Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies - Winner's Ceremony!

They might be in Award Cactuar's fro.

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What did you expect Quina to do with it's Ciddie? Photographer: Alias-Hugo

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Best Creature

The Nominees
Behemoth · Cactuar · Chocobo · Malboro · Moomba · Tonberry

And the winner is...
Chocobo

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I knew it! Chocobo FTW! :D

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

No! Chocobo is a deserved victory I say. And a good prediction too!

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I agree with you 100%. Chocobo is a classic FF creature! :D

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Eiko helps to return the Ciddies. Photographer: SummonerDagger88

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As does White Mage, although she seems to be a little more preoccupied with posing for the paps... Photographer: Fuzakeru

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Award Chocob: Woah! It got a little feisty there for a moment when Red XIII went face to face with one of the Shinra guard dogs... pretty sure there was only ever going to be one winner there!

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Red XIII is said to have let the stupid fella off easy. Photographer: Waahtis

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GO RED!!! :D

Those awful thieves! :argh: How dare they steal our Ciddies!

Hmm... I wonder what's in the chest we brought back! Any ideas...?

Best Villain

The Nominees
Emperor Mateus - FFII · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Kuja - FFIX · Rufus Shinra / Shinra Corp - FFVII · Sephiroth - FFVII · Seymour Guado - FFX · Sin - FFX

Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Rinoa Heartilly

Rinoa Heartilly: During the run of our adventures, we have faced some astounding villains, some scary, some sexy and some just plain creepy. I was even possessed by a monstrous villain, an evil sorceress set out to destroy time, and tear holes through the fabrics of reality itself. And that wasn’t the greatest experience of my life.

With that in mind, we can reflect on what facing these villains taught us, it taught us to stand up and fight for what we believed in. To fight for our world and our people, to fight for ourselves and to fight to protect those we love. It taught us to fight for love.

Through fighting these villains, we battled our own inner demons along the way and learnt things we never knew, and did things we never believed we could do.

Emperor Mateus attempted to reach World Domination, and would do whatever it took, including using demonic forces to succeed in his attempts.

Kefka Palazzo was the maniacal clown that gave us all nightmares with his Magitek destruction!

Kuja was the Genome intent of harnessing all of the power of the mighty Eidolons to wreak his revenge on those that created him.

Rufus Shinra and the Shinra Corp were the force behind destroying Gaia and it’s lifestream, terrorists and corporate evil at it’s finest.

Sephiroth, a villain with some serious strength and evilness. He killed Aeris in the Temple of the Ancients, and showed us all what true evil looked like with those mako filled eyes.

Seymour Guado had greed, and wished to become Sin, destroyer of Spira. He wanted power and tormented the young heroine, Yuna, to try and attain it!

Sin, created by Yu Yevon it was a destroyer and curse on the world of Spira until it was finally destroyed by Yuna and her Guardians at last, freeing Spira.

All of our villains are worthy of the title, they are all misunderstood, and perhaps had things been different, they’d have been the heroes.

And afterall, there is no story without the two halves; good and evil. There is no battle, and there is no path.

So, without further ado, I’d like to announce the winner...

And the winner of “Best Villain” is...

HAS to be Kefka.

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Rinoa finally gets her time on stage after the Ciddies theft escapade. Photographer: DarkRinoa88

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Why don't you ask Zidane and/or Locke? Inviting thieves and treasure hunters may have made this an inevitability :monster:

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Don't forget Yuffie, though she only steals Materias.

Best Villain

The Nominees
Emperor Mateus - FFII · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Kuja - FFIX · Rufus Shinra / Shinra Corp - FFVII · Sephiroth - FFVII · Seymour Guado - FFX · Sin - FFX

And the winner is...
Kefka

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Originally Posted by Award Cactuar

Those awful thieves! :argh: How dare they steal our Ciddies!

Hmm... I wonder what's in the chest we brought back! Any ideas...?

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Probably the best awards for the Square Enix co. employees. :)

Huzzah, the correct villain won.

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That makes it two Ciddies for Kefka! Photographer: Surfinpika

Aww shucks. I was totally rooting for Sephiroth, the fallen hero.

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Huzzah, the correct villain won.

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I agree! Not only Kekfa's the best villain but also a fashionable one too! :D

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Highwind Award for Most Loved Current Square-Enix Employee

The Nominees
Hiroyuki Ito · Masayoshi Soken · Naoki Yoshida · Tetsuya Nomura · Yoichi Wada · Yoshinori Kitase · Yoshitaka Amano

Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Sazh & Dahj

Sazh Katzroy: Well, hey everyone. Looks like me and my little pal are here to announce the winner of a Highwind Award!

Dahj Katzroy: Why is it called a Highwind Award, Dad?

Sazh: Well, it's name after Cid Highwind, the guy who made this entire show happen.

Dahj: But why not call it a Ciddie?

Sazh: Oh, well, that's quite simple. This award isn't for a normal person like you and me - these awards are for the Gods.

Dahj: Do Gods need awards, Dad?

Sazh: Well... Well, nah, not really. They'll always go on doing their thing. But that doesn't mean that you can't give them a little praise every now and then, you know what I mean?

Dahj: Yeah, I guess so. Who wins!?

Sazh: *chuckles* Well, we'll get to that. We have to announce who's up for this award, first!

Dahj: Oh!

Sazh: Alright. Let's see if you can read the names.

Dahj: *looks at names* These names are really weird. Why do Gods have such weird names? They should be given sensible names like Cloud or Squall.

Sazh: I guess so, kiddo. Here, let me help you - the first nominee is Hiroyuki Ito. You can just call him Ito, it's nice and easy to remember!

Dahj: What does he do?

Sazh: Oh, Ito, he's one of the big daddy Gods. He tells the other Gods what they need to do, he tells them how he wants it done, and he designs entire lives and worlds.

Dahj: *shock* He designs lives!?

Sazh: Yeah!

Dahj: *awe* Wow!

Sazh: And next up is Masayoshi Soken. Now, Soken is a god of music. You know how when you walk around, there's almost always music playing? Almost like it fits your mood at the time?

Dahj: *nods* Yeah.

Sazh: Well, that's Soken's doing. He plays music for the entire world, all day long, all night long.

Dahj: What about when it's quiet? Sometimes it's quiet. Is he going to the toilet or something?

Sazh: Uh... Oh, look, it's Naoki Yoshida next! He's nicknamed Yoshi-P. He's a pretty new God, I have to say, just like Soken. But he's making a big impact. Yoshi-P finds worlds that are in trouble, and he makes them better. He basically does similar things to Ito, but he is known for doing it for already existing worlds. Sort of like a repair man!

Dahj: He should visit the World of Ruin, I think they need him.

Sazh: Ha! *laughs* Yeah, I guess so.

Dahj: *excited* Who else? Who else!?

Sazh: Ah, Nomura! Tetsuya Nomura. Now, Nomura, he does similar things to Ito - he tells the other Gods how things should be done. You know what, he's also been known for making people, too. You remember meeting Cloud and Red XIII earlier? I think you liked them. Well, Nomura created a lot of people in their world.

Dahj: Cool... I like Red XIII. He looked awesome. Monura did a good job on him.

Sazh: It's Nomura, son.

Dahj: Nomura...

Sazh: Yeah! That's it. Oh, hey, next up is Yoichi Wada. Well, he's the top dog at the moment. Wada's responsible for all the Gods. He's basically president of them! The big, big daddy!

Dahj: Sort of like you?

Sazh: You're a great kid, you know that?

Dahj: Mmmhmm. Hurry up, though, Dad... Everyone's watching us, it's kind of weird.

Sazh: Alright, alright, let's see... Ah, Yoshinori Kitase. Now, Kitase is the God of Gran Pulse and Cocoon, where we're from.

Dahj: Kitase is Maker!?

Sazh: Uhm... Yeah, you know what, maybe Kitase is Maker. I suppose that makese sense. We'll go with that for now.

Dahj: Just one more to go, Dad!

Sazh: Okay, let's see - oh, Amano! Amano is pretty old. I think he's been around since the beginning of time. Now, if you look around you, chances are you'll see a lot of his work. He creates people, he puts colour into the world. If you ever start looking around and thinking about how beautiful things are, you can thank Amano. He's pretty good at what he does!

Dahj: Yeah!

Sazh: Oh, hey, no more Gods left to tell you about for now...

Dahj: Aww. *pouts*

Sazh: Don't you worry, Dahj. There will be more of them talked about soon enough in the next award, which is for the old Gods who have retired.

Dahj: Yay! I love you, Dad, you're the best.

Sazh: I love you too, kiddo. Okay, now, let's see if you can remember how to read those names. I want you to say ""And the winner is"" and then read out the name you find in this envelope. Got it?

Dahj: Got it!

Sazh: On you go, then.

Dahj: And the winner is...

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Those awful thieves! :argh: How dare they steal our Ciddies!

Hmm... I wonder what's in the chest we brought back! Any ideas...?

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Probably the best awards for the Square Enix co. employees. :)

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I don't know but I really want to open it! :excited:

It's probably going to be Amano or Nomura.

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It's probably going to be Amano or Nomura.

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My guess is Amano~

I loved the Sazh and Dajh speech! My favourite so far.

Honestly, though, Ito and Kitase have arguably done more to shape most of the games most people here love than anyone else on that list, so one of them arguably deserves it. But directors aren't nearly as visible as character designers, I guess.

Highwind Award for Most Loved Current Square-Enix Employee

The Nominees
Hiroyuki Ito · Masayoshi Soken · Naoki Yoshida · Tetsuya Nomura · Yoichi Wada · Yoshinori Kitase · Yoshitaka Amano

And the winner is...
Tetsuya Nomura

Damn, I touted Amano. Still, all worthy winners!

Amano actually isn't even employed by SE actually. :x Just looked it up. Just does commissions for them. Fascinating, isn't it~?

EDIT: Possibly wrong on this. :x Should read more than a few sentences next time. :monster:

Highwind Award for Most Loved Former Square-Enix Employee

The Nominees
Hironobu Sakaguchi · Masato Kato · Nobuo Uematsu · Ted Woolsey · Tetsuya Takahashi · Yasumi Matsuno · Yasunori Mitsuda

Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Josef, Minwu, Ricard & Scott

This is almost certainly going to be Uematsu, and it probably won't even be close.

Josef: Haha! Hiya everyone! Josef here!

Minwu: Along with I, the White Wizard Minwu!

Ricard: And Ricard Highwind the Dragoon!

Scott: Scott, prince of Kashuan at your service!

Minwu: Together, we make up the second history of World II! Destined to defeat the last form of the Emperor!

Josef: Yeah, the horrifyingly dead party.

Scott: We are here to present the Highwind Award for most loved Former Square-Enix Staff!

Ricard: Yeah, our precious creators who decided what horrible ways we'd die.

Minwu: Quiet you, the fate chosen by the gods is a destiny we must accept.

Josef: Gods? They've retired!

Scott: Shush! That is quite enough out of you! And some of them still do things for us every now and then. First up for the award is Hironobu Sakaguchi.

Minwu: Hironobu Sakaguchi is the creator of all creators, he who brought the first Final Fantasy world into place, and brought together all the old Gods.

Josef: So none of us would've died without him being around.

Scott: Fool! We wouldn't have been created without him either.

Minwu: Next is Masato Kato, he set in stone the destiny of worlds like Gaia VII and Chrono Trigger World.

Ricard: I guess he isn't responsible for the creation of any of our misfortunes. I'll introduce the next, the great Nobuo Uematsu!

Minwu: Nobuo is responsible for the music of so many of the worlds! Most of them in fact!

Josef: He made the awesome world map music that always plays when I walk around? I guess I don't have anything wrong with that guy.

Scott: As the god of music I'd hope not! The next nominee is Ted Woolsey! He created languages and allowed them to be spoken between those of different language

Josef: The god of speech?

Ricard: Responsible for our horrible speech impediments?

Minwu: Enough of your disrespects! After that comes Tetsuya Takahashi! He who once designed and coloured our worlds.

Scott: That couldn't have been a very difficult job back in our era? I don't think I was made particularly unique.

Minwu: Scott!

Scott: Oh, sorry Minwu, I don't know what came over me!

Minwu: Lastly was Yasunori Mitsuda!Josef: No no! We forgot Yasumi Matsuno, he oversaw the first told histories of Ivalice!

Audience applauds.

Ricard: The crowd likes him and he's never caused problems in our world!

Minwu: Quiet you! Let us finish now with Yasunori Mitsuda. He created all non-musical sounds in World V!

Josef: I don't have any funny remarks for that.

Crickets chirp.

Ricard: And the winner for Most Loved Former God--

Scott: You mean best of the old folks ho--

Josef: AND THE WINNER IS!

Tetsuya Nomura? Really? Ewwwwwwwww.

Also this better be Uematsu, or else there is no justice in this world.

UESMATSU!

Highwind Award for Most Loved Former Square-Enix Employee

The Nominees
Hironobu Sakaguchi · Masato Kato · Nobuo Uematsu · Ted Woolsey · Tetsuya Takahashi · Yasumi Matsuno · Yasunori Mitsuda

And the winner is...
Nobuo Uematsu

awww jeah, love that man. gonna have to break out some of his finest work in his honour one feels.

EoFF chose correctly when voting Nomura.

Award Chocobo: Some characters seem to have been drinking for the full ten hours I've been doing this now. Wark! Here's hoping we don't get any trouble, as someone doesn't look very pleased in this picture!

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Oh my god. If I was sick I would've drank this whole time. It would've been glorious.

Glad to see Uematsu won. I'm not sure I'd even have gotten into the series if not for its music.

Mitsuda's really great, too, but these are after all the Final Fantasy Ciddies, not the Square Enix Ciddies.

Yes. Uematsu should be given a golden throne.

Best Heroine

The Nominees
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca - FFXII · General Beatrix - FFIX · Celes Chere - FFVI · Lightning - FFXIII · Rydia - FFIV · Terra Branford - FFVI · Tifa Lockhart - FFVII · Yuna - FFX

Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Lenna & Faris

Terra. Terra. Terra. Also, Terra.

If she does not win this there will have been no justice in these Ciddies.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ennaDress2.png: Good day, members of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums. My name is Lenna and this is my sister Faris. We are here to present the nominees for Best Heroine.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...arisDress2.png: Do I have ta wear this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ennaDress2.png: Yes, you have to dress and act appropriately and ladylike for such formal events.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...arisDress3.png: My feet hurt and I can't breathe!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ennaDress3.gif: ...Oooh! I have an idea! Let's try and do as many costume changes as possible for this speech!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...arisDress2.png: I will dress as a pirate... then a pirate... then another pirate!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ennaDress2.png: Oh come on, it will be fun! You're always wearing that anyway.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...FarisFaint.png: Arrrr, alright.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...naRedMage2.gif: Excellent! Our first nominee is Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca from Ivalice. According to this, she has traits that resemble a red mage.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...isRedMage1.gif: Ashe, like Lenna, is a princess. Her main mission is to avenge her and regain her kingdom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...naRedMage2.gif: She is absolutely fearless and nothing will stop her from completing her goals which is why she is an excellent candidate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...isSamurai4.gif: Next is General Beatrix from Gaia IX. We don't have a paladin job... this will have to do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...naSamurai2.gif: She is extraordinarily loyal, brave, noble, and strong. Her skills in battle is well known throughout the land as she is known as the "best swordsman in the continent", "the cold-blooded woman who silences even the crying infant", and "Beatrix who felled 100 men".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...isSamurai4.gif: Beatrix, unfortunately, is never a permanent party member in Final Fantasy IX but her traits are what make her shine above the rest.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...na-Knight2.gif: Celes Chere from the World of Balance/Ruin. How does she wear such heavy armor all the time?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...arisKnight.gif: Takes a strong woman to do so. Celes is a powerful and proud woman. She is a genetically enhanced Magitek Knight so she is also able to cast spells.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...na-Knight2.gif: She and Beatrix share similar qualities. Both are female generals, have some tough decisions to make in regards to where their loyalties lie, and are strong independent ladies. Makes me wonder who will come out on top.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ticKnight4.gif: Lightning from Cocoon. Don't let her pink hair fool you, it doesn't mirror her personality at all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ticKnight2.gif: Not one bit. Lightning's qualities resemble those of a knight. She is protective, independent, and determined to follow through on her missions.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ticKnight4.gif: Lightning is one of the two female main protagonists in the main Final Fantasy line. She is also the only one to be the lead in three games, which is well deserved.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-Summoner2.gif: The lovely summoner without a horn Rydia from World IV.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...sSummoner4.gif: In my opinion, Rydia is one of the ladies who we see grow the most. She places her trust in the hands of men she witnessed destroy her home town, overcomes her fear of fire, literally ages about 10 years, and told Edward to stop being a sissy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-Summoner2.gif: Wise and beautiful, Rydia is an impressive young lady.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...BlackMage4.gif: Another green haired lady... Terra Branford from World of Balance/Ruin

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...BlackMage2.gif: Although FFVI wasn't meant to have a main character, the use of her as an icon and necessity to the plot has made her the first female main protagonist in the series.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...BlackMage4.gif: Terra starts out without having and recollection of her origin which often leaves her confused of how to handle situations and emotions. Her drive to continue moving forward is what molded her into the assertive powerhouse that she is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...LennaMonk2.gif: The lovely Tifa Lockhart from Gaia VII

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...FarisMonk1.gif: Although she is widely known for her assets, Tifa will likely pound your face into a cement if you even think of trying something!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...LennaMonk2.gif: Faris, that is not lady-like! Tifa has a very maternal and empathetic demeanor with deceptive physical strength. Her loyalty and determination to avenge her home town, friends, and family makes Tifa the incredible woman that she is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...risRanger4.gif: Arr, I've just about had enough o' dress up! Our last nominee is lass Yuna from Spira

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nnaRanger2.gif: ...Yuna is a sweet, loyal and honest lady. She is determined to follow in her father's footsteps and sacrifice herself to save the world from Sin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...risRanger4.gif: Aye, aye. She's a fine brave beauty who be well deservin' o' this award. Now if ye don't mind, I'm goin' aft t' me ship and I never be lettin' you pick me outfit again. Aarrrr

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...na-Wounded.gif: *sigh* And the winner is...

B'nargin is such a gnarly middle name.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oFF/Faris3.gif So happy to be out of that damn dress!

Lightning will win. :colbert:

Given the choices? Yeah. Probably Lightning.

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You should dress up more often. :jess:

Wait, smurf that thought!

Best Heroine

The Nominees
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca - FFXII · General Beatrix - FFIX · Celes Chere - FFVI · Lightning - FFXIII · Rydia - FFIV · Terra Branford - FFVI · Tifa Lockhart - FFVII · Yuna - FFX

And the winner is...
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca

butthurt in 3... 2... 1...

My first thought was surprise. But then, thinking about it, she's a worthy winner.

Well, that's a surprise. I haven't played FFXII so I can't say if this is actually a bad choice, but still, Terra > * :<

What? Seriously?

God does not exist.

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Ashe proudly shows off her Ciddie for Best Female. Photographer: Luran-V

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...aris2Shock.gif That was really unexpected...

That's an understatement. For what it's worth, not a single person who posted predictions got that one right.

I do see how unexpected it was, but come on. She overtook Vaan as main character and made a political drama somewhat interesting!

Best Hero

The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV · Cloud Strife - FFVII · General Leo - FFVI · Locke Cole - FFVI · Ramza Beoulve - FFT · Squall Leonhart - FFVIII · Tidus - FFX · Zack Fair - FFVII:CC · Zidane Tribal - FFIX

Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Lightning & Snow

Award Chocobo has unintentionally insulted all of the nominations. :p

Snow: Hey there everybody! Its your hero here, Snow! I’m also accompanied by my sister, Light!

Lightning: Its Lightning. Can we just get this over with?

Snow: Come on Sis, don’t be a party pooper! In fact, why don’t you try heading this speech? Come on, give it a try!

Lightning: No.

Snow: Take it.

Lightning: No.

Snow: Come on Lightning, take it.

Lightning: I’m about to show you how Lightning strikes if you don’t get that out of my face, Snow Villiers.

Snow: Real heroes never back down from danger!

Lightning: You’re the perfect one to give the speech, you know that?

Snow: Yeah, so?

Lightning: So give the damn speech!

Snow: We’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t-

Lightning: Just give me the microphone...

Snow: Haha, thats the spirit! Here ya go sis!

Lightning: Hmph... arguing with you is like trying to fight a Sentinel...

Snow: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning Farron!

Lightning: Tonight we are here to present an award. The Best Hero award in particular. Now, I’m no hero, but-

Snow: Don’t lie to the audience! Everyone, Lightning is a Finalist in the Best Heroine category! She risked her life to save Cocoon, everyone! Lightning is a true hero! You could all learn something from her!

Lightning: I- uhh...

Snow: Look at that everyone! She’s blushing! I guess even the big, bad soldier has a vulnerable spot for flattery! Guess I sure did stagger her, am I right?

Lightning: Snow... Take this damn microphone. I need a minute.

Snow: Haha, I would too if MY face was burning that red!

Lightning: S-shut up!

Snow: Now... In case someone missed it, I’m Snow Villiers. I’m sure if I wasn’t giving this speech, I’d be the top nominee for the award, am I right? Anyways, what is a hero? I’d be willing to bet no one could give me a good answer. Well, to be honest, I don’t think I could give a good answer either. Someone who fights for good? Someone who protects the weak? Someone who fights against evil? All these things could signify a hero. Needless to say, heroes come in all shapes and forms. Sometimes they might even surprise you. I mean, Lightning is as mean as a snake, but a hero nonetheless.

Lightning: Watch it.

Snow: Kidding, kidding! As I said before, defining hero is a difficult task. I won’t try to do it, but instead, I’ll let you decide what a hero is. I can only think of a few things all heroes might have in common, and this is just a might.

Lightning: Oh no...

Snow: Real heroes never back down! Real heroes don’t need plans! They don’t ever lose a fight, they always win! The hero never dies! And most importantly, the hero always saves the day!

Lightning: Still the same old Snow...

Snow: Now, how about we read the winner of this award together sis?

Lightning: Yeah, lets finish this.

Snow: Ohh, but first we have to pick who we want to win!

Lightning: What?

Snow: Predictions, if you will! Come on, look at the list of nominees we’ve got, pick one!

Lightning: No, Snow. Lets just-

Snow: Come on, just pick! You don’t even hafta know who they are. Just pick the one that looks coolest or something!

Lightning: Ugh, you’re such a child. Fine. I pick... the one with the spiky hair.

