And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

Okay, I'm back from work and have perused all of these pages. I have five things to say. Actually six.

ONE, Thank you, bronies, for carrying me to Best Avatar! :love:

TWO, Thank you, EoFF in general, for voting me MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time!

THREE, What in the great green hills are you all smoking to think I'm Best Writer? I mean it must be some seriously whacked out trout. I mean, uh, thank you. (I still think you're all nuts.)

FOUR, where did all this rep come from? No, seriously. What.

FIVE, I have no idea how I beat out Pontus, Jules, and Shlup in the Best Member countdown. It's like if Jar-Jar Binks beat out Han Solo, Yoda, and Princess Leia in the Best Star Wars Character countdown. No, really. WAT. (I'm so flattered, though.)

SIX, I LOVE YOU FOA YOU ROCK. AND SHARKY TOO. AND EVERYONE ELSE. <3 <3

Now that I'm done reading the thread:

1. chionos, what's that version of Dear Friends? It's pretty cool.
2. I'm so glad I didn't volunteer to do any speeches. Nothing I came up with would have been anywhere near as good as any of those speeches were.

Did Pike just call me Yoda? :jess:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Did Pike just call me Yoda? :jess:

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Although I thought you were Princess Leia. Either way, seems like a compliment to me.

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Now that I'm done reading the thread:

1. chionos, what's that version of Dear Friends? It's pretty cool.
2. I'm so glad I didn't volunteer to do any speeches. Nothing I came up with would have been anywhere near as good as any of those speeches were.

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The orchestrated version from the Dear Friends concert series.

I'm going to double post to say congratulations to all the other losers out there. You all did a great job being stepping stones for the winners. All of your hard work paid off in...all of your hard work was pointless. Garbage. Muck and vomit. Everything you do is just a big pile of shet to place beside the awesome splendor of the EoFF elite to make them look even better. You know, there are significantly more of us than there are of them so if we were to band together we could totally overthrow the arrogant pricks who lord their beautiful shiny magnificent awards over us year after year. Except they have all the power too. They get the girls. They get the awards. They run the show. They make us look like grandiloquent fools with their witty one-liners. This might not be our moment, but a time will come when their power wains and we will strike brothers and sisters and hermaphrodites! We will savage their corpses and spit on their memories!!! smurf big brother. smurf the powers that be! And smurf Raistlin out of smurfing principle!

Award Qu is amazatron for pulling off a great Ciddies in the midst of holiday madness and while sick to boot. YAY AWARD QU!! :cheer:

And seriously, best crop of speeches ever. Great job everyone.

Also, Del Murder + Miriel 4 evaaaaa. ^_^

=)

This has to be the best Ciddies for speeches I have ever read, all the speeches were completely awesome great job guys and congrats to all the winners and nominees, just a shame I wasn't around at the time to vote and ect, though it wouldn't have made much difference, there were only 2 Ciddies where I wouldn't have voted for the winner, but then the winner would have been my second choice on one of them so it turned out pretty good anyways ^^

Congrats to all the winners! Foa deserved that win. And she wrote most the speeches! I think it goes hand in hand. So, from.my understanding, I have to be kick ass and write most the speeches. Next ciddies here i come as a foa impersonator! Since Yah know, I can never live up to the real thing. I may have to assassinate her to improve my chances.....

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And she wrote most the speeches!

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Give away half his cookies, never nominate him for an award ever again, take away his mod powers; but for God's sake leave the man his speeches D:

Shhhh dak, trying to suck up to the best member.

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Did Pike just call me Yoda? :jess:

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I was considering Chewbacca but I decided to be nice. <3

but he is chewy, theres a whole book about ti

also yeah take my mod powers plz

OH MAN CAN I MAKE PHIL MY STEWARD

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OH MAN CAN I MAKE PHIL MY STEWARD

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No, you get a Thane and a housecarl and nothing else.

bollocks

So is this like the first time in a few years that Christmas hasn't swept won anything

Christmas hasn't been around lately, I was wondering about that yesterday.

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Christmas hasn't been around lately, I was wondering about that yesterday.

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masmas for most missed member, mid year ciddies? I miss her avatar!

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And she wrote most the speeches!

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fairly accurate, yeah.

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So is this like the first time in a few years that Christmas hasn't swept won anything

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Yeah, for once she didn't show up 2-3 weeks before the Ciddies started. She must have forgotten about her semi-annual visit!

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Did Pike just call me Yoda? :jess:

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I was considering Chewbacca but I decided to be nice. <3

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Lol, I am Chewie. You didn't read Eric's Star Wars story, did you? :O

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Did Pike just call me Yoda? :jess:

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I was considering Chewbacca but I decided to be nice. <3

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Lol, I am Chewie. You didn't read Eric's Star Wars story, did you? :O

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You butter believe it!
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This was all awesome, I'm sad Wolf didn't win most likely to camp out for FFXIII-2's midnight release, though.

It was only ever going to be BoB. Though to be fair, it should have been FFXIV-2 and he wouldn't have to camp out as nobody would be queueing for it.

I think Jesswee would have been an easy choice for that too aside from BoB. But yeah, it really is a two horse race on that one I think if you've spent anytime perusing the FFXXIII forum.

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I think Jesswee would have been an easy choice for that too aside from BoB. But yeah, it really is a two horse race on that one I think if you've spent anytime perusing the FFXXIII forum.

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I don't think even Jessweee would spend time in a FF23 forum.
BoB, on the other hand, probably already has opinions about the game that he'd like to share.

I am sad for the distinct lack of Loony BoB in this Ciddies thread. He almost won Best Admin too (and would have if I didn't rig the vote)!

I need something to witty say about BoB but I'm fresh out. Need a Best Award Qu ciddie next time. There also needs to be a Best chionos award, b/c my 12th year with EoFF should definitely not pass without a ciddie. 11 years is sad enough. There's no Britt anymore, no Unne, there's no reason for me not to have one. Also I don't know if I mentioned it before (rum and wine together apparently do not encourage memory retention), but Qu was extra special awesome this ciddies. Lynx, Jiro, FoA, and Dewicious were all extra super special, for serious.

I think BoB took advantage of this opportunity to take a break from the Ciddies, since he's usually the one in charge of whipping Award Guy doing all the work.

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I am sad for the distinct lack of Loony BoB in this Ciddies thread. He almost won Best Admin too (and would have if I didn't rig the vote)!

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God dammit. I was so close. :( I would have felt like I was truly back to being a Big Time EoFFer if I'd won that!

foa, well done. sharky, well done. Talk about big winners and not the predictable types (at least, not at my end). I think you've both been fantastic lately and obviously a lot of other people thought so, too! Congratulations. :)

I would also like to congratulate Murd on running a very good Ciddies despite various obstacles he has come across along the way. It was a tight schedule, but you pulled it off and I applaud you for that. I also found some of the innovations to how you ran the Ciddies to be really good, so I'll be sure to pick up on some of them for 2012! A truly worthy Ciddies, indeed. Also, how long was it since you were the person I first invited to run the Ciddies instead of me? Five or so years? More? About time, you slacker. ;) :up:

Award Qu, you were an excellent host and you encouraged me to seek extra cookies during my food shopping for Christmas. :up:

So when's dessert?

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I think Jesswee would have been an easy choice for that too aside from BoB. But yeah, it really is a two horse race on that one I think if you've spent anytime perusing the FFXXIII forum.

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I don't think even Jessweee would spend time in a FF23 forum.
BoB, on the other hand, probably already has opinions about the game that he'd like to share.

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Stupid overly sensitive netbook keyboard. You wouldn't believe how many double clicks I've fixed for that one that slipped through since I went on vacation.

There are rumours that FFXXIII will go back to the gameplay style of FFXX, which is great as while the global population really enjoyed the storyline of FFXXI and FFXXII, the smell-and-feel minigames felt extremely gimmicky. The sewers in FFXXII in particular were too much. Never again!

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There are rumours that FFXXIII will go back to the gameplay style of FFXX, which is great as while the global population really enjoyed the storyline of FFXXI and FFXXII, the smell-and-feel minigames felt extremely gimmicky. The sewers in FFXXII in particular were too much. Never again!

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I, for one, enjoyed the chocobo stable boy minigame and I do not care who knows it. :colbert:

A most excellent Ciddies. Thanks for the hard work Award Del! I loved the Cookies idea.

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So when's dessert?

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Here's your dessert! A total votes tally:

fire_of_avalon - 152 (5 Ciddies) (1 Highwind)
Del Murder - 149 (3 Ciddies)
Pike - 149 (3 Ciddies) (1 Cookie)
ShlupQuack - 121 (2 Ciddies)
Jiro - 103 (1 Ciddie) (1 Cookie)
Rantz Rantz Revolution - 101 (2 Ciddies)
NorthernChaosGod - 86 (1 Ciddie) (2 Cookies)
Wolf Kanno - 65 (3 Ciddies) (2 Cookies)
Psychotic - 59 (1 Ciddie)
RSL - 59
Hypoallergenic Cactuar - 55
I'm my own MILF - 55 (2 Ciddies)
Loony BoB - 55 (1 Ciddie)
Raistlin - 53 (2 Ciddies)
Iceglow - 52
o_O - 52 (1 Ciddie)
sharkythesharkdogg - 51 (1 Ciddie)
Marshall Banana - 46 (2 Ciddies) (1 Highwind)
Jessweeee♪ - 43
Vivi22 - 37 (1 Ciddie)
Levian - 32 (1 Ciddie)
Miriel - 32 (1 Ciddie)
Old Manus - 32
Peegee - 32 (1 Ciddie)
shion - 32 (1 Ciddie)
demondude - 30 (1 Ciddie)
Bolivar - 29
Agent Proto - 27 (1 Ciddie)
blackmage_nuke - 27
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air - 26 (1 Ciddie)
Fujiko - 23 (1 Ciddie)
Laddy - 22 (1 Cookie)
The Captain - 22 (1 Ciddie)
Roogle - 21
Kalilung - 20
G13 - 19
The Man - 19 (1 Ciddie)
DK - 16 (1 Ciddie)
DMKA - 16
Shiny - 16
Rye - 15 (1 Ciddie)
Bubbaforever - 14
Pete for President - 14 (1 Ciddie)
Cid - 13
Happy Noodle Boy - 13
Rebellious Eagle - 13 (1 Ciddie)
Flying Arrow - 12 (1 Ciddie)
Fuzakeru - 12
TrollHunter - 12
Cuchulainn - 11 (1 Ciddie)
Genius Lynx - 11
Necronopticous - 11 (1 Ciddie)
Shaibana - 11
eestlinc - 9
Genji - 9
Parker - 9
Yeargdribble - 9 (1 Ciddie)
black orb - 8
Bunny - 8
chionos - 8
Renmiri - 8
Baloki - 6
Justy - 6
scrumpleberry - 6
Mirage - 5
VeloZer0 - 5
Award Qu - 4
ShinGundam - 4
Shorty - 4
smittenkitten - 4
Vincent, Thunder God - 4
zorander - 4
AngelWings8 - 3
Freya - 3
Mawir - 3
Ouch! - 3
Samuraid - 3
The White Wizard of Fynn - 3
Chimp - 2
Flying Mullet - 2
Jentleness - 2
JKTrix - 2
nik0tine - 2
theundeadhero - 1

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Jiro - 103 (1 Ciddie) (1 Cookie)

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So close, Jiro! Too bad you won a Ciddie (And a Cookie), so your goal for most votes and no Ciddie was not accomplished.

Top 10, 1 Ciddie. :(

Yay, Foa. x3

Thanks, Nikki :D

Also Rantzien and I are sharing the Highwind award.

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Thanks, Nikki :D

Also Rantzien and I are sharing the Highwind award.

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How are you sharing said award?

picsplz

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Thanks, Nikki :D

Also Rantzien and I are sharing the Highwind award.

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How are you sharing said award?

picsplz

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wink wink... wink wink wink

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So when's dessert?

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Here's your dessert! A total votes tally:

fire_of_avalon - 152 (5 Ciddies) (1 Highwind)
Del Murder - 149 (3 Ciddies)
Pike - 149 (3 Ciddies) (1 Cookie)

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Only behind foa and tied with Del for second.

Well this feels rather glorious.

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Scoreboard.

(SPOILER)It's not the number of votes that count, but how you use them to get laid win Ciddies.

And get laid.

I'm pretty sure gloating about your internet awards is one of the least likely ways to get laid. Being Raistlin of course being the least likely.

And this round goes to the Murdilicious one.

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I'm pretty sure gloating about your internet awards is one of the least likely ways to get laid. Being Raistlin of course being the least likely.

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Ah, but you forget: you can gloat about anything after you plant the roofies.

Also, well played, though I was expecting that from Shlup. She's obviously getting old.

I'm a little late, but congrats to all the winners. Much lurrrv.

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I'm pretty sure gloating about your internet awards is one of the least likely ways to get laid.

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I stopped caring about getting laid right around the same time that I realized I had five thousand hours in World of Warcraft. Now I live out my life for the sole purpose of accumulating more e-fame.

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I'm pretty sure gloating about your internet awards is one of the least likely ways to get laid.

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I stopped caring about getting laid right around the same time that I realized I had five thousand hours in World of Warcraft. Now I live out my life for the sole purpose of accumulating more e-fame.

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< 25,000+ hours in FFXI and I get laid ALL THE DAMN TIME. I'm not sure, though, if being married is cheating or not. e-fame's cool too. I guess.

What about e-infamy? I think I have that.

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I'm pretty sure gloating about your internet awards is one of the least likely ways to get laid.

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I stopped caring about getting laid right around the same time that I realized I had five thousand hours in World of Warcraft. Now I live out my life for the sole purpose of accumulating more e-fame.

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I have about 6,200 hours in EVE, if you don't consider being on both accounts at the same time to be cheating. Otherwise I think I would have about 4,000.

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...Less than 25,000 or more? Less than more than 25,000? I'm confused now.

the < was supposed to be me pointing at myself. 25,000+, more than 25,000 hours.

I think it's really cute when NCG tries to act badass. I suspect he caught wind of next summer's "Most likely to appear in The Expendables part 3" ciddie.

I think it's cute that you're all on my nuts. :colbert:

I think it's cute that you seem to like it. :goofy: