Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Cram it, Proto! :mad2:

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Then go faster!

Peegee..................13

Hypoallergenic Cactuar..11

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Isn't it weird that we have no speech for this Ciddie? Weird like all the nominees up for it. Oh gosh, we're so smurfing weirded out by all the weirdness in this Ciddie! How's that for a :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty speech? Enough of that, who's gonna win?

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I will write a brief speech right now to demonstrate my writing chops and to also contribute to the Ciddies' success.

Weirdest member. How do you define weird? est? eestlinc, you say? A link... to the east? Don't mind if I do! The East has been something exotic since at least the times of Alexander the Great, who conquered all the way up to the Indus river, a place where Nicholas Brendan may or may not have been in his life. This transparent and extraordinarily supple, like a nine year old otter... reluctantly taking a bath, rubbing soapy water all over his otter fur... uh, this transparent and extraordinarily high in salt content attempt at being weird in the weirdest ciddie brought to you by Charm Flavor Quarks - Charm, for when Strange Quarks are too obvious a choice!

Cheers, MILF!

Saline.

Saline is the word I was looking for.

And you're very welcome, my tricephalous friend(s)!

What if a triceratops had three heads? What would you call him? (SPOILER)Dave A tritriceratops? A nonaceratops?

I would congratulate PG but he might further pollute my rep page.

Best Returning Member
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Roto13

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Chimp · Daryl · Roto13

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya Shiny	Roto13 (9/10)
Clo	Alive-Man (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Freya

I don’t know why we have an award for the people who are the most punctual with their borrowed items. Thanks for returning stuff guys!

Alive Man once borrowed a book from me. I haven’t seen it since. I’m sure it’s just cause he loved it so much right?

Chimp stole many young girl’s hearts with his recent FF edited pictures. Did you return those hearts back young man? :mad2:

Daryl took many people’s left sock. Yup, that’s where they have been going. Don’t worry he’s been strategically returning them in strange places around your house.

Roto13 once told me he stole an ancient relic. I shouted at him that it belonged in a museum. So he put it in one.

Man those guys aren’t that great at returning things. You really wanna say one of them is the best at it? Oh well.

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I like Alive-man. :excited:

He's my friend. :excited:

damn it to hell, Daryl. That's where all my left socks have been going. This ends now.

Daryl......5
Chimp......2
RSL........1

Roto13.....19

Alive-Man..15

Yay Roto! Glad to have you back!

This one has Raistlin all over it... or not!

Most Powerful Member
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Cid · fire_of_avalon · Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Psychotic · Raistlin · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Psychotic Shiny	fire_of_avalon (5/10)
Naomi The Insane Jiro	Psychotic (2/10)
Aerith's Knight	Loony BoB (1/10)
Jessweeee♪	Raistlin (1/10)
Freya	ShlupQuack (1/10)

I'm pretty sure this award is foa's. Or it should be, because she's a real BAMF.

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Most Powerful Member. The powers they wield should be full of awe. Aweful. But what exactly are their abilities? Let's take a look.

Cid - Cid is basically God. He created Eyes On Final Fantasy. He didn't do it in seven days but he sure as hell did it. Like God, his very existance is enough to make people fight for glory and a self righteous belief that our Cid is better than anyone else's. His special ability is, basically, to throw legions of fanatical mooks supporters in to swarm the enemy.

foa - Her special ability is being more manly than most men. She will kick your ass and you will probably enjoy it. Roundhouse kicks, which I believe she taught to legendary Chuck Norris, add +15 to her STR stat, so bitches be wary.

Loony BoB - This guy has some serious skills at keeping lists, tallies and pie charts. He knows everything, and has them all filed away in a complex system, just to mindsmurf anyone who would try to steal his information. He also has a collection of hair. But seriously, his Pie Chart ability both satisfies his hunger and gives him a complete detailing of your stats.

Marshall Banana - Big strawberry power in a small strawberry girl package. But don't underestimate her, or you'll be sorry! Her special power is Strawberry Storm, where you are pelted with frozen strawberries and then covered in cream and chocolate, making you bruised and sticky, lowering your SPD and DEF, plus damaging you slightly.

Psychotic - A vetern jouster, Psychotic's special ability allows him to summon his mighty mount, the powerful walrus king, which he then rides into battle. Thought lowering his SPD, it drastically increases his STR and WSM stats (that's awesome for those of you playing at home).

Raistlin - Here we have Raistlin the intellectual ninja. His special ability is called really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking.. Basically he clones himself and disappears so when you attack what you think to be Raistlin, you realise it's merely a really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking. and Raistlin smurfs you up from behind.

ShlupQuack - ShlupQuack's special ability is Raistlin Rage. She channels the rage she draws from Raistlin daily and then launches into a beserker fury, pummeling the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of everything. STR goes through the roof, though INT is lowered. Don't point this out though, or she will destroy you.

There we have our six combatants. We will now pit them together in mortal kombat to see who will be the last (wo)man standing.

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FIGHT!

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'grats, Paul!

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Originally Posted by Clo

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Originally Posted by NCG

What does my relations with Clo have to do with Eric? :confused:

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Our relations were me saying "Hello, enjoy the toys, you two! *WINK WINK*" as I stopped at the lovenest of Julian and Eric to drop off the goods before heading out to the bar.

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That's only what you remember. Then came the booze. :jokey:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

She gave you the toys TO USE WITH ERIC, DUMMY

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You two have a weird and sick sense of entertainment.

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Originally Posted by Jiro's speech

ShlupQuack - ShlupQuack's special ability is Raistlin Rage. She channels the rage she draws from Raistlin daily and then launches into a beserker fury, pummeling the out of everything. STR goes through the roof, though INT is lowered.

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Not that there's much there to begin with.

Raistlin.........7
ShlupQuack.......6
Loony BoB........3
Marshall Banana..2
RSL..............1

I should probably refresh before posting next time. :|

That would be helpful if you want to keep up! :D:wacky::D

Raistlin should be happy to have a single vote more than Shlup. :D

fire_of_avalon...10

Cid..............7
Psychotic........7

foa won Most Powerful AND I beat Shlup out in votes? Hell yes!

TAKE THAT FATTY

Moving along to the Ciddie that some have called the Best "Know-It-All".