Snow: Kinda resembles you, doesn’t he Light?

Lightning: What? Where did you get that?

Snow: I dunno, a bit of a heroes hunch.

Lightning: Hmph. Whatever. And your pick?

Snow: This guy, he definitely looks like a hero.

Lightning: Funny, his hair is a bit spiky too.

Snow: Yeah, he even has the same sword as your pick. Huh... look at the the similarities between those two.

Lightning: Yeah, I’ll give you that. They do look identical, to some extent.

Snow: Weird. Well, lets read the winner, shall we?

Lightning: Finally. So, who is it?

Snow: The Winner of the Best Hero award goes to...

I can't even remember who I voted for in this category :<

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Those awful thieves! :argh: How dare they steal our Ciddies!

Hmm... I wonder what's in the chest we brought back! Any ideas...?

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Probably the best awards for the Square Enix co. employees. :)

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I don't know but I really want to open it! :excited:

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ME TOO! Now, I'm anxious! :D

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This is almost certainly going to be Uematsu, and it probably won't even be close.

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I have the same feeling.

Best Hero

The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV · Cloud Strife - FFVII · General Leo - FFVI · Locke Cole - FFVI · Ramza Beoulve - FFT · Squall Leonhart - FFVIII · Tidus - FFX · Zack Fair - FFVII:CC · Zidane Tribal - FFIX

And the winner is...
Cecil Harvey

I went for Cecil I think.

Edit: And I predicted right!!! Yeah!

That's a really good choice. I'm happy with it.

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Those awful thieves! :argh: How dare they steal our Ciddies!

Hmm... I wonder what's in the chest we brought back! Any ideas...?

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Probably the best awards for the Square Enix co. employees. :)

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I don't know but I really want to open it! :excited:

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ME TOO! Now, I'm anxious! :D

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Me too! I'm gonna have to do it...!

Cecil and Ashe, two characters from very different ends of the FF timelime. :)

The person I voted for won. :D I think I predicted cloud though.

I was really worried someone would go for Cloud or some other emotional wreck. Cecil is a true hero!

Go Cecil! Another wise decision.

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Award Chocobo: Some characters seem to have been drinking for the full ten hours I've been doing this now. Wark! Here's hoping we don't get any trouble, as someone doesn't look very pleased in this picture!

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Now Firion, don't freak out. :) Adorable artwork!

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Sephex through proxy won a Ciddie!

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Highwind Award for Most Loved Former Square-Enix Employee

The Nominees
Hironobu Sakaguchi · Masato Kato · Nobuo Uematsu · Ted Woolsey · Tetsuya Takahashi · Yasumi Matsuno · Yasunori Mitsuda

And the winner is...
Nobuo Uematsu

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*cues One-Winged-Angel theme song* Oh yeah! :D

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Sephex through proxy won a Ciddie!

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I wonder what's inside! :excited:

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Lightning will win. :colbert:

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That without a doubt.

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YEAH! I thought either Terra or Lightning will get that Ciddie!

ULTOS?!

I'm not surprised that sneaky octopus is trying to jam up our awards ceremony.

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Award Chocobo: WARK!!!

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Award Chocobo: Help!
Award Cactuar: Save us!
Award Moogle: Kupo!

Well smurf. Who's going to be our host now?

D'haaaaa! Well well well! Ciddies, eh? Ha!

This is brilliant

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Well smurf. Who's going to be our host now?

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Ultros hopefully!

Evidently Ultros doesn't want us to know who won Best Character :<

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...Faris-Walk.gif RUN!! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!

These shiny statues are all mine! Oh! They're glowing!! They're... beautiful!

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Evidently Ultros doesn't want us to know who won Best Character :<

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oFF/Faris5.gif It's probably best that we just give it to him and hope he doesn't eat us all.

<Locke> Hey squidball! Don't you ever learn?

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Best Hero

The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV · Cloud Strife - FFVII · General Leo - FFVI · Locke Cole - FFVI · Ramza Beoulve - FFT · Squall Leonhart - FFVIII · Tidus - FFX · Zack Fair - FFVII:CC · Zidane Tribal - FFIX

And the winner is...
Cecil Harvey

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*just died from fangirl mode, then revived by a Pheniox Down* OMG! I KNEW IT! YAYS FOR CECIL! :D

Damn it, where's the Japanese when you need them? Just cook him and eat him. Apparently, it's very tasty.

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Hey squidball! Don't you ever learn?

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They always said I was a slow learner...but I eat FAST!!

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I went for Cecil I think.

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So do I! He's the best hero I've ever know! :D

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Damn it, where's the Japanese when you need them? Just cook him and eat him. Apparently, it's very tasty.

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D'haaaaa! Look at the little sky pirate! What are you going to do, sissy boy? Take off your carefully ironed waistcoat? Fwa ha ha!

Am I the only one who's had Ultros's music stuck in their head since that chest was opened?

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Damn it, where's the Japanese when you need them? Just cook him and eat him. Apparently, it's very tasty.

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D'haaaaa! Look at the little sky pirate! What are you going to do, sissy boy? Take off your carefully ironed waistcoat? Fwa ha ha!

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I just want to make this perfectly clear: Are you actually asking Fomal to strip?

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Damn it, where's the Japanese when you need them? Just cook him and eat him. Apparently, it's very tasty.

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Oh me gosh! He's blushing just like Lightning! Way to go Cecil, you deserve it! :D

Bear in mind this is the same sky pirate who beat Yiazmat I'm sure this octopus wouldn't be so difficult.

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Damn it, where's the Japanese when you need them? Just cook him and eat him. Apparently, it's very tasty.

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*points*

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What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

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Cloud: Squall! This must be what they meant by us getting together. They must have meant getting together to destroy Ultos, once and for all!
Squall: Uh, whatever, dude. If you want me to save the day, just say. Let's have a go!

