uh oh spaghettios!
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uh oh spaghettios!
Meep.
CloudDragon: That *hic* could work. Me and *hic* Jojo, correct?
Peace
The Man
Oh! I do so like *hiccup* spaghettioes!Quote:
Originally posted by Calliope
uh oh spaghettios!
*throws some fried confetti*
*hiccup*
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
MANY MANY MANY LACKEYS!!!
Didn't *hic* Shaz say that be*hic*fore? :confused:
Ah *hic* well.
*keeps *hic* dancing*
Hey, where'd *hic* Ally go? Is she *hic* here anymore? *searches for her*
Peace
The Man
Quiet you.
*sings*
On top of spaghettiiiii~!
All covered with cheeeeese~!
(*hiccup*)
I lost my poor meatball~!
When somebody sneeeeeezed~!
*cries*
I miss you meatball!
*hiccup*
*jumps* Okay okay. *says the words does all the jibber-jabber, reads from that book and whatnot* There they kiss, married and I'm done.Quote:
Originally posted by Del Murder
Hmm, it appears that Thorn and The Man are thuroughly drunk. Let's say we get them married!
Tida?
Well... where's my money.
*kisses Thorn*
Well, I *hic* know that Daniel's going to be *hic* surprised when he *hic* sees this.
Peace
The Man
*randomly appears out of nowhere...again*
*dances with Ferenan's corpse as requested*
*tosses Tida a quarter*
WEEEEEEE! *dies and goes off to get drunk*
*presents cake she swiped from work*
HAPPY CONGRATULATION!
*runs off to ring Daniel*
*hic* There she is!
Hey! *hic* Wait! *stumbles off after, then falls facedown on the floor*
Peace
The Man
That's it? Pfft.Quote:
Originally posted by Ally
*tosses Tida a quarter*
What? Who got married? Where?
Who me?
O_o;;
*gets an anullment*
.....
*hiccup*
Well, that was *hic* quick.
*hiccup*
Peace
The Man
The quarter is SHINY, though! Shiny is gooood.
...I miss the quarter already. Shiny. ;_;
you're divorced? HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS!
Oh I'm sorry then. *eats quarter*Quote:
Originally posted by Ally
The quarter is SHINY, though! Shiny is gooood.
...I miss the quarter already. Shiny. ;_;
OOC: The Man, I was just wondering, this is the first time I saw that picture, how much did you actually pay those girls to be in there?
*Runs of to marry Del!*
...Hey...I want to get married too. I don't think I'm drunk enough though. *shrugs*
Pick someone.Quote:
Originally posted by Ally
...Hey...I want to get married too. I don't think I'm drunk enough though. *shrugs*
I paid them nothing to be in that picture. Two of them asked to be in it, in fact. Begged, even.
Oh. *hic* Right. *dances drunkenly*
Ally, you can marry me.
Crank up the volume, man! Let's hear some *hic* Led Zeppelin!
Peace
The Man
My nam peun was unfaithful to me! INFIDELITY! *shakes spear randomly* I'll show him!
*looks around to see if there are any sober people left*
You! Yeah, you! You wanna grind? *grinds*
Back off, bucko. I'm not that kind of enforcer.
The enforcer of good does not marry the likes of Brandon xD
You must be really drunk, then. xPQuote:
Originally posted by The Man
Ally, you can marry me.
All right then! Yay. *dances on a table*
*enters room and sees drunken people*
BRING ON THE BOOZE!!
quote:Or really *hic* horny. Or attracted to *hic* you. Or *hic* something.
Originally posted by Ally
You must be really drunk, then. xP
All right then! Yay. *dances on a table*
But sure, *hic* why not?
Peace
The Man
where's my burrito? where's my burrito? where's my spy camera? where's my spy camera?
*scowls*
I second that. He's not even rich anyway. Pffft.Quote:
Originally posted by Calliope
The enforcer of good does not marry the likes of Brandon xD
EDIT: Where the hell is your spy camera?
*gulp gulp gulp*
ah... nothing like a nice drink of beer...
*marries Ally and The Man*
*says the words does all the jibber-jabber, reads from that book and whatnot*
Time to payup.