Most Informative Member
Last winner: Yeargdribble · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Iceglow · Miriel · Raistlin · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Naomi The Insane Clo Freya	Raistlin (3/10)
Raistlin Psychotic	I'm my own MILF (2/10)
Jiro	Iceglow (1/10)
Sir Lancealot	Miriel (1/10)
Jessweeee♪	Rantzien (1/10)
Aerith's Knight	Wolf Kanno (1/10)
Shiny	Yeargdribble (1/10)

CONGRATULATIONS FOA please don't hurt me

I'm coming second in a lot of Ciddies I thought I'd be bottom of the heap in today :lol:

As I said in my predictions, the woman has a lot of power in them there biceps. Mess with her at your PERIL.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Some of these candidates leave you with paragraphs of “info” while others quote sources. Either way they at least seem to know what they are talking about. Sometimes they are so informative that you tl; dr it. If you take the time though, they usually have something worthwhile to say. Even without winning this award, these cats all deserve the props of knowing too much useless crapbeing more in tune with the world. Your nominees are:

I'm my own MILF
Iceglow
Miriel
Raistlin
Rantzien
Wolf Kanno
Yeargdribble

Now if they give acceptance speeches, watch out for paragraphs. You’ve been warned!

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Wolf Kanno.......7
Miriel...........6
I'm my own MILF..4
Iceglow..........4
Rantzien.........3
RSL..............1

Yeargdribble.....10

Raistlin.........8

Woo go yearg you KNOW stuff!

I could not hope to lose this to someone better suited for the award.

He most likely won't find out he's won, unless Laddy or someone else tells him.

Why did I predict Miriel to win:confused:

Most Productive Member
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Goldenboko · Loony BoB · Rantzien · Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Raistlin Psychotic Freya Shiny	Rantzien (6/10)
Naomi The Insane Sir Lancealot	Rye (2/10)
Aerith's Knight	Goldenboko (1/10)
Jiro	Loony BoB (1/10)

I approve of the ironic BoB nomination.

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They do stuff! A lot of stuff! There are hundreds if not four people who are productive to pick from. They are so productive there was a vicious spread of carpel tunnel a month back. Yes it’s contagious. I’m a doctor, I know these things. Your nominees are:

Goldenboko
Loony BoB
Rantzien
Rye

They all do a lot of stuff, mostly behind the scenes. Just because you don’t notice it doesn’t mean they aren’t doing anything! Or so they would like us to believe :shifty:

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heh I forgot I wrote all those half assed speeches :P

We were going to say that they didn't do :bou::bou::bou::bou: in the title, but the emoticons won't show... :(:(:(

Goldenboko..7
Loony BoB...5
RSL.........1

Rantzien....18

Rye.........11

Good job on doing stuff!

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leaders: blackmage_nuke · Yeargdribble

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke · Marshall Banana · Miriel · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Freya	Miriel (7/10)
Aerith's Knight Shiny	blackmage_nuke (2/10)
Naomi The Insane	Yeargdribble (1/10)

wooooo Rantzien for pulling the cart!

I remember when Guardian XIII last won this. Now look at what he's turned into! D:

Too bad Rantzien is not being very productive when it comes to the predictions!

Oh yes, I went there.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

The most underrated members of EoFF. You are shining beacons, each and every... all four of you. Light the way for your fellow most underrateds. And, y'know, take credit for it or else we'll forget about you in, like, two minutes.

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Yeargdribble.....8
Marshall Banana..6
RSL..............1

Another obligatory post. :D

I informed the so well-informed Yeargdribble that he won.

I know one thing he doesn't.

GODDAMMIT, PROTO! :mad2:

blackmage_nuke...16

Miriel...........12

Only seven more Ciddies to go! Can you all handle it?

OH GAWD I HOPE I CAN.

Bring it on, Cerberus!

For the members that went from :bou::bou::bou::bou: to a Hit within the last six months.

Most Improved Member
Last winner: NorthernChaosGod · Nomination Leaders: Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Sir Lancealot

The Nominees
DMKA · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Shoeberto · Sir Lancealot

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Raistlin Psychotic Freya	Sir Lancealot (5/10)
Raistlin Jiro Aerith's Knight Shiny	DMKA (4/10)
Sir Lancealot	Shoeberto (1/10)

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MOST IMPROVED MEMBER
As members level up, their attributes improve and they can equip better gear. As members learn how to get the best experience out of the forum, they tweak themselves in various ways; SPAM was a great skill, but then they find out POSTPIC, PARTICIPATE, and other skills have their place as well. Some, of course, stick to the tried and true methods, but others venture out into a wider world and find themselves an entirely different member: an improved member. This season's batch includes some personal favorites as well as a couple grudging agreements from me, but all in all, a great bunch, so let us hear it for DMKA, Hypoallergenic Cactuar, Shoeberto, and Sir Lancealot.

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Are you all still with us? We feel lonely all of a sudden!

The following made little improvement as members

Shoeberto...............8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
RSL.....................1

*more cheers*

We'd link it, but we're too lazy to look for the post.

Sir Lancealot...........14

DMKA....................12

It's 2:30 AM here!

Everyone's asleep AC!

Seriously. :mad:

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Most Missed Member
Last winner: RSL · Nomination Leader: Demon Dude

The Nominees
Demon Dude · eestlinc · Flying Mullet · Quin · RSL

Who they predicted to win...

Jiro Aerith's Knight Freya	Demon Dude (3/10)
Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot/td>	RSL (3/10)
Jessweeee♪ Psychotic/td>	Flying Mullet (2/10)
Naomi The Insane Shiny	Quin (2/10)

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Originally Posted by Freya

For one reason or another these guys are gone. We miss you. Come back. You can have [insert recent cutest couple winners] first born if you do!** Your nominees are:

Demon Dude
eestlinc
Flying Mullet
Quin
RSL

They’ll come back to us. I’m sure. Hopefully. :( They’ll be back. Don’t cry, suck up those tears! You’re a big girl/boy audience!

**This may or may not be of their consent though…

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Congratulations, Fuj :aimkiss:

Amusingly close Ciddie!

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Thanks~ :aimkiss:

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Congrats Fujiko!

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Congrats everyone~ :)

Quin...........9
RSL............9
eestlinc.......6

But we needed a winner... or in this case, someone to miss more than the others :):);)

Flying Mullet..10

Demon Dude.....9

I miss Mullet. :S

I hope he's still running marathons for us though! :D

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Iceglow · JKTrix · Necronopticous · Roto13 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Raistlin Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya	Necronopticous (5/10)
Naomi The Insane Shiny	Iceglow (2/10)
Jessweeee♪ Sir Lancealot	Wolf Kanno (2/10)
Clo	Roto13 (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Freya

Hardcore? More like has no life! HA! Take that people who know more about something than I do! Which they do. They spend all their waking hours hovered over video games picking apart the miniscule details or I like to think so when this award comes up. Your nominees are:

Iceglow
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Roto13
Wolf Kanno

Some of them work for places, sites, or other… places... that require it while the others just have an unhealthy obsession with games. You guys deserve buttons. :)

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If no one (but your main account sometimes) is posting between Ciddies, why are you still bothering to wait the full 5-7 minutes between updates? :p Just get them over with quicker.

So, who won?

Iceglow.........6
JKTrix..........4
Roto13..........4
RSL.............1

OH MAN THIS IS SO BORING IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH RAISTLIN.

Haha, I guess so since no one is going to bother posting it seems.

And the Most Hardcore Gamer is...

Necronopticous..18

Wolf Kanno......10

Oh ew, wtf. Doing crap in predictions this year. Gotta step my game up! On a completely unrelated note, I watched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World today. It was amazing.

Thank you Shiny for bringing new life to this thread!

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Naomi The Insane Raistlin Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya	Wolf Kanno (6/10)
Jessweeee♪ Sir Lancealot Shiny	JKTrix (3/10)
Clo	Jessweeee♪ (1/10)

JKTrix......9
RSL.........1

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Oh ew, wtf. Doing crap in predictions this year. Gotta step my game up! On a completely unrelated note, I watched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World today. It was amazing.

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"You. Evil ex. Fight."

Oops, just noticed that we skipped our speech!

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Originally Posted by Freya

People often get stuck in video games and these guys often help those people on their way to overcoming the issue. Plus they are just nice like that. The nominees for this award are:

Jessweeee♪
JKTrix
Wolf Kanno

If you need help just go to any of them really. Two of them are nominated for hardcore gamer as wells o they will more than likely be able to help you with anything.

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Wolf Kanno..20

Jessweeee♪..13

Nice going Jessweeee! Too bad you didn't win! Would've been nice to upset WK.

I'm in lesbians with you.

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We're almost to the end. We want to apologize for going the "wrong" order. We're not exactly perfect hosts, you know? :shobon:

Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O · Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
o_O · Rantzien · Samuraid

Who they predicted to win...

Naomi The Insane Raistlin Sir Lancealot Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya Shiny	o_O (7/10)
Jessweeee♪ Clo	Rantzien (2/10)
Jiro	Samuraid (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Freya

Double Techy? What does this mean? Tech, coding and stuff? Sure. You guys work hard. I see you helping people out in the Help section :) I imagine you often get asked by old people how to print a cat picture out and when it doesn’t work it’s because their printer wasn’t connected in the first place. You lot are so sweet helping old people like that :D Your nominees are:

o_O
Rantzien
Samuraid

Whoever wins will forever be plagued with helping old people with their cat pictures.

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Samuraid..8
RSL.......1

By a huge margin too!

o_O.......22

Rantzien..10

I'm here to support my homies! Congrats to all the winners, for serial. :monster:

Yay! :love:

Almost there. We still need to do Best Couple, hm?

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rye · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Rantzien · rubah · Shoeberto

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Freya Shiny	Rantzien (8/10)
Naomi The Insane Aerith's Knight	rubah (2/10)

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The fact that I can't comment on any of the nominees helpfulness for this award is not a comment on their ability to help people. Instead, is just proves that I am so smurfing awesome that I don't need help. If you laugh at this I will kill you.

I have asked some friends of mine to do the rest of the speech. Here is a link to the video. Enjoy.

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Helping hands? Like the hamburger helper guy I’m gonna guess. Or that annoying paper clip on MSword from way back when. Man I hated that guy. I mean yeah I get he was programmed to help me but shut up already I don’t need to be prompted all the time! These guys aren’t like that. Unless they are and I just don’t know about it. o.o Those helping people are:

Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Rantzien
rubah
Shoeberto

They are all nice folks who are willing to give you a helping hamburger hand whenever you need it! Just let them! Stop resisting, it’s consensual.

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You like it.

Mmm, Hamburger Helper. *drools* :drool::hyper::goofy:

God xD

I like being helped with my hamburger!

Marshall Banana..7
rubah............6
Shoeberto........5
RSL..............1

oh my lord the ciddies are still going on! SIXTEEN AND A HALF HOURS or something close to that

They both deserve it.

Rantzien.........12

Loony BoB........11

Does nobody love the MOTHERsmurfING BEATLES.

Yer all gay

Another score for Rantz <3

Last one! We promise this will be a good one! :shobon: At least, we hope so.

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Loony BoB & smittenkitten · Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Miriel

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel · Fujiko & o_O · I'm my own MILF & Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Freya	Del Murder & Miriel (6/10)
Naomi The Insane Raistlin	I'm my own MILF & Rye (2/10)
Aerith's Knight Shiny	Fujiko & o_O (2/10)

SIXTEEN HOURS I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT

Being sick in bed sucks.

Rantzien and Guardian XIII have between them probably 40 of the 50 awards. What the chicken. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY

Nah good work brothermen. You're awesome and you can have some pixels to prove it :)

Have I won anything yet? I don't think I have. I think GUARDIAN XIII MY ETERNAL RIVAL HAS WON THEM ALL

Don't worry I know where you live now :)

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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...CuteCouple.png

But I'll tell you who is.

Del Murder and Miriel – These two seemingly avoid each other, forumwise, until the Ciddies are upon us and then they drench each other in kissy faces and hearts and say sweet things to each other in shameful attempts to earn votes. A closer look at some VM exchanges reveals a different story, however. They get mushy quite a bit in there :jess:. Thanks for keeping the public displays of affection to a minimum, guys, but maybe if you did it more often we wouldn't be so confused when it does happen.

I'm my own MILF and Rye – :Oo: More like Most Horrifying Couple! The things I've read, man! The things I've... :barf:

Fujiko and o_O – Legitimately cute. Whenever I see Fuji throw Face a :flirt: I always picture his response as a o_O.

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GO MIRIEL

AND

DEL MURDER TOO I GUESS

Sadly, Clo, the manager has left and the employees are obviously running wild.

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Sadly, Clo, the manager has left and the employees are obviously running wild.

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Can I be the manager? Seriously I won't smurf anything up you can count on me

RSL & RSL's hat........1

wtf.

Fujiko & o_O...........13

OH GOD NOT ONE AT A TIME

damn it to hell you three-headed dog from hell

sorry face and fuji :(

Miriel to finally win an award?

Oh god I thought we didn't have to deal with this without Daniel.

Fuji baby it's okay you're still cute with face

oh wait stop hitting on her she's taken

smurf smurf

what do i do

hey erm uh proot's package yer looking--wait no :bou::bou::bou::bou:

MIRIEL! MIRIEL!

FOR GLORY

ALSO

DEL MURDER IS A COOL DUDE TOO

The Ciddies are doing to Jiro what the internet did to PG.

She won most likely to win one already!

Eric xD

Shorty have I won anything yet? :(

2nd Cutest Couple!!

I'm my own MILF & Rye..14

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And the #1 Cutest Couple!!!

Del Murder & Miriel....15

How anti-climatic was this to end an amazing Ciddies Revelations from HELL?! :monster: You know you loved it, every last second of it! :jess:

One at a time?!

This is awful!

Best Couple is not that exciting!

I need to quit being grouchy, haha.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH MIRIEL

AND DEL

Her wish came true!

THIS IS NOT THE END! Where are my highwind awards?

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damn it to hell you three-headed dog from hell

sorry face and fuji :(

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Fuji baby it's okay you're still cute with face

oh wait stop hitting on her she's taken

smurf smurf

what do i do

hey erm uh proot's package yer looking--wait no :bou::bou::bou::bou:

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smurfING YES

YES

YES YES YES

Wait why am I so happy? Oh man.

Congrats to all the Guardian XIII

Del Murder & Miriel, proving that whoring yourself for votes pays off!

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Originally Posted by Clo

One at a time?!

This is awful!

Best Couple is not that exciting!

I need to quit being grouchy, haha.

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yeah OSCAR the grouch

geddit

FROM THIS CIDDIES I HAVE DEDUCED THAT ERIC IS ONE AWESOME MOTHERsmurfER WHO WILL DOMINATE ALL YOUR ASSES which will make Julian jealous.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Del Murder & Miriel, proving that whoring yourself for votes pays off!

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And thereby encouraging others to do the same. :(

Clo and I are going to advertise our relationship just to piss you off.

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Originally Posted by Clo

FROM THIS CIDDIES I HAVE DEDUCED THAT ERIC IS ONE AWESOME MOTHERsmurfER WHO WILL DOMINATE ALL YOUR ASSES which will make Julian jealous.

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Dominating asses sounds a bit gay

Congrats Miriel and Del!

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THIS IS NOT THE END! Where are my highwind awards?

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OMG! You're right. Looks like we're not finished yet! Let's bring out the HIGHWIND AWARDS!!!!

Okay, the recipient for the Forums Staff Highwind Award is none other than the new winner of Best Admin, Rantzien!

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Rantzien is by far the most productive member of staff. Far more than any of the rest of us. In fact, take 8 Amanda's and you won't even have one of him. Sometimes the members are unaware of who the most productive person is because they don't know what happens behind the scenes. But in this case I think it's clear to everyone. The move to vb4 in particular would have been an epic disaster if it weren't for this guy. I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves for all the work he's done.

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There exist far to few people in my knowledge who are as unequivocally kind to others and generous with their time, knowledge and skills as Rantzien. Eyes on Final Fantasy in the form you know it today quite simply would not exist if it weren't for his dedication and his love for this community. There is no one in my mind more deserving of this award.

Bitches.

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"Do you see these forums - these forums which use vBulletin 4 software? These forums that work? That are operational and have all the features we expect at EoFF? These forums are functional because of Rantzien. If being a staffer was a team sport, which in some sense it is, Rantzien would be what some sports refer to as a "Most Valuable Player".

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Before I start by saying why Rantzien deserves this award, I just want to thank every single staffer and member who have helped make this site fun and enjoyable over the years. Without you guys, this site probably would be like the many other Final Fantasy sites that came before and after it...defunct. With outstanding members like Rantzien, the forum has continued to progress with major changes to the forum such as VB4. He even caters to the little things that are often overlooked by the general populace. He's that helping hand, the wise cracking friend, the diligent techy, the productive staffer, and most of all, an excellent member. Thank you Pom Pom for showing 'em how it's done!

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And next up, the winner of the Site Staff Highwind Award. That goes to Baloki.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Baloki deserves this award because nobody else on Site Staff really does anything. :p

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Congratulations to Rantzien and Baloki!

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Clo and I are going to advertise our relationship just to piss you off.

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Sooo, everyone, Shorty and I, we, like, have candle-lit dinners together, and spend hours in bed talking about the meaning of life, and she won me a plush animal from this fair, and she's just the best girl in the whole world.

Remember when we both disappeared for a few hours earlier...?

Yeah.

AND THERE ARE PICTURES AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER SEE THEM.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Clo and I are going to advertise our relationship just to piss you off.

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Sex != Relationship

Rantzien and Baloki. THREE CHEERS FOR THE DUDES

CHEER

CHEER

CHEER

Ok everyone pack up show's over now

Did you hear that? NO ONE WILL EVER SEE THEM, EVER.

Congrats everyone! :)

OH BUT WAIT THERE"S MORE.

I wish there was guys but I haven't thought of anything interesting to add here in jest

Anyone for eyespy?

Yay Rantz and Baloki for making our online home what it is!

And now, let's find out how the votes were distributed among our nominees! :shiny:

Guardian XII...........127 (7 Ciddies) [Best Post; MLT Be a couple w/ NorthernChaosGod]
Rantzien...............115 (4 Ciddies)
Miriel..................84 (2 Ciddies) [Cutest Couple w/ Del Murder]
Psychotic...............77 (1 Ciddie)
ShlupQuack..............74 (3 Ciddies)
Jiro....................73
Raistlin................73 (2 Ciddies)
Rye.....................70
Blues Agent.............61 (2 Ciddies) [Sexiest/Cutest Male as Blues Agent's Package]
Peegee..................60 (2 Ciddies)
Bunny...................58 (1 Ciddie)
RSL.....................58
I'm my own MILF.........51 (3 Ciddies)
Clo.....................49 (3 Ciddies)
Shorty..................46 (2 Ciddie) [Best Thread]
Wolf Kanno..............45 (1 Ciddie)
o_O.....................44 (1 Ciddie)
Christmas...............43 (2 Ciddies)
NorthernChaosGod........43 (1 Ciddie) [MLT Be a Couple w/ Guardian XIII]
Del Murder..............42 (1 Ciddie) [Cutest Couple w/ Miriel]
Fujiko..................41 (1 Ciddie)
Yeargdribble............39 (1 Ciddie)
Roto13..................34 (1 Ciddie)
Jessweeee♪..............33
fire_of_avalon..........32 (2 Ciddies)
Iceglow.................31
Levian..................29
Marshall Banana.........27
Loony BoB...............26
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..25
Sir Lancealot...........23 (1 Ciddie)
Goldenboko..............22
Freya...................21 (1 ciddie)
Naomi The Insane........21
Zeldy...................21 (1 Ciddie)
Alive-Man...............20
Baloki..................19 (1 Ciddie)
JKTrix..................19
Cid.....................18 (1 Ciddie)
Necronopticous..........18 (1 Ciddie)
Timekeeper..............18
blackmage_nuke..........16 (1 Ciddie)
rubah...................16
Raven Riley.............15
Laddy...................13
Shiny...................13
Shoeberto...............13
black orb...............12 (1 Ciddie)
eternal essence.........12
Flying Mullet...........10 (1 Ciddie)
Future Esthar...........10
Demon Dude...............9
Quin.....................9
SuperMillionaire.........9
enano....................8
Miss_Lulu................8
Sagensyg.................8
Samuraid.................8
smittenkitten............8
Evastio..................7
kotora...................7
Leeza....................7
Lusty Justy..............7
Pete for President.......7
eestlinc.................6
Melissaur................6
Ouch!....................6
qwertysaur...............6
Roogle...................6
Shattered Dreamer........6
Breine...................5
Daryl....................5
DK.......................5
theundeadhero............5
Meat Puppet..............4
novaheaven...............4
Rodarian.................4
Elskidor.................3
missaira.................3
Chimp....................2
Croyles..................2
Kawaii Ryûkishi..........2
nik0tine.................2
Momiji...................1
RSL's hat................1
a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appoitment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1

Total Votes...........2212

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OH BUT WAIT THERE"S MORE.

I wish there was guys but I haven't thought of anything interesting to add here in jest

Anyone for eyespy?

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Jiro, you are the MAN.

But not the Man.

You know what I mean, aw fug.

Eric, that is smurfing ridiculous.

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a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appoitment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1

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Wth xD

MOST VOTES NO CIDDIES RIGHT HERE

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Originally Posted by Jiro

MOST VOTES NO CIDDIES RIGHT HERE

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:squeeze:

But wait, there's more! You can also find this on the first post, but we'll also post it here for you to see.

1. Best Member
Guardian XIII..9
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
ShlupQuack.....7
Psychotic......6
Raistlin.......5
RSL............1

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII.....9
Rantzien..........8
Blues Agent.......6
Jiro..............6
NorthernChaosGod..5
I'm my own MILF...4
Psychotic.........4
RSL...............1

3. Best Female
Shorty..........8
Clo.............7
Rye.............7
fire_of_avalon..6
Jessweeee♪......6
Fujiko..........5
ShlupQuack......3
RSL.............1

4. Best Admin
Rantzien.........11
Del Murder.......8
Psychotic........7
Roogle...........6
ShlupQuack.......5
Kawaii Ryûkishi..2
Loony BoB........2
RSL..............1
Cid..............0

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon..9
Jessweeee♪......7
Rye.............7
Levian..........5
Shiny...........5
theundeadhero...5
Wolf Kanno......4
RSL.............1

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki......18
Goldenboko..8
JKTrix......6
qwertysaur..6
Croyles.....2
Momiji......1
RSL.........1

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent..18
Raistlin.....8
rubah........7
Ouch!........6
Meat Puppet..3
RSL..........1

8. Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF..11
Guardian XIII....10
Jiro.............10
Bunny............6
Miriel...........6
RSL..............1

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII......19
Timekeeper.........7
Shattered Dreamer..6
Elskidor...........3
missaira...........3
Sir Lancealot......3
RSL................1

10. Best Newbie
Clo...............19
Naomi The Insane..15
Raven Riley.......7
RSL...............1

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien.......10
Levian.........9
Jessweeee♪.....7
Guardian XIII..6
Rye............5
Shorty.........5
RSL............1

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin.........9
Bunny............8
DK...............5
Marshall Banana..5
ShlupQuack.......5
Psychotic........4
kotora...........3
Roto13...........2
Baloki...........1
RSL..............1
Shiny............0

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package..10
Jiro...................9
Levian.................9
Rodarian...............4
Laddy..................3
Rantzien...............3
enano..................1
RSL....................1

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo........9
Miss_Lulu..8
Zeldy......6
Fujiko.....5
Rye........4
Shorty.....4
Miriel.....3
rubah......3
RSL........1

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack..18
Jiro........16
Peegee......5
RSL.........1

16. Best Avatar
Clo............10
Del Murder.....8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..7
Jiro...........4
Rye............4
RSL............1

17. Best Signature
I'm my own MILF..8
eternal essence..7
Rantzien.........7
Freya............6
Shorty...........6
Del Murder.......5
RSL..............1

18. Best Artist
black orb...........12
Sagensyg............8
Blues Agent.........7
Pete for President..7
novaheaven..........4
RSL.................1

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII....16
Psychotic........8
Jiro.............7
eternal essence..5
RSL..............1

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF..10
Raistlin.........9
Levian...........6
Rantzien.........6
Yeargdribble.....6
Laddy............3
Rye..............2
RSL..............1

21. Best Spammer
Peegee............13
Bunny.............11
Christmas.........10
NorthernChaosGod..6
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko.....13
Rye........12
o_O........9
Melissaur..6
RSL........1

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas..13
Rantzien...8
Shiny......8
Fujiko.....5
Iceglow....2
nik0tine...2
RSL........1

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack....19
Miriel........9
Yeargdribble..9
RSL...........1

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-contest.html......................................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...nvincible.html......................................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...abes-week.html........................................................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133...ds-heroes.html..6
RSL.........................................................................1

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731...................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ml#post2930515..12
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490.......5
RSL.........................................................1

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic......18
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..5
Iceglow........4
RSL............1

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee..................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..11
Iceglow.................7
Alive-Man...............5
Wolf Kanno..............4
Meat Puppet.............1
RSL.....................1

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13.....19
Alive-Man..15
Daryl......5
Chimp......2
RSL........1

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon...10
Cid..............7
Psychotic........7
Raistlin.........7
ShlupQuack.......6
Loony BoB........3
Marshall Banana..2
RSL..............1

31. Most Informative Member
Yeargdribble.....10
Raistlin.........8
Wolf Kanno.......7
Miriel...........6
I'm my own MILF..4
Iceglow..........4
Rantzien.........3
RSL..............1

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien....18
Rye.........11
Goldenboko..7
Loony BoB...5
RSL.........1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke...16
Miriel...........12
Yeargdribble.....8
Marshall Banana..6
RSL..............1

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot...........14
DMKA....................12
Shoeberto...............8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
RSL.....................1

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet..10
Demon Dude.....9
Quin...........9
RSL............9
eestlinc.......6

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous..18
Wolf Kanno......10
Iceglow.........6
JKTrix..........4
Roto13..........4
RSL.............1

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno..20
Jessweeee♪..13
JKTrix......9
RSL.........1

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O.......22
Rantzien..10
Samuraid..8
RSL.......1

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien.........12
Loony BoB........11
Marshall Banana..7
rubah............6
Shoeberto........5
RSL..............1

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel....15
I'm my own MILF & Rye..14
Fujiko & o_O...........13
RSL & RSL's hat........1

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII..12
Jiro...........10
Goldenboko.....7
Blues Agent....5
Breine.........5
Bunny..........2
RSL............1

42. Get Banned
Bunny...................10
Roto13..................9
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
Peegee..................6
Yeargdribble............6
kotora..................4
RSL.....................1

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel............25
Timekeeper........11
Naomi The Insane..6
RSL...............1

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid...............11
Future Esthar.....10
SuperMillionaire..9
smittenkitten.....8
Loony BoB.........4
RSL...............1

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack.....12
Jiro...........8
enano..........7
Leeza..........7
Guardian XIII..4
Rantzien.......3
RSL............1

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas..20
Psychotic..15
Clo........4
Jiro.......3
Loony BoB..1
RSL........1

47. Be on the Naughty List :jokey:
Zeldy.............15
NorthernChaosGod..8
fire_of_avalon....7
Raistlin..........4
Rye...............4
Freya.............3
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya.............12
NorthernChaosGod..11
Laddy.............7
Marshall Banana...7
Peegee............7
RSL...............1

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin.....12
Blues Agent..8
Evastio......7
Lusty Justy..7
Psychotic....5
Peegee.......4
RSL..........1

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod..13
Iceglow & Raven Riley.............8
Miriel & Raistlin.................8
Shorty & Sir Lancealot............6
Clo & Raistlin....................5
Peegee & Raistlin.................3
RSL & a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appointment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1

GREAT CIDDIES, EVERYONE

let's all thank the beast(s) who ran them!

Seven! Seven Ciddies! Ah ah ah. :count:

My mind is blown.

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GREAT CIDDIES, EVERYONE

let's all thank the beast(s) who ran them!

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The shake up was awesome. Next time you guys should totally reveal them randomly

and like

reveal two at the same time without telling us who won what

and then lie and make someone else win but THEN WAIT THEY DIDN'T

I volunteer because like a false win is better than no win :cry:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The shake up was awesome. Next time you guys should totally reveal them randomly

and like

reveal two at the same time without telling us who won what

and then lie and make someone else win but THEN WAIT THEY DIDN'T

I volunteer because like a false win is better than no win :cry:

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A random revelations? Sounds like a plan!

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

He most likely won't find out he's won, unless Laddy or someone else tells him.

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Right you are. Luckily Laddy is great at his job as an informant. So I'm not as late as I might otherwise have been. Not much to say other than my echo of Raist's thoughts. I like seeing him as runner up and feel almost guilty to win over him. I feel like he's more informative than myself. I think I'm just more loquacious and people make assumptions ^^

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Originally Posted by Shorty

GREAT CIDDIES, EVERYONE

let's all thank the beast(s) who ran them!

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Nine cheers for Award Cerberus.

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Originally Posted by Clo

AND I WOULD DROWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, AND YOU WOULD ALL THANK ME FOR IT AND GIVE ME AN AWARD.

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QFMFT

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Originally Posted by wes the ruh-tard

EDIT: And just ignore when Crystal comes on and inevitably denies deserving this.

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Because sexiest/cutest female, are you all CRAZY?! I thank Shlup's comments for this, so thank you, Shlup's Comments, for making every male on the forum feel bad. They all deserve it, if anything is deserved. :mad2:

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I do what I can.

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ShlupQuack....19

Miriel........9

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I'll bet it was my grief over the loss of my husband that did it. You sick bastards.

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:mad2:

Yearg writes better

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Well now you had to go and be a bitch. I take back my all my snuggles!

Erm, thanks for the Ciddies, whores. They'll look good on my wiki.

Okay well I'm going now I'll see you guys in 5 months in prep for the next ones. ROCKIN

Next time can I win one not connected to Eric? You people only enjoy me for gay jokes. :colbert:

It's been said many times, we're going to get shipped 'til the day we die.

Im not sure if anyone will read this in the sea of posts but Next time we should have a "best ciddie speech from last ciddies" award.

Also most underated member again?
Award ceremony, blackjack, hookers etc

Thanks for voting anyway.

Also I just noticed Award Cerberus is Award Guy account with his username changed, he's not someone else at all!

Aww, I missed the revelation thread :(

Congrats to all the winners - looks like this was Guardian XIII's year!

Oh, and the Vivi graphic things are awesome :up:

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It's been said many times, we're going to get shipped 'til the day we die.

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unless you guys actually hook up

Aww, thanks for all the votes and stuff :love: The highwind speeches made me all warm and fuzzy. On the inside and the outside.

I usually like to see more of an even spread in votes, but it's nice to see Eric getting the recognition he deserves!

Apart from that, thanks to Award Cerberus for a splendid job. Here are the final prediction standings - a clear winner has emerged!

Raistlin: 30
Psychotic: 28
Jessweeee♪: 25
Freya: 25
Shiny: 24
Naomi The Insane: 23
Clo: 22
Aerith's Knight: 21
Sir Lancealot: 19
Jiro: 17
Genius Lynx: 17

I miss not getting the MLT get banned ciddie.

Yes equal :bou::bou::bou::bou:test predictor with Lynx. Good work dude.

This is bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: Psychotic sweeps the ciddies every time it comes around

Thank you and well done for your hard work, hell doggies. You put on a wonderful show. ...christ I sound like a Eurovision judge.

'grats Raistlin on predictions. 30 is a smurfing intense score. Hell I'm proud of 28 myself - 25 or over is always remarkable.

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This is bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: Psychotic sweeps the ciddies every time it comes around

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if not me then it would just be someone like Lonny Bob and nobody wants that.

Huzzah! Huzzah! And Thrice Huzzah! Thank you for best veteran, best poster, and most of all, best confederacy :love:

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Haha, I guess so since no one is going to bother posting it seems.

And the Most Hardcore Gamer is...

Necronopticous..18

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God damn right. At least the Ciddies didn't jump the shark this year.

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2nd Cutest Couple!!

I'm my own MILF & Rye..14

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And the #1 Cutest Couple!!!

Del Murder & Miriel....15

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BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER POSTED COUPLE PIX (grats guys maybe it's time for me and Jess to realize we're just not cute enough :()

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Originally Posted by Jiro

MOST VOTES NO CIDDIES RIGHT HERE

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You beat Jess by three in this! Meanwhile I got 22 votes fewer than you, and 3 more ciddies, which is ∞% more than you :D

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This is bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: Psychotic sweeps the ciddies every time it comes around

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He always wins best everything :cry:

I got more votes than I thought I ever would, which just means that I don't have to change my pink sig for another 6 months at least. Joy!

Congrats to all.

30 predictions right? Jesus, that's far and away the most I've ever gotten. I think the time I tied with Rantz for first (my only other top finish) we had 25.

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BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER POSTED COUPLE PIX (grats guys maybe it's time for me and Jess to realize we're just not cute enough :()

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You just haven't realized the recipe for success: have Rye whine about never winning X award right before the Ciddies and you'll increase your chances dramatically!

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Also I just noticed Award Cerberus is Award Guy account with his username changed, he's not someone else at all!

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Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:, we've been spotted! :eek::eek::eek:

Great job, super sleuth.

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Well now you had to go and be a bitch. I take back my all my snuggles!

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I'm sorry for being a bitch, I want snuggles. :(

30 is the highest it's ever been. Let's make it 40 next time then we can really say Ciddies are predictable.

"Bitches" xD

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Well now you had to go and be a bitch. I take back my all my snuggles!

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I'm sorry for being a bitch, I want snuggles. :(

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I'll give you snuggles. :squeeze:

Congrats to all the winners!

Good to see Guardian XIII and Rantzien getting some recognition for being awesome and good role models the last 6 months, and long before.

As late as it is, I felt bad about not finishing the Best Female speech, so I finished it today instead in case anyone's interested ;o

(SPOILER)

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Females! Ever the entertainment. As we all know, Females are by definition: "a person bearing two X chromosomes in the cell nuclei and normally having a vagina, a uterus and ovaries, and developing at puberty a relatively rounded body and enlarged breasts, and retaining a beardless face; a girl or woman."

So what makes a "Best Female"? I propose that we base our judgement on the above definition and the criteria it lists. Each of these can be graded, after which we can take an average. This number will show us which Female is objectively Best; this is the one who best fits the female criteria. Now, I know, you're gonna yell about Best-ness being a subjective matter, but we'll have time for your inferior opinions later. This is science and it's important!

I cannot use this method here, however, for let it be known to all that none of the Females that have been contacted by Me regarding picture proof of their relatively rounded bodies and enlarged breasts have shared any such proof, and thus it may be that some or all of these are not even Female at all, much less Best. Their chromosome count and possession of each listed organ also remains unclear. If you wish to make a claim to be Female and perhaps ensure a Best title in the future, please contact me with such material.

Ahem.

There is one aspect of the definition I think is debatable. See, I think any female worth her title should be able to rock a good beard and still remain feminine. Perhaps - and this is where we get to the core of the debate - this is what really separates the wheat from the chaff when it comes to Best-ness in Females. For this reason I have resolved to put our wily Females to a test: If they each had facial hair, how would they wear it and can they rock that?


Candidate number one: Clo! Let us see. Clo is one sophisticated, hip woman. She hangs with the right crowd and wears the right haircut and drinks the right coffee. Her facial hair will need to match this, of course. An Anchor, I believe will do.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/clo.jpg

Secondly, we have fire_of_avalon. I think what we need here is a beard of firey fury. Mutton chops are not enough when she makes justice happen... with her fists. What we need is a good old Hulihee!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/foa.jpg

Next up: Fujiko! A fashion lover with more sense of style in her pinky finger than most people have in their heads. She can be trusted to match her beard with her outfit on any given day; with regrowth like that, she can change her facial hair style twice daily if need be. A chin curtain should be a favourite, though.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...-12/fujiko.jpg

Jessweeee♪ has a kind attitude to the people around her and get along with most. And yet, on a few occasions (cough mafia cough), we have seen her blow up into a flaming fireball of fury. What she needs is a French Fork to symbolize this dualism.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...12/jesswee.jpg

Next we have Rye, who despite her attempts to convince you otherwise would probably love to have a good rapist 'stache to scare children with. Considering also her shared heritage with a certain plumber, I think there's only one alternative here.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/rye.jpg

ShlupQuack may have you thinking she'd shave cute patterns into her face, but do not be fooled. She's a stay-at-home wife who goes to Disneyland several times every week. Simple but glorious, this is a recipe for The Hobo.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...0-12/shlup.jpg

Our last candidate, Shorty... well, you know where this is headed. Being our resident pro-beard lobbyist, I do not think she'd be able to show any restraint. Only the best is good enough. All out is the only way to go here.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...-12/shorty.jpg

Who will win? Who will perish? That, my friends, is up to their beards... and your votes, I guess.

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I would rock that glorious beard and you would love it. You would want to stroke it.

but seriously what the smurf man hahahaha

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2nd Cutest Couple!!

I'm my own MILF & Rye..14

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And the #1 Cutest Couple!!!

Del Murder & Miriel....15

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BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER POSTED COUPLE PIX (grats guys maybe it's time for me and Jess to realize we're just not cute enough :()

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I will vouch for Miriel and Murder--they are le cute and have been doing the "cute couple" thing for far longer than you two. Anyone who doesn't think of them when they hear "EoFF cute couple" clearly does not follow either of them on Twitter.

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Well now you had to go and be a bitch. I take back my all my snuggles!

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I'm sorry for being a bitch, I want snuggles. :(

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...Fine. But I get to be big spoon this time.

Rantz I love it and I will grow it. Someday~

I don't really know how I got best Knight and most Powerful. I am kind of afraid. But thank you everyone who nominated me for stuff and voted for me for stuff. You guys are the best internet friends a girl could ask for. <3

AND CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO GOT STUFF. AND THANK YOU AWARD CERBERUS BECAUSE YOU ARE TITS.

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As late as it is, I felt bad about not finishing the Best Female speech, so I finished it today instead in case anyone's interested ;o

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Females! Ever the entertainment. As we all know, Females are by definition: "a person bearing two X chromosomes in the cell nuclei and normally having a vagina, a uterus and ovaries, and developing at puberty a relatively rounded body and enlarged breasts, and retaining a beardless face; a girl or woman."

So what makes a "Best Female"? I propose that we base our judgement on the above definition and the criteria it lists. Each of these can be graded, after which we can take an average. This number will show us which Female is objectively Best; this is the one who best fits the female criteria. Now, I know, you're gonna yell about Best-ness being a subjective matter, but we'll have time for your inferior opinions later. This is science and it's important!

I cannot use this method here, however, for let it be known to all that none of the Females that have been contacted by Me regarding picture proof of their relatively rounded bodies and enlarged breasts have shared any such proof, and thus it may be that some or all of these are not even Female at all, much less Best. Their chromosome count and possession of each listed organ also remains unclear. If you wish to make a claim to be Female and perhaps ensure a Best title in the future, please contact me with such material.

Ahem.

There is one aspect of the definition I think is debatable. See, I think any female worth her title should be able to rock a good beard and still remain feminine. Perhaps - and this is where we get to the core of the debate - this is what really separates the wheat from the chaff when it comes to Best-ness in Females. For this reason I have resolved to put our wily Females to a test: If they each had facial hair, how would they wear it and can they rock that?


Candidate number one: Clo! Let us see. Clo is one sophisticated, hip woman. She hangs with the right crowd and wears the right haircut and drinks the right coffee. Her facial hair will need to match this, of course. An Anchor, I believe will do.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/clo.jpg

Secondly, we have fire_of_avalon. I think what we need here is a beard of firey fury. Mutton chops are not enough when she makes justice happen... with her fists. What we need is a good old Hulihee!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/foa.jpg

Next up: Fujiko! A fashion lover with more sense of style in her pinky finger than most people have in their heads. She can be trusted to match her beard with her outfit on any given day; with regrowth like that, she can change her facial hair style twice daily if need be. A chin curtain should be a favourite, though.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...-12/fujiko.jpg

Jessweeee♪ has a kind attitude to the people around her and get along with most. And yet, on a few occasions (cough mafia cough), we have seen her blow up into a flaming fireball of fury. What she needs is a French Fork to symbolize this dualism.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...12/jesswee.jpg

Next we have Rye, who despite her attempts to convince you otherwise would probably love to have a good rapist 'stache to scare children with. Considering also her shared heritage with a certain plumber, I think there's only one alternative here.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...010-12/rye.jpg

ShlupQuack may have you thinking she'd shave cute patterns into her face, but do not be fooled. She's a stay-at-home wife who goes to Disneyland several times every week. Simple but glorious, this is a recipe for The Hobo.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...0-12/shlup.jpg

Our last candidate, Shorty... well, you know where this is headed. Being our resident pro-beard lobbyist, I do not think she'd be able to show any restraint. Only the best is good enough. All out is the only way to go here.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Image...-12/shorty.jpg

Who will win? Who will perish? That, my friends, is up to their beards... and your votes, I guess.

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Best. Speech. EVER. :jess:

I never thought I would say this to a girl but, Shorty, this beard suits you pretty well. Plus it looks like the bottom of a christmas tree

MLT be banned?

Really guys? You can do better than that.

God xD that supposed picture of me is so ugly I don't even, Rantz xDD Love the beard, though xD

Dude, I look good with facial hair.

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Dude, I look good with facial hair.

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Where's the Site Staff Highwind Award?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the ciddies I've won, but I don't think I've ever won best spammer or weirdest member (but I've tried to win them before)

And there's no way I could compete with Sarah's beard contest. It's interesting that I pretty much twisted her arm until she did it - if I hadn't, would I have won best thread? I was #2 on that list - does that mean I produced the second best thread in EoFF this past year?? I would like to say yes; yes I did.

I should go for most improved member next year. I think all I have to do to achieve that is not get banned or something simple like that. For PG if he doesn't post pokemon desu spam on EoFF for a week it's a miracle.

Cakes and rabbits all around

Alriiight take some credit for the beard thread. You did kindof twist my arm. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did - next time I'll have more faith in the contestants.

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Alriiight take some credit for the beard thread. You did kindof twist my arm. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did - next time I'll have more faith in the contestants.

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I was kidding! It was totally your victoly. Let's be asian together:love::love::love:

I totally read that as "let's be lesbian together". Lesbians on the brain.

Ah ha! Now that whole Washington business makes sense. I knew there was a reason you didn't fall for that beard.

I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about, sir.

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You just haven't realized the recipe for success: have Rye whine about never winning X award right before the Ciddies and you'll increase your chances dramatically!

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On the contrary, having won that award a few times, I'd say that doing the opposite is generally what makes people win. Rye/MILF are far more David & Victoria Beckham to Murd/Miriel's Ben Affleck & Jennier Garner. Murd/Miriel just didn't have as much competition this time around, so I think the reason they got it is by being quiet about their relationship for the most part, but at the same time individually they post enough to stay in people's minds.

But really, it doesn't matter so long as you are happy with who you are with. :)

Congratulations to the winners and congratulations in making it through the Ciddies, Mr. Cerberus! You've done a great job.

Congratulations in particular to Rantzien for his Highwind victory and GXIII on his Best Member win. Well deserved.

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Rye/MILF are far more David & Victoria Beckham to Murd/Miriel's Ben Affleck & Jennier Garner.

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Congratulations, you now hold the distinction of being the gayest member on EoFF. How does this make you feel?

I actually had to look up a celebrity couples site to find out that information (or at least the second couple, anyway). It hadn't been updated since 2009, so if they've since split up then all I can say is "oops".

I feel alright. Slightly hungry.

...... You've made my list, BoB. There are people you do not compare people to.

xD Worth it.

Now to wait for the reaction of Murd being compared to Ben, Miriel to Jennifer and Rye to David. Well, Miriel got off light, I suppose, but oh well.

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...... You've made my list, BoB. There are people you do not compare people to.

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xD I enjoyed it.

I just want it known I had to use the forums thread search function for the first time today, I am neither amused at the fact the Highwinds are not listed on the first page nor at the rubbishness of the search function...

There. The Highwinds are now listed on the first page. Are you happy now? :mad::mad::mad:

No, not really.