Cloud & Squall are beaten up.

Biggs: Go on then, Wedge! Do something!
Wedge: Like what!? You saw them defeat those two heroes like they were nothing! What could we even do!?
Biggs & Wedge: RETREAT!

Biggs & Wedge run out of the Opera House.

Auron: If I can beat up an Adamantoise, I can do this.
Vanille: I'll help! I'm an alright healer! He's no snurble!

Auron and Vanille head in through the curtain to find Ultros and are promptly thrown right back out again.

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I just want to make this perfectly clear: Are you actually asking Fomal to strip?

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F'waaaah! Yes! I could use a good chuckle! And I'm not one of your kiddy friends! Don't talk to me as if I were!

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Bear in mind this is the same sky pirate who beat Yiazmat I'm sure this octopus wouldn't be so difficult.

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I ain't no garden-variety octopus.

Really? Looks like an octopus, spreads ink like an octopus... yep. Your an octopus.

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Am I the only one who's had Ultros's music stuck in their head since that chest was opened?

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I just put it on. XD

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Really? Looks like an octopus, spreads ink like an octopus... yep. Your an octopus.

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Silence, you are in the presence of octopus royalty. A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!

Best Character is clearly Ultros. Now go back to the planet that you came from and party hard.

Bring in the Typhon!

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These shiny statues are all mine! Oh! They're glowing!! They're... beautiful!

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HEY! Give them back! We still got awards to give out! Who in the heck is the Best Character?! :O

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Best Character is clearly Ultros. Now go back to the planet that you came from and party hard.

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I do have to say he makes a convincing case for being Best Character.

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F'waaah! Look at this! The pirate has tried to put a small copy of me on her head! What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...!

Maybe Ultros is just doing this because Mr. Typhon has been viciously killed by Serah and Noel in the coliseum.

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Awesome. Now do one with trollface, because that's clearly what he's doing to us. :monster:

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lol. Just found it on the Youtube link to Ultros music. XD

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Best Character is clearly Ultros. Now go back to the planet that you came from and party hard.

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F'waaah! Look at this! The pirate has tried to put a small copy of me on her head! What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...!

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I don't bathe, enjoy getting food poisoning! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...aris-Laugh.gif

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I just want to make this perfectly clear: Are you actually asking Fomal to strip?

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F'waaaah! Yes! I could use a good chuckle! And I'm not one of your kiddy friends! Don't talk to me as if I were!

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I assure you, I have no kiddy friends; they don't like me ever since I told them Santa was a paedophile

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Cloud: Squall! This must be what they meant by us getting together. They must have meant getting together to destroy Ultos, once and for all!
Squall: Uh, whatever, dude. If you want me to save the day, just say. Let's have a go!

Cloud & Squall are beaten up.

Biggs: Go on then, Wedge! Do something!
Wedge: Like what!? You saw them defeat those two heroes like they were nothing! What could we even do!?
Biggs & Wedge: RETREAT!

Biggs & Wedge run out of the Opera House.

Auron: If I can beat up an Adamantoise, I can do this.
Vanille: I'll help! I'm an alright healer! He's no snurble!

Auron and Vanille head in through the curtain to find Ultros and are promptly thrown right back out again.

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CECIL AND ASHE! You're our Best Hero and Heroine of Final Fantasy! SAVE US!! D:

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lol. Just found it on the Youtube link to Ultros music. XD

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Ah, damn. I wish I had the graphic skills to do a trollface Ultros of my own, but whatever I came up with would be an unholy abomination that would disgrace His great name :<

Mog: *jumps on a chocobo* CHARGE!!!

Mog runs over Steiner on the way to the curtains, trips over on the stairs, Mog flies through the curtains and then flies straight back again.

Heidegger: GYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-- AH!

Mog hits Heidegger right in the face.

Lightning: Back off, everyone. I'll handle this. This can be my sequel, as you all call it.

Snow: No, I'm going with you! Time to prove this Hero will never back down - and never be beaten!

Snow and Lightning are thoroughly beaten.

Garnet: Well, go on then.

Zidane: What, on my own!?

Garnet: You don't need me, apparently.

Zidane: *sigh* I'm sorry, I was stupid on the red carpet. I got excited with all the attention. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Garnet: What about Ultros?

Zidane: I'll take care of him later. Right now, I've gotta take care of you!

Garnet & Zidane skip off in a sickeningly cute way to eat a sundae or something, I guess.

Tidus: BLITZBALL! BLITZBALL! EVERYONE! HIT HIM WITH BLITZBALLS!

Freya: Time for me to do the world a favour!

Freya knocks Tidus out.

Freya: Well, that's my work done.

Shadow sips a drink at the bar... mysteriously.

N'ghaaaaa! Look at all these chumps trying to take out Uncle Ulty! This hardly passes as sport at all!

Damn, it's looking like we're pretty screwed :<

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lol. Just found it on the Youtube link to Ultros music. XD

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Ah, damn. I wish I had the graphic skills to do a trollface Ultros of my own, but whatever I came up with would be an unholy abomination that would disgrace His great name :<

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Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to paint his portrait!

Watch out Terra!

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Mog: *jumps on a chocobo* CHARGE!!!

Mog runs over Steiner on the way to the curtains, trips over on the stairs, Mog flies through the curtains and then flies straight back again.

Heidegger: GYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-- AH!

Mog hits Heidegger right in the face.

Lightning: Back off, everyone. I'll handle this. This can be my sequel, as you all call it.

Snow: No, I'm going with you! Time to prove this Hero will never back down - and never be beaten!

Snow and Lightning are thoroughly beaten.

Garnet: Well, go on then.

Zidane: What, on my own!?

Garnet: You don't need me, apparently.

