
That would be very kind of you, Baloki!
hey here's my first ever post in this thread whattup
yet somehow I had a point?
Your point probably came from the previous thread, I'd imagine.
-edit-
the date is april 3. i wish to post but to do so would net me zero points because of the blasted mullet busting rule. instead i weep for what might have been.
-edit-
the date is june 16. i wish to post but to do so would net me zero points because of the blasted mullet busting rule. instead i weep for what might have been, but i also hold my breath for what could be a final, ultimate win to this thread. salut, eoff
-edit-
goddammit
Thanks Jiro, I'll take some points since my rule won't let you take them. :)
I should really update the scores at some point.
This game has been going on for 13 years...
EoFF is in it for the long play :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Hmm... this might be interesting. See you in a year!
GIMME ME POINT!!!
I will take whatever points this post being here at this exact moment… equates to.
WHERE ARE MY POINTS? GOD DAMN IT.
smurf
I LITERALLY HAD A REMINDER SET ON MY BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS
Can an administrator or moderator help update the score? I waited a few years for my moment to come!!!
Score! Points plz! :bigsmile:
According to this, I am still in the lead. This is great!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
I really should log in on a desktop computer and update the first post at some point.
Can you just arbitrarily give me 2148 points but make them yellow so everyone knows they're not real but won't instinctively know so will panic
Gimme my points, god damn it! :mad2:
Bumping this to foil the above posters valiant effort to get this thread knocked off the first page of threads. :grumppat: