You are everything I've ever wanted.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Joker
Never let me go. :flirt:
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You are everything I've ever wanted.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Joker
Never let me go. :flirt:
They say the eyes are a window into the soul.
And now I know who Venom is, what Venom is. Can I crush a dream so flippantly? Who am I?
Say your nameQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Batman
##Unvote: Venom
##Vote: Wonder Woman
JSYK, you guys are making watching this unbelievably fun for me and SD
I'm loving every second of this game :lol:
##unvote Venom
##vote Wonder Woman
you think unvoting venom and voting for wonder woman is fun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
Well
OK!
##unvote: Venom
##vote: Wonder Woman
welp
now i just feel like a bandwagoner.
...
SPIDERMAN DID IT :shifty:
http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictur...e/DontMess.jpg
VANILLA GORILLA! VANILLAAA GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I just feel it in my gut. It's 9/10 right, other times it's gas.
:stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Bane
DO NOT MOCK MIGHTY SPIDARMAN!!!
I'm not mocking :colbert: It's a homage.
(3) Wonder woman - Bane, Captain America, Batman
(1) Captain america - Joker
(1) The Flash - Venom
(1) Venom - Loki
54 mins puny mortals
Um, what's all of this voting for Wonder Woman?
I'm not entirely clear why you guys are voting for her, so I'm not going to bandwagon. I'm not really sure what to think of her, tbh, so I won't be jumping to her defense either.
The day is drawing to a close, so I suppose I'd better vote, even though it won't change anything. Like I said on Day 0 (or was it Day 1?), I think everyone should vote every day.
##Vote: Superman
I don't like the way he did nothing yesterday, zipped in to vote randomly, then zipped out and never came back. He hasn't been back at all today. It looks like it's Wonder Woman's head on the chopping block tonight, but if there's a twist and Superman dies tonight, the worst case scenario is we lose a useless, inactive townie.
I only did it because HC told me to.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron Man
Ah. Now that might be problematic for you.Quote:
I'm not entirely clear why you guys are voting for her, so I'm not going to bandwagon. I'm not really sure what to think of her, tbh, so I won't be jumping to her defense either.
I didn't say to do anything. Cum on guys,
if you are going to play, some sillyness is great, but just being stupid is stupid.
Something tells me they're not just being stupid HC, lets just watch.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
I don't think anyone really knows who to vote for today. Harrumph.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] BatmanI only did it because HC told me to.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron Man
Ah. Now that might be problematic for you.Quote:
I'm not entirely clear why you guys are voting for her, so I'm not going to bandwagon. I'm not really sure what to think of her, tbh, so I won't be jumping to her defense either.
Agreed.
How disappointing. Lynching someone else won't let me show you how I am immune to you. This synchronization without any in thread discussion ties you all very closely together, my friends. But then, I already knew you were tight.
You shouldn't have doubted the Sprinklefairy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
Also, there is clear order and reason to my votes today, and I have learned a hell of a lot already. I know what Superman is, and I know what Venom is, and I know what Loki is. Soon, I'll know what Wonder Woman is. What Iron Man is.
Mods should not have any input on the players tactics :colbert: Abstain from calling people stupid. Paulchotic said that was a no no earlier in the thread. GOODNESS HYPO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
Well, tell me what Superman is so I know whether I should change my vote at the last minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] BatmanYou shouldn't have doubted the Sprinklefairy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
Also, there is clear order and reason to my votes today, and I have learned a hell of a lot already. I know what Superman is, and I know what Venom is, and I know what Loki is. Soon, I'll know what Wonder Woman is. What Iron Man is.
I wasn't talking about your tactics, I was talking about the actual posts.
the only one who is being tight around here is loki, venom, i am still waiting to hear about the best wristies and his smart thongs, sort him out son :colbert:
15 mins left people make it count ;)
You want me to tell you how to vote? :confused: I thought I was a spaz. :colbert: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron Man
##daykill Batman
Superman is smelly, that's what Superman is. But I guess that's what happens when you wear your underwear on the outside.
I am disappointed that these accounts lack the ability to rep.
smackQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...d-2FrMO_oInkyg
You were, far and away, the most annoying player early on. Now I'm less likely to punch you in the face. But not entirely unlikely.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] BatmanYou want me to tell you how to vote? :confused: I thought I was a spaz. :colbert: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron Man
But if you can convince me that Superman doesn't deserve to die, I'll change my vote, even though it doesn't really matter at this point.
It would be hilarious and random if this actually happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
But it doesn't :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron ManIt would be hilarious and random if this actually happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
So now,
Venom.
Venomino.
The Big V.
Why the lie?
It doesn't? HC you are a low down dirty liar. :colbert:
Captain America you impatient, impotent little twerp, how dare you rush me! I am busy being the most brilliant and sloppiest god in all of Valhalla.
As for the answer to your questions: I do not wear these so called "thongs" but if you were looking for a pair then I recommend this mortal store known as "City Beach" for it is where many of my meaningless peons obtain theirs.
Oh, and also: you know that bitch Freya be all up in this trout, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo
Because there were too many delays to the plan anyway. I didn't want to disappoint those who waited so long for this moment. Sometimes you just bite the proverbial bullet and try your best. Sometimes you win. Mostly you lose. But you always have fun while doing it. Always.
Who have I voted for?
##Unvote: Whomever
##Vote: [M] Superman
Like I said, he smells bad.
That wasn't so difficult now was it? Thanks for the heads up home boy. I'm glad we're on the same page again. :aimkiss:
Don't name drop me or call me names. :colbert:
All this switching and swapping must be really taxing for you. I don't know.
Wonder Woman needs to appear already I'm getting bored. How long to go?
I might've already voted for him. Oh well. Just to reinforce the point. Drive it home a little harder. Twist, and let the juice seep just a little. Wake up Superman. Wake up!
Oh now Venom. There's no call for that. You may have an extra secret but you're not the only one, no no no, no sir. There's more than one way to skin a cat and you can't save yourself from every eventuality.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Venom
I'm going to give the game a 30min day extention to see if Superman or Wonder Woman turn up. Why? Because I can!
List of Norse gods and goddesses - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Freya, also know as Frigga. Not only a Norse Goddess, also a character in Thor, the movie. Thor's wife. You need not be so sensitive darling, tis only banter. Easily what one would expect from I, Loki, were I in character.
There are only two certain things in life: Death, and Batman wins.
Win conditions, and all that. :joker:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Venom
christ on a bike bro's some of us have to work in the morning :colbert: only reason I'm still up now was to see the day's end. extension-happy man slags, sort it out. :doublecolbert:
Thirty minutes is not all that long, Captain. You were frozen for many years, after all. Why don't you tell us a story.
Next time I host a game, I'm making the first joke "Daykill" actually happen, because it'll be awesome.
You've given away the surprise now, Iron Man! What are you without your suit and witty banter? Nothing!
Phwoar, I tell you what, it's awful nippy today. Ironic considering I'm the ice man and all that.
I just realised I have broken one of my golden rules of mafia. Never vote last. What if Wonder Woman is a bomb? Loki, please die for your Sprinklefairy! :shobon:
A story? Here's a story for you. When I was a little Captain, about 7 or 8 years old, I had invited my old chum Brucie over to my house to play. We were just doing your generic playing kind of thing, toys and all this, when he asked me if it was okay to use the bathroom. I said sure! No problem with that. He had only been gone for a short while when I heard some fearful yelling, "Cap! Cap! Come here quick!!" So I got up and rushed over, worried for my friend. When I got to the bathroom I could see the fear in his eyes. I shouted to him, "What's wrong?!" Gingerly, as if unsure of what he was doing, he pulled something up and held it in front of me, clearly worried at the device he was holding. It was one of my mother's tampons. "Look!" he yelled nervously, "This is dynamite!"
I almost fainted. I went weak at the knees. I know better now, but back then I was an ignorant little kid. "Waaaah!" I screamed. "Those are my mom's! Why the heck does she have dynamite?" Brucie blurted out "Dangerous! Your mom is dangerous!"
I didn't know what to do, I was panicking. All I knew is that I had to hide them, for myself and my mother. "Please Brucie!" I begged, "Please promise you won't say anything about this!" I could tell while looking at him that he was giving the whole issue some serious thought, and after he'd mulled it over he said to me "Sure, I'll keep it secret. With one condition. Let me have one."
What else could I do? I let him keep one, once again imploring for his secrecy, and he shortly departed from my house. I was uncomfortable about the whole thing for the rest of the day though, and tried my best to avoid my mom, who I thought was some kind of assassin. Later that day at dinner I couldn't keep it to myself any longer and called my older sister to come. "Look!" I said, holding up a tampon, "Mom's got dynamite!" Obviously, my sister knew better than me and while initially nervous at my behaviour broke into giggles and explained to me "No, no, silly. Those are just things that women need!"
Man, Venom, let me tell you, I was so relieved! I didn't quite understand yet, but at least I knew it was safe and my mother wasn't an assassin. I ended up being so happy that I forgot about the whole incident entirely, for years. I actually got a bit older and went to a different school than Brucie did, but because I used to play baseball for my local team that was made up of kids from all schools I still heard about stuff, y'know. Sure enough when I was about 13, 5 years later, one day this kid on the team came running up to me. "Cap! Cap! Did you hear?" "What?!" "It's about Batman! Apparently, the other day at school his teacher was yelling at him in front of the whole class. All of a sudden, for some reason, Batman stood up and threw a fire lit tampon at the teacher!"
And that's my story. Lovely old Brucie and his gadgets. :shobon:
There is nothing in it for me. I refuse. I don't work for you.
You'll miss me when I'm gone. :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Loki
5 mins until Wonder Woman dies unless you all change your mind that is
Captain, that will have to go along with the other story of yours I have saved on the old harddrive. Absolutely magical man.
OH HERE WE GO LET'S SEE THE RAPID CHANGING VOTES.
The problem is, I don't know who else to lynch. Captain, Venom, Loki, they're clearly all good sorts. Superman is obviously too easy. Iron Man, well, I tried that trick before didn't I? Bane.... ehhhhhhhh........ I don't know what the smurf Bane is. I think Wonder Woman will tell me what Bane is and that's another point for Wonder Woman. I like the Joker on a personal level too much I think. Ras al Ghul? Wolverine? Why bother.
##Vote: Wonder Woman
Under the bus, under the bus, throwing Loki under the bus.
Taking a leap on faith on you here. Don't disappoint. The first time is always the worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] BatmanYou'll miss me when I'm gone. :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Loki
I had hoped Wonder Woman would come out and play, much like Venom. Where now? We're at a dead end. Someone needs to die, we need a truth of something. I wish I could've talked to her as now I fear Bombness. Oh well, better to burn out than to fade away. Come, Bomb. I shall not flinch.
You need to unvote first Trickster not that it mattersQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Loki
Day 3 OVER flavour to come
better not pull some FLAVOUR COMING SHORTLY bulltit considering you gave yourselves half an extra hour to do it :colbert:
Wonder Woman has been a pretty active player, so I'm assuming that she's not here defending herself because she's simply not here.
##Unvote
##Vote Wonder Woman
Whoopsie :p
I just wanted to keep your cat in a bag. :stare:
not sure what is this games worst kept secret, who batman is, who I am, loki/venom. :spin:
Wonder Woman was lead up to the gallows & as irony would have it the noose is made from her lasso of truth! When the rope slips around neck she begins to speak.
"No appreciation for art. Knifes are better than any paint brush. Lex Luthor tried to block me, I made him art. Doctor Doom, more art. I hope you are happy detective. Our dance, our chase it is over!"
Wonder Woman was The Ripper played by Agent Proto. Thanks for playing!
Night 3 send me your actions!
Wakey wakey flithy mortals Day 4 is upon us.
A grim discovery was made this morning, Batman was found wearing a fairy costume with a rope around his neck and an orange in his mouth! While not weird for Batman it is the bullet hole in his head that did the damage. Batman was a Sprinklefairy played by Psychotic. Thanks for playing.
This day will last 24 hours!
Noooo not the sprinklefairy :(
Now that the ripper is dead, are you going to help the town Lonem?
Well that certainly is a disappointment. Nobody protected Batman? That might have cost the town everything! I am now, however, convinced that Superman is scum. He really ought to have come back to try and defend himself, and he hasn't, so he might as well be dead anyway. Oh, and as a bonus, I became a substitute Cop now that my target has been disposed of. And guess what Clarky? You're dirty :bigsmile:
##Vote: [M] Superman
##Vote: Captain America
You know why :aimsun:
Oh, and I must sincerely apologize for not protecting dearest Batman last night. I thought perhaps he might have been safe; that is not the case. It does provide us with time to locate the Mafia and eliminate them. Numbers should be in our favor.
These are the accounts left in play:
Superman
Wolverine
The Flash
Ra's al Ghul
Iron Man
Bane
Captain America
Joker
Loki
Venom
With one Mafia member and one Serial Killer eliminated, I believe we are only searching for two more mafia members. Having 5 anti town players in a 17 man match is highly unlikely. It is time we stopped wasting time and finish this now.
Do I smell a Doctor roleclaim? Delicious. That makes me warm and tingly in my loins. My lips are moist. Come to me Loki and together we might save the town from this mafia menace.
The fact that Loki, Bane, Captain America and Iron Man are the only other "active" players is concerning. Ra's al Ghul and Wolverine have both posted, but subsequently disappeared! Could our remaining scum all be hiding as inactives? The only way to be sure is for me to continue investigating them, I suppose!
Welp we don't so would you mind explaining that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Loki
I don't like how hard you're going for an inactive. :/ Did you really get a guilty investigation
Guilty as they come.
Huh. Well.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Venom
The Detective role is pro-town, right? So Venom would be pro-town even if his Ripper is dead? So there's really no reason to roleclaim "cop" if he's not one. Just the fact that we're pretty sure Venom isn't scum is good enough for me. Plus, our cop died Day 1 before he could investigate anyone, so I'd believe a substitute Cop wouldn't be beyond the realm of possibility.
##Vote: Superman
Also:If you're a protective role, who did you protect on the previous nights? Doesn't seem like you were very successful. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by [M] Loki
Whoever thought killing Batman was a good idea deserves a slap!
I was more worried about protecting Venom than I was about protecting Batman. With the Ripper being a real thing, we all know that Venom is on the straight and narrow.
Is this another protective roleclaim?Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Ra's al Ghul
This is all boring like now :/ Thanks mafia.
##vote: superman
5 mins & Superman hangs in the dullest day of Mafia I've ever seen :O
Day 4 has now ended! Flavour to come
Superman is lead to the gallows & finds the rope is made of Kryptonite. "Maybe I shouldn't of spent so much time in my fortress of solitude then maybe I wouldn't be in this situation".
Superman was a Vanilla Townie played by Kalilung. Night 4 has begun. And please I hope Day 5 sees a lot more activity :/
Day 5 is here foul mortals! This morning I discovered a puddle of melted goo with an adamantium skeleton sitting in it. Looks like Wolverine won't be coming out to play then. Wolverine was a Doctor played by Tifa's Boobs. Thanks for playing!
Hello Mafia.
GUESS WHO. ITS ME, SPIDAR MAN. IM BAAAAAAAAAACK.
And you made a pretty big smurfing mistake.
I get why you killed me. Oh no the big bad naughty person will destroy us all!!!!! You were terrified of me. Well guess what? I'm back you jerkwads. And this time I am town - you are now actually my enemies. Christ that was rather silly of you really.
Now then
##vote: Iron Man
Get lynched Iron Man.
As for you Rassy Ghoul, I thought you were some sort of doctor. ;) Who did you "protect" last night? WOLVERINE? :goofy:
First: Superman being town is evidence against Venom, but Venom did know there was a Ripper, so I do think he was a detective, so I think he's an insane cop.
Second: I don't believe for a second there are/were three healing roles. Ra's or Loki is lying. Possibly both.
Third: Evidence, please, Flash.
##vote Iron Man
He is pretty much a gimp, Venom's not scum, Bane's not scum, I'm not scum, pretty sure Loki isn't scum, dunno about Joker but willing to give the benefit of the doubt for now. can't really even remember who all else is in the game but Iron Man is basically a nonce so that's enough to convince me he is a scum :)
I know Iron Man is a Monk
Actually dude I think he is a catholic priest. :rolleyes:
Iron Man actually PMed me last night and said "I am going to kill Wolverine". And now Wolverine is dead... COINCIDENCE?
So nothing's happening and you're going to go back to just being completely random?
wow flash that is some pretty daming evidence right there and I am more than convinced that i have made the right decision to vote for iron man. i hope the rest of the players can add up all your input and make the same good call we have to get rid of this obvious scum
Ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
Why?Quote:
Bane's not scum
Why?Quote:
I'm not scum
Why?Quote:
pretty sure Loki isn't scum
Why?Quote:
dunno about Joker but willing to give the benefit of the doubt for now
And you've done, what, exactly?Quote:
can't really even remember who all else is in the game but Iron Man is basically a nonce so that's enough to convince me he is a scum :)
It's not completely random. Random would be if I was voting for you for no reason. I have a lot of very good reasons for doing so.
Here's number one:
1. YOU ARE MAFIA!!!
I mean, I'd love it not to be true, but I can't ignore evidence like that.
Oh man, did I fall into a worm hole and end up back on day 1? D:
Call me when it's day 2 again.
Day 1? You mean the day where you lynched the cop? :greenie:
i have done many things.
1.) killed the ripper.
2.) did not vote to kill the cop like a penis
3.) saved banes life when the ripper targetted them
what have YOU done?
come into the thread a few times to whinge about superman being inactive and batman for being CRAZY I DON'T UNDERSTAND HE IS JUST A SPAZZ
oh and killed wolverine and told the flash about it.
and also been a general baby about mafia in general. but don't worry bubby, it gets better. i promise.
iron man
tony stark
WINTER IS COMING
you're a god damn ostrich burying your head in the sand
well sir no more
i think you need to eat your diaper accordingly
AMEN TESTIFY
You know what?Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Captain America
Fuck you. I'm out.
I wanted to quit day 1, but I didn't want to just abandon my partner.
Then when my partner died, I still wanted to quit playing, because it wasn't fun, but as the only remaining Mafia, it wouldn't be much of a game without someone to hunt, would it?
But hey, you're making it as unpleasant an experience as possible, so to hell with you.
Games over. The end.
Your first forum
Iron man. That was disgraceful. I am at a loss for words.
While I cannot speak for Shattered Dreamer, you will not be playing in any game I host from now on.
Oh see now that's bollocks because I was going to kill the Flash today by saying "smurfing mods made me insane" and saying Flash came up innocent. That's too bad. It does mean I can stop my own sham now, though! Self bannation from forthcoming mafia games due to the fact I was me.
Me.
And me! Uweee heee heee!
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Oh!
##STOPLYNCH
Maybe we can buy Iron Man some time!
http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy...ka_-_Laugh.gif
Ra's al Ghul is the doctor. I claimed Doctor knowing that anyone who questioned my validity would be the real doctor. Simple, really.
And if not for July 4th, I would have easily been able to tell who the scum was. I was going to be my pretend cop until someone stepped out of line. It was going to be a cakewalk, friends!
I feel as though this is a major victory for me though. All three accounts survived? Not bad at all, mortals. Too bad I didn't actually get a chance to do anything good. I owe my success purely to the Sprinklefairy. I knew Batman was going to be my greatest ally if he were not scum.
http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy...ka_-_Laugh.gif
:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Iron Man
What in the name of blue hell is going on here would somebody like to tell me?
Iron Man confessed and linked the mafia forum cause he didn't want to play anymore.
Jiro confessed he had 3 accounts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Bane
lol I guess you better all hang his ass then :lol:
Are you saying that the game isn't done with Iron man giving up and outing himself?
Joker used his power to stop the lynch therefore there can be no lynch today. But if all the players want to end the game here & now I will
There's no point to continuing, really.
Then if that is the case!
##Modkill: [M] Iron Man Iron Man was The Godfather played by Roto13. If you didn't want to play anymore you could of said Day 1 but whatever.......
The winner is [M] Venom!!!!!!! Venom was The Detective played by Jiro. The Detective is the winner because The Ripper was lynched before the last Mafia was killed.
I will post Role PM's etc in the discussion thread later on tonight or tomorrow.