Oh, this *hic* costs money? *gives you a *hic* one-hundred-dollar bill *hiccup**
Peace
The Man
Horny is *hic* good. *purrs* Me~ow.
... *dies* Let's hope my boyfriend doesn't decide to stop by tonight. ;) *downs some more punch*
*refills and respikes punch bowl*
*hic* Boyfriend? Nah, that's *hic* no problem. *hic*
**hic* wanders over to the *hic* punch bowl and then *hic* dances with Ally *hic* sexily*
Peace
The Man
*is taking notes for blackmail purposes*
you two are... *hic* seriously *hic* drunk.. and merrily happy. *give wedding gifts to you two*
Greg says:
Just grind with my dead corpse, gosh darnit :
Greg says:
P
Well, he asked so nicely. *shrugs* ... *grinds*
*hic* Thank you, *hic* Kami. *hic*
Peace
The Man
Aww, the boyfriend won't mind. *hic* Don't worry.
*dances all sexy and drunken-like* *hiccup*
*hic* and where's my thankyou from ally? *hic*
Oh, right. *hic* Thanks you vewwy much. *gives kami a shiny quarter*
Of course. *hic* How could he *hic* mind?
Ooh, sexay. *hic* *dances* *is primed for the "after-prom"*
Peace
The Man
*hic* Now why the *hic* hell is everybody drunk around *hic* here?
Del was my third choice anyway *hic*. My first was...'Kishi!'
*does some grinding with random people, preferrably Greg's corpse*
*hic* aww *hic* shucks..
Kishi was *hic* on my *hic* list, too, along with *hic* BOU, *hic* Skye-chan and *hic* C&D. But I'm glad I ended up with *hic* Ally. *hic*
*dances with her some more*
Peace
The Man
*sighs profusely for no apparent reason*
wel..*hic* i must say... that..*hic* i haf to go...*hic* i hope that you *hic* and ally *hic* have lotsa babies! *hic* till then! *hic*
*kami leaves the room*
Are you sad?Quote:
Originally posted by Calliope
*sighs profusely for no apparent reason*
Hey... *hic* You mean I wasn't *hic* first on your list? I'm disappointed. *hic*
Oh well. *continues dancing* Woo, after prom. >=D
Perhaps, Tida. I prefer the term "amnespeptically cynical". :hat:
I had *hic* no idea you were *hic* coming, Ally. Had I known, you might have *hic* been first.
Oh yeah. *hic* Loony BoB and Thorn spent about four hours in *hic* after-prom, I *hic* think. *hic* Should be fun. *hic*
*keeps dancing*
Peace
The Man
*friggin spikes the punch more*
After prom? *waits to cause more trouble*
Oh yeah. I forgot to *hic* tell you all my *hic* second choice. That is *hic* obviously...*gets shot by a rifle*
Nicky! Stop using those 10 dollar words!
Or I'll enforce you...Calliopenatorically.
Aww... *sniffle* I have such a *hic* sweet husband. But I like to *hic* crash parties. *hiccup* It's quite fun.
Mmmm...spike-age. *hic*
I'm about take my leave. I'm getting ready to do random marrying and such. So don't cry if I shoot you.
Thank *hiccup* you, Ally. *hic* *beams* This *hic* punch is very *hic* tasty, don't you *hic* think?. Yesssss. *hiccup*
*returns to dancing with his new wife*
Peace
The Man
and the question of the night is...how many wives will Aaron have by the time prom finishes?
I too, must *flourish exeunt*
And Del: you wouldn't dare.
The Man, *hic* I'm ashamed of *hic* you. How come someone as *hic* sexay as this:
http://www.fflegend.com/album/albums...lly/ally02.jpg
Not *hic* be your first choice?
I think *hic* I'll be heading away now too. Maybe I can avoid having *hic* hangover the next morning.
I'm really *hic* not that sexy. *hic* See? *hic*
*runs and hides at the sight of her old Homecoming photo*
:eek:
As I *hic* said, Brandon, I wasn't *hic* aware that she was *hic* going to come. *hic* I'm very *hic* glad that she *hic* did though.
