Summer Ciddies 2015 - Life's a Beach Revelations~ Umi-desu!

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Fynn................................9
Rantzo Panza.......................11

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0 votes twice what a loser

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Congrats rantzbean! n_____________________________n

I just wanted to say that it's been a great Ciddies so far.

Brilliant job by Award Chan and his glamorous assistant, Shauna.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I just wanted to say that it's been a great Ciddies so far.

Brilliant job by Award Chan and his glamorous assistant, Shauna.

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I haven't slept at all since this thread started. That's how great it is!

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24. Most Dramatic Member
The Nominations

The Man ♥ Forsaken Lover ♥ Jinx ♥ ToriJ ♥ Night Fury ♥ MissH ♥ noxious.sunshine

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lets put some drama in the ciddies!




Forsaken Lover (sorry but i am unaware of your gender, but im guessing She)
She urged to cross the river. she knew he was there but people were aware of her. she couldnt slip away.
her secret lover would be there but they couldnt be together because they were in rivaling clans. they were *drum roll* .. forsaken lovers *wink wink*
but that evening she saw an opening and she managed to get out of the village and into the rainforrest on her way to the river to meet her lover.
there he was chilling on the usual spot butnaked, wait what? no, that was just in her mind. he had some bamboo leaves on the usuall places because they are bush people and ForsakenLover thought it was very sexy.
He noticed he and got up 'i thought you would never come' he said as he took her hands in his. 'i couldnt get away, im sorry' forsakenLover said.
in the background they heard noises.. 'we have to go!'he said' run away with me!'. ForsakenLover hasitated a moment but then agreed. they ran for the angry mob that was now chasing them.
they ran untill they reached a waterfall. they turned around and the mob caught up on them!
so they decided to jump! but the waterfall was only 1 meter so it wasnt that dramatic....




Jinx
the world was about to collapse. a meteor would strike earth in less then an hour.
it was chaos everywhere. ppl trying to look for shelter. riots in the streets for food.
society as we know it would seize to excist. Jinx was sitting at the table with her hands in her hair.
what would she do? where would she go? is there a way to survive this?
40 more minuts till impact. she looked outside and could see the meteor aproaching. it made her nervous.
she wanted to run, but too where? she heard a suddent noise and all the sudden a man was in her room. they made eye contact and looked at eachother for a moment, but the man ran for the kitchen and took her food.
she wanted to say something but why bother? just 32 minutes.. it wouldnt be enough to make it up a mountain for safety.
she looked in the fridge and saw that he also took the nutella: 'the bastard' she said out loud.
she would be damned if she let him go with her nutella, she would not die before she had a last taste of it.
Jinx walked out the front door and looked around. there he was, stealing a purse from an old lady.
'EEH YOU, GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA' She shouted at him. he noticed her and ran of
. she ran as fast as her leggs would take her and she was catching up. the man was carying all kinds of stuff, making him heavy and slow.
she tackled him grabbed him by his throat! 'GIVE ME THE NUTELLA' she shouts and she suffocats him. it didnt took long before the man stopped resisting..
just a couple more minutes before impact. she took the nutella and ate it..
a couple of seconds left! ... 10 seconds...5 seconds.. any second now!!
*tock* something hit her head.. a tiny rock.. it was the meteor..
and Jinxy went to jail for murder... for some nutella




MissH
fear overtook her when she entered the chamber. this was the moment. she was so close.
there it was: the coffin with the vampire in it. she had practised years for this moment, to finaly defeat her nemesis while he was asleep.
she took a deep breath and stepped towards it. and tried t lift the cover. but it was too heavy. she tried and tried but it wouldnt budge.
suddenly she heard a voice inside the cover 'the nails..'... she looked and saw that the coffin was nailed shut.
'ooh.. thanks' MissH said and she picked up a screwdriver to get the nails out.
'please be carefull when you remove the cover' the vampire said 'dont damage the floor'
MissH carefull lifted the lid and the vampire sat up. he was beautifull like a spanish man but pale.
'kill me of you want' he said 'my hear cant bear being away from you'
MissH was taken by suprise by this but deep in her heart she knew she loved him too.
she fell in his arms and he said: 'lets be together forever! lets roam the nights for the rest of the eternity!'.
'let it be!' MissH said and the vampire bit her!
and they sparkled on forever after because he was half a gay twilight vampire


Night Fury
As NightFury rides on her elegant white horse at the shore, in full galop, her (and the horses) hair swirling in the wind. she sees a man in the distance.
he is getting closer because her horse is galopping so hard. closer.. and closer.. TOO CLOSE. the horse knocked him over at full speed!
as dramatic and pretty as possible she swooshes down from her horse and bend over him to see if he is ok 'Mi Amore, are you ok? she asks
the handsome Christian bale look-alike looks sheepish in her eyes as he mumbles some vague words she doesnt understand.
NightFury passionately kisses him and the sparks fly all over the place and the handsome man's eyes are sparkling with love.
he gets up, holds Night Fury tight in his arms and says: 'bea, you are so pretty, with such a pretty horse, and such pretty hair'
'what? bea..?' Night Fury asks. the handsome man grabs a Scumbag Steve cap and says:'ofcourse chicky, i got my swag back'.
for a couple of sec they look in eachother eyes when Night Fury breaks lose. flips him a finger and rides off on her pretty horse.




