The 5th Anniversary Special Edition Ciddies Winner Revelations Thread

We all love irony!

xD If Sephy1999AD wins, he'll no longer be MLT Not Win a Ciddie! xD Oh well. :D

Rantzien.:(

I think Rase deserves this one.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I'm hoping I win this not for the ciddie, but for the irony of it all.

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Screw Captain, this guy needs to win.

Rase v Seph? Awesome! It's just a shame one of them has to lose.

They both deserve it, but go Rase! :D

Indeed, but yay first time winners! :D

I have no clue who to root for. :(

And the Ciddie goes to...
Sephiroth1999AD

Sephiroth1999AD...............20
Rase..........................15

Rase of those two.

GO SEPH 1999AD

EDIT: YAY HE WON A CIDDIE FINALLY

MLT NEVER WIN A CIDDIE! hahahaha!

Congrats 1999AD! :monster:

Whoo! Go Sephy1999AD! You deserve that ciddie! xD

Woo! Couldn't pick a better Ciddie for your first win. ;)

Someone more deserving won it :)

YAY Sephy got a ciddieee, the day has come. *bows to Sir Sephy*

Congrats Sephiroth1999A.D.

Most Normal Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: The Captain

The Nominees
Anaisa
Azar
Breine
Jowy
Leeza
Miriel
Quin 'n' Tonic
Raistlin
Resha
The Captain


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Azar Rase: Leeza nik0tine: The Captain Raistlin: The Captain Meat Puppet: Raistlin Tavrobel: Miriel Levian: Leeza Rye: Miriel Owen Macwere: Miriel Shiny: The Captain Jesse1: Miriel

Traffic: Miriel Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Jowy Agent Proto: Resha Psychotic: The Captain Yamaneko: Azar theundeadhero: The Captain The Captain: Azar Miriel: The Captain Goldenboco: Leeza Rusty: Miriel DK: The Captain

Prediction Party Favourite: The Captain (7/22 - 32%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Miriel (6/22 - 27%)

That you happy Xander? :P

And I notice that Resha is in the mix for most normal member. xD She's normal?

PRESENTATION AGAIN FOR THE ME

And now we come to the Member who supposedly conducts themself in the most "normal" fashion. Webster's Online Dictionary defines normal as "perpendicular to a tangent at a point of tangency". Perpendicular, of course, implies a 90 degree, or "right" angle, which leads me to believe this award should go to the person who sits straight up in their chair, with their legs sticking straight out in front of them perpendicular, or "normal" to the back of the chair and the person's upper body. That is, one who does not slouch in any way. Slouch is defined as "an awkward fellow". Given the disproportionately large amount of females nominated for this award, I don't think Noah Webster will mind if we alter his lexicon just for a second. Now, tell us who the least awkward member is! Wait, what was this award for again?

psh leeza.

xD :love:

Resha is far from normal in the most wonderful way :bigsmile:

Those who didn't make it...
Jowy..........................13
The Captain...................13
Breine........................11
Leeza.........................11
Anaisa........................10
Resha..........................8
Quin 'n' Tonic.................2
Raistlin.......................2
RSL............................1

Wait, I think that's another confirmed first time winner coming up!

It takes a very long time to read through what you've missed in this thread

Awesome speech Denmark.

YAY SEPHIRTOH1999AD HUZZAH RESULT

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Resha is far from normal in the most wonderful way :bigsmile:

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Quite so! :jess:

Anyway, go Miriel!

I'm rooting for the firecrotch.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Azar

Azar..........................20
Miriel........................19

I think this award calls for an acceptance speech.

Normal?

go azar!

EDIT: yay! i sure can pick 'em.

Azar...congrats.

Congrats Azar!

Congrats, Azar!!. :bigsmile:

Congrats Azar! :D

Catching up post:

Ooh sweet, a ciddie! :D I honestly don't think I've changed though. xD Alive-Man deserved it so much more, except he's always been my hero.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm never going to hear the end of this one.

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Yes, this will keep me going for at least 2 years. :count:

and MLT never win a ciddie indeed, congrats seph. I knew you could do it. ;) I like how blackmage_nuke got 5 votes too, he's really awesome, and I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing that.

And congrats Azar! :D and too bad Miriel. :(

I think I can safely quote Miriel by saying that the people who think I'm normal just don't know me very well. :p

Congratulations, Azar!

Biggest Fanboy/girl
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Dreddz / Erdrick Holmes

The Nominees
*~Angel Wing~*
Chrisfffan
Dreddz
Erdrick Holmes
Lady of the sheep
My name is..something..?
Reno is my man
Rye
Zeldy


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Dreddz Rase: Erdrick Holmes nik0tine: Erdrick Holmes Raistlin: Reno is my man Meat Puppet: *~Angel Wing~* Tavrobel: *~Angel Wing~* Levian: Reno is my man Rye: Erdrick Holmes Owen Macwere: Reno is my man Shiny: *~Angel Wing~* Jesse1: *~Angel Wing~*

Traffic: *~Angel Wing~* Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Reno is my man Agent Proto: Erdrick Holmes Psychotic: Dreddz Yamaneko: Erdrick Holmes theundeadhero: Erdrick Holmes The Captain: Erdrick Holmes Miriel: Dreddz Goldenboco: Chrisfffan Rusty: Rye DK: Erdrick Holmes

Prediction Party Favourite: Erdrick Holmes (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: *~Agnel Wing~* (5/22 - 23%)

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Originally Posted by Azar

I think I can safely quote Miriel by saying that the people who think I'm normal just don't know me very well. :p

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for once the two of us agree.

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Originally Posted by Azar

I think I can safely quote Miriel by saying that the people who think I'm normal just don't know me very well. :p

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That can be said about any member on that list. :p

And I hope Zeldy wins. Her fangirlishness sometimes scares even me! But hey, go everyone. :D

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

To gather inspiration to bring you another award-winning speech that moves the masses, I decided to do a little research on what the ultimate fanboy/girl truely is. So I headed over to the Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary for a description of a fangirl and fanboy, or fanboi if you're a dork who thinks that everything sounds better with a japanese twist (I'm looking at you, Cefca lovers :shifty: ).

The Wikipedia describes a fanboy as "...an unkempt, socially awkward, young man who may be perceived as a loud mouthed pseudo-intellectual. Since that describes 99% of the population of these forums, that didn't help me narrow down my search for the ultimate fanboy. The Urban Dictionary defines a fangirl as "A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions." Again, this didn't help much as the 1% of our population that is female fits the bill pretty well.

Next I decided to do a google image search for fangirl and fanboy, thinking that I would recognize the ultimate fanboy/girl when I saw their. I didn't find the ultimate fanboy or fangirl, but I did find a girl with a fan:
http://www.animalx.com/animal/galler...es/fangirl.jpg

Never giving up, I poured through the information I had gathered and discovered that the ultimate fanboy/girl was right here all along! Who is this ultimate fanboy/girl? Why they are "an unkempt, socially awkward, rabid breed of human who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor and who may be perceived as a loud mouthed pseudo-intellectual known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions at anime conventions and on livejournal."

So who is this sick and twisted individual....?

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Originally Posted by Azar

I think I can safely quote Miriel by saying that the people who think I'm normal just don't know me very well. :p

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Don't worry they all picked you at random, that's what I did at least. :shifty:

Best of luck *~AW~*

I always seem to be away during the Ciddies. :(

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Originally Posted by Shauna

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Originally Posted by Azar

I think I can safely quote Miriel by saying that the people who think I'm normal just don't know me very well. :p

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That can be said about any member on that list. :p

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We're all freakier than a hobo on a bad acid trip, and that's something to be proud of. :smash:

Love Mullet's speech. xD :love:

Quite so, Azar!

Mullets speach has been the greatest one yet.

Mullet's fangirl is hot.

Joel for fanboy!

Yeah great speech FM.

I so know I'm not gonna win this. :bigsmile:

Those who didn't make it...
Zeldy.........................18
Reno is my man................14
*~AngelWing~*.................11
Lady of the sheep..............8
Rye............................5
Chrisfffan.....................4
RSL............................1
My name is..something..?.......0

It's fitting that the people who tied on nominations and - including both nominations and votes - were never further apart from each other than a single vote until the final day. Dreddz or Holmes, guys?

You might! :P Or not.

Oh well. xD Joel ftw.

LOVELY speech, Mulley.

I do believe I am going to play some sort of emulated video game now, possibly Link to the Past again. It's been fun for the first 20, I might check back in from time to time to see how it's going, and I'll look at the end. Congrats to all the winners, past, present and future. ^_^

Erdrick Holmes imho

It's gotta be Dreddz. C'mon.

Dreddz

And the Ciddie goes to...
Erdrick Holmes

Erdrick Holmes................27
Dreddz........................21

Six votes in a row for Joel late in the voting period pushed him to victory!

Me and Psy are off today

Congrats dude.

I knew it, Oh well, good luck to Holmes and Dreddz. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Congrats Holmes. :bigsmile:

I've didn't think we liked fanboys here? Why are we congratulating him?

xD Because it's an award nonetheless! Congrats Joel! :P

Horniest Member
Last winner: Rye
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Erdrick Holmes
fire_of_avalon
I'm my own MILF
Jebus
Psychotic
Roto13
Rye
Shiny
Ultima Shadow


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Rye Rase: Ultima Shadow nik0tine: Roto13 Raistlin: Rye Meat Puppet: Shiny Tavrobel: Rye Levian: Roto13 Rye: Rye Owen Macwere: I'm my own MILF Shiny: Rye Jesse1: RSL

Traffic: Shiny Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Ultima Shadow Agent Proto: Rye Psychotic: Roto13 Yamaneko: I'm my own MILF theundeadhero: Ultima Shadow The Captain: Erdrick Holmes Miriel: Rye Goldenboco: I'm my own MILF Rusty: Rye DK: Shiny

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm my own MILF / Roto13 / Shiny / Ultima Shadow (3/22 - 14%)

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Originally Posted by corncracker

Me and Psy are off today

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It's not us that's off. It's those 27 people who voted for Joel.

Rye, you horny devil.

Even though me and Shads deserve this award, Congragilations on your win rye.

Edit: Good point Psy. Its better to blame others anyway.

Curse you 27 people who voted joel!!!

I'm rooting for me to come in last place. (RSL doesn't count) Finally being nominated for this award is reward enough for Psychotic.

Rye. It's so Rye. xD

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

This is the award where we vote for who the sickest, most perverted person on the forums is. That person is clearly Rye, but since you're all too dumb to realize that, I have more work to do by talking about all these nominations.

Erdrick Holmes: a popular choice because of his incessent talk of his lesbian "wives" Chun Li and whoever else he wishes were real (although he denies wanting real girls). He usually wants this award too.

fire_of_avalon: Is a CK, so will probably get some popularity votes. Also a female, unusual to have for these awards, but in this case is pretty warranted.

I'm my own MILF: another popular choice, this one very valid. I mean, his name is MILF. I would understand if this weirdo won. Very liberal in his preferences, and is rather open about it. For all of you who think he's too horribly perverted, just... don't read his LJ.

Jebus: this is the obvious joke vote. Give the guy a break.

Psychotic: uh... like foa, is a CK and in the spotlight, so will get the popularity votes.

Roto13: basically Ansem's replacement on this list, though not THAT out there.

Rye: The winner of last Ciddie's Horniest Member award, she definitely deserves it again. Her wide variety of fetishes shocks even I'm my own MILF at times. The pictures she draws on MSN are not suitable for... anyone, really.

Shiny: I have no idea who this is. um... is probably rather horny.

Ultima Shadow: I don't know who this is either. Is probably horny, too.

Good luck to all you horny bastards. And stop humping my leg!

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Mommy, why is my bread horny?

Psy is probably as horny as a bandaid.

go Rye. :D

Those who didn't make it...
Erdrick Holmes................12
Roto13........................12
I'm my own MILF................9
Jebus..........................9
fire_of_avalon.................7
Psychotic......................6
Shiny..........................5
RSL............................1

Good question, Ashley!

Will Shads actually win?

Shiny, you WITCH!!! YOU'VE STOLEN MY DREAMS AWAY FROM ME!!!

Go Shads. I love ya.

What are those frogs doing, Hawkeye?

Me love you long time

Shads! :D

And the Ciddie goes to...
Ultima Shadow

Ultima Shadow.................25
Rye...........................16

10th first time winner! We're not even halfway through yet, folks!

Hellz Yeah! Go Shads!

THAT FLING MR. BURTSAUCE!

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Whoot! Go Shads! :D Yay first time winners! xD

Well done, Ultima Shadow. Papa's proud.

>>> Congrats Ultima, you deserved this one..

nej nu räcker det! :D vad fryktonsvärt bra! :D

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Jaffar
Nomination Leader: Devil Man (Alastair|UK / sephirothishere out of active nominees)

The Nominees
Alastair|UK
Christmas
LunarWeaver
Necronopticous
Old Manus
Rantzien
Rye
sephirothishere
Tavrobel
themagicroundabout
Yamaneko


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: sephirothishere Rase: Old Manus nik0tine: Christmas Raistlin: Christmas Meat Puppet: Rantzien Tavrobel: sephirothishere Levian: sephirothishere Rye: Christmas Owen Macwere: Rantzien Shiny: sephirothishere Jesse1: Christmas

Traffic: Old Manus Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Christmas Agent Proto: Old Manus Psychotic: Alastair|UK Yamaneko: Necronopticous theundeadhero: Christmas The Captain: Tavrobel Miriel: Alastair|UK Goldenboco: sephirothishere Rusty: Christmas DK: Tavrobel

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (7/22 - 32%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: sepirothishere (5/22 - 23%)

He totally deserved this award. xD

Oh man. :( Jaffar. I miss that guy.

Shads you are a sweet little boy and I want to give you a puppy! :kiss:

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Originally Posted by AG

10th first time winner! We're not even halfway through yet, folks!

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It's been fantastic (by Ciddies standards!) so far.

I'm gonna root for roundy man and Rantzien. I like them both in special ways.

Congrats Shads! =D

Here it is, the amazing Speach I have been bragging about. It shall shame you all I say, All of you! And you will read it, regardless of it being far longer than any speach before!

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Why are we here? What is the Reason we exist? This is a question that we have all asked ourselves, and as our lives progressed the answer came to us. One man answered our question whole heartedly. He gave us the answer we had searched for, coming from the voice of the Computer the answer was made clear, 42.
However you people aren’t satisfied with that are you? You just keep on wanting more and more, well guess what? Your not getting it. In its place you shall not get the answer you seek, but the Weirdest member of EoFF, cause I’m a dick like that.
Normally, this is where the Candidates would be listed, but that would be normal, and we all know how you people don’t’ like normal. Instead I shall start with a famous quote from my good friend Sophia from Golden Girls, “Your uncle always used to say, ‘Some people say the Glass is half empty, others say its half full. Me? I drink whatever’s in the Glass.’” Sophia’s good brother is the kind of guy who will win this award. True story, he’s one it before. Don’t believe me? That’s because you looked it up in the Wiki and Archives and found facts, but that’s why your wrong. If you listened to your gut, you’d know I’m right.
From Sexists to Creepy Tongues, storm troopers to Magical Turns in a street, we have all different kinds of weird. Why are they here? Who knows. Why do they keep coming back? Probably because they can’t get Laid. Will they ever leave us alone? We hope not, without them do you know what we’d be? We’d be a forum about Fox News, that’s what we’d be. Hitler posts about Fox news, so does George Bush. You don’t want to be like George Bush, do you?
I’m sure you’re all wondering when I’m going to get to the contestants, and all I can say is I don’t care about the contestants, I’m here to make your life miserably by forcing you to read this until I feel like Stopping. However if I did that as much as I wanted Award Guy wouldn’t let me post my speech. It took enough sexual favors to get him to let me do this much. And now I only pray he doesn’t read this Paragraph and let out the truth. That wouldn’t bode well for me and the other writers, as we fear the Graphs. Scary things those Graphs, all the colors and what not. Its scary how well organized and Great This dudes Graphs are, you will find yourself staring at them all day, its quite hard not to talk about them as you can tell. I mean, the Mauve Charts are so fascinating, it’s surprising how few men know what Mauve is or even how to spell it, I sure don’t .I’m just Guessing. Though as distracting and derailing as they are, they won’t get to me. Now, where was I? Something about that north Korean Guy and Michael Jackson? Wait, catholic priests? *Award Guy whispers something in Corncracker’s ear*
No! Not the Charts! Ok, I’ll get to the Nominees. Starting off the weirdest members nominees is none other than Alastair!UK, and I’d have used the vertical line instead of an explanation point, but I can’t figure out what button to push for it. He is here because UK is in his name, and we all know them people are weird, I mean its UK. What is that anyway? Probably a knock off of US anyway.
Also competing is our Home Town Comic Hero Charles Schultz for His amazing drawings and writings of our nations most beloved Comic Dilbert. Wait, I mean Christmas, that’s right. Never can get those two right. Something about killing Old Manus or something, Levian being an Idiot and all that. Dilbert’s cooler anyway.
And I’m sure by now we all know who is up next. His face has appeared in so many awards it makes me sick. ShulpQuack, er, devil man, is the name of many of these awards, and it makes us all wonder, Should we cut back on the Drugs? His Third person speak has Propelled ShupQuack, I mean Devil Man, to some unimaginable pedestal for the likes of him to hold. It makes me weep. To bad you can’t win, he Devil Man? :mwahaha: Another award you lost. Feel the wrath of rules!
What could be stranger than a Cat Boy? They aren’t even sexy, they are just plain weird and Creepy, which is probably Why LunarWeaver has been Nominated. If he was a girl though, I would so try to get in his pants, I’m almost tempted to try right now, but due to various restraining orders do to acts in the past that won’t be possible at this time.
Next up on the list is Necronopticus, known for his work on the Ah! The Power of Cheese! For revealing the twisted Truth behind the story of FF IV, and whatever the hell he’s done recently, like any one knows him for anything else anyway, he has earned a place into the bowels of everyone’s weird lobe of the mind, or something. That’s the best I got for this Nominee, so if you guys have a problem talk to Award Guy, it’s his fault for letting me write this in the first place.
Old Manus is a regular to this award. Our local X-2 obsessed parasite has been infecting our forums for all this time with his cheesy one liners and half assed attempts at comedy. He has gained many enemies during his stay, and responds to them in the same fashion as everyone else, he flips them off.
The alleged child of Christmas, Rantzien makes his debut on the list. Who is he? If you’d read the first line of this paragraph you’d understand. Who is the Father? My guess is no one, it was all done asexually, but that’s beside the point, anything to come from Christmas is strange, so here he is in all his biologically impossible goodness.
The only question I have for our next competitor is how much PCP did you have to smoke to not only see a strange man with a tongue, but think people would enjoy seeing his portrait painted in your Sig every time you posted? Either this was a sick and twisted joke, or you need some serious help. Either way, it guaranteed you your nomination Rye, congratulations on destroying the Psyche’s’s of hundreds of lurkers. .
Then we... Have...Sephirothishere.....What’s so.....Weird......About......This Member? If there......Is need to........explain after..........reading this in...... all it’s........ Annoy......ing.......to Read..... Weirdness you........ Need............. to get....... Some Electroshock......... Therapy. You could go...... in with Rye.
Travobel, what can I say about Travobel? She worships Psy, that’s really all you need to say. To worship a nutball makes you possibly stranger than that very nut ball. There’s also that unhealthy Kefka obsession. I see Lemon Fan Fic Written all over these two. :jokey: But seriously, why Psy? Why not Hsu? Is something wrong with Hsu, Travobel? Well, actually yes, there is, but that’s beside the point. I’ll just move on to the next nominee before I destroy my own point further.
Nearing the Last of the Nominees is none other than Curtis, Heh heh, Curtis, Or as you other people know him, RSL. We all love RSL, his nice smile and beard, his big warm teddy bear of a body, the sweat dripping down as he rubs up against you in that basket ball game. Wait, RSL Isn’t nominated for this award, is he? Um, yeah, lets just replace RSL with themagicroundabout then, they probably look the same anyway.
Finally we end the Nominations with every old persons favorite side with Thanksgiving Turkey, Yams. The thing about him that got him here is he some how manages to remain on the administration without actually doing anything useful. Sure, he can spam, but so can Manus. Maybe we should Admin Manus then? Back to my point, wait? I had a point? Why the hell am I writing this? I don’t even like you people. I’m so upset I even spelt Tavrobel Travobel in that losers nomination. That’s it, I’m done with you nominees.
That’s right, I’m done with you. You think you’re all so great with your weird posts and online persona’s. Well I have news for you, in real life your normal! You here me! Normal, every last one of you! You probably all have B averages in school, have a decent looking Girlfriend or boy Friend, got accepted into a State College and work Part time at a gas Station to feed yourselves. Your all going to be working jobs that pay 20-35,000$ a year driving around a car with crappy gas millage which will lead to the end of the atmosphere forcing us all to live in suits so the suns radiation doesn’t fry us. Making our scientists bio engineer a new breed of plant that can survive the absurd conditions brought on by your uncaring mediocre life just so they can make oxygen for us to breathe. I hope you’re all very proud of yourselves for making those poor scientist’s work cause your to lazy to run off alternative methods to conserve our planet, you selfish pigs.