Ally: You really *hic* are that *hic* sexay. *53x0r5huggles Ally for good measure*
Peace
The Man
:D
I'm glad I came, too. *hic* :D *huggles The Man* Wee!
[shrill]Won't somebody please think of the children?![/shirll]
There's a *hic* warning in the title of the *hic* thread, Shlup.
We'll save the really intense stuff for the *hic* after-prom, though. Oh yeah. *hic*
Peace
The Man
No. Yes.
Remember people: drinking is not that answer. It's the question and yes is the answer.
*leaves*
Quote:
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
[shrill]Won't somebody please think of the children?![/shirll]
I already have and I most definitely think that eventually they will need to get glasses or contacts because of both of the parents....
*Goes to bed*
Simply adding "R12" to the title isn't much of a warning, but I didn't really mean it anyway.
Have a nice honeymoon, by the way, whoever all got married.
Nice honeymoon indeed. *purrs and snuggles and whatnot*
*hiccup*
*looks around*
What proof was this spam?
150? Good lord.
*is purred and snuggled*
Ooh yeah. This is great! *hic*
What a *hic* night.
Peace
The *hic* Man
There should be a gathering of...The Official Eoff Spam Brigade!
*sings the theme song*
This is getting scary.
Didn't anyone here acctually go to a real prom? This isn't how it's supposed to go! There's supposed to be gambling for paper money, alcoholic drinks without any alcohol, and an hour and a half line for pictures.
The best *hic* night of my life. I'll never forget it. *hic*
A night to *hic* cherish and remember for the *hic* rest of eternity.
Want to *hic* waltz, Ally? *hic*
*waltzes*
Peace
The Man
yeah mandee!
and when you're waiting for pictures half the people in your group get bored and conveniently go to dance/drink/burn things/use the helium balloons to talk like donald duck/protest against the fur wearing fascists/etc to avoid being in the photo.
that's it. *inhales some helium*
quack quack quack!
*stands in line to get his picture taken with his Spam Queen and the Spam Princess*
I didn't go to my junior prom...maybe I'll go next year. I don't know if it'll be as much fun as this, though. ;D
*hic*
*waltzes*
Oh, love, it *hic* won't be.
*sweeps Ally off her feet*
Peace
The Man
quack! quack quack quack! *clickety*
*is still in line*
quack quack quack...*helium wears off*
Come now Tony, funny hats need documenting! Mandee, hurry up! okay. Now, Mandee, you make your eyes go red in the photo, and Del, you look at your shoes, and I'll sneeze. There, now we can take a photo. Wait, there's enough time to get a couple of drunkards in, Al, Man, you'll do. There...3...2..1...*sneezes* *clickety*
Done!
Whee, we *hic* have a picture of us together! *hic* :love:
Peace
The Man *hic*
*is swept off her feet* ~_~ *dreamy sigh*
*hides from the camera*
*looks at his shoes*
Hey, they're black. Neato.
Neato. Goodo. Franco...*runs*
I'll Tony your Franco.
You. Wouldn't. Dare.
security is a great thing.
Would I?
*Tonys Nicky's Franco*
*is not sure what he just did, but he liked it*
I...err...zoidberg?
*is confused*
Ooh, *hic* kinky.
*Tonys The Man's Franco*
Meow.
Rawr.
Oh, *hic* ALLY! :love:
*hic*
Rawr.
Peace
The Man :love:
*harry enfield voice* OI! YOU! NO!
I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. :love:
... *dies* Yes.
*uses phoenix tail for good measure*
Abosolutely. I couldn't have *hic* possibly asked for better. *hic* Now I'm *hic* really revved up for the *hic* after-prom. Oh yeah. :love:
*hiccup*
Peace
The Man
That's it.
*enforce mode*
*decides to sing sinatra for no reason*
clang clang clang, went the trolley, ding ding ding went the bell, zing zing zing THEY GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF COFFEE IN BRAZIL!
*puts his arm around Ally's shoulder and proceeds to get more punch*
Peace
The Man
*steps up to Del*
Excuse me, Sir, but you'll have to step outside. *grunt*
*notes the lack of BJ*
This should be interesting.
Oh, goodie! *hic* I still don't *hic* think I've had enough of this *hic* wonderful punch. *hic*
I wasn't being sexual. Eww!