noxious.sunshine.
Noxy looks through her window in the big tower of the castle she saw her lover and the bottem.
She went downstairs to meet him and greeted him with a big kiss. 'ive waited so long for you' she said 'lets take that long walk in the forrest now!'
he nodded and took her hand and they walked into the forrest and they kept walking till their feet ached.
she heard footsteps behind her but before she could react she felt a pain at the back of her head and everything went black...
she woke up in a curious house full with the smell of food. she was caged and so was her lover.
a weird smelly old lady came up to her 'goodmorning precious' she said sarcasticly.
'what do you want? why am i here?' Noxy said angrily. 'you are here to be my dinner!' said the old witch with a big smile on her face.
Noxy looked around, her lover was still unconscious. it was a weird house.. made of... gingerbread?
'let me see your finger' the old hag demanded. 'is this a house made of food?' noxy asked her. '.. yes' said the old woman.
'and you are going to eat me...' noxy asked. again the women replied with yes.
'wth are we? hansel and grettle? are you freaking kidding me! you cant just kidnap ppl and eat them! thats is cannibalism and that gets frowned upon! and if you are so hungty why dont you just eat the freaking house!?'
the witch couldnt bring a word out. 'im outta here!' Noxy declared and she knocked a hole in the gingerbread wall.
'gingerbread is NOT a good material to make a house of, you stupid old hag!' the witch was staggered as she saw Noxy walk away, mumbling all kinds of things


The Man
it was july 2482. and The Man was making himself ready for 1 last mission. it was top clasified and he did not inform his dog on where he was going.
'be a good boy for daddy' he said to the fluffy dog as he said goodbye. he was nervous, not sure about what was going to happen. but he knew he had to do this 1 more time before he could retire on the kabawoeloe planet in the 4th milkyway.
'just 1 more time' he kept telling himself as his hoovercraft hooverd him to the spacestation.
when he arrived 2 man in black suits were waiting for him and escorted him to the spaceship. they suited him up with the newest laser guns.
he took his seat and they went off to the the 3rd habitable moon on the 4534 solar system where the mission would begin. they arived within minutes (because.. technology) 'alright boys, wer are going to do this fast and easy' the captain shouted 'we are going to enter the spacestation in stealth, get the hostages and return as fast as we can'.
The man grew restless, they all knew what too do. the countdown began... 5...4...3...2...1... the door opened ad they all rushed outside.
into the moon trees and quickly over the fences into the spacestation. the silently blew up the door and took the hostages.
halfway back they stumbled on some resistance! *pew pew pew* 2 men of his own team got hit! their heads imediatly blew up! but they managed to blow 6 off the enemies. as he walked backwards he stumbled over something. a dog!! confused he looked at his captian.
'get that dog in the spaceship, soldier!' the captain shouted through all the chaos.
and The Man did as he was bid. the dog was scared but they made it to the spacestation.
he got permision to take the dog home and introduced him to his dog and they all lived happely ever after on the kabawoeloe planet in the 4th milkyway.


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ToriJ
it was a cold evening in a big city and ToriJ was walking down the street. it was bussy for a wednesday evening, the stores were all closed.
he went to the old bookstore where the cute lady worked. the store would already be closed but she would usually still be there to put some books back in its place or to clean a up a bit.
today he was lucky. she was there, sweeping the floor. he peeked through the glass like some pervy creep. she didnt see him. he admired her for a while but was too shy to speak to her.
but tonight was the night. tonight he would ask her out! he picked up all his balls (as they just fell on the ground) because he wanted to juggle for her and entered the door.
'sorry, we are closed' the cute lady said. 'euuhm.. sorry ma'am, im here because.. i..i ve been watching you for a while..' the girl looked scared. 'ooh, no wait, i didnt meant o sound creepy!.. will you go out with me?'
Tori's face was all red with embarasement. 'alright, pick me up tomorrow at 8' (just like in the movie: just shout something and not check if it convenient together)
Tori was overjoyed and left the building and head home.
the next day he got all tidy and lovely. he put on his best shoes and combed hair 20 times to make sure he looked good, and gave himself 24 compliments because he looks so handsome.
he got into his ar and stopped at the store to pick her up for the date.
but she wasnt there. he knocked and looks creepy in the store. he waited for almost 2 hours when a girl aproached him: 'are you the guy who has a date with the lady?'. 'yes' Tori replied.
'im sorry to tell you this but she got in a accident and is now in the hospital. the doctors say she might enver wake up' she turned around and walked away crying. Tori could cry right now.. why her of all ppl!?
he walked home, crossed a bridge and stopped to look down.
but he didnt suicide because he is not That dramatic. and so he lived a little less happely every after.

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shaibana that speech was glorious

That speech made me feel

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'get that dog in the spaceship, soldier!' the captain shouted through all the chaos.

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That speech was amazing

thank you all for the compliments on my weird messed up speech *takes a bow*

Your speeches are the best speeches!

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F***ing half gay Twilight vampires stealing my woman...

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24.Most Dramatic Member

noxious.sunshine....................0
RSL.................................1
Night Fury..........................1
ToriJ...............................3
Jinx................................4
MissH...............................4


Which means

Forsaken Lover......................7
The Man............................16

Kek

Hey Shauna, you have Noxy to keep your company!

23. Most Hard Working
The Nominations

Pumpkin ♥ Freya ♥ Psychotic ♥ Loony BoB ♥ Aulayna ♥ Dat Matt ♥ Shauna

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I want to go to dad spot

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Originally Posted by Shaibana

MissH
fear overtook her when she entered the chamber. this was the moment. she was so close.
there it was: the coffin with the vampire in it. she had practised years for this moment, to finaly defeat her nemesis while he was asleep.
she took a deep breath and stepped towards it. and tried t lift the cover. but it was too heavy. she tried and tried but it wouldnt budge.
suddenly she heard a voice inside the cover 'the nails..'... she looked and saw that the coffin was nailed shut.
'ooh.. thanks' MissH said and she picked up a screwdriver to get the nails out.
'please be carefull when you remove the cover' the vampire said 'dont damage the floor'
MissH carefull lifted the lid and the vampire sat up. he was beautifull like a spanish man but pale.
'kill me of you want' he said 'my hear cant bear being away from you'
MissH was taken by suprise by this but deep in her heart she knew she loved him too.
she fell in his arms and he said: 'lets be together forever! lets roam the nights for the rest of the eternity!'.
'let it be!' MissH said and the vampire bit her!
and they sparkled on forever after because he was half a gay twilight vampire..

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I like him, he sounds hot! Where can I find him? I hope he has a thing for heavily pregnant ladies- 2 for the price of 1 and all that.

All members in this category

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Bubba and Bert rn tbh

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OI! This is my first website and I want it to be a success. A little support from my online friends wouldn't go amiss!

I'll have you know we've had tens of hits...

ahahahaha yeah right

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I want to go to dad spot

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sorry you're not a dad

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That is so rude. I would never tell you you're not a dad

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It's quite strange that a internet forum would have an award for the Most Hard Working Member (or, to be honest, any awards, but that's besides the point). Anyway, it's not as if any of these members are digging ditches, or laying asphalt on a hot summer's day. What exactly then makes these members so hard working?


Aulayna


The case for Aulayna is that she's our go-to person for all things E3. Every year she covers all the angles and curves on all the hottest games. It's like she's the personified G4 before it started to suck.


Dat Matt


Between updating our Twitter and Facebook feeds, Dat Matt spends his hours crunching numbers for a man I assume is Ebenezer Scrooge. I can only imagine him in a cold, dank room, shivering because the boss is too cheap to toss another piece of coal on the fire. At least he has internet.


Freya


Freya, like, does all the news articles for the front site. That's, like, a lot of work. Outside of that, she has to field comments from the John Birch Society. There's not enough gold covering the walls of the Vatican to make me put up with that trout.


Loony BoB


I don't know what Loony BoB does outside of EoFF, only that his job makes him travel to the most obscure locations in the US, like Iowa and Wisconsin. Jeez, those are places even Americans don't dare to tread. His next business trip will be to Dyersburgh, Tennessee. Oh, and he owns and maintains this place.


Pumpkin


Pumpkin does a lot of stuff around here, from running contests, to running our Pinterest and Tumblrs, and now she's organizing the mess we call the Editorial staff. On top of that, she does reviews, writes a blog and has to referee two crazy kittehs. When will this girl get a break?


Psychotic


Loony BoB's right hand clown man, he makes sure people stay in line in the forums. Name calling will be nixed under the iron fist of this brutal enforcer. He's also one of our premier Let's Play creators. Outside of EoFF, I'm sure he just sits in a chair, facing the wall, crying.


Shauna


Shauna has to live with Dat Matt, who I assume she met the first time they did the Final Fantasy X HD Remastered with Shauna and Mr. Shauna videos. Her role is to play the straight man/voice of reason. If that doesn't win her this, nothing will. #TopBantz

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23. Most Hard Working

RSL.................................1
Dat Matt............................2
Shauna..............................2
Freya...............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Aulayna.............................8


Which means

Loony BoB...........................8
Pumpkin.............................9

Damn straight.

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Congrats Pumpkin! You do a lot of work and stuff! :}

Really deserved! Well done Pumpkin! :D

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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF TODAY

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22. Most Carefree Member
The Nominations

Dat Matt ♥ ToriJ ♥ Bubba ♥ Christmas ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Shaibana ♥ Sharkythesharkdogg

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I did a google image search for Carefree and chose images that best exemplify each nominee's carefree nature.

Bubba

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This is how I picture Bubba.

Christmas

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I have nothing.


Dat Matt

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Pretty sure this is how Matt spends his workday. Just a little less black, though.

Pumpkin

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Yep. Pumpkin.


Shaibana

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From what I understand, Shaibana loves to ride bikes.


sharkythesharkdogg

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sharky loves food almost as much as he loves cars. I don't know his feelings towards Beyonce.


ToriJ

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ToriJ either loves gum, or doesn't care for it. I don't know.

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Finally caught up, 10 hrs. after the fact.

Congrats to all the winners.

GO PEOPLE WHO DESERVEDLY DESERVE THIS!!!!!



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mm dat slim waist

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i have no particular love for riding bikes.
but i live in holland.. the country of the bikes!
the minute we can walk we get a bike shoved under our butts

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22. Most Carefree Member

RSL.................................1
Pumpkin.............................1
ToriJ...............................1
Bubba...............................4
Sharkythesharkdogg..................6
Dat Matt............................7


Which means

Shaibana............................8
Christmas...........................9

MFW I didn't win.

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I should care even less in future~

Congrats Christmas!

YAY CHRISTMAS XDDD

Christmas is the only one who wins awards w/o showing up most of the year.

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OH EM GEE IT'S OLD MANUS I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN HE'S THE ONE FROM THE BROMANCE AWARD

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Welp, I was going to vote when I woke up today, too late!
*goes back to sleeps*

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When is it released!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH EM GEE IT'S OLD MANUS I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN HE'S THE ONE FROM THE BROMANCE AWARD

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We've won that thing like three times running! (SPOILER)He is yet to return my calls (SPOILER)calls are made from a device called a cellphone (1973) (SPOILER)with my penis showing

21. Most Awesome Member
The Nominations

Bubba ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Scotty_ffgamer ♥ Freya ♥ Fynn ♥ Psychotic ♥ sharkythesharkdogg ♥ Shiny

They all seem pretty awesome to me. Though 'Most Awesome Member' does sound pretty close to 'Best Member' doesn't it?

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PROUDLY PRESENT:

"Most Awesome Member"

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COME ON BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Knuckles is the best charcter in sonic! i so want the game!

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What... what am I currently listening to?!

It's like the world's most hilarious radio phone-in.

Not enough Marvel memes

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spooky scary :(

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Public obscenity haircut right there

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Pollock, wedges and peas.

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21. Most Awesome Member

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Scotty_ffgamer......................2
Shiny...............................2
Freya...............................3
Psychotic...........................3
Pumpkin.............................5
Sharkythesharkdogg..................6


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Fynn................................7
Bubba...............................8

Oooo, so close, congrats Bubba!

Way to go Bubba! Keep being awesome, man

So much awesome at EoFF.

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HOW DID I COME THAT CLOSE YOU PEOPLE DONT EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!!! :onoes:

Congrats Bubba! You're amazing :flirt:

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Just got back from our new house this second. Awesome stuff... literally.

Cheers everyone!

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CONGRATS ON BEING SO AWESOME BUBBA :omgomg:

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BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

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'' My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?''

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20. Most Syltish Member
The Nominations

Night Fury ♥ Shiny ♥ Shorty ♥ Pheesh

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Damn.

I'm going to bed in a minute. Won't manage to catch Best Writer :(

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Most Syltish Member???

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Tokyo Fashion Week was buzzing this week with the emergence of four of the best upcoming designers in the fashion world. Our fashion correspondent Terrence Fandango managed to catch up with the designers immediately after the show.

TF: "Well, what an... interesting show that was. I have with me the ever-exotic Night Fury. And I have to say, she is looking pretty spectacular in a bikini, angel wings and a balaclava."
Night Fury: "Phankoo"
TF: "Your welcome. Did you enjoy your first time at Tokyo Fashion Week?"
Night Fury: "Moz oh kay"
TF: "I'm not an expert, but shouldn't balaclavas have eye and mouth holes? You know so you can talk... and see."
Night Fury: "Fumpon worvoo umbovaa!!!"
TF: "I'm sorry, I meant no offen..."

Night Fury storms off and walks straight into a coat rack

TF: "OK, thanks Night Fury. Next up we have Pheesh whose interview we can't televise due to his insistence on appearing naked. So Pheesh, any reason why you have your penis on show?"
Pheesh: "I find clothes a distraction from the pursuit of spiritual and intellectual fulfilment."
TF: "That's weird. I find spiritual and intellectual fulfilment a distraction from the pursuit of clothes. Aren't you a designer?"
Pheesh: "I have been cursed with the gift of creating beautiful clothes. I hate fashion and I'm rebelling."
TF: "OK. So..."
Pheesh: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! NO-ONE DOES!!"

Pheesh sits down on the floor and starts playing with his testicles

Pheesh: *whispers softly to them* "You two have always been there for me. I love you both so much..."

TF: "Erm, right. Next up we have Shiny and finally someone who looks normal. Love your suit! Your first appearance here, did you have a good time?"
Shiny: "I should warn you now, I answer in rhyme!"
TF: "How irritating. I must say, I really enjoyed your nightwear range."
Shiny: "The way you talk is a little bit strange!"
TF: "Right. I noticed your models were able to make the most of the space."
Shiny: "Do you know what's ugly? Your face. HA!"
TF: *sigh* "Your designs seem to favour a lot of red and orange."
Shiny: "Orange... yeah. I... erm... F*** you."

Shiny storms off

TF: "Not doing very well here, are we? I'm sure that Shorty here will be able to..."
Shorty: "LEMONS!!"
TF: "I'm sorry?"
Shorty: "HAHAHA!!!! LEMONS! LEMONS! LEMONS!"
TF: "Quite. Your yellow dress is lovely. Did you take your inspiration from..."
Shorty: "LEEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
TF: "...lemons then, I presume."

Shorty opens her bag and runs around throwing lemons at random models.

TF: "Well, after an eventful Tokyo Fashion Week, only one question remains. Which of these new designers will be most popular with the paying public? Back to you in the studio."

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http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enh...0961261-26.jpg

thehehe thats a nice speech xD
https://baconkitty.files.wordpress.c...allihaveto.jpg

http://www.41villa.net/wp-content/up.../5-260x331.png

http://i.imgur.com/aVZtT.gif

http://www.kepakurl.com.au/trade/ima...o-LuckyBay.jpg

20. Most Stylish Member

RSL.................................1
Pheesh..............................4
Shorty..............................8


Which means

Shiny..............................10
Night Fury.........................13

Stylin' and foodin'

What more does a gal want

Congrats Tara!

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...83/305/378.jpg

*tip*

CONGRATS NIGHT FURY, SO STYLIN

https://i.imgur.com/72U52pi.jpg

19. Most Intimidating Member
The Nominations

Shauna ♥ Del Murder ♥ Calliope ♥ Mister Adequate ♥ Raistlin ♥ Shiny ♥ Shlup ♥ Spuuky ♥ Wolf Kanno

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/a...psea541432.png

PROUDLY PRESENT:

"Most Intimidating Member"

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Are all the speeches done?

We're good! :)

Thanks a lot for your help today man.

I'm getting headers for the next topic, and I came across this gold mine

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/angry...h-17768553.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/100...-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/100...-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/100...-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/100...-the-beach.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/angry...h-17768541.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/angry...h-17768560.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/angry...h-17768544.jpg

Excellent

*cracks open a beer*

Couldn't believe Steve said what he said.

Wow Steve how could you say such things about me

No one will ever know how hard I battle every day to compete against Steve for Paul's affection. :(

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Couldn't believe Steve said what he said.

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Those speeches were excellent! God bless Vocaroo.

http://i.imgur.com/bGdqVpt.jpg

That time Psy literally died by LOL

These members are too intimidating, we had to get an artist rendition for this one~

http://www.muslimophobia.com/images/...ea-monster.jpg

19. Most Intimidating Member

RSL.................................1
Mister Adequate.....................1
Wolf Kanno..........................1
Calliope............................2
Del Murder..........................4
Shiny...............................4
Raistlin............................5
Shlup...............................5

Which means

Spuuky..............................6
Shauna..............................7

:colbert:

I don't know where you all get the idea that I'm intimidating from

Haha, congrats Shauna!

Congratu- PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

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Originally Posted by Shauna

:colbert:

I don't know where you all get the idea that I'm intimidating from

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Jesus Christ, calm down you psycho

Hey guys, do you want some cakes or something?

Don't listen to her, she is so scary

I live my life in fear

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6chcltV61r9p7uc.gif

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-543347937...ke-knife-3.png

Even the implements she uses are intimidating.

18. Wackiest Member
The Nominations

Dat Matt ♥ Sephex ♥ ToriJ ♥ Bubba ♥ Christmas ♥ Jinx ♥ WildRaubtier

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

What really is the difference betwixt Wittiest & Wackiest Member? Is it the type of humor they do? Are Wacky Members not necessarily witty? Is it like "the a table is wooden, but it's not a tree"?

Anyway, these members are some of the wackiest people you'll ever see outside of an Animaniacs episode. And if you haven't seen Animaniacs, then what the hell are you doing with your life?

Bubba

http://cdn-media-2.lifehack.org/wp-c...4/10/Brain.jpg

Christmas

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140212150817

Dat Matt

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130118164509

Jinx

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130309140344

Sephex

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140623043618

ToriJ

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120330025941

WildRaubtier

http://tigress.com/moonhare/lj/pharfig.jpg

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Originally Posted by MissH

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now :p

Better than getting BURNED (literally)

Oyster, Shells and Cockles

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-...L1-760x495.jpg

18. Wackiest Member

RSL.................................1
Bubba...............................3
ToriJ...............................3
Jinx................................3
WildRaubtier........................4
Dat Matt............................5


Which means

Sephex..............................6
Christmas..........................12

Ever think of the Cid hole?

Thanks for the voyes and congrats to Christmas!

Congratulations, Christmas :)

Sometimes you fall asleep at your computer and then these things are still happening.

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Originally Posted by MissH

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now

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Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

Congrats!

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Originally Posted by Jinx

shireen

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http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment....id=65202&stc=1

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Originally Posted by MissH

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by MissH

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now

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Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

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It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

17. Wittiest Member
The Nominations

Psychotic ♥ Old Manus ♥ Sephex ♥ Dat Matt ♥ Mister Adequate ♥ Scotty_ffgamer ♥ Shauna ♥ Shorty

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Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

What makes a poster witty? Is it a wry sense of humor? Is it a clever pun? Or is it an obvious observation? These Members have been all these things or something all together different. But one thing we all know, is that they are all some of the wittiest members of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Dat Matt

You can always count on Matt for bringing some life to that cigar store Indian Native American Shauna. With his witty catchphrases and his I assume purposefully horrendous gameplay, he's the Lou Costello to her Frankenstein in Let's Play Final Fantasy X HD Remastered w/ Shauna and Mr. Shauna.

Mister Adequate

Mr. A has quite the funny bone, whether the subject is light, like race or something serious like Final Fantasy. His off-beat sense of humour has gotten him snipped more time than litter of puppies.

Old Manus

The former member of the comedy duo Manus & Christmas, where he was surprisingly the straight man, he has come to his own with a wry sense of humor and a sharp wit.

Psychotic

The Crown Prince of Fools on the staff is always ready with a sly remark or witty reply. He doesn't let his position as Alpha Banner stop him from exercising his comedic chops, either. If you've seen any of his Let's Plays, (which you should), you know what I'm talking about.

Scotty_ffgamer

Scotty's always saying something funny. I'm pretty sure of it. I'll have to start reading the things he says to find out.

Sephex

Some people are known as "old souls". Sephex, with his arraignment of puns has an "old sense of humor". Straight from the Vaudeville stage Sephex will twist any word or phrase like any grandfather.

Shauna

Shauna proves to the world that women can in fact be funny. I've known someone to say that she's a cigar store Indian Native American, but that guy is an asshole. She's full of bright jokes and hilarious insights. It's no wonder, though, having to put up with Matt all day. They do say comedy comes from pain.

Shorty

Shorty witty? I know she's funny, but it's more :erm: funny than :lol: funny. She fancies herself as a Tina Fey, but she's more of a Liz Lemon. Wait, that's a good thing. What do I know, I wasn't even nominated.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by MissH

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by MissH

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now

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Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

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It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

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I fully intend to. Danny has already typed out an angry tweet to them. How dare they?!!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MissH

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by MissH

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MissH

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

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I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now

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Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

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It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

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I fully intend to. Danny has already typed out an angry tweet to them. How dare they?!!

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Write a strongly worded letter to the shop owner telling them how much pain you were in and if only you had a taste of that bar of chocolate all would be well.

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spi...04660_full.png

Women can be funny. We will fight the patriarchy! :argh:

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17. Wittiest Member

RSL.................................1
Shauna..............................2
Shorty..............................3
Scotty_ffgamer......................2
Mister Adequate.....................3
Sephex..............................5
Old Manus...........................6


Which means

Dat Matt............................8
Psychotic...........................9

Thanks for the votes again and congrats to Psychotic!

Congratulations Psy! :3

Well done Psychotic.

I took the guy for steak recently and can honestly say he was the second-wittiest guy in all our conversations.

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spi...74881_full.jpg

Dissapointed that I didn't get this one, especially when this was one of the 4 tie breakers. I'll need to make more of an impact to dethrone paul next time~

well ofcourse Psy would win, no one else has made Aeris a mass murderer. using plants and a Cube.

posting helps

...I say as I have lost every Ciddie bar one and I post quite a bit

I won what I deserved

16. Drunkest Member
The Nominations

Jinx ♥ noxious.sunshine ♥ Sephex ♥ Denmark ♥ Loony BoB ♥ Mirage

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Originally Posted by Sephex

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Uh oh

I'm expecting comedy gold here guys.

Thank you everyone you're all my lovelies :)

Is alcohol a drink? The hard Qs.

*enters thread*
http://media.giphy.com/media/11gC4odpiRKuha/giphy.gif
*exits and never posts again*

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answ...46_500_272.jpg

CONGRATS TO THE WEINERS

Well deserved, well deserved

I killed her. Did you rike it????

Shadow got her

Better answer. Let's go with that.

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http://www.reisidiilid.ee/wp-content.../2015/03/5.jpg

16. Drunkest Member

RSL.................................1
Mirage..............................1
Sephex..............................1
Loony BoB...........................2
Denmark.............................5


Which means

noxious.sunshine....................9
Jinx...............................17

Landslide!

I really couldn't have foreseen that happening.

Congrats on being the biggest lush? :p

Watching that and Sophie is like "He looks cool and looks really cute"

Fast forward 12 months and those drunk clips will be me. Just substitute Susan for Sophie.

Damn you, Sephex. Damn you.

She is pretty sober right now guys.

She is a LIAR to you all

We can change that though.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Watching that and Sophie is like "He looks cool and looks really cute"

Fast forward 12 months and those drunk clips will be me. Just substitute Susan for Sophie.

Damn you, Sephex. Damn you.

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Hahahahaha thanks! Glad you enjoyed!

Well phone is dying so I have to go! Congrats to people and good luck to the rest!

15. Best Custom Title
The Nominations


Jinx ♥ Mister Adequate ♥ Psychotic ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Shorty

YAY ON DRINKING A BUNCH :kaocheer:

In unrelated news, I plan to become a substance abuse counselor. So when I get all licensed and stuff umm.... would the nominees please come to my house? Just for dinner. No reason. No reason at all

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

Were going to compare these to dinosaurs because mine references a dinosaur and I'm the only one who matters. :mymelheart:Pumpkin Best Member 2015:mymelheart:

Pumpkin
This one is clearly me:
http://static.flavors.me/dynamic_ima...cde6391420326a

FEAR ME

Jinx
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hph...57170940_n.jpg

I guess that one can be Jinx because Tacos are good and stuff

Mister Adequate
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...XhmZNvHCQ=s426

I think he's pretty gangsta. His name was chai jellybean at one point (is it still?) and if that's not gangsta I dunno what is

Psychotic
http://i.imgur.com/Ejk4TfR.png

Because we know that moustache is just dryer lint.

Shorty
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...5a00dca0b9.jpg

Is she the dinosaur or the hedgehog? That's up to you to decide! Make your own adventure and all that


CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

YAY ON DRINKING A BUNCH :kaocheer:

In unrelated news, I plan to become a substance abuse counselor. So when I get all licensed and stuff umm.... would the nominees please come to my house? Just for dinner. No reason. No reason at all

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Intervention? What's that?

:drunk: You can't tell us what to do shion

She'll bite you and make you go. See, I have proof!

http://i.minus.com/ilo8T8aMFtFiH.gif

With that many in one place maybe you'll be the one intervened into drinking!

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_...Beach-Sign.jpg

15. Best Custom Title

RSL.................................1
Mister Adequate.....................2
Psychotic...........................4
Shorty..............................5


Which means

Pumpkin.............................9
Jinx...............................11

Woo, way to go Jinx!

2 in a row for Jinxi!

Now her life is complete.

CONGRATS ON BEING A DRUNK JINXER WHO OWES PEOPLE COCAINE :kaocheer::kaocheer:

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Originally Posted by Jinx

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn

THIS IS THE AWARD I WANTED MOST

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE THANK YOUUUUUU

:omgomg: :omgomg: :omgomg:

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Congratulations Miss Jinx....now where is my coke?

She has become a summoner

14. Best Signature
The Nominations


TrollHunter ♥ Shauna ♥ DK ♥ Fynn ♥ MissH ♥ Pike ♥ Sephex

Posting for speech rep. Also congratulations to all the winners that I don't know who you are as I've been at work all day, I'll catch-up with this eventually.

MissH or GTFO #DancingPikachus #Chinpokomon

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

Best SignatureToriJ: Is playing Donald Duck on the Sega Master System Come on... Don't get hit. Don't get – goddammit! I have had it with these mother smurfing snakes on this mother smurfing level! Phone rings – answers it WHAT?! Clears his throat I mean, hello?
Colonel Angus: You need to work on that anger, dude.
ToriJ: You try playing a torture device disguised as a kid's game. What do you need?
Colonel Angus: EoFF Summer Ciddies are coming up and I need more people to write speeches for me. Do you have the time?
ToriJ: Yeah, sure. When are they due?
Colonel Angus: Friday.
Tori: Looks at calendar to see it's Thursday Oh trout! Speeds across the room and sits down behind his desk Best Signature!

That time of year where we celebrate the random crap that people put in their signatures. From actual graphics deigns in Photoshop, to random images from tumblr, you never know what you're going to find when you scroll over someone's post, and today we look at the best of the best, or more accurately, what people remembered to nominate for. Hang onto your hats because we're going to Siggy Town!

DK
http://i62.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/300az5g.jpg
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.

Oh. My. Gaia. Where do I even begin? This banner consists of one guy making a bunch of stupid faces at the screen with the word “England” on top of it. What is he even looking at? Is he having a face off with Nicolas Cage? I'm not sure what the focus of this banner is, is it the faces? Is it the word England? What am I supposed to be looking at!? These faces just burn themselves into your brain. This is the image equivalent of the Duck Tales theme song. And now that I thought of it the Duck Tales theme song is stuck in my head. Thanks, DK!

The blend work is pretty nicely done, and the small black border around the sig makes it easy to tell when the image begins and ends. The effect on the faces are all nice and makes it feel like they go on forever. Like an endless row of mirrors. If your goal was to leave a lasting impression on people you pretty much accomplished that. Onto the next nominee!

FYNN
http://i.imgur.com/HDkLuuz.jpg
Is that a gun he's holding up to his head? Don't do it, generic blue hair man #47, you have so much to live for!

Here we have a cute little number based off the characters from Persona Q. A game I haven't played, and characters I don't know. So if you're offended by my ignorance just know that I am not sorry, and I feed off your anger. The image features blue hair man, Blondie, brunette with no mouth, gay hair dude, and ear with hair and pink dress. The poor girl looks like she's falling off the page.

The entire picture looks like it's starting to peel off whatever background it's hanging on. All of the characters are distinguishable and the sig easily pops out and is very colorful. The purple background contrasts with the darker colors of the men's wardrobe quite nicely and the spider web makes the background feel less empty.

MISSH
http://i.imgur.com/VntoPY5.gif
Pikachu! You know you are my brother. I CHOOSE YOU!