Zidane: *sigh* I'm sorry, I was stupid on the red carpet. I got excited with all the attention. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Garnet: What about Ultros?

Zidane: I'll take care of him later. Right now, I've gotta take care of you!

Garnet & Zidane skip off in a sickeningly cute way to eat a sundae or something, I guess.

Tidus: BLITZBALL! BLITZBALL! EVERYONE! HIT HIM WITH BLITZBALLS!

Freya: Time for me to do the world a favour!

Freya knocks Tidus out.

Freya: Well, that's my work done.

Shadow sips a drink at the bar... mysteriously.

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Okay, I got an idea: All Final Fantasy characters should all at once, charge at Ultros and summoned their Limit Breaks or strongest attacks or powerful monsters or whatever their skills they have upon that octopus! :D

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Damn, it's looking like we're pretty screwed :<

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Yes. Also, how in the hell did he fit in that tiny chest anyway? He got in there somehow and it can be done again!

So whoa whoa whoa. Ultros, the games squishy punching bag from VI and XIII-2 is now somehow defeating us? Ultros must have snuck in a hero drink from Fayth Scar.

Quina eats food at the buffet.

Cloud: Urgh... what hit me... oh, Ultros! Is he still here? He is!? Okay, Quina, come on! Together, we can save the Opera House! Let's do this for the Final Fantasy Multiverse!

Quina: Eating food.

Cloud: But... I'm influential!

Quina: I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM???

Cloud just gives up.

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How can this be?... I...I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus!

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Damn, it's looking like we're pretty screwed :<

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Yes. Also, how in the hell did he fit in that tiny chest anyway? He got in there somehow and it can be done again!

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It must be a TARDIS. Bigger on the inside.

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ARGH! TROLLFACE! D:

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So whoa whoa whoa. Ultros, the games squishy punching bag from VI and XIII-2 is now somehow defeating us? Ultros must have snuck in a hero drink from Fayth Scar.

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G'yaaaaah! Hero Drink soup? Let me get my bib!

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Ultros must have snuck in a hero drink from Fayth Scar.

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Looks more like a Primeval Brew from Abyssea

Oh these again..

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Oh these again..

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F'waah, seriously! Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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Oh these again..

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F'waah, seriously! Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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*teases*

...It was Bartz. :shifty:

Can anyone save us?

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F'waah, seriously! Don't tease the octopus, kids!

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*teases*

...It was Bartz. :shifty:

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Mwa, ha, ha! You're nothing more than a little shrimp! I eight you! Geddit? Eight! FWA HA HA! I'm the best pun-maker in all of Final Fantasy!

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*teases*

...It was Bartz. :shifty:

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Mwa, ha, ha! You're nothing more than a little shrimp! I eight you! Geddit? Eight! FWA HA HA! I'm the best pun-maker in all of Final Fantasy!

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That doesn't stop me from doing things to you from the inside, funnypus :colbert:

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Barret: God damn mother%"^£$ octopus! I HATE sealife! Eat lead!

Barret shoots at pretty much everything but the gigantic figure of Ultros.

Barret: !$^!&^! GOD DAMN !$^$£&^"$£&£" !"£%" piece of £^$%"£ how the hell can I have a !£"%"$ gun on my arm that fires that many bullets in one &%$% £$&{}@ attack and "£%$%^$£&^ MISS!?!?!?!

Selphie: C'mon, Mr. Wallace! This is all going to be okay! We'll get through this no matter what! ...Don't suppose you have a bazooka handy, huh?

Kefka: AHAHAHAHA, YES!!! USE A BAZOOKA!!!

Aeris: Probably not the best idea, we have to consider all the poor Ciddies Committee members Ultros is holding in his arms. We should save everyone!

Zack is too busy telling Guy his story to realise what is going on.

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Barret: God damn mother%"^£$ octopus! I HATE sealife! Eat lead!

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Mwa-ha-ha! Look at the angry little man and his tin-pot arm! He couldn't shoot the breeze!

I've been trying to catch up to this thread all day, and I'm only up to page 37 of 50. This is gonna take a while.

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Ramuh can, belike.

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F'waaaaaaaaaa! Don't make Uncle Ulty laugh! That old crone can't get his staff up these days!

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Barret: God damn mother%"^£$ octopus! I HATE sealife! Eat lead!

Barret shoots at pretty much everything but the gigantic figure of Ultros.

Barret: !$^!&^! GOD DAMN !$^$£&^"$£&£" !"£%" piece of £^$%"£ how the hell can I have a !£"%"$ gun on my arm that fires that many bullets in one &%$% £$&{}@ attack and "£%$%^$£&^ MISS!?!?!?!

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I knew eventually Barret would get mad.

Dude, Ramuh's a guy. Crones are girls.

Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

Vincent: Hey, Cid, perhaps now is a good time to show you my knitting utensils. I have some really good ones over he--

Cid: Will everyone please just SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND LET ME DRINK MY GOD DAMN TEA.

Auron says things in a cool voice, but it has no impact on Ultros.

Garnet: *runs back in* Hey, Ultros! I got you a flower!

Garnet runs up in a cute way, drops off a flower, and runs back out again, leaving everyone kind of confused.

Vivi: Doesn't look like Ultros wants the flower. :( Poor Garnet. I will pick it up and give it back to her, and perhaps do something.

Something cute. I guess. I don't know.

Tifa and Balthier are too busy making a mockery of the Most Likely To Get Together result to be of use at the moment.

Aeris dies. Again.

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Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

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Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

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Well, whadduya want I should do?

T...Terra? Terra? Celes? B-Balthier? Anyone!?

Conductor of Opera House Orchestra: Alright, boys, let's play a good battle song to get these heroes in the mood! Audio Visual, can you hear me? Help us set the mood!

They begin playing One Winged Angel, while images of battles taking place in Midgar and Ivalice start showing up on screens around the building.

