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I regrettably couldn't find the gif of the Arab dude swinging his head around int he fez so that will have to do.
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I regrettably couldn't find the gif of the Arab dude swinging his head around int he fez so that will have to do.
Posting fezzes now?
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Gardening!!
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hope you like the gloves
That's some intense gardening. I hope you won.
Who doesn't sing in their bathroom? I sang in mine this morning!
Only singing I do in bathroom is with my anus.
Graphic and horrifying.
What if it's (SPOILER)anal whistling?
Gross.
I sing when I'm getting ready cause i am a girl and require hair donage and makeup didage so I get bored and so i jam to music.
More like (SPOILER)anal bass.
Pump up the (SPOILER)anal beats.
I sing sometimes... When I'm drunk. XD
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watch out storm!
I got a new tattoo today after seeing my tattooist was free after a cancellation. Yolo I guess?
It felt so nice too, like, I nearly fell asleep getting it done....
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bawwww I love it! Is that an itty bitty strand of pearls or something?
It didn't hurt? I would think it'd hurt right there! Looks cool though!
Yes Shorty!
And it hurt a little, like a 2/10 but it also felt really nice. The tattoo gun was really vibrating my head so it felt fine xD
Ladies, Gentlemen and Bob. One of natures rarities happened today. It's so rare that when it happens here everyone loses their minds.....
THE SUN WAS OUT IN IRELAND AND IT WAS 25 smurfING DEGREES. Called in sick in work and I regret nothing. Quick tip, When phoning, lie on the bed with you head hanging over the edge when calling. You can't fail to sound sick.
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I tell you what, I wish I had managed to go to Northern Ireland NOW instead of going in late March when it was freezing and we all got snowed in with no power.
My auntie went to Ireland. Since that's our homeland and stuff. My parents thought she was weird for doing it. They like the good 'ole USA. *eyeroll*
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Mmmkay, so #1: I smile sometimes! OMG! -NO- Way. (That's also kinda old. Like Back in BFE, TX Old)
#2: The Aquarium Restaurant in Opry Mills Mall. P -loved- it.
#3: Drunk sister pulled my kiddo around on our ghetto homemade sled - made from foam posterboard & my dad's cane. It was totes like Rocky IV when he's in Russia you know?
#4: P fell on her face. I laughed. She got mad at me. (this was over Giftmas)
#5: P -loves- horses.
Ireland looks so beautiful though, I'd love to visit...too bad the temperatures don't get too warm :<
Here's a random pic of me. I'll get some pics up this weekend after prom on Friday!
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i'm on the floor and I had a great night!
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edit looking great everyone and good to see you noxious.sunshine!
Yeah. Or s/he'll get you with a string of broken pics. XD
Wait. Who you tryna claim there pal?
@ Lawr: lulz thankya. There's summore a couple or 3 pages back. I just look mad 'cuz I was drunk and listening to like.. SPM or Brotha Lynch or something. IDK.
I likey yer hair Eagle XD
(Side Note: Since when does trash get picked up at 2 a.m. on a freaking Wednesday morning?)
Picking up trash in the middle of the night is normal in some places. It was in Lisbon when I lived there. Over here it's more of an evening thing, though. :monster:
In Metro Davidson County (Nashville), trash gets picked up on Monday mornings at like 5 or 6 a.m. That's normal. 2 a.m. is -not- normal. At all.
I hope that this doesn't get me banned :/, but I was feeling perky today after my visit to the nudist club.
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-_-;;; And you were worried about -what- again?
What the hell, it's been a few weeks. Here;
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I luff yer hair, Pol.... I just wanna play with it and pretend like it's a big 'ole cotton ball.
Nice one, Will ^_^
1. CORK! Short of living on Skeleg Michael I don't think we could be further away and still be in the same island chain.
2. Aww I waas hoping it was a crack group of retired special forces who ppl; hire when they're in trouble :(
3. Ice cream's Ice cream, i'll eat it.
4. I'LL BITCH WHEN I WANT
@polaneff and Lawr: There is black people on Eoff? Hm, who would've thought.
Fresh hairdo.
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I was here a month before you, Lawr. >:[
I don't know what'chu been tole
It ain't tha butterfly,
It's tha tootsie roll
I still wanna play with that cotton ball-esque hair of your's.
You should also probably cheer up. XD JS JS! ^_^
I hate my smile a lot. I have prognathism so my teeth don't even come together. So every picture I post, I make a point not to smile.
WTHF is prognathism? Ohhhhhhh.... Like an underbite? I worked with a girl that had that problem. It wasn't no big deal.
Don't even sweat it breh. I knew a dude that legit had "Radio" teeth (you know what I'm talking about). He was really smart, but he had Radio teeth.
Anyway, from looking at you straight on, you can't tell. You should only be embarrassed if you have meth mouth. XD
My lower jaw is out of alignment - if I let it sit naturally, it "sags" to the right. When I had braces, my 2nd orthodontist made me wear this rubberband at night that looped around the brackets of my braces & pretty much wired my mouth shut so that my lower jaw would naturally re-align itself. My jaws & teeth would be extremely sore the next morning. I figured out what it was for and learned to hold my jaw in place when I went in to get my ish tightened up. No harm done.
Prom pics! :D
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ain't we just dashing?
Aw! :) Hope you had fun!
Lovely photos there Rebi!
Seeing how I've not been on EoFF for over a week I thought I'd make up for it with a photo collection of my time at the beach. I went to the beach twice actually - both totally unplanned. Seriously it was sort of like "oh Jordan, come to the beach with us" and I was like "Um, yeah sure". I've not been to the beach in over a year and suddenly I get two days of a row of it. Sheesh.
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From the first beach visit. I'm the one in the green t-shirt. Or, if you're colour blind, the second from the left.
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From the second beach visit. I'm in the direct centre. We are on the pier, in case you're wondering. We saw two guys strip naked and run around. Unless you are Chris, we found it both baffling and slightly funny.
You may have noticed that in both photos (and also in ones where I'm actually on the beach) that I never dress down. Ever. I don't even take my shoes off, let alone wear shorts. Oh gosh, I could never wear shorts!
I'm aware I make this look like I've had a whale of a time, but these were both unplanned and smack bang in the middle of exams. I probably shouldn't have gone but this may be one of the last times I will be with my friends before university.
Awwww Prommmm!!!! I never went to prom. Sad Face. Oh wait. I went to -8th- grade prom. Woo! *eye roll* The only fun part was showing up stoned courtesy of my brother. Yay!
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My guild decided to do a Quaggan run tonight in World vs World. Much fun was to be had!
That is an adorable puppy! eeeee
I know! It hurts sometimes. xD
Also, moving pictures: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCMiFdT15o (when Tobi met a cute Corgi puppy in Little Tokyo)
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The anniversary of my dog passing away is today ;_; (the big black beast on the right). He weighed like 150 lbs. We grew up together - I had him for 14 years. I had to leave him in my hometown when I moved to Nashville 'cuz he was too big. The lady who house sat for us when my parents were gone (and eventually bought the house, even though she still took care of him and my cat for me) said that a lot of times he'd sleep on my bed in my room when I was gone. And when I went home for the Summer, he'd never let me out of his sight 'cuz he was afraid I wouldn't come back. But anywho...
I was here before all of you.
(SPOILER)but I'm not black
Body image issues. Kinda like the fat kid wearing a shirt in the pool even though everyone knows he's fat.
My sister's poodle always wore a shirt. It became a requirement for her. She -had- to wear one. Dogs are weird.
There is a logic to fat people wearing shirts in pools though. it is true everyone knows underneath is many rolls of previous meals but..how can I put it. We all know what happens inside slaughterhouses, it doesn't mean anyone needs to see the horror that goes on inside.
fb peeps are already gonna see this but this is my best friend and her brand new fiancee using me as a pillow from our trip in portland over the weekend
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Haha, sadly, I do not. Someday in the future!
Isn't it lovely! It's two-toned hot pink and black.
She does exactly what your old job was xD Nobody there gives any smurfs about hair color, tattoos or piercings.
I desperately want teal hair, but lord knows when that will happen :(
I know, dude. Life's ambition right there.
:beer:
Sarah let me colour your hair, and I swear I won't make you bald.
No, you will stay the smurf away from my hair. I've been doing it for over a decade and I don't trust you not to wreck it. :colbert:
I had fun the other night.
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Because I always get my pictures from Facebook!
is that vader giving the vulcan sign
Look at the thumb. For shame.
Ahahahhha babe I'm at work and I cant stop laughig at how nonchalent I am looking.
I WANT A PANDA FACE.
I'M GOING TO CHENGDU* RIGHT NOW.
*Chengdu is where all the pandas are in China. The joke here is that I am literally going to steal a panda's face and wear it. Y'welcome.
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EDIT: Parker actually snapped that pic. I think we're -finally- starting to look alike (mostly eyes & cheeks), even though she has this super awesome tan and big huge brown eyes...
EDIT 2: I also think I look stoned, even though I'm not. I smoke pot like once a decade. heh.
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lawl pained smile (because I didn't want to be up that early taking lame posed pictures)
CAMPING TRIP!!
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Thanks guys! It was a great little spot. Pretty quiet and cool, with the stream next to us. The sound of the water made it great for sleeping too!
Yup, looks like you guys had fun. :monster:
And tiny Shiny is cute. :p
OFF spray and and anti-bug candle. Plus they really just weren't too bad. No even one mosquito bite on either of us! It was a perfect weather weekend.
Lucky you. :up:
I went shopping yesterday and got a pretty dress for Friday, some bright pants and a skull t-shirt. Also a skull ring... the dress has skulls on it too.. Hmmm xD
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This is going to sound a little gay, but your dress is SO pretty. Tihi.
I am going to make this even more gay, by posting a pic of my hubby:
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boyfriend.dk is where I get my mail order boyfriends from too! Do you want me to send you a discount code?
What's their return policy?
You guys are just jealous whores, who can only get men by whoring.
Wait hubby? You're married? Went you just single o.o AHHH eoffers lives confuse me D:
I will fight you ALL.
There shall be no fighting. All fighting belongs in THUNDERDOME!
That dress -is- cute!
What if -he's- the one doing the soliciting though? Ever thought of -that- scenario?
I solicit ONLY! I NEVER get solicited.
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My second tattoo!
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THIS DOG! :squee:
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My mom has a Shih Tzu. (SPOILER)It is the stinkiest, smelliest dog I've ever met
It sounds like a little me!!! :jess:
Tobi smells like mango tango. :kaohappy2
Mr Shauna and I class up.
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I went out for dindins tonight! I had crab bruschetta for starter with a rocket salad, a nice big burger and fries for my main and then some salted caramel cheesecake for dessert. It was amazeballs and I'm stuffed.
Oh, I also had pina colada which was yumyum too!
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There was me just grumbling to myself that I forgot to get something for dinner on the way home and now I see Locky's meal!
DAMNIT I'm breaking my rule and ordering take-away xD
I still can't get over the fact that he's listening to gangsta rap. xD
My outfit for today
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And some serious hat hair
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Yesterday was my birthday and my boyfriend made me a birthday princess c:
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Living up to my username, I rocked a mullet when racing as white trash during a triathlon last weekend.
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I'm changing my hair again. Using a hair stripped to lighten it so I can make it SUPER BRIGHT GINGER! Here is yesterdays effort. I love a good selfie, obviously. Just done another one tonight. It takes AGES. BUT hopefully it's light enough now so I can put my dye on in a couple of days!
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Proof? Proof that his mother is his sister.
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I got this awesome shirt for £4. YEAH.
Also I just added this second one here, this one is from a while back when me and the new guy who just signed up, Asphhar were in a band.
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Jesus Christ Shoden are you actually related to Andy Carroll?
Dog pics?!
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This is to win over some votes!
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pull up yer pants
Chris!
:O
Oh, I should post something for Sexiest Male also. Let's see...
FYC
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HAHAHHA RANTZ YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A THUMB GUY.
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I should post one more for excess.
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More family friendly.
My pics are perfectly "family friendly". :confused:
I have much naughtier than those. O:
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Going to try to lose some weight around the tummy area and keep what I've got going on above and below that
TADAAAAAA.
Since it is a FF board, I figured why not start with my Pluto Knight armor version of Blank from FFIX :3
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you have been warned. I have a lot of cosplay stuff on hand to spam at any time. Do not let me get out of hand. >:D
OMG THAT'S AWESOME! Then again any IX anything is awesome in my eyes but the quality of your cosplay is really good!
Hahaha it was so much fun wearing that one! It was my first crossplay and there were many people who didn't realize I was a girl until I started speaking. It took a lot of makeup and duct tape, but mission accomplished! xD
Thank you very much~
I'd say go a tad bit lighter and be careful of the shade/brand of dye you use. It could wind up either being spot on or something that's not exactly what you want.
Unless you're going to a salon to have it done. If you're wanting bright ginger, you typically have to have your hair already pretty light.
Are you naturally a red head? It's gorgeous! You are so pretty. *_*
If not though, if you add extra color to make the red more vibrant, make sure you switch shampoos to specifically for red dye or else it will come out very quickly... I will never attempt to have anything other than brown or black hair again. ;_;
Getting ready to take a "shower". ;D
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What's the difference between a "shower" and a shower?
Golden?
I am not! But it runs very wild in my family! I just missed out on natural red hair! My hair takes very, very well to red shades though :D I've only ever dyed my hair like.. RED RED before, never a ginger, so I'm really looking forward to seeing how this one comes out! I'll be doing it tomorrow I think so I shall share more pictures! ^_^
I don't do golden showers anymore.
Don't judge people based off of their previous showering habits and ridiculous tastes in food and the fact that they put shower in quotes.
Judge them because of frying snakes :nonono:
Oh hell, just judge them!
Can't you guys just stop being little bitches, and just enjoy the view. :kakapo:
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(SPOILER)I'm triple Colbert'ing that trout. No smurfing around here.
oh, don't use such a vulgar name
when i learned of the term "water sports" and i knew there was a move in pokemon called "water sport" i giggled
Denmark and FM meet with me.
whoa, hold up, I never said I wanted to participate
Yes you did.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
He meant to say "bondaging".
no go away women aren't allowed
Sarah you should join us
no seriously don't pee on me
Oh, you want me to join, do you?
I knew you had a thing for me.
as long as he loves me, it doesn't matter what he calls me~
Weirdest Relationship: Chris & Shorty
I'll pick Chris over the weird thing with Tig.
I like your hair the way it is, too, Lock.
My hair's reddish on it's own, but I sometimes color it more auburn.
I don't think ginger ginger would be a good look for me.. heh.
So I had this done the other day...
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bawww I've pierced mine twice and it keeps getting mangled ;-; I love it, though!
I've been pretty diligent about keeping it clean so hopefully it doesn't get messed up! Doesn't hurt nearly as much as everyone else told me it would either.
Did you get it done with a hollow needle?
Yep, I refused to get it done with a gun because I'd rather not have a messed up ear.
Smart. Mine weren't done with a hollow needle and as such, I ended up with infections both times from it rejecting the piercing. But I didn't know any better, so. :(
My lobes were fine with a gun as well Weird how that works!
The Picture Thread of Discussing How To Get Pierced.
Relevant to the photos!
I just put a needle through my ear. Then made it much bigger by forcing the earring through.
Then did it a second time through the scar tissue the same way.
I've lately decided to say smurf razors
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I went to Las Vegas and a massive rave to party all weekend. :cool:
PIC DUMP
The crew in line for the first day
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Shot of the main stage from a distance
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The actual stage
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My friend and I at the end of the third day
*snip*
Sorry, dude, I love you but can't have censored words in photos! Edit it and put it back up if you can. ~Shorty
NCG's shirt though.
That looks like it was a blast! Though at first glance you looked eerily like one of my other friends at EDC. <_<;
And one last FFIX picture. Maybe next time I'll post LoZ or LoL costumes. :3
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Dude, you are so sweet at cosplay! I love it!
By LoL do you mean Legend of Legaia?
The "dude" is a she, FYI. :roll2
I just like to flaunt my superiority over her.
Pike is correct and I know it's a she.
Are you Beetlejuice? I am really and truly convinced at this point that you are a gay Beetlejuice and that you want to make Denmark your Lydia Deetz bride in red.
I have been rejected by Denmark, so now I am licking my wounds, instead of licking his.
So the answer is yes.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
How dare you, Sarah. :colbert:
What.
I wanna see NCG's censored pix
row, row, fight the powah