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Alastair|UK me thinks. Who wants to go into Space?!

Those who didn't make it...
Old Manus.....................10
Necronopticous.................8
Rye............................8
Rantzien.......................7
Tavrobel.......................7
themagicroundabout.............5
Yamaneko.......................4
LunarWeaver....................2
RSL............................1

Alastair|UK, Christmas and sephirothishere all seek to add to their tally of Ciddies tonight.

i don't remember who I voted for. :p

Oh yes. Alastair it is. xD

This is the proof, as if any were needed, that corncracker should've been nominated for this award too.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

This is the proof, as if any were needed, that corncracker should've been nominated for this award too.

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Damn Straight.

I think I voted for Alastair|UK ... hmm . I can't exactly remember either.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

Christmas.....................21
Alastair|UK...................15
sephirothishere...............15

Ciddie #3 for the lady of the season!

Very true.

Oh. GO CHRISTMAS! :D

As expected...congrats Christmas

Yay Christmas! :excited:

I'd post Christmas' smilie but forgot the code

Yay Christmas!

Congrats Christmas :bigsmile:

Well, she's not weirder than someone who asks people if they want to go into space with him. xD

Or that. xD Congrats Christmas.

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Originally Posted by Alastair|UK after I PMd him

unfortunatly i dont think we have enough money or at least one hot girl but if it does happen ill give u the time date and place

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Something tells me this is not the last ciddie for Christmas tonight ;) Congrats

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Christmas
DK
Dr Unne
I'm my own MILF
LunarWeaver
Psychotic
Quin 'n' Tonic
Roto13
Yamaneko


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Christmas Rase: Christmas nik0tine: Psychotic Raistlin: Christmas Meat Puppet: Psychotic Tavrobel: Christmas Levian: Christmas Rye: I'm my own MILF Owen Macwere: Quin 'n' Tonic Shiny: Psychotic Jesse1: I'm my own MILF

Traffic: Psychotic Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Christmas Agent Proto: Quin 'n' Tonic Psychotic: Christmas Yamaneko: Dr Unne theundeadhero: Psychotic The Captain: Yamaneko Miriel: Roto13 Goldenboco: Christmas Rusty: Psychotic DK: Psychotic

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (7/22 - 32%)

Hmm, this is a difficult one. xD They're all pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by Levian

Something tells me this is not the last ciddie for Christmas tonight ;)

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As if on cue, Award Guy posts Funniest Member.

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Originally Posted by Bert

Funniest member


So we have Christmas, with her Nanny Manus wonderfulness pictures that just make us all giggle! and her wonderful stories!
Then we have Dan-o (DK) Now to the average member Dan may not seem that funny or anything but you gotta know Dan. And let me tell you, he is friggen funny. Except on Sundays.
Oh my, Dr Unne. Hmmm Unne is um Unne. There's a very "special" method to his madness. Well sometimes atleast. I think the years of EoFF are starting to take their toll on Unniepoo.
And Mr MILF who, I personally don't know to well. But I'm sure he has a nice bum! I've heard some reports that this guy is quite funny and oh smart too!
LunarWeaver Is another member I've yet to have shared much time with.But from what I've read of his post he seems to be a well rounded poster in all the worth while forums that is
And Psychotic. He's won this award the last two times. Will this devilish AOL CD burning man of iron do it again? Or will he fall in a crumbling mountain of misery?
Quin 'n' Tonic is a somewhat common regular member who seems to have a sarcastic flare if I'm not mistaken. He sort of reminds me of a wee Bert Will his derisive posting style pull him a ciddie?
Roto13. Aww Roto! How are you? Now you can be a very silly fellow! or a meanie! Will your witty awsomness pull it out?
Yams, the Russian mountain thingy! Oh my! Will his dry nerdy sense of humor (although I'm sure he thinks it very clever and funny )pull it out?

Who knows? Only Award Guy that's who!

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Those who didn't make it...
LunarWeaver....................9
Quin 'n' Tonic.................9
DK.............................8
Roto13.........................7
Dr Unne........................4
I'm my own MILF................2
RSL............................1

This one was always a three-way battle between Christmas, Psy and Yams. Each of them had their turn in lead, all with over 20 votes, and only one winner. Of course.

Oh, I like the sound of falling in a crumbling mountain of misery.

Yahoo, this is my best performance so far in these Ciddies. Although tying with or being beaten by Yams is something that I should never have to suffer.

ok i finally made it better late than never as i always say ;o well i havent been nominated for anything yet *tear*but have no fear reeno!i am a little outraged that yuffie the failure wasnt voted for most likely to fail tho :p

Thank God I at least beat Roto. Now he owes me things none of you want to know.

I can't decide which of the final three I want to win :erm: All wonderful choices :jess:

Yams, Christmas and Psy. *ponder*

oh my god Christmas vs Psy :D

I had to vote for Yams this time around. Sorry Psy :whimper:

vs Yams

battle of the century. lol

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

Christmas.....................24
Psychotic.....................21
Yamaneko......................21

Lev, have you been sneaking onto BoB's computer lately? :p

LOL

*yay!

*falls in a crumbling mountain of misery*

So Christmas 4-Ciddies thinks Psychotic 0-Ciddies will sweep? She really is funny. 'grats ;)

Congrats again, Christmas! :D

YAY CONGRATS CHRISTMAS!HATE RULES ALL

*watches psy crumble in a mountain of misery*

Congrates, Masmas!!. :bigsmile:

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: kikimm

The Nominees
Animegirl1000
Fujiko the Glittery
Jowy
kikimm
Loony BoB
rubah
Shauna


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Fujiko The Glittery Rase: rubah nik0tine: rubah Raistlin: rubah Meat Puppet: Animegirl1000 Tavrobel: Loony BoB Levian: Jowy Rye: Jowy Owen Macwere: Loony BoB Shiny: rubah Jesse1: Animegirl1000

Traffic: kikimm Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Animegirl1000 Agent Proto: Jowy Psychotic: Jowy Yamaneko: rubah theundeadhero: rubah The Captain: rubah Miriel: Jowy Goldenboco: kikimm Rusty: rubah DK: kikimm

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (8/22 - 36%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jowy (5/22 - 23%)

After the speech is posted, the winner will be revealed in #eoff first, and then in here afterwards. If you're in #eoff, please don't spoil it for those who are unable to get to the chatroom right now.

:excited: Best Chatter next, I think! THe first one I've been nommed in! :cool:

Oh my! :D That was really close. Congrats! and if I was on BoB's computer you wouldn't be having that avatar, AG ;)

Psy apparantly likes to almost win awards. :mog:

kikimm had better win this. To hell with #eoffers, I say!

Do I, Lev? This is the first time I've been a finalist!

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Some have called it scary. Others call it Weird. Most ignore it. But to those who visit regularly, it becomes a part of you. #eoff has always stood as a bastard offshot brand of that beautiful Eyes On Final Fantasy community. We love it so much, we watch our mIRC counters shoot into the thousands of hours because we keep coming back for more. More of what you might ask? What could be better than returning to the same people and the random topics of conversation? Thanks to the chatters, I can't think of anything. These people are some of the most amazing people I've ever known in my life. I started visiting nearly 6 years ago, and since then, I've seen #eoffers come, and I've seen #eoffers go. I've seen the whole channel move servers many times. But while the channel may change, and the people may change, the channel itself always has the same beauty.

What makes #eoff so beautiful? The people. The people who are always there with a trout slap and a video game tip for you. They are damn good at what they do. But what is it they do? Babble incoherantly at each other for most of the hours in the day? It may seem so. And by god, we love you for it. The Ciddie will be awarded to the one who upholds the meaning #eoff in their heart, and bleeds the very essense of chat goodness. And even if they don't do that, #eoffers like them enough to honor them anyway. Which is good enough for me. So, then, the nominees for Best Chatter: Animegirl1000, Fujiko the Glittery, Jowy, kikimm, Loony BoB, rubah, and Shauna!

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DEATH TO ALL WHO DIDN'T NOMINATE ME :shoot:

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kikimm had better win this. To hell with #eoffers, I say!

Do I, Lev? This is the first time I've been a finalist!

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Go kikimm

GO SAKURA (aka animegirl1000)

Erm..Go Everyone!! :)

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jowy

Jowy..........................17
Animegirl1000.................16
kikimm........................13
Loony BoB.....................13
rubah.........................13
Fujiko The Glittery............9
Shauna.........................6
RSL............................1

Congrats, Jowy~ :bigsmile:

Congrats Jowy! :D

Look at me, with my 6 votes. Oh yes. :cool:

YAY JOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, that makes 11 first time winners now, doesn't it? I think it does.

I wanted Jowy to win if kikimm failed.

Yes, you chatters, the handsome stranger known as EoFFChatter who walked among you for 2 minutes was I, and none of you realised! :mwahaha:

thats bull she lost by 1 vote ONE FRIGGIN VOTE T-T

yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...jowy...meagtastic...

Ey! Congrats Jowy :count:

It's good to see so many first time winners. :D

And, I knew Psy, if that makes you feel any better?

Best Spammer
Last winner: Old Manus
Nomination Leader: Devil Man (Old Manus / Roto13 out of active nominees)

The Nominees
Alastair|UK
Cthulu
Levian
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
Quin 'n' Tonic
Raistlin
Roto13
Yamaneko


Who they predicted to win...

Roto13: Yamaneko Rase: Quin 'n' Tonic nik0tine: Old Manus Raistlin: Psychotic Meat Puppet: Yamaneko Tavrobel: Psychotic Levian: Alastair|UK Rye: Meat Puppet Owen Macwere: Alastair|UK Shiny: Quin 'n' Tonic Jesse1: Ultimate Shadow

Traffic: Quin 'n' Tonic Her Majesty's Agent Umaro: Psychotic Agent Proto: Meat Puppet Psychotic: Meat Puppet Yamaneko: Alastair|UK theundeadhero: Meat Puppet The Captain: Psychotic Miriel: Yamaneko Goldenboco: Quin 'n' Tonic Rusty: Levian DK: Alastair|UK

Prediction Party Favourite: Alastari|UK / Meat Puppet / Psychotic / Quin 'n' Tonic (4/22 - 18%)

Gotta be Cthulu. Go Bleys.

Even though I still Think Raistlin is cooler than you.

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Well, what've we got?

There's Alastair|UK, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon Cthulu sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam, spam egg Levian spam spam bacon and spam, spam sausage spam spam Meat Puppet bacon spam tomato Old Manus and spam; spam spam spam egg and Psychotic, spam spam spam Quin 'n' Tonic spam spam spam baked beans Raistlin spam spam spam, Roto13, or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Yam, er, spam, er, Yamaneko.

If you're wondering if there's anything without much spam in it, well there's Alastair|UK, which goes lovely with a nice side of spam, served cold.

Or perhaps a nice long tall glass of Quin 'n' Tonic to wash down your spam?

Or maybe, you like your spam Old Manus? There have been some charges of mold anus growing on it, but it's still among our best.

Then there's one of our older dishes, Cthulu, which has only gotten more tasty and tender with age.

