Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Beacuse, despite what he thinks, chicks DO NOT dig the tail...
Why can't the main hero of FFXIII be a penguin?
Because he can't hold a gunblade.
Why does Steiner wear rusted armor?
Because he earns 1 gil a year
Why Doesnt Cloud ever change his clotheS?
because purple is the new black.
If cents are parts of a dollar, what is a part of gil?
GP
When are they gonna make a game w/ Cid as the protagonist?
Doomsday, no sooner.
Why is Ritz so goddamn PINK!?
Didn't you npay attention during the game? She didn't want to be like a viera... at first. Instead, she wanted to be wedding peach.
Why didn't Cid Highwind grow a beard or a moustache?
He has a beard? That's because you're confusing yourself with Barret.
Why is Barret the only FF character on a PS console to have a long beard 'minus FFXI' and why doesn't he have that same one now?
He wanted to be different, a rebel, a renegade, but then he got over it.
Why didn't Barret get a normal prosthetic hand?
They do have tails, but once you chop em off and use them as a powderpuff, they're kind of hard to get back on again. But it's worth it to stop a shiny nose!
How many times a day is one likely to come across a manic bishounen?
four times, double that if its a full moon
what do u think Vivi looks like nakid?
He IS naked. He walked around all of FFIX in the nude...
Why do you think Kimahri talks so little?
You don't off intelligent conversation.
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