How can you ever go wrong with Pokemon? Here we have two dancing Pikachus playing it up to whatever music they have going on inside their heads. They're dancing in the middle of what looks like the night's sky covered in stars and clouds with “Miss H” done in cursive in the background with the whole thing shaped like an egg. Or is that space? I can't really tell. I'm surprised that hasn't been a thing yet. Pokemon in Space – this is the part where you tell me Pokemon have been in space, isn't it?

One can only wonder what she did to get something so beautiful in her sig.

Cut to: Bubba and Miss H's place

Miss H: Honey, can you make me an egg-shaped Pikachu sig with two Pikachus dancing?
Bubba: Playing PS4 Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a game.
Miss H: Is suddenly in front of Bubba staring at him
Anonymous Singer: Just you know why (Just you know why)
Bubba: Looks at Miss H confused
Miss H: Continues to stare
Anonymous Singer: Why you and I (Why you and I)
Miss H: Slowly push PS4 off the table
Anonymous Singer: Will by and by (Will by and by)
Miss H: Unplugs the TV
Bubba: Gasps
Anonymous Singer: Know true love ways.

Narrator: Never say no to Miss H.

Cut to: ToriJ's desk

N-next nominee, please!

PIKE
http://i.imgur.com/BTKJJlD.png
And I thought Capcom fans arguing about Jill's face was a stupid argument.

I know it's dangerous to ask for logic on the internet, but... What!? Why? How? Where? When? And why did it take over TWELVE THOUSAND pages for a mod to finally lock the damn thing!? How did this even become a topic of discussion? Do people just randomly pick a video game character and give him a political ideology? Are we going to go over the whole Mushroom Kingdom now? Zelda? Metroid? I'm just glad that EoFF is above such nonsense!

http://i.imgur.com/npeK5b8.png

Fifteen replies? FIFTEEN REPLIES?! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) I-I just don't understand the world anymore. Is that Red Foreman in that Twitter avatar? That's Red Foreman! All that's missing from the tweet is “Dumbass!” Twelve thousand smurfing pages fighting over Wario's political affiliation... :grumble:

SEPHEX
http://i.imgur.com/IjPe5FD.png
All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places, worn out faces.

Here we have a collection of Mushrooms and Ocarinas from Mario and Zelda respectively, although the latter look like smiley faces with horns than anything else. Look at them. It's like they're staring into my souls. What do you want ocarina of death!? What's with the token black ocarina in the front? Did they run out of blue and pink?

The picture is well drawn and the coloring is good, even all the black in the background is colored in well. Believe me I know how much of a pain in the ass it can be to color in all of that. Overall, it's a nice tribute to two classic Nintendo games.

SHAUNA
http://i.imgur.com/w3fFiN1.jpg
You think you can take me on? I'm the goddess of the mother smurfing sun!

This lovely set is based off the action-adventure game by Capcom starring a sun goddess in the form of a white wolf, Okami. Shauna had this set for so long that she may as well be a white wolf herself. You know what, I'm convinced all those pictures we've seen of her are really just of an actress she hired on to pretend to be her. She really is a white wolf sat a computer typing her paws on a keyboard. Which would kind of make her relationship with Dat Matt questionable, but for the sake of a clean mind I'm going to pretend their both wolves.

The banner has a lot of bright colors that match the sun goddess theme the character possesses and features our protagonist up against some... dragons? Snakes? Holds up magnifying glass to sig Dragon snakes? I'm going with dragon snakes. It's the internet people will correct me if I'm wrong. Good outer lay border with a black inside stroke framing the sig and the cursive style fits it all very well. I think it has a strong chance of coming out the victor.

TROLLHUNTER
http://i.imgur.com/8v5qOAg.gif
So, you think you can dance?

Last, but not least, we have a blue haired anime character failing at the art of dance. He's from... Um...

EoFF Member Base: Begins to speak

Wait, don't tell me! He's from Fire Emblem, right? Yeah, I remember seeing him on the Super Smash Brothers Melee roster when I first played the game. Not exactly something I'd expect to see on a member with Troll Hunter for a name. But maybe that's his victory dance. Move those hips! Not much to say. It's silly, the animation is well drawn, it is what it is.

With all these different nominations who could possibly come out on top? Well, if you want my opinion, I think the landslide winner is going to be...

http://i.imgur.com/ep9SQtd.png

Aulayna! It was a crime – an injustice that this woman was not nominated for Best Signature, and I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. The write-in votes are going to be so overwhelming that Award-Chan will have no choice but to proclaim her the winner in the biggest upset in EoFF history! Winner? Aulayna! Not DK, not Fynn, not Miss H–!

Miss H: Appears in front of ToriJ
ToriJ: Uhh...
Anonymous Singer: Just you know why (Just you know why)
Miss H: Stares at ToriJ
ToriJ: Stares back awkwardly
Anonymous Singer: Why you and I (Why you and I)
Miss H: Knocks all the papers off of ToriJ's desk and then tilt the table over
ToriJ: AHHHHHHH! Jumps up and runs out of his chair
Anonymous Singer: Will by and by (Will by and by)
Miss H: Picks up chair and throws it against the wall
Anonymous Singer: Know true love ways.

Narrator: Never say no to Miss H.

End Transmission!

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