Or even a good Roto13, which is a vast improvement on the first 12 varieties.

We also have, a more recently changed dish, Levian, served either rare or well done, but always with some form of garnish, usually spam.

There's a good market now for Meat Puppet, which despite it's name, is actually perfect for the veggie lover in all of us, though spam does sneak it's way in there too.

Who could forgot, one of the old stand-bys, which always seems to be among our best sellers, Psychotic, which takes spam to an artform in the hands of the chef, much like the Iron Chefs do to their dishes.

And of course, there's always a good Raistlin if you really want something to chew on, and perhaps not go down easy, but the flavor is worth it.

To cap it off, we have Yamaneko, which has a very subtle yet wonderfully spam-like taste all its own.

All are worthy selections, guaranteed to fill your spamming needs, but in order to stay on your diet, we must only choose one this time....

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And, I knew Psy, if that makes you feel any better?

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You weren't supposed to know, so it made me feel worse. :whimper:

Alright Levian, the fightback begins here you sloppy matador. Actually, looking at the way things have gone for me so far, it's probably going to put me 3 down. :cry:

And The Captain's speech is spiffy from what I've read of it so far.

Best spammer. :D Yay! Go... one of you.

Aww, sorry Psy. Forget I said it.

Congrats so far.!. :)
This ciddies are alot better than the last, agree?. agree.

Of course they Are, Shads won.

go everyone1 i used to be a pretty big spammer ;o ;)

The Ciddies are always good. :D

Those who didn't make it...
Roto13........................12
Old Manus.....................11
Alastair|UK...................10
Cthulu........................10
Levian.........................7
Meat Puppet....................7
Psychotic......................7
Raistlin.......................3
RSL............................1

Quin 'n' Tonic or Yamaneko?

Ah man, lets goes Yams then.

Haha, Lev and Psy tied.

I'll tie YOU!

Going by the current theme of first-time winners, Quin 'n' Tonic is gonna get it.

Quin or Yams. A difficult choice to pick which one I expect to win! I'm leaning more to Yams. xD

Levian, Meat Puppet and Psy make 777, does that mean together they are a god?

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yamaneko

Yamaneko......................20
Quin 'n' Tonic................16

I got one right!

Yamspam! :O

Go Yamaneko!

Eww, tie with Psy. Ties suck How will we be able to tell who's worst? :mad2: Guess we equally suck.

edit: woah, moving fast! Congrats Yams. :count:

What a surprise! The ciddies are actually turning out pretty good! :). Conrgratulations to all the winners, and I assure you, theirs a tiny bit of jealousy in their! ^___^ I kid kid, conrgatz all the same.

Congrats to the winner! :)

Congrats, Yamaneko!!. :D

We're never going to hear the end of this.

Only two more Best Spammer Ciddie wins before you're as good as me, Yamanenko. Same for you too, Leviewevie. ;)

You got my vote Yams, now it's time to pay up.

The One Ciddie Past Halfway Level 42 Break

http://991.com/newgallery/Level-42-Guaranteed-32275.jpg

i wanna see best artist before i go to work...O_O

You're just losing it, Psy! :P

Another break! Yay! xD *powernap*

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No break please, bd time is soon, i beg you. :(

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i wanna see best artist before i go to work...O_O

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Don't tell any of the other people nominated for it, VW, because they'll probably paint some very unflattering portraits of me, but I hope you win it.

I just want to say that The Captain's speech was the best I have seen in the Ciddies ever.

congrats yamenko

Well, hasn't this been exciting? :D

Break, awesome. *skips joyfully towards McDonalds*

Bring me a McChicken Premiere Levian ;_;

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Originally Posted by ValkyrieWing

i wanna see best artist before i go to work...O_O

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Don't tell any of the other people nominated for it, VW, because they'll probably paint some very unflattering portraits of me, but I hope you win it.

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*glomp*

:3

LOL
Thanks!!!!!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Well done Yams. :up:

Hmm, this break is rather uneventful. :(

while we're on break im gonna play some DDR

Ish murshta ein Big Mac maxi mit cola und pommes fritz mit ketchup, bitte.

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Hmm, this break is rather uneventful. :(

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let's make it eventful then. :radred:

If you people would comment on my Speach it owuld be eventful. I put my heart in it and what do I get? One Comment! Have you lost your will to read so soon? Or do you just think we speach writers can be forced to write on your whims adn their effort is unimportant!
You all make me sick.

To fuel your passion I have to say that was a hilarious speech. I really enjoyed it.

Let's!

Wow, a lot of close wins. Congratulations to all so far. :)

Good time to change my sig and avy. :p

So what to do, Shauna?. Kill AG?. :radred:

We can't kill AG! There'll be no Ciddies then! :(

We need commercials.