Indeed, Ally. :love: *hic* Best. *hic* Punch. *hic* Ever. *hic*
Peace*hic*
The Man
Well...that's a first!Quote:
I wasn't being sexual
Quote:
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
*steps up to Del*
Excuse me, Sir, but you'll have to step outside. *grunt*
I also note the lack of that. I'm waiting.Quote:
Originally posted by Calliope
*notes the lack of BJ*
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I want to-- eww, no!
That's it, now I'm really gonna kick yer ass! *puts up her "dukes"*
*notes that "dukes" are in quotes*
What might *hic* that mean other than *hic* fists?
*begins nonchalantly making out with Ally* :love:
Peace
The Man
*is made out with*
*hic*
*enjoys muchly*
Rawr, *hic* I say. *giggles* :love:
*points* Hey, everyone, look at the drunks making out!
*runs*
*ignores Shlup*
Ooh yeah. :love: *hic*
*makes out more vigorously than before* :love:
Peace
The Man
hooooooooboy, this is gonna be one interesting reunion topic :D
*continues doing strange musicky stuff*
*is thouroughally(?) creeped out now*
*does not make out with anyone*
*is too busy getting pummled by Shlup*
In summary, everyone went to the prom, had wacky experiences, in some cases discovering the opposite sex, and logged off essentially the same people as they were when they logged on. Finis.
Mandee, maybe we should form a support group.
Silver: I got *hic* married. Twice.
Peace
The Man
Maybe I should just hide under the table until everyone else goes home.
I should hide too.
Yes, fun times *hic* are being had by all. Very fun times. ;D
*goes back to making out and such* Aw, look, dear, they're scared of us! >=D
Yeah, from my vengeful fists of fury! Rawr!
*hic* Hey Ally, I got an idea! Turn that "Depressed" in your sig into an "Undressed!" :D
Oh, wait. Maybe that's *hic* better for *hic* after-prom. Okay, then. I'll wait. :love:
They're *hic* scared? Rawk! *hiccup*
Peace
The Man
What did you do that required vengence Mandee? Hmm?
Ok, Manny, give me your keys. Friends don't let friends yadda yadda.
Does "neener nneer neeeeener!" ring a bell? Taunt me, will you!?
*cat fight ensues*
That's right Manny. Real friends...steal other friend's cars!
c'mon Del, let's split! You too Mandee! We can cat fight in the car!
If I get in a *hic* car, it won't be to *hic* drive anywhere anytime soon, you can rest assured of that! *hic*
*winks at Ally* ;)
Peace
The Man
Tee-hee! I'm *hic* innocent, I swear. *hic*
*winks suggestively*
No sex in my car. Period.
On a lighter note: Spam.
Thank god for spam.
Okay!Quote:
Originally posted by Del Murder
On a lighter note: Spam.
And while I have previously stated that I don't believe in spam, this sort of 600+ posts in a thread in one day is definatly spam. *nod*
*wonders how much longer the prom is meant to last, seeing as he's managed to get a full night sleep since he last visited this thread* :p
I hope this night *hic* never ends. :love:
Spam is *hic* fun...when done properly.
Didn't you know, cl? This is the ever-lasting prom!
Just like my real prom, this one will never end. *prances*
Oh yeah. *Hic* Done properly, if you catch my drift. This spam *hic* owns. :love:
This night will never *hic* end.
Hm... do you want to dance now, Ally? :love:
Peace
The Man
Well, I'm leaving. You can end the prom now.
*runs off in a blaze of spamful glory*
Oh no! Nicky's *hic* leaving! Whatever shall we do? *hic*
... *dances*
*throws water balloons at the dance floor*
Good idea, Ally. *twirls and flourishes*
*gets smacked around by water balloons* Damn you, Shlup!
... Oh, wait. Our *hic* clothes were all sweaty anyway. *shruggle*
*continues dancing nonchalantly*
Peace
The Man
Shlup: does this mean you're at two proms right now?
Ah, my Queen is leaving. Well, I'm her ride, so I must be going too.
Oh, *hic* Nicky is leaving? You too, Del?
I wish both of you *hic* well.
*continues dancing* :love:
Peace
The Man
Spam.
Of course I am. I just talked to me prom date not ten minutes ago, but poor working man got sleepy.
*notes that only the newlyweds seem to be left*
...
*takes pictures*
*waves* Goodbye, dears.
*ignores the water balloons and continues dancing* :D
*whisper* Ally, that water soaking up your clothes only makes your figure seem more heavenly to me now. *hic* :love:
*continues dancing*
Peace
The Man
This is getting disturbing.
*giggleblush*
Oh, yes. Disturbing. *hic* That's what we were aiming at.
Disturbing? Hey, I'm not the one *hic* making suggestive suggestions to certain enforcers and *hic* throwing water balloons at *hic* dancing newlyweds as soon as they they *hic* hit the dance floor! *hic* Nawty Shlup. :D
Muwah! Our evil plan is working! *beams*
*continues dancing with Ally* :love:
Peace
The Man
I...
...
:crying:
Hey, maybe if we drive Shlup away, we won't need to go to the car! Rawr!
*continues dancing and snuggles*
Peace
The Man
Excellent idea, darling. :love:
*cuddles and dances and such*
Well, rawk on. :love: *huggles*
Peace
The Man
Well then, I guess I'll just leave peacefully.
*walks out*
*lurks*
Sweet, it actually kinda worked! >=D
Blah. Shall we yet, though? I still feel like we're being... watched.
Peace
The Man
are not
*focuses camera*
That Shlup sure is a tricky one! Heh, heh, heh!
*doesn't proceed to "after-prom" activities yet*
Peace
The Man
I don't know...
I have one of those really creepy feelings...like in a horror movie. *gets scared*
Maybe we should just...leave. ;D
It seems like our scariness towards other people is being reflected back upon us, now, doesn't it, love?
Should we leave? You know what we'd get to do if we did. Oh yeah. :love:
But then again, I feel bad leaving the best. Prom. Ever so coldly like that. What do you think?
Peace
The Man
AaronFreedo
Alza Sedai
There, now get a flippin' room!
Oh, I'd feel absolutely terrible about leaving! ;_; I'm so torn... *sniffle*
Yes. I've developed an attachment to this prom. Leaving it prematurely would be as sinful as... as leaving you. I just couldn't do it... :cry:
Peace
The Man
You guys are sick.
You're probably in IM already. Don't you get saucy with me!
quote:*snicker*
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
You're probably in IM already.
Peace
The Man
*cackles*
Sick? Yes, we know. >=D
"This guy are sick."
-Final Fantasy VII
:exdee:
Peace
The Man
Fine, I'll just dance here with myself, and steal back my line that you stole all the way on the first page:
*dancing with my self, oh, OH, OH!*
You do that, Shlup dear.
*goes back to dancing with her man* :D
"Off course."
-Final Fantasy VII
*continues dancing with Ally :love: as she dances with her Man :D*
Peace
The Man
Heeeeeeey...I think we're alone! *purrs*
That means we canhave sexspam like there's no tomorrow! *huggles*
Oh yeah. :love:
Peace
The Man
Go get a room, pur-lease! :p
You need to get a room for spamming now? Tch!
*pings halo*
Really. :rolleyes2
Peace
The Man
*several hours later, Spatvark and the EoFF Sniper stagger out of the toilets, both smelling of some strange, yet somewhat appealing smell... there's a long pause before they launch themselves at the buffet table, stuffing themselves with as much food as they can get with occassional mutterings of the word "munchies" getting through to some listeners*
Ally and I have determined that because we love each other so very much, even more than this admittedly highly esteemed prom, we must be off and on our way. Therefore, we shall be proceeding to private "after-prom activities" free from the view of other forum members, after which we will probably fall asleep, exhausted and exhilarated. You can feel free to congratulate us later.
Thank you all for a very enjoyable day and night.
Peace
The Man
Thank you all for an incredible time...I shall return. ;D
*bows and exits with Her Man*
Whoo! *whistles* Go, Man! Go! *whistles*
:eek:
[shrill]Won't somebody [b]please think of the children?![/i].[/shrill]
The Date is the 7th of July.
This thread loses it right to exist.