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Conductor of Opera House Orchestra: Alright, boys, let's play a good battle song to get these heroes in the mood! Audio Visual, can you hear me? Help us set the mood!

They begin playing One Winged Angel, while images of battles taking place in Midgar and Ivalice start showing up on screens around the building.

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I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!

Bahamut sips at his drink.

Bahamut: End of an Era, anyone? Let's face it, if I attack Ultros in here, the entire building and the surrounidng area are going down. Sorry guys, can't help ya.

Award Chocobo: WARK!!! Can someone, for the love of Uematsu and Nomura, please get me away from this stupid bloody purple eight legged freak! KWEH!!!

Gilgamesh: For once, I shall save the day! This can be my calling!

Gilgamesh hits Ultros and his sword breaks like a twig.

Gilgamesh: ...Bollocks.

Someone! Do something!

Kefka: Best awards event EVER.

Ashe: Ugh. Soldiers of Dalmasca! TO ARMS!

Cecil: Soldiers of Baron! TO ARMS!

Roughly 10,000 soldiers somehow appear - and somehow fit - inside the Opera House.

Ashe & Cecil: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!

F'waaaaah ha ha! Did anyone feel the EoFF server spike then? I was just getting warmed off! Mwa ha ha! Let's see if Award Chocobo can shrug THIS off!

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Someone! Do something!

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He's almost there~ lol. Just Villain, Heroine and Hero left. :p

EDIT: Too slow. XD

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F'waaaaah ha ha! Did anyone feel the EoFF server spike then? I was just getting warmed off! Mwa ha ha! Let's see if Award Chocobo can shrug THIS off!

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You leave EoFF alone! :frust:

N'ghaaa! This server is heavier than I thought! It'll take me five minutes to drop it! I hope they don't defeat me by then!

Watch Ultros get punked by someone chintzy like Edward.

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Well, at least the Ultros Boogie was a fun song to fight in! :D Enjoyed the video!

Auron: ...Really?

Balthier: One has to agree, this is all getting a little bit ridiculous.

Celes: Wow.

Cloud: ...

Lightning: That's impossible.

Quina: He do what he want... we have problem.

Terra: 10,000, right? Did anyone else estimate see that? TEN THOUSAND OF THEM.

Vivi: Hey guys, I gave Garnet her flower back, she was a little sad Ultros didn't want it, but she was still okay, she's such a lovely perso-- oh. Hey, uh, guys, do you see the approximately ten thousand or so bodies lying around the Opera House?

Balthier will save the day~

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Kefka: Best awards event EVER.

Ashe: Ugh. Soldiers of Dalmasca! TO ARMS!

Cecil: Soldiers of Baron! TO ARMS!

Roughly 10,000 soldiers somehow appear - and somehow fit - inside the Opera House.

Ashe & Cecil: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!

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YAYS! At last! :D

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Watch Ultros get punked by someone chintzy like Edward.

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F'waaah! I'm not even going to lower myself and use the "S" word!

F'waaaah! Ten thousand tasty morsels!

Ultros double-posted. Can't we ban him now or something?

*DOINK*

...Doink?


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Originally Posted by Futan

Ultros double-posted. Can't we ban him now or something?

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Sounds like a plan! That oct's trolling us! D:

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*DOINK*

...Doink?http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddie...berrydoink.png

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Huh, what just happened? :O

...doink?!

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Huh, what just happened? :O

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I think the Tonberry might turn out to be our saviour.

How dare we forget Award Tonberry!

Award Chocobo: Kweh! Award Tonberry! My hero! Free at -- urgh, I have Ultros goo all over me. Blergh.

Sup. Ultros, you better step off before your trout gets smurfed up.

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Huh, what just happened? :O

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I think the Tonberry might turn out to be our saviour.

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If that's the case, then yays! :D

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Sup. Ultros, you better step off before your trout gets smurfed up.

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Tonberries can do a lot of smurfing damage, to say the least.

Disco Cactuar really needs to breakdance fight Ultros. He's so hot right now.

Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!

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Sup. Ultros, you better step off before your trout gets smurfed up.

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Tonberries can do a lot of smurfing damage, to say the least.

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You have no idea until you've seen a PLD99 get one-shotted by Everyone's Grudge from a level 60 nothing mob in the Temple of Uggalepih.

Tonberry and Award Chocobo: Best of Friends

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Award Chocobo: Oh, geez, what a mess. You guys did a great job of keeping Ultros busy while Award Tonberry made his way over to him! Great job, everyone!

Award Moogle: This might be a job for Phoenix, kupo...

Award Tonberry: Definitely. Man, I'm tired.

Phoenix does what Phoenix does best.

Award Chocobo: Alright, everyone, let's get this last award sorted! And, uh, then we can tidy up this place. Hoo boy.

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Phoenix does what Phoenix does best.

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Accidentally sets things on fire?

Well that was a most fortuitous development.

C'mon Terra, take it home! :excited:

Thought the best character was going to save the day. :x

Tonberry is the best character.

Cid Highwind: Hold up a second. Before you leave the stage, Award Tonberry, I have something for you for what you just did.

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No Tonberry would ever be as happy as Award Tonberry was that moment, surrounded by all the Final Fantasy Multiverse, all applauding for him. Photographer: joelmbello

Good job, little and very deadly dude. ;)

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C'mon Terra, take it home! :excited:

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Yeah Terra! Get your Esper on! :D

what in the hell

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Cid Highwind: Hold up a second. Before you leave the stage, Award Tonberry, I have something for you for what you just did.

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No Tonberry would ever be as happy as Award Tonberry was that moment, surrounded by all the Final Fantasy Multiverse, all applauding for him. Photographer: joelmbello

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Congrats Tonberry! We are